....which has gone the way of Sports Illustrated.

You've been warned.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/hayley-hasselhoff-playboy-germany-curve-model

Curve model?

More like fat fuggin pig.

Less is more.

The sky is red.

That is a gorgeous woman.

Kind looks like Megan McCain.........yuck!!!!!

Her biggest decision is to say moo or oink as she fills her plate.

Go Texas!!!!

Woof!

Miss Piggy. Where's Kermit?

Bush hog

Chunky !

She looks like Meghan McCain's ugly sister.

Everyone ya pass up is one less your going to get 😆

Uncle Alvah’s gonna save that to the spank bank 4 sure...

But, but, but, dat ass!!

Looks like they had a chef while she was in her formative growth years.

Fugly

Somebody check on Hanco! Im sure he’s vapor locked by now

Homie gonna hit dat azz!!!

Yuck dude

Exactly what I though.

Miss Piggy ..2.0

Yuck! What the hell??

Lol, you all have had worse. It’s cool if you don’t want to act interested on a public forum though.

Better eat his wheaties.

She doesn't have a sister. She does have a pet pot-bellied pig though.

Oh ! My bad , I thought the pot bellied pig was her sister

Fat Amy twin?

Full figured!

You know she could flat tear up a Shoney’s breakfast buffet.

Pretty lady.

I hate how they call fat bitches curvy. It's an insult to curvy women who are good looking.

nahhhh........

too porky

At least she’s a woman. I thought for sure it was going to be a post op tranny. Sad when your happy to see an obese woman and just glad that it’s not a man pretending to be a woman.

That’s a San Antonio 10!

Looks like a lot of boomers old ladies.





Only younger.

In Big Sandy she’d be Prom Queen.

She's pretty cute.

If this is working for them, maybe I can get a cover shoot for Playgirl....

Where do you even buy a Playboy anymore? Haven't seen one in years.

Ahhhh Montana

Only if you wear your leopard print thong!

nothing wrong with curves, but she has Continents

it looks like she ate him and his entire family.

😂

An overhanging cum dumpster, nasty.

Hmmm, might be a underrated challenge !

Needs stronger warning on headliner!
Good god man.

Yeah, my eyes.

Many of the fire faithful will be sitting across the dinner table tonight with one that size.


Only older.

Eye bleach below.

To each their own.

Ain’t my flavor.

She looks like she wears a Mc Nuggette necklace .With a gravy I.V.

5 years in prison and a case of beer I'd still say - NO THANKS LARDCAN

lol, not this one.

Lol, "Curve Model".

As the homies say “dat gurl be tick”

hit it from de bak

Sit across table w a 5 ' 5" 118 pounder

And yes, technically Im a boomer

"Click to show content"

From the comments above ..
I shaped abstain...

Whole lot of photoshop going on there....

Playboy already did that back in the 80's, though I don't think they were aware of it at the time. I sure hell wasn't as a teenage boy snaggin' that copy of Playboy. *Shudder*

Search up "Caroline Cossey".

sheeeit, i'd pull up to that bumpa and slap dat monkee

Dems man’s feet baby

SLOB !! YUCK!!

Omega Moo....

the term "Curve Model" is a dead giveaway. She is fat. Plane and simple. Not plump, not sturdy, not built for comfort. She is fat.

That's fine, would rather punch the clown than sleep with some fat skank.

Bet she'll take it in the bo bo...

Barry’s the man for that job.

Europe needs this. It’s for damn sure there is enough fat asses in the USA.

Sad.

I like a gal I can hold onto, but that one's just not attractive. Must be a terrible thing to have to use your family name and that's the best you can do with it.

When’s your buddy Tester going to do a playgirl spread?

As my old uncle says........good ole big uns and big ole good uns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every black man's dream🤮

I can't figure out if the barber in Big Sandy is blind, or a comedic genius.

LOL

Glamour Shots, BRO!

Those aren't bouys...

And gots no tractor!

I have enjoyed worse

yeah, no make-up.

Drunk barber flattop.

caldumb's mom has a flat top? not surprised

You ain't fugkin' that girl.

Used car salesman flattop.

German porn can be a pain, trying to decipher all those tags.

I'm pretty sure Großer means fat bitches though.

Hayley Hasselhoff just looks like a fat young lady - not a star, not a professional "model", not any sort of positive model of whatever - just a fat girl. Most likely her only disorder is knifeandforkiitis. She has a lot of company there, so what's the big deal?

I'd refer you to this thread:

Semi Important Question

Oh....who gives a schit?

Really.


Some fat broad is in some dumb assed magazine.


Jeebus....

Andrew ol Buddy, not questioning your tastes... but somehow you are seeing something I am definitely missing...

that off spring would like some sort of mutant.

Kinda makes Ashley Graham look like a mainstream model.

Yeah not my fetish. I like to see female skin but not that much of it.

Everyone seeks justification and approval (not to mention a payday), it seems: fat, thin, gay, poor, rich, ugly, pretty, homely, stunning, lazy, active, worker, bludger, CEO, movie star, punter, gambler, miser, tough guy, wimp, ladyboy......you name it. The human condition.

Good luck to the girl, we all need to make money.

lol

White....
Last Victoria secret that hit my mailbox had one on there cover that size and brown. Everyone in the rag was at least half breed.

Probably has a healthy bank account though...

Guess the German audience digs the hefty Fraulein thing...

What a hog. So they put a mentally ill female on the cover and in her interview she talks about her psychiatrist. Good God.

"My relationship with my body has always stemmed from my relationship with my mental wellbeing," Hasselhoff explained. "With May being Mental Health Awareness month, I feel empowered to be able to wake up and know that I get to live unapologetically myself. I hope to inspire women to face their fears of the unknown and to lead a life of purpose in which your body does not define you."

interpretations is "I sometimes feel bad about being fat but am too lazy to do anything about it, instead I'd rather all the other fatties get together with me and we tell each other it's ok to be like this and we need to force the rest of the word to adapt to us. I can justify it by doing the same to other fat young girls so we all pretend it's ok. we can talk to a shrink as well because deep down we know we are lazy POS and we need them to deal with that for us" cue the addiction followed by OD in 5 years or less.

"interpretations is "I sometimes feel bad about being fat but am too lazy to do anything about it, instead I'd rather all the other fatties get together with me and we tell each other it's ok to be like this and we need to force the rest of the word to adapt to us"

Well put Colorado1135

I don’t get it! If you don’t like the present issue, don’t buy it. I think that is pretty simple. I have never been a fan of the playboy, but to each his own! Don’t like the NFL, NBA, don’t watch. I don’t like tennis, or golf, but others do .

I had a coworker in the past that used to say, " Hey when you get done a hard days work do you want a ole hard wood kitchen chair or a big over stuffed lazy boy to relax in !!!!!!"

This current issue better have exceptional articles because the pictorial section is subpar.

If she weren’t the Knight Rider’s little girl, she’d just be another chunky, not-very-pretty young woman. Certainly wouldn’t be in a magazine.

The photography studios must buy the makeup by the 55 gallon drum.
She’s as pathetic as her father.

Osky

those of you that hath not been Hoggin' may cast the first stone.

Oh think you’re missing the bigger issue.

(Pun)

Consider it cast. Never been hoggin.

Well thank you I will.
This breed has never lowered that self imposed standard.

Osky

That is an Alaska sized Tundra Hog!

5 - 6 Wendy's chilis and she'd be tearing up the seat of a Belvedere.

It has been my experience that men who demand their women be anorexic thin are compensating either for their own beer gut, or for the lack of "equipment" they'd need to reach the parts of a rounded woman. It is also my experience that those who fall into both categories will be the loudest to deny it. Watch the replies to see.

Playboy and Sports lllustrated obviously marketing to blacks.

Like every other fuggin company these days.

Guess when the economy totally tanks the only folks w money will be darkies.

Hasselheifer

Curvy. She has curves, not rolls.

wasted too much of my time going after "proper" girls back in the day

as the song says "I like my women on the trashy side"

if she'd rather eat a pecan pie instead of a salad, who am I to say anything.

I am enormously in support of any woman that will shed her clothing and pose nude.
Period.
The End
LOL
#getnekedbitch!
#Iswearsomeofyoufaggotsarefaggots

Sam ,

How bout athletic ?

Well, she would fit right in in a Peter Paul Reubens painting. I guess they liked their women a bit on the hefty side back then. Thinking back over the years and the women and girls I've been with, the have been skinny ones, fat ones, ugly ones and even a couple of beauty contest winners. When I think back about it, I've come to the conclusion it was all good. I do draw the line at morbidly obese though. As low as they may be, even I have my standards.
Paul B.

They say that "fat girls need love too." That may be so.
I banged a lot of girls, in college and also in 14 years working at a hospital. My hospital, 450 employees and 400 were female. A "target rich environment" as Tom Cruise said in Top Gun.

Some of my girfriends were really good looking, some not so beautiful, but I never banged a gal within 30 pounds of this swine who is posing for Playboy. I have had a few skinny ones but that fat doesn't do it for me.

"Fat girls need love too" so for y'all boys who are not repulsed by this whale, you can have at it I will not stand in your way.

Anything beyond a healthy weight doesn't do it for me: I like curves, but draw the line at rolls.

Amen brother.

Bacon sizzles.

Nice.

"NOM!NOM!NOM!NOM!NOM!NOM!"

LOL

I'll bet she looks exactly like all the girls you've never fugked.

She would be hot in a Siberian prison camp full of starving inmates.

Ain't too many around who've laid anything like Sophia Loren.

Might I suggest, air travel.

When...and who decided that fat was hot?
Disgusting...
I see these poor bastards swooning over obese pigs...I'm like dude....WTF?
And their empowered ...I am woman...respect my ravenous appetite..🤣
🖕

lets hold the critique until we see whats in the trunk. the tiddies ain't doing anything for me.

Just more blubber rem.

So when you weighted in at 260 were you disgusting, or did you consider yourself “big boned”?

A fat and lazy 28 year old rich woman who inherited money off of her father an doesn't have to work. eat healthy, exercise etc. Justifies in her head why she is lazy and overweight.If she is this fat at a young 28 imagine when she is in her 40's and 50's. Lots of teat and vag cheeseI imagine

why bang n obese chick who can't even wipe her azzz and kooch correctly?

Who would what to bang a dumb lazy fat dumb kehunt like this? Guys that would bang her would bang a 55 year old overweight guy that self identifies as a hot 19 year Thai girl

Just another redefining of reality.

fat fugk calldum,

Which of these two are considered the "catch" in Big Sandy?



LMAO

almost spit my coffee out right there.

had a old bowhunter/Viet Nam Vet friend when we got in the bar and half drunk ,these were his words : 8 - 80 blind ,crippled or crazy let me at her

Dear lulu roman, WHY?

In a new york nano second....

Das ist mir Wurst.

Anybody got a link?

Lol, We now know Calldum is a chubby!

I like a little legroom but I'm not driving a school bus everyday.

she could probably do a Grubhub commercial