So, yeah.....I may be chained to a failing business, am probably morbidly obese, struggle with a little bit of the blues and a pinch of alcoholism...take a stupid thyroid pill and a blood pressure pill every day.

Have a bunch of old schitty machinery that is always breaking down, live in the middle of nowhere....where commodities are expensive to produce and more expensive to get to market.


It never frigging rains here and the wind always blows.


We make so little money that we qualify for every program out there. My boat is still blown up. Normaly we just sit around and watch the leaded paint chip off the walls.




But then.......I come on here and feel much, much better about myself and my life.


Like a trip to Walmart after the checks come out. That schit show would make anyone feel better about themselves.




It could always be worse...........I could be rubbing Vicks and King Arthur Flour on my ass.........

Lots to see at Walmart

200mg Synthroid everyday for 29 years.

Haven't been in Wally world in a few years.

Enjoy watching the crazy Asian and Messican gals fight each other for the free morsels at Costco.

I bet ours is an order of magnitude classier than some of the more populated areas.

I’m a Martha White man myself

Jim, at least you have a Walmart.


I drive by the Family Dollar and wonder what all they have inside.

The damnedest one I’ve ever seen is in Jasper Texas. I never seen so many ugly women in my life. Livingston runs a close second.

I bet going to a State Fair would make you feel pretty churched up.

Shabbiness and despair.

Jim,
You are living my dream.
Family were farmers/loggers...things happen.

Worked both jobs as a young man, soon saw the only way to have anything at all was if you owned the businesses. So I moved on.

But, they were the best jobs I ever had. Lived the work, and the life.

Add in doing it with those kids.
You have it better than you think.
And the chillins? They don't know if they are rich or poor.

I do enjoy crop dusting the new arrivals here in the HEB.

When the Hamms Bear says it's closing time they wont have far to fall!

😉

Jim, I've seen you play bass...you posted a vid one time...you're a talented mofo. Great family, great wife, great life.

It's all good, from what I can see.

It aint bad.....not compared to the dumpster fires we see on the Fire!

Things you'll never see in Montana for $300, Alex

This was the overflow parking lot at wally world earlier today.
Had ta go get some toof brushes for the stock project.
Surfing da web came up with a idea.

Jim, I got recipes for those paint chips, personally, I like 'em straight just peel those bad boys off the wall and crunch 'em like Fritos. It was a great day if you got a little wallpaper or rust from a nail on your chip, you was living PHAT!

I don’t care if youre fat and stupid, I still like you

This was when I went in .
3 times as many when I came out .
Vast majority senior citizens lining up for the DNA/RNA immune response modification shot.
Good thing they are done passing on their unmodified DNA/ RNA..

Remember that Thalidomide schitt........
Wonder what ticking time bomb is gonna happen from breeding humans getting the C19 manmade DNA/RNA vaccine is gonna have on the unborn/ future generations......
Hmmmmmmm......
We are govt and we are here to help you........

Flave coming back from a beer run on his ruckus.

Jim you need a vacation. Go stay in a big city for a couple of weeks. When you get home you'll kiss that dry ground you call home. I wouldn't trade the country life for anywhere else even if it meant having allot more money.

Jims post last couple days been like " The Shining" somewhat.

Think that winter stuff is getting to him.


What you need to do Jim is free yourself of livestock for a entire year.
Find a crop or plant extra to replace that income.
Or something that dont require alot of day to day looking over.
Now mind you I'm not a farmer or rancher at all.
And I have no idea of what you are bound too.

Get a crop in running on auto pilot.
Weather is gonna happen anyways aint nothing you can do about that.

Take your self , wife , kids, and dogs and get the fugg off the Hi line for a 2 week vacation away from your life on it.
Or find someone who feed the dogs once a day.

You need a respite from farming brother
You family needs it too.
At least for a week if ya can swing it.
Fugg even a camping trip to the mountains would be a break from the 360 horizon for ya man.


JMO......

Not bad. You Tennessee guys be kinda smart, I think.

You're doing better than Upchuck is Big Jim.........I think that dumb fugger has been eating the chips...

Things are looking up.

Arkansas has some interesting Walmart clientele.... No offense to the toothless, bandaged up, puss dripping, limping and drooling fuucking morons....

Jim, if there ever is a break in the workload, make your own break and come down here for a visit - you may enjoy some desert environment. Bring the family I'll take you to in to visit our real Walmart.

Thats my point!


It could be worse.


You could be the one that wipes down the mobility scooters........

Reminds me of the shady, carny looking fireworks / meat / t-shirt / etc. unlicensed vendors that set up and sell their junk anywhere they think they can get away with for a little while. Probably about as trustworthy, too.

NO future generations, they are all sterile now.

A good woman , some little ones, house , and some guns(and ammo) is about as good as it gets .

Change my mind

I think that color scooter is the only one made for a while .

At least you are not

It is. I've been there. You don't have NEAR the type and numbers of white trash we have in the Capital City.

Ours always looks like a gigantic trailer park blew up and the refugees all came in to Walmart.

Sounds like you might be sitting on a wind energy goldmine.

Grocery shopping at a local Walmart a couple of weeks ago saw what looked like a character straight out of the movie Braveheart shopping there, too... Big man, well over 6' tall and 300lbs, long hair and beard, wearing a hooded Scottish tartan plaid mid-calf length robe, and medieval looking leather sandals held on by straps that wrapped around his legs.

I reassemble that incinerator!

You met Gruff!

Hahahaha!

Poverty bomb.

It sounds like you are healing yourself, and have become a premier raconteur. Coming on here does make you feel smart and lucky. I avoid Walmarts like poison but did find the one in Cody. Wy. to be as clean and friendly as a small country store.

You should come here and stay w/ us for a week. You and the family will have a new definition for weird and a renewed appreciation for rural life.


mike r

"coat of many colors" was played on the radio a bit ago. I snickered and pictured Jim Conrad twirling and singing in his patched together multi colored coat, so thankful, surrounded by campfire idiots scamming each other out of shotguns, faking illness, faking deaths...

lmao!


The campfire is fantastic.

Pfft

Amateurs 😃🤪


The sears parking lot was snaked from Dillards U-shaped back to Dicks on the front side.

hundreds and hundreds of cars.

The oil tire/service bay was where they are doing the injections. Weatherproof set up

Come to our Walmart, the hogs even wear a mask.

Fart burger

Evens gat a swet towl an sheeit, lodd hav mercy 🤮

I see we all got an invitation to Conrad's pity party, where is the booze and food?

And ewes.

and then it goes down from there

It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to.

This just came on and guess immediately came to mind?

Isn't it though?!

Went to town to get the kids from school.

Splurged and bought a 20 oz Dr Pepper.


Wife is bringing home Pizza Hut from the big town over west.


F'in A.......F'in A.

Thanks Sam!

Out of curiosity, what does rubbing Vicks and King Arthur flour on yer arse accomplish?

Got to cool those hemorrhoids

Apparently it soothes and cools a blown up hemorrhoid.


Just like sitting on a flat of 80/20 ground chuck.

coin operated

Damn.

Brings nasty to a record level .

Had one of those Pizza Hut, Detroit double pepperoni deals the other day. It was a highlight!

Enjoy!

Change the face to raskin and have him painting happy little check marks on tweets.

That outta get you a nice payment from Schumer.

Hi Line Fever....it'll taper off in three weeks. Trust me.

EBT day.
Finding out what the local groid BBQ will give her cash on the dollar per the EBT meats she buys for resale....
Or for their road side BBQ sales....
That schit around here will start ramping up when the weather warms up.
Groids dont do cold.
We pay for their heat and AC anyways........
Not to mention her taxpayer sponsored fat nasty azz sitting on everything.

That what that picture says.

You could be a cheerleader for the next depression. I do much of the same. Stay broke, stare at 4 walls, but I do manage to have some fun now & then.

Dammit!

Forgot to mention that to her.


Maybe she will bring extra hot wings instead.

Enjoy being young, and that young family Jim.

thats what keeps us from staying in bed jim

Is that in the family truckster???

Damn! Killas!!!

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Yeah....needs a headliner!

The ammo is the biggie right now.

Let me know if you need any .22lr for the kids to shoot.

😜

What seat covers did you end up with, Jim?'

I just ordered some seat covers that are made by a company in Billings. I strive to buy made in USA.

Jim we can relate to the wind always blowing.

Some days it is tolerable but others i just want to go fishing on the coast of MS.

Don't care if i use bait just wet a line,just as long as the wind and dirt is not blowing.

You could say that i am just basically on my way to go fishing.

Just have not got there yet.

They were Marathons. "saw grass".


There okay. Made in Montana as well.



What kind are you getting?

Awesome anniversary card sentiment

City rats would die to be you Slim Jim, they'd also give you millions of dollars for the guns and ammunition you have if this big bitch ruptures.

God, or somebody doesn't let me see freaks like this in person, they know I aint that strong!

Those freaks caricature themselves and then demand to be treated as normal.

Yes, self hatred is a freaky thing, first thought was a 12" pair of vise-grips across the nose, then as it began to squeal, a big potato down throat, that'd probably do it.

I'm thinking of all those thousands of M118 and M852 LC Match rounds I burned for fun afternoons at the range. It would be nice to have those ammo cans full again about now.

Yes Sir, in a collapse, guns and ammunition will be king.

It's blowing hard at Woodville....

Marathon as well. They seem highly regarded.

Damn, you sexier than Samm0 !

The craziest WM I've ever experienced is without a doubt the one in Orlando, near where we stayed last year when we went to Disney. I'm sure there are a few WM's in Orlando and I can't tell you which one this was, but it was close to Disney and only a couple of miles from the house we rented.

I shidd you not, it was just as busy at 1AM as 1PM, and English speakers were by far a minority. South Americans, Orientals, India indians,... you name it. What a fucting zoo.

Don't forget your 3rd mask when you go to WalMart.

Lol.