The hush money arrived today. Mum’s the word.

Actually it was waiting at the blind drop site.
Shhhhhh!

Hey, you two knock off the secret squirrel stuff.

Prolly setting up more sockpuppets.

Jealousy will get you nowhere Geno.
I can’t reveal details. Opsec and all that.

You got money? What da FUQ...

Some people’s is lucky and some’s clever.

Just saw two purple hair 260 lb'er females roll by my house in a golf cart, casing the 'hood. You 2 have anything to do with that?

Lol.

its friday night. they're on a man hunt. get that 2x4 ready.

The brown dog lives at the big green house.

Spumoni.

Ice cream?

Yes, but the cheese is old and moldy

Cool.
Glad ta hear no USPS thieves got it.

Sooooo, yer sayin' ya got lucky right?

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Right, cause I’m a clever mofo...

Kinda makes ya wonder how many kids never receive gram and gramp ect ect ect card money in the mail nowadays.
Theiving azz N double O USPS.

The pearl is in the river

The fly is in the yogurt

The sausage is in the bun.

If you leave it on the back porch the cows will eat it.

Did they have prop scars on their backs?

Hey

we need a Sitrep about now.

Actually, I think that was due at 0100 Zulu.

Sea cows.

Lol.

LMFAO 🤣

Mating Manatees in LD’s hood.

Get pictures!

🦫

Here on the coast, we call them Sea Donkeys.

🦫

Purple haired ones no less.

That’s just the bruising you’re seeing.

😝🦫

$20 is $20.

Lol. They're probably out dumpster divin'. Tomorrow's bulk trash pick up day.

They can have my queen palm fronds out on the swale. Might be a little chewy, though.

HA! I love that movie.

IIRC, their names are Rounda (oops, that should be Rhonda) and Bellicose.

And no, we had nothing to do with them. 😉😁

You guys are sick.

My kind of people.

Yesh... Flashbacks..

Lol, Only on the Campfire can a thread started about hush money turn into a Manatee Roundup!!

Got a payment to the PoPo in Texarkana lifted by the inmates they used to carry the mail inside the courthouse. I got stopped again, not for speeding, license plate showed a warrant for failure to appear or pay a fine. Had to produce the canceled check, and, it took them a while to figure it out but I was not the onlyest person to be so afflicted. Got a nice letter of apology a month or so later with the news they were not letting the inmates run the courthouse any more...

Really dont trust fed ex or USPS shipping anything.
Groid outfits AFAIC....

UPS I have some trust in.
Especially firearms related stuff outside of FFL or ammo shipping requirements.

Like a big steal me tag when you actually list what you are shipping in a package nowadays.

Wood lathe parts
Telescope lens adapter
Lawn mower throttle parts
Decorative hobby glass kit.
Ect ect ect...


And ya better wrap and securely pkg stuff as difficult as you can make it, to prevent a thief in the chain of custody when shipping from cutting open a pkg in less than 10 to 30 seconds and then taping it back up or just sending it on it's way with a gaping hole in it.

Pretty sad ya gotta basically hide, disguise, or misidentify schit now to make sure it gets thru.

Most recently I shipped a scope to another member.
Listed it as telescope lens adapter
Sure as fugg wasnt gonna put Leupold vx3 3.5- 10x 40 scope on the package.
Sent a buncha AK stuff to local dirt
I know I sure as fugg didnt list as that.
Other stuff to other members done same way.
Pm or text em to tell em what pkg is labled as.

Only fugging common sense in this day and age.
IDGAF if it breaks some rule.
Cause these shipping companies turn a blind eye to their theiving employees and they have no chain of custody or accountablity of pkg condition in transit.
So that tells me they have 0 qc and really DGAF what ya ship or check it in anyway....

And it all has been magnified by this C19 bullschitt and ammo shortage.



Ect ect ect.

Fugging idiots..
Let inmates handle mail.
Then it is some stunning revelation to em that inmates would actually steal something.

🥴🥴🥴

Hey Local-dirt! Did Rhonda and Bellicose treat you right?

Naah. They're mostly dumpster divers. I don't want them feelin me up after they've been groping McDonald's chee-burger wrappers and dried up dirty diapers.

Who was the idiot that sent a buncha bullets in a pkg .
Had em like single taped on one side.
Pkg got cut open or blew apart from the dollar general tape he bought.

Started a thread about it.
Posted a pic of the pkg and his 2nd grade downes kid christmas wrapping job of it.

🥴🥴🥴🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah...I remember that.

Seller said tough luck to the buyer.

Don’t worry

Youre getting yours in diazepam