“Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
Already discussed here.
I wonder how they'll explain their pure white polar bear commercials now.
I wonder how they'll explain their pure white polar bear commercials now.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
Already discussed here.
I wonder how they'll explain their pure white polar bear commercials now.
I wonder how they'll explain their pure white polar bear commercials now.
My bad must of missed it.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
I’m so white...we call our Engineering area the Cracker Crib.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
Already discussed here.
I wonder how they'll explain their pure white polar bear commercials now.
I wonder how they'll explain their pure white polar bear commercials now.
The new ones will feature black bears. Or, if they want to do it right, a gorilla.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
The black bears drink Sprite.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
They’re gonna have to include a mixed Polar bear/Black bear couple with a Brown bear cub.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
Or just go to a Panda Bear...... They're already black & white.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
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Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
Coca Cola needs to publish a top-10 list of white characteristics, and same for black characteristics.
You know....just so we know where their headspace is at.
You know....just so we know where their headspace is at.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
I might call in sick tomorrow....lol
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
I remember many years ago the spokes person for Coke was Bill Cosby. I was in the Army and Coke seems to be the drink of choice for the "brothers". I apparently am part of the problem as Coke Zero cherry is my favorite drink. It seems Bill has fallen out of favor with the "woke" crowd.
kwg
kwg
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/23/21
I'm white, didn't have any more control over it than any black, brown, yellow or green person. If they want us to forget racism, quit bringing it up.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Originally Posted by kwg020
I remember many years ago the spokes person for Coke was Bill Cosby. I was in the Army and Coke seems to be the drink of choice for the "brothers". I apparently am part of the problem as Coke Zero cherry is my favorite drink. It seems Bill has fallen out of favor with the "woke" crowd.
kwg
kwg
What I loved was when he was doing commercials for Coke, extolling it as the perfect soft drink, then suddenly New Coke came out and he seamlessly switched gears. It reminded me of a poster that had a rooster with two heads, one looking left and one looking right, with the caption, "I don't know which way to point my pecker!" (Which fit Bill even better as later events showed.)
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Woka~Cola!
Fugg them.
Fugg them.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Originally Posted by navlav8r
They’re gonna have to include a mixed Polar bear/Black bear couple with a Brown bear cub.
This^^^ damn soon enough. Fugk this crap. No wonder I drink beer. F coco-cola.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
I sent them a note saying I'd be more Pepsi, and continue to be white.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Originally Posted by Stophel
Believe it or not but polar bears have black skin. Their hair is kinda like fibreoptic that delivers the sunlight to the skin with black being the most absorbent of colours of the thermal energy. Don't believe me? go out and shave one and see for yourself
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
I guess they need to hire a black bear, give Hume a bunch of gold chains, pants that are too big.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
I am thinking fugg coke
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Fine. I'll switch to 7-Up.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Coke is not the only cola.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Fug those pc [bleep] never drink croke again
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
You ever try the stuff from Columbia?
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
It seems I recall, coke is the beverage of Democrats.
Pepsi for Republicans.
Pepsi for Republicans.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Touche.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Any suggestions on how to be less whyte ?
1) ?
2) ?
3)?
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
Any suggestions on how to be less whyte ?
1) ?
2) ?
3)?
This should be good😬
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
I like Pepsi products...Red Mountain Dew.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
The new coke mascot is the Panda bear
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
Any suggestions on how to be less whyte ?
1) ?
2) ?
3)?
I'll play.
#1. Throw your work boots away.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Originally Posted by centershot
I'm white, didn't have any more control over it than any black, brown, yellow or green person. If they want us to forget racism, quit bringing it up.
Amen!
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Told a guy today I could be less white.
Gonna call welfare, then quit.
Then steal a buddies nice wheels and new tires on my way out
of the parking lot.
Oh, yeah!
Bought a rare pop from the machine today.
Dam sure wasn't a Coke.
Gonna call welfare, then quit.
Then steal a buddies nice wheels and new tires on my way out
of the parking lot.
Oh, yeah!
Bought a rare pop from the machine today.
Dam sure wasn't a Coke.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Originally Posted by SamOlson
You ever try the stuff from Columbia?
Uh..."nose beers"?
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
To quote Richard Pryor, Suck my dick. Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fahq up!"
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Been a diet coke fiend for years. Been trying to cut back. This will definitely help.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Originally Posted by mauserand9mm
Originally Posted by Stophel
Believe it or not but polar bears have black skin. Their hair is kinda like fibreoptic that delivers the sunlight to the skin with black being the most absorbent of colours of the thermal energy. Don't believe me? go out and shave one and see for yourself
Exactly right. Since they are marine mammal protected, not to mention "of concern" animal, you can't shoot it first.
I'll bring the video camera.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by 284LUVR
Any suggestions on how to be less whyte ?
1) ?
2) ?
3)?
I'll play.
#1. Throw your work boots away.
2. Be late for work twice a week.
3. Be a poor performer, screw up everything you do.
4. Steal schitt from work.
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Don't drink their stuff anyway-- business as usual for me
Someone said--"what does that mean?" I replied-- it means don't spend money on Coke stuff"
Someone said--"what does that mean?" I replied-- it means don't spend money on Coke stuff"
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
30-30 vs. coke
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Re: “Be less white” says Coca-Cola - 02/24/21
I only consume coke with vanilla ice cream........
That's my mind altering drug of choice....
That's my mind altering drug of choice....