Vampire Questions - 24hourcampfire

Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind:

1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me.

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Originally Posted by High_Noon

Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind:

1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me.

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Yes
Especially if tom cruise is involved...

But do vampires wear masks to cover their teeth?

Of course they are democrats. Do you know any other blood sucker?

Originally Posted by High_Noon

why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

What'd one lesbian vampire say to the other?

....See you next month

Originally Posted by High_Noon

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Ain’t you ever had something that’s so good you just wanna rub your face innit? 😁

Ribs, corn on the cob....

You can get all your questions answered and much, much more by watching this old TV series.

Originally Posted by High_Noon

Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind:

1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me.

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Kate Beckinsale.....

What was the question again? 😂

Originally Posted by High_Noon

Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind:

1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me.

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Dunno. Have never watched any of those. When I grew up, vampires and werewoofs were evil. Didn't even matter if they looked good. Evil. Now you have all these movies like Twilight and so on. F u c k that.

Originally Posted by AcesNeights

Originally Posted by High_Noon

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Ain’t you ever had something that’s so good you just wanna rub your face innit? 😁

Ribs, corn on the cob....

Originally Posted by BigDave39355

Originally Posted by High_Noon

Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind:

1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me.

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Kate Beckinsale.....

What was the question again? 😂

I liked her better in "Shooter".
The goth look never did much for me...

Originally Posted by OldmanoftheSea

Originally Posted by BigDave39355

Originally Posted by High_Noon

Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind:

1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me.

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Kate Beckinsale.....

What was the question again? 😂

I liked her better in "Shooter".
The goth look never did much for me...

Don’t believe she was in shooter. Wrong gal.

That would be Kate Mara in Shooter

Originally Posted by Swifty52

Originally Posted by OldmanoftheSea

Originally Posted by BigDave39355

Originally Posted by High_Noon

Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind:

1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me.

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Kate Beckinsale.....

What was the question again? 😂

I liked her better in "Shooter".
The goth look never did much for me...

Don’t believe she was in shooter. Wrong gal.

She was the FBI girl at the reception desk thing that the Indian kid reported to...
The other girl wasn't bad either...

Originally Posted by AcesNeights

Originally Posted by High_Noon

2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face?

Ain’t you ever had something that’s so good you just wanna rub your face innit? 😁

Ribs, corn on the cob....

Yes, something. But it was neither of those.

Ain't gotta worry bout vampires. Got me some of them green tipped bullets. That's what they wuz made fer

What about silver tipped 30-06 ammunition. Would it work on vampires or just werewolves?....asking for a friend.

A classmate was into all the horror movies'. Not me so much.

Ask Nancy Pelosi, she's a blood sucking old bat.

That was Kate Mara.

You guys suck at focus. Can we get back to Kate Beckinsale, please?

Originally Posted by Dess

What about silver tipped 30-06 ammunition. Would it work on vampires or just werewolves?....asking for a friend.

If you want to be sure, I'd recommend a .454 Casull with silver bullets cast from Lancaster Cathedral's cross

1) yes
2) also yes

Rhona Mitra was in shooter.

Who favors Kate Beckinsale

Both played in the Umderword series.

I don't know about vampires but this thread sucks.