It's Effen-A-Friday finally! Long week.


Before folks start hittin' the feel-good juice, thought it might be interesting to take a WAG about 24HCF members and their younger days.

After reading posts for a couple of years and seeing their avatars, a fellow comes up with preconceived notions about the member. What do you suppose they were like when they were kids? Let's say the third grade to make it an even playing field.

For example (and I know I'm picking some of the low-hanging fruit) :


jackmountain: Spent at least 2 days a week in the principal's office, mostly for flipping off his teacher.

BC30cal: If any kid forgot to bring their lunch, I would imagine BC30 would have offered to share his. Even the Twinkie.

renegade50: Had a pack of candy cigs rolled up in his tee-shirt sleeve.

wabigoon: This kid just hated dodgeball.

JimFromTN: Was really unhappy at first when his mom made him take his older sister's hand-me-down "My Little Pony" lunchbox, but got used to it after a while.

stxhunter: Voted most likely to bang his 4th grade teacher.


Got the jist?

Let's hear them! There must be others out there.

Tide_Change...most likely to need attention.

Laffin

😂🦫

DeFlave- the original “Little Johnny”

“There will be blood”

LOL

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Ok, fine...3rd grade.

Mrs. Sexton’s class.

Got tossed to the vice principal office for calling her Mrs. Sexy

Should’ve called her a whore.
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Nailed it.

I mixed choc mirlk with the lima beans

Never got to beat the erasers together, mrs sawyer was a kjunt

Mrs. Gallus was the only teacher I ever got along with.


She was nice.

3rd or 4th grade. Can’t remember which. Got sent to the office for bloodying the class bully’s nose. 🤠

I’m betting he rode the short bus. 🚌

TFF

Mrs. Broom 3rd grade. Yes, she was a witch. Her daughter taught me grade 1.

Anyway, the witch gave me the strap because we were reading a story as the class, everyone reading a paragraph. I got bored and was reading ahead so didn’t know where we were when it was my turn.

12344Mag, most likely to have a frog in his pocket.

I am really lucky my kids aren't azzholes.


....because I had that coming.

This is how they make lots of average Canadians. I hear they're doing the same thing with Americans now.

Fireballz... most likely to have his sister's favorite doll's head in his lunchbox.

Looking up teacher's dress...and got caught, I was looking for a friend.

Elkslayer91 was the first third grader to eat two 64 packs of Crayola's in one day, including the sharpeners.

His record is unbeaten.

First damn day, first grade, punched a third grader in the face on the bus, was at principals office before i went to my first grade class, thought, this is going to be a long fu-king 12 years.

Told my 6th grade teacher a racist black joke. She pulls her husbands picture out of her pocket book. Little Fatty gots suspended.

I got suspended in kindergarten for smackin a third grader upside the head with my lunch box and again in 1st grade for stabbing a kid in the arm with a pencil. They both had it coming as lunch box boy had thrown me out of my seat on the bus claiming it was his and pencil arm had his arm around my neck demanding my lunch money.

Can you tell us the joke?


Its past Kamo's bed time.....we should be fine.....




My friends's kid told a good one in the 5th grade.


Asks teacher what the fastest thing on the Reservation is.

She says What?


He says White Boy.

Holy Fook !

That would have been hilarious !

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Why did Roger bang her?

LMAO! small world Buddy BH! ; ]

Doubt it....Mrs. Sexton was older than 18.

LOL

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Two little boys, black and white, playing outside bragging on their respective dads, Little black boy says his daddy got himself a new Cadillac with a horn that goes HONKY, HONKY, HONKY when pushed.

Little white boy laughs and sez that nothing. My dad got a new chainsaw that says RUNNNNNN N*GGER, N*GGER, RUNNNN N*GGER, N*GGER when started.

Needless to say My Dad got his butt in a sling by Mom.

Kingston, most likely to have a stack of National Geographic mags under his bed

LMFAO!

Ya know Roger ain't gonna let us ride in his new boat now.......

I’m guessing he drink a couple a bottles of Elmer’s Glue to wash em down ! 🤪

Hahahaha!


You gotta say it out loud.

LMAO !!!

Ribbet.

If he get’s that 42’ Freeman. We’re gonna have to beg forgiveness to be allowed on board.

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Yup aint got the same punch in writting.

Actually I over heard my Uncle tell my Dad when we were over at his house and they were working on a jeep drinking beer while me and my cousins were just standing their sucking it all in.

Amazing what details can get stuck in your memory based on certain events.

I like Roger's Waco Ni&&er joke.

The weak-minded and deficient in intellectual prowess love to ridicule others that don’t fit into their social club of overgrown adolescents. True in 3rd grade; true now with the same kids that have become “adults”

Haven't seen that one.

I'll just slip him a couple pounds of beef jerky and a bottle of tequila and we'll be on board......

Muddahfuggah....he gots all that schit.


You gotta go big.

Fine, I'll throw in a burrito too!

Roger is one of the nicest Campfire Members you’ll ever meet. And I’m betting he would welcome most of you aboard.

Fugging Legend!

Sister Mary Edward told me that god had a special place in hell just for me.

I have felt special ever since then.


mike r

Sounds about right....knowing that outfit.



I can still say the Rosary by heart.

Schit!

Now Bristoe's gonna know you aint a Joo!

If Roger would take me fishing I would bring a kegerator of Bud Lite and a sixer of real beer for myself. And a mexican to bait my hooks.



mike r

3rd grade homskoole

Paw patrol marathon

Lol, so you're saying I can keep the Jerky?

Not if I show up.

I wasn't until he ordained me. Now I have to shop at the dollar store w/ Remsen and Slummy.


mike r

Fuggin' Jerky Bully!

Speaking of Jew hating, cane wranglers. Where’s Bristoe? He deed ?

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LOL !

He hasn’t posted in nearly 20 days, now. Wonder if he’s OK ?

He got a job with Al Jazeera and is on assignment in Haifa.

I got kicked out of one grammar school, kicked out of Jr. High and booted out of two high schools.
as to why? I'm taking the fifth Amendment. all I will add is that clown Charlie Brown was a rank amateur.
Paul B.

Not in third grade.

Just the African Villager edition.

Soup night!

You ever had a river turtle bite off your areola?

Back then ghetto titties were yum yum.


mike r

Once I was drunk and in a smoked filled opium den with a turtle.

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LOL

Look at the size of those turtles

So, how much lunch money did they get you for?

Poor R4L
First out in dodgeball.
Last picked in kickball.

Those look more like Amazonians to me. But they all sorta look alike.

Yes. Yes, I am.

Maybe he got jumped in the local Popeye's.

That [bleep] Yoko Ono can catch a fugging turtle!

Look at that old boy on the left.

He looks like he’s gonna give mamacita a surprise oil check. Lol.

What da fugg ? lol

I just hope I get an invite before he gets caught bangin’ his Nubian princess on his wife’s boat!😆

LMAO!

Hahahaha!

Perfect.

In your case, it was as warranted then as it is now.

At least you recognize that we're adults......

My 6th grade (1968-69) teacher, Mr. Coyle, was also the principal. Coolest guy ever! He had been an F-101 Voodoo pilot in the early 60's. I remember him showing us slides of his air base in Tripoli, and of his trip to Pompeii.

Had at least a dozen snakes in our classroom, each in it's own terrarium. We were encouraged to handle them and feed them live mice, and we all learned not to fear them (well, all except for one girl who'd run out of the classroom at feeding time. LOL!). He left a lasting impression on me.

Shoot - how could I have missed JakeBlues.

Coolest cat in 3rd grade, and the only kid ever known to wear a fedora. His dad would drop him off in his 1974 Monaco.

4th grade... there were about 6 houses on the 1/4 mile dirt road we lived on, bus stop was where it met the main road, you could see the bus coming a long ways off and whoever was there yelled... the bus is coming... and the other kids would hurry up.

I had morning chores, always woke up early, milked the cow, bottle fed the calves, horses, chickens, rabbits.

One cold morning I woke up late, threw on my pants, shoes, old coat and ran out in a rush. Just getting done the kids yell... bus is coming... I run in the house and grab my stuff and run down the road, bus waiting for me. On the bus I realize I have no socks on.

Get to school in my dirty chores pants and go to take my coat off... I have no shirt on. I'm sitting there trying to be invisible and the teacher tells me to take my coat off. I have to admit I don't have a shirt on. She sends me to the principle and he calls my dad, who has to leave is job and come get me, take me home and got the belt.

In 6th grade I was elected class representative and then all the representatives had a meeting and I was elected school president... we never had another meeting or event the rest of the year... my 15 minutes was 15 seconds...

My school was an old 2 story and I believe the first elementary school in Mesa, it was right downtown on Main and eventually the property sold to commercial developers and a new school built in a different location. I grew up with and knew all the old time farmer's kids, I hunted doves on their properties, we hunted and fished, gigged frogs.

The real oldtimers were funny as hell and really cool to us kids. They had gone to the same school as kids and they told of Buck Owens. His family came west with the grapes of wrath, poorer than poor and they broke down on the way to California. They were taken in on a farm. The kids would come to school, no shoes, dirt poor... but they were always well behaved and polite, never a bit of trouble, never a bad word could be said of Buck and his siblings.

Kent

I didn't blossom til H.S. Got kicked out 7 times second semester of my junior year.
George

He didn’t say you, Toby!!!!

Thanks Kent.
Great story.

You got it all wrong Roger banged her, then both her daughters, and her husband thanked him for it.

Tide Change;
Good afternoon to you sir, I hope the day was as nice down in Oregon as it was up here today and that all in your world are well.

I see you're in Oregon and will comment first that we've been down as far as Florence on the coast a couple times and we always were treated very well by the folks there.

Thanks for the kind thoughts about my behavior in Grade 3, I appreciate that and actually that likely wasn't too, too far off who I've always been.

It's funny that I don't remember much about grade school in specific, other than I can see most of the teacher's faces if I think about it, but those early school years are a bit of a blur to me.

What I do recall was that when I'd get home from school, once the chores were done I could go hunting and did pretty much every day that weather allowed.

As far back as I can remember, I loved to be out in the sticks hunting and couldn't wait until I'd be old enough to accompany my father on his annual moose hunt with my uncle up into "the bush".

By the date I'm 3 in that photo - not grade 3



Though I didn't shoot this coyote, apparently I insisted getting my photo taken with it - again unable to wait for the day when I'd be old enough to take game bigger than small birds and gophers.

I'm thinking I'm maybe 5 in this photo, so closer to the age you've talked about. I'd shot a rabbit by then, but no photos of it were taken or at least found.



We hunted birds madly from about grade 4 onward, so grouse and ducks during season and yard pests and gophers too the rest of the year.

I'm cognizant I'm on either side of grade 3 with my photos here, but the first large game was when I was 13, so grade 8 for me as I graduated at 17.

This is in Kenya in 1975, just off the Rift Valley in what I recall was called the Masai Mara. It's a pretty long story how it was we got there, then, not all of it good, but that's life truly is it not?



Again sir, thanks for the kind thoughts as to who I was, I do appreciate it. Thanks for letting my mind wander down the trails of some pleasant memories as well. I'll skip the ones that aren't today, you know?

All the best down there in Oregon and stay well.

Dwayne

Not only did he thank him; he wrote Rog into the dang will!

4th grade I remember climbing up to look in the girls restroom window and got caught.

All my finest moments worthy of knee slapping laughter typically involved flatulence......which could never fit well in any thread on this forum.

Cool pictures. Africa must have been a dream come true for you as a kid that loved to hunt. You look like we’re keeping a close on that coyote like it might not quite be dead.

TheLastLemming76;
Good evening sir, I trust the day went more than less according to plan for you and that all who matter to you are well.

Thanks for the comment, I do appear to be somewhat dubious of the coyote's true state don't I?

Africa, or more specifically Kenya in 1975 was amazing and in very many ways a dream come true for sure.

It was an eye opening experience as well as Jomo Kenyatta was still president then and it was my first experience being a distinct minority as well as not feeling entirely secure - if that makes sense?

That said, those were the days of the Red Brigade in Italy and the Baader Meinhof Gang in Germany, so seeing airport security toting Beretta SMGs and H&K MP5's was new to me as well.

The hunting part of the journey was 3 days in the bush and it was amazing to say the least and will stay with me as long as my faculties function.

All the best and thanks again sir.

Dwayne

I'm two big tumblers into a bottle of 8 Seconds so naturally I have no clue what this means. But, I really don't care so back at ya Kingston! LOL

Big kghunt lol

Roy is that you ? LOL

Cuz he liked them bleck natives with random nudity pics

Fugking truth

Bob.

Brown.

What up bro?

Did this post really mean....Which CF members should still be in grade school?

You’re on shrooms, Xstasy, or acid!

Lmao

Well Roy builds fish ponds for a “living” . I think he’s on full mental disability personally. LMAO

Submit to a urine test stat

My 4th grade teacher had a wooden leg. It creaked quite a bit when he walked, prosthetics back in the 60's weren't as advanced as they are now.

According to legend he was water skiing as a young man and a boat ran over him, severing his leg way out in the middle of a lake.

He was a wonderful teacher. RIP Mr. Willis.

I was a good kid in school. Couple minor fist fights but nothing too serious.

BobBrown - Got caught in the back of science class with his peter stuck in a dissection frog while vigorously pumping his thumb in his ass.

Wow impressive. Lol

Is that what your old lady trained you to do to her ? Or she make you watch the mail man do that to her? LOL

Your old lady is my old lady when you're out riding your scooter dumbass. The bitch needs some man sized cock once in awhile. LOL

If only steelhead was here we could have a perfect three-way.

Yeah he’s so belligerent I’m throwing in the towel .
#LOSER
LMAO

Isn’t it schizophrenia when you’re talking to someone not really there ? Lol

DeFlave is not here lmao

Really cool pics Dwayne - thanks for putting those up. Looks like you've led a very adventurous life!


I'll throw in a snippet about me just for kicks.

I was the chubby kid with highwaters and lime green socks. Some of you boomers would recognize the guy - you know, the one that ran the filmstrip projector. We preferred the term "AV squad", but most others would have called us "nerds". In hindsight, they were pretty accurate.

Anyhow, I dreaded PE class when softball teams would be picked. It always came down to the wire, and there would be two kids left that hadn't been picked yet.

Yup - me and the little Asian chick with the cokebottle glasses.

The team captain who was up for the next pick would inevitably say "We'll take Chung Li and you guys can have him."

Most of the peope I grew up with say this song is an apt description:

The_Real_Hawkeye
Always played as Germany during Axis & Allies.