I’m feeling poorly...Not sure if I will make it through the weekend. I wanted to say to all of you incredible members, GFY.

Because my Will is gonna be a smidge light on assets left for my bride. I wanted to reach out to all of you kind and generous people by asking for your immediate donations to me of any hunting, fishing, camping, gold or silver, campers, boats, golf clubs with sleeves of balls and vehicles that are a 2018 or newer model year.

Basically, I’m asking for everything you have that’s worth a lot...Not junk, or stuff you no longer use or need. I want only quality and expensive shît.

I’d start a list, but, that would take effort, and since I’m in a frail state...Just send me all your best gear.

Thanks, god bless, and long life to all who give things to me.

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PS

I will bump this thread many times throughout the weekend.

PSS

Kamo gari...You got a shotgun you would be willing to part with? 😜

i will forward 10 pounds of shidt in a 5 pound sack

Prayers sent from an atheist.

Fool me once, congratulations.

Fool me twice, f*ck you're good.

Double flipoffs all i can afford

I have a can of lima beans that went out of date in 2003, that I was saving for this year's Christmas food drive.

Is one expecting to revive about a year after his obituary notice, and it so, can I have my stuff back?

Bbl

I got a feeling they are going to work. Hallelujah. We wont feel guilty about not sending him crap.

PTL.

Since you only shît gold coins....Much appreciated.

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So, you’re giving me something expensive then?

LOL

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PooBah,

Include a card with $1000 dollars and your prayer.

Thanks!

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I have a great double camp mattress. If you dont make it can I get an addy so I can deliver it and help her try it out?

Cough, cough....Umm, sure.

Just send me several of Cookies cameras. Wife could use them for taking pictures at my funeral.

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Used fleshlight inbound!!!!

Sorry, didn't have time to clean it

I really thought about editing my post to read " Prayers from an atheist too cheap to send anything else..."

Wife will be too bereaved for sex...I was her trophy husband.

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Are you the second biggest guy in the quartet? lol

Good one...

Dude, come on, now....I was thinking along the lines of a autographed hockey uni from Gretzky.

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PS

How many lumens does your fleshlight have?

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Drummer, here.

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I will send sagebrush and juniper smudge sticks. They are invaluable at funerals, and for blessing the not quite dead.

Besides, that's all that grows around here and I'm too cheap (fixed income) to buy you something cool.

I'm expecting that the will includes a codicil leaving directions to the fishing hole for me.

PS who gets the perv van?

LMFAO

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I have a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket...

The Oompa Loompas have agreed to sing "Down By The Chocolate River" at your funeral.

You are welcome...

The Slam’n Van goes to Slumlord. He already has 80 pound bags of Candy ready for neighborhoods in the spring.

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Bump for Edm...He’s got money !

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Sniff......

Cocaine?

You betcha....I can move that in a day.

Overnight Mail, please.

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Is it too early to vote on the Greater Idaho issue?

I have a huge collection of premium strike-anywhere matches, fireworks, and toilet paper, all of it used only once. Will that do?

Problem is, Beav is gonna be left out judging by the map.

Hahaha. Tff. Deflave, is that you?

Rocky, I thought you got your eyesight fixed?

Now go find something valuable and mail it overnight to me. I don’t have much time.

Or, lowrty, I think I see a bright light.

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he is lying, like all liberals

A bright light?

from a fleshlight?

Holy Shît !...The best donation yet, by you taking me off ignore for a peek at my thread.

That had to make you a helluva a lot poorer.

Blessings to you, dog dick !

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I have $2.00 I can send. If I can get someone else to throw in another $2.00, using the new math, Beav would then have $5.00.

While I'm far too poor to offer anything else of value, I offer up the following:
Please provide a very recent photo of your soon to be bereaved (for sex) wife (widow).
If she's of acceptably good looks, I'd offer my services to see that her suffering is thoroughly relieved!😁

Hey guys I found Mitch’s user name!

That’s the total I came up with as well.

Thanks BS, you’re a true cyber friend.

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I’m not sure, but if you type in lonely gay dude in a closet into Pornhub.....You might find a Fleshlight.

LOL

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LMFAO.....😂🦫

Posts like this are why the “good guys” don’t post here any longer.
#goodoldays

So, have you appointed anyone to use your vote after you're gone?

Here is a fancy wine carrier you can have!

Beav, buddy, I'm gunna say this once !

#freefattfreddy3

Have a good weekend, ya fruitcakes !

A black family of 10 will use my vote x 10

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Trying....Free Frud !

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Johnny West doll and his horse thunderbolt on the way, always worked for me, Sorry I lost his derringer, but you can find a replacement on ebay

I can’t drink alcohol in my condition...Thanks !

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That's a bummer, he already has about 3 Crown Vic's in the driveway he can use for passin' out candy.

Make that a full sized Mae West doll with 3 vibrating orifices and it’s a deal.

PM coming

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#bros

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That's fuggin hilariously rude!

Please don't go....

Yep, I'm pretty much done posting here forever.



That said Bro Beavious I am sending a fat, black heifer your direction.


Enjoy.

#hoofdodger

Anyone have a complete CD collection for the band SugarLand?

Jennifer Nettles is hot.

Just offering up donation ideas.

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He will now be able to send the fleshlight back to its original owner.

Can you maybe duct tape a baggie of Chronic to it’s ass before shipping it.

I heard weed in medicinal.

LOL

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Box of rubber dicks in route..... like new barely used....

How about some slightly used waffles?

Only if the are gluten free.

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Geno, I don't know what that means but glad to help.



Beavious, the Chron Don Delion was a given.

If she makes it off the Rez you're golden.
(unless Conrad see's this....whoops!)

You Dick!

LOL
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PS

I still have 1/2 a box from your last shipment.

Tell that 1/2 breed cuz of yours to keep his paws off my T-bones.

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That's why they are only slightly used!

Pay attention!

Oops, forgot about your situation.

Brother Beav, I would give you my boat but you have one already.... sorry buddy... ;(

Bro Fubes, FWIW I don't have a boat and am pretty poor so, ya know, ahh maybe you could give me your boat?


#appreciation

I'm sending a mint Chevy Bolt your way. I filled it up with diesel by mistake and now it needs a jump start, but should be an easy fix.

Why you donations hijacking sumsabitch !

If you can’t trust a Montana Cowboy, the world is lost.

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Get outta here, you already got a boat.


No need to get piggy!

Thanks Sock. That’s generous and more in line with what I’ve been hoping to receive.

Pears sent your way from Beav.

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Sorry, these Claws are kickin' in(HARD) and I got a little bold with the comments...

Forgive me. I’m not myself. I have a high fever....Weeez

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MEDIC!!!

You forgot to post your address!

I'll send you a white elephant.

I am glad you two have finally seen the light and become Democrats...... hahahahah

#gophergunnertakin notes

I got $7 in scratch off tix I’ll send you.

You were great with Jack Lemmon in Grumpy Old Men.

Two words, one finger!!😄😄😄😄

How long you lived in MT?

Oh, my bad, that's right,










up there it's Sheeps!

Pre-scratched of course, so he knows what he's getting.

Not necessary. The local Democrat Committee has already taken care of that. They may not even wait till we're dead. Or they just might offer volunteers to help us get that way.

This place is better than Disney Plus. Youse guys crack me up.

Of course.

No games here.

#therealdeal

That is sad, you are so young I am truly touched. I have sent all my Leupolds via Sammo who will ship them w/ the cow thingy and the bag of sunshine.


mike r

Thanks mike. After reading your post, I’m feeling a lot better.

I might be turning a corner for the better.

#MiraclesHappen

#KeepGivingToBeaver

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I know you could use 2K tumbled and cleaned once-fired Remington 22 LR brass. Watch your mail, and PLEASE don't thank me. I'm so humble I'd blush like a little girl being fondled by our new Prez.