Cousin and i were in a local small town roadside bar in East Texas one evening ages ago and a guy was pissed at him over something. He had had a few and told cousin he was going to take him outside and whip his ass.

Cuz says, Allright Kenney, but you know im pretty fast. I dont mind going outside with you but i want you to tell everybody in here you wont be mad if i break your nose and knock out a few teeth.

Ken thought a bit and said, Aw just forget it.

ok.

Ken’s a smart man.