Poll for the ‘fire

At say, the grocery store.....

When you shop, do you:

A) get what you need and get the fug out
2) wonder aimlessness down the middle of the aisle with buggy, finger fuggin everything acting like you never seen any groceries before.....


#muchlove

I am a male person, so answer (A)

A

A

A

Okay, now tell us what happened that brought this on.....

I haven't been in an actual grocery store in over 12 months.
Crowded little old store and they want you to wear a mask so it's been an easy pass. Got a woman for that task!


Now I love to stop at the local c-stores and get my beer.

In and outta there ASAP.

Answer; A.

I have a list. I swiftly move thru the store procuring provisions on the list scowling and rolling my eyes at those who bring the half dead husbands walking around with their mouths open like they are catching flies or their idiot sprouts spreading germs everywhere. So Yes A.

Im guessing he just came from the same store I just left.

One of our favorite things is to shop for groceries.

So......C?

Haha.

It’s my fault. Shoulda known better than go to the Sams Club right after Stimal-ass dropped.

About a year ago they rearranged the store.

Threw for a loop for a few trips.

Now I’m back on track.

Got routes mapped out in my mind for fewest steps for most goods.

No window shopping. I know what i want before i even park.

Then i run into my arch-nemesis.

Ma’Dea on the mart cart.

Shoulda had on of those wide load ford escort cars following.

Drives said cart down the middle of aisle. So both ways Is fugged.

Missed something. Gotta throw it in reverse.

Hells bells. Now she’s done got sideways. All i want is my 12 pack of spam.

Haha. Some folks.


Stare into the sun......

I do most of our grocery shopping, so I know the store well. Since I go every 12-14 days I have a list organized by location from west to east in the store. I go at 7:00 am and get done quickly.

A, but I'm married to a B. I dont go shopping with her.

the food bank has my box already stacked and packed. I don’t love cream corn and tuna but hey, we’re all in this together. I’m doing my part.

Is your home on a foundation or jacks with lattice skirting?

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wheels

I run an 18ga orange ext cord to my brothers deck outlet like Middlefork miner.

Given the original options, I believe that the third choice should be listed as something like &.

Even better !

Offsetting costs on family is acceptable.

#winning

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I imagine that the same should hold true for visits to the gun store.

A

Even at the stores that I like I’m usually on a mission to get what I want and then on to the next thing

AAA

I once walked in the Fareway store for one, ONE, green pepper, and left 50 bucks poorer.

Trick question?

Otherwise “A” with a list. Not on the list? Don’t make the cut.

Often, as in yesterday, I fail to buy all of the list.

A hundred miles one way to good stores in Medford, so the big day is like a well planned military exercise. The speaker of the house over a period of 2 weeks prepares the clipboard...everything is on the clipboard, arranged by store, by highway exit. Ice chests loaded the night before. Leave in pre dawn darkness, hit pre planned route right near store opening hour, get our schidt, get out and get home. Only thing that slows us down is snow on the summits...no, not really, what slows us down is the general condition of piss poor level of truckdriving skills.

Do y’all use walkie talkie head phones while shopping?

“Big Thunder to Snake charmer... over “

Unless there is a hawt checker girl at line # 3 at walmart

Does the store have a liquor section? That might change my answer from a solid A to a squishy B.

In-person shopping should be a surgical strike. You set objectives beforehand, and you get in and get out.

Unless you're a chick. Or a soyboi

A

2

You can wander aimlessly in Dollar General and still be in/out in 5 mins. And that’s covering all three Easter candy aisles.

Old women shoppers are the about the WORST. Moping around, middle of the aisle, can’t make up their minds. THEN, the WORST PART....

Get up to the cashier. Stand there the entire time, like the thought that this stuff actually costs MONEY never occurred to them. Wait until AFTER the final item is rung up, and then, and ONLY then, do they make the 30 second “dig-around” in their purse, to find the dammmed checkbook, and a pen to fill it out. Like it never occurred to them to have the thing IN HAND, and filled out with the name of the grocery store, as the checker rang her up.

Only thing worse is the EBT’ers who got their EBT card “cart”, and their cash “cart”.

Kinda in between.

Wally world has a pretty good free entertainment factor.
So that comes into play.

Were I not there to monitor quality control we would be eating entirely too healthy.


mike r

I hunt. I don't forage.

Do you sometimes buy the non organic Kale?


You sinner!

Zactly

A