There are quite a few members here that enjoy the beverage.

Any particular flavor that really shines?


Thinking about getting Clawed up tonight.

Mango is good

I smell a trap gentlemen...

Gruff loves them and claims they all taste like dick.

If that helps...

The name always pointed to a can full of jitz extracted via some hand w/long light colored fingernails (like anti-goth). As such I've avoided it like the plague. "The name " from the 1st sentence pertaining to "White Claw", not Gruff.

I'm not feminine enough to drink white claw, and I'm a nurse that owns a minivan......

I'd like to get clawed up by some ho tonight.

I bet there's a warning about Low-T as a side effect of drinking it.

See them in the ditch often around here on the roads, along with “Truly”.



I cannot add any help to your question. Never tried them.

I thought they came assorted in the box. Shows what I know.

I happen to like the vodka flavored ones.

Beet flavored White Claw is the best.

Carbonated alcoholic beet juice...

That is what the Gods on Olympus prefer to that nectar and Ambrosia swill.

I think p&SaC like the sweaty unwashed nutsack flavor.

Member of the BNC?

If you just want the taste of pine trees without the buzz. 0.0% alcohol. lol
Here’s something totally useless


*gag*

LOL

BNC?

Gay...

Thanks, Fokker.

I married better than Gaylord did.

😜

I dont listen to Zima and Coors light fans

I don’t dig on the Black Cherry flavor. Still drink it, if that’s all that’s left.

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Isn't saying what flavor White Claw you like to drink pretty much exactly the same as saying what flavor of cock you prefer to suck????

...says the hairless albino supervillain who drives a minivan.

Remember when you were a COVTARD?

LOL

No

Yeah, that's right. I'm a hairless, albino supervillain THAT LIKES PUSSY and drives a mini-fuucking-van!!!!

I do.

You were all "I'll take Duck and Sycamore over you any day!!!"

LMFAO

The mask caused high CO2 levels and memory loss????

claws are so 2019, vizzy.

The hostile vibe I'm picking up right now is making me feel a little verklempt.

^^^This^^^ screams I have a huge COCK.

Do you drink White Claw? Does verklempt mean gay???

Not that there's anything wrong with that.....[\seinfeldvoice]

DeFlave is an emotional terrorist.

Don't buy into the gaslighting.

He's not a tourist, he lives in Florida. Lives there.

I'm not slurring my words or from Texas.

FWIW I'm still working and therefore haven't let my claws out yet.

Brother Samuel, you were the last one I thought would go to the side!! Prayers sent!! 🙏

To be completely honest here I'm getting a little bit peckish reading some of these posts.


You guys need to WATCH it....Thin ice if you know what I mean...




HAHAHA



Seriously you douchewankers don't know what you're missing out on...

#delicious


And I ain't blowin' smoke here, chit is getting real as we speak.
(feel free to make fun of that POS scope but DO NOT speak ill of the Claws...)

Razz Berry, then the lime.

But Sam IMO Draught works mountain Berry is today bomb!

It's made in Missoula

This has been discussed here before, no doubt grapefruit is the best with lime a close second.

Can't stand mango but that's just me. I can tolerate all the rest though.

Thanks for all the posts.


Humiliating yet funny.



#onedown

I hear they're pretty good.



If you dump in about a cup of vodka....

A friend told me it tasted like driving by Exxon with his mouth open.

Try this!

I luv em!

Until they make a Wild Turkey Rare Breed flavor I'm out.

Ron

The one and only white claw I have had ever was given to me by Gruff..... I am so stupid ... had no idea he was hitting on me... duh

Pics or it didn’t happen

Those stellas look good

Stella for tomorrow.


Right now we all about the Claws.

Thats gayer'n aids.

Hey big boy, go ahead and call me gay and I'll bend you over and you'll see just how gay it is.



lol




Cry cousin, these Claws are making me extra sassy...

Oh. I’d need both plus another sixer of Stella. Just to get the kids to school. Then it’s on to the bourbon. [bleep]’ thursdays

Mother f u ck that's funny.

Does anybody have any Absinthe?

Goalie says that the Ruby Smegma flavor is his favorite.

I like the natural light strawberry kiwi seltzer’s. But the silos of natty daddy lemonade are pretty good to.

But I start with a 6 pack of some sort of IPA to counteract any gay.

I guess I shouldn't tee it up and not expect someone to crush it.....

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I thought of this immediately upon reading the subject line

Claws taste like chemicals. Try High Noon. It’s actually vodka flavored soda water. Claws and the rest of them are malt and flavor water.... high noon grapefruit for the win

That’s one hell of a Montana rape kit you got there. White claw to lure them into truck? Check, Power steering fluid? check, gloves? Check, 3/4 inch high pressure hose? Check rifle to kill victims afterwards? Check alright women here comes Sammo!

The raspberry is pretty good.

#proprietary

#iwish

I have yet to find any that taste worth a damn. Just pick one - they all taste like shyt.

Tomorrow, if you're lucky you'll have a bangin' hangover. It'll distract you from the shame.

The hangover was this morning....


Resting up with the claws this afternoon for tomorrow.

Black cherry. No shame in the game here.

Define metrosexual:

A man who treats a hangover with White Claw.

And shoots a 6.5 Creedmoor

Have a 6 pack of it that the daughter and SIL left over after their last visit. No idea of the flavor.. Hopefully it will last awhile until their next visit.

The old woman with whom I sleep......says Ruby Grapefruit is the best.

Poobs, you know better.....

270's still rule!

Tell Nana Kingston says hi.

Ingwe has been just plain ol’ nasty today...Let’s us pray for Satan to release him.

😜🦫

It all depends on what flavor vape pen your puffin this evening.

The old woman knows what's up!

Ouch, those pussy sticks don't equal White Claw!

WTF are you even talking about???

It takes a real man to handle a .270!

Blueberry and raspberry.

DUDE!

lol

That was for Conrad...

I know, I know...


Just all wacked out on the Claw right now.



Got into the silver bullets, blueberry bullets.

Careful, too many claws, turns into too many cockz

A/K/A douche flutes.

Sam's Rick Bin's righthand man. SamO starts a thread, it's good for a hundred replies.

Richard, wholesome entertainment sells itself.

Sam, the all American cowboy.

Cow farmer.

No big ranch, no big hat, no shiny belt buckle....
(6 pack of Claws earlier....#hangon)

ok Sam. All hat, no claw as they say on the high line

They’re all good, my least fave is mango.

Only 5% happy juice so takes a 6 pack to feel anything. Of all the big name seltzer’s they have the least bad chemical taste. Some of the smaller makers might be good but they’re so damned spendy.

How many haters wear or own a jersey with another man’s name in it? You suck their dik for taking you to prom?

Says magic kingdom boy.

Yet somehow you resisted my charms.

Schöfferhofer or Stiegl Grapefruit Hefeweizen.

Fugg it Black Cherry is my favorite and I regularly hunt with a 270 win.

There's a hearty endorsement for you.

That’s how my wife drinks them.

Believe me, if my guts would cooperate I’d fall back into the loving room temperature arms of the Girl in the Moon. Alas, I must listen to the twits opine on the libations I’m reduced to.

I still 💘 you!

Fer fuggs sake, just make a highball.

Whiskey (whatever kind you like), soda water, ice, twist of lemon (or not).

Which ingredient gives you the trouble?

Doc said gluten. I can cheat and eat some bread or pizza without much I’ll effect, but drinking beer fugks me up pretty good. Though I confess I’m not a 1-2 beer kinda guy. Got an appt with a surgeon in a couple weeks and alcohol might be permanently off the menu. Life looks a whole lot more boring from a purely sober perspective.

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