How about a Jeff Foxworthy themed thread...

If you ......


You might be a Liberal.

If you think abortion is fine and dandy but the death penalty is inhuman and barbaric you might be a liberal.

If you think the science of climate change is settled after less than a century of intense study but human gender, which has been set and solid for thousands of years, is fluid and subject to one’s feelings in the moment, you might be a liberal.

If you don’t care the person your about to have sex with is a dude or chick.

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If you pay nothing in taxes and think someone that already pays thousands of dollars in taxes should pay “their fair share,” you might be a liberal.

You sue to remove the Nativity Scene from public but celebrate Christmas and want it as a paid holiday.

If you run around screaming Black Lives Matter, but you kill thousands of black babies every year.

If you wear spandex when you ride your bike

You think you have a special "aura " that allows you to communicate with wild animals and feed grizzly bears.

You don't know which bathroom to use.

You think its ok for dudes to compete in girls athletics.

If you believe anything the media tells you...

You voted against Trump because he offends you.

If you like having your head up your azz.

If you are pro abortion, but don’t believe in the death penalty

If yer a teacher...I have several in my extended family.

Commies, every last one.

if you think cnn and msnbc are actually news organizations...

If you do not support OUR veterans, but welcome foreign invaders that illegally cross our borders with open arms.

If you have a litany of vile, offensive names to label anyone who doesn't agree with anything you say; I.E. Racist, bigot, homophobe, white supremacist, hater, extremist, insurrectionist, traitor, etc. etc. etc.

If it’s always someone else’s fault

You're pro 1st Amendment and anti 2nd Amendment.

You believe teachers unions have the children's best interests first.

You don't believe in killing those cute animals for food when you can buy all the meat you want at Walmart.

You constantly denounce Christians as a hate group for opposing gay marriage, yet praise Islam even though they often execute homosexuals.

You value diversity, except for when it involves people of other view points.

You don't let the facts interfere with your opinions.

You think the second amendment doesn't apply to modern guns, but have no problem using modern equipment to exercise your first amendment rights.