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While taking a crap???

I’ll let everyone know in about 45 mins.


I got a lot of chit to do today, but first things first.


Dayum this hydrocodone
Damn, my sticky pads bout gone. Hope I drop one in the terlot.


Feel like Elvis
Are you an opioid addict? You could blast yer colon. Discussion here: Colon Detox
Did you stick it on your anus?
Drink one shooter of Fireball and one of Jim Beam Apple.
KKAAAABBOOOOOOOOOM!!
Might help if you're constipated. LOL
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Did you stick it on your anus?



lol

And block traffic? How de cosby kids gonna hit the pool?
Originally Posted by Mr_TooDogs
Are you an opioid addict? You could blast yer colon. Discussion here: Colon Detox



Could also go to Golden Corral.

that always works

Or Arbys
Severe addiction is allways present when considering "Golden Corral" therapy.
Originally Posted by slumlord

While taking a crap???

I’ll let everyone know in about 45 mins.


I got a lot of chit to do today, but first things first.


Dayum this hydrocodone


I forgot to turn mine off once when going pee. For a few seconds I was afraid I might have done irreparable damage stopping the flow so fast.
House 918am to southwest departure gate nashvegas airport 959am.
41 fugging minutes.
Almost broke the 3 digit barrier in the khan mobile.

Have a nicer flight than your ride down here you ignorant bytch.
NEVER HAVE BLOWN A HIT TIME IN MY LIFE..
NEVER....
You own this one khan not me, it was on you....

Friday I 24 and 155 traffic.
BPS sucks as usual.
Back to clarksvegas where homie belongs.


What a cluster f u c k of a morning....

Rant over......
JFC....
LOL...
Kinda.....
you're back just in time. sounds like slum may need you to regulate the enema hose flow.

better bring a pancho
Originally Posted by rem141r
you're back just in time. sounds like slum may need you to regulate the enema hose flow.

better bring a pancho


Is he sposed to stop at the Home Depot and pick a "pancho" out of the lineup of day workers?

How much does one pay a fella for helping out at Slummy's on a job like that?
Dang

I had to take a nap after that logging operation.



Donger need food now
Originally Posted by slumlord
Dang

I had to take a nap after that logging operation.



Donger need food now


Might need some of that powder the old folks use while you're on the dope

These magnesium pills and a bunch of water will do the trick. I have had a bunch of injuries/surgeries over the years due to my poor career choices, and these make your life much better when the dang pills block you up.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PKEJR0/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Very good stuff
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