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Posted By: Birdwatcher Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Avg. 12.5 posts a day since 2005.

Ain’t been logged on since April 19th. Three weeks.

Anybody heard anything?

Did he get banned?
Posted By: kingston Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Maybe he joined Facebook.
I've been wondering what happened to him, too.
Posted By: 673 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Wondering the same, hope all is well.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
he does this once in a while, takes a break from here.
Posted By: 2ndwind Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by stxhunter
he does this once in a while, takes a break from here.



I hope that's it. I don't always agree with him but he does make pithy posts.
Posted By: jimy Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Sensitivity training ? laugh
Posted By: mark shubert Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Originally Posted by stxhunter
he does this once in a while, takes a break from here.



I hope that's it. I don't always agree with him but he does make pithy posts.



Spelling, please! smile smile smile smile
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Went to Breer .
Posted By: horse1 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Originally Posted by stxhunter
he does this once in a while, takes a break from here.



I hope that's it. I don't always agree with him but he does make pithy posts.


He's right in the running for funniest summbitch here.
Posted By: 673 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
I heard he joined BLM and is gearing up for a big protest.
I hope that one of (((them))) didn’t get him.
Posted By: 673 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
James is missing too, its probably nothing. laugh
Posted By: 2ndwind Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Originally Posted by stxhunter
he does this once in a while, takes a break from here.



I hope that's it. I don't always agree with him but he does make pithy posts.



Spelling, please! smile smile smile smile


Um my spelling generally sucks but I'm pretty sure I got this one right ?


pithy
[ pith-ee ]SHOW IPA


See synonyms for: pithy / pithiness on Thesaurus.com
adjective, pith·i·er, pith·i·est.
brief, forceful, and meaningful in expression; full of vigor, substance, or meaning; terse; forcible:
a pithy observation.
of, like, or abounding in pith.
SYNONYMS FOR PITHY
1succinct, pointed, meaty, concise.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
It was bound to happen, B being one of the good guys and all. wink
Posted By: Remsen Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Originally Posted by stxhunter
he does this once in a while, takes a break from here.



I hope that's it. I don't always agree with him but he does make pithy posts.


I tend to agree with Bristoe quite a bit and hope he is well.
Posted By: deflave Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Sounds like a COVID death.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
And where is sse? Gone since April 20.
Posted By: mark shubert Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Originally Posted by stxhunter
he does this once in a while, takes a break from here.



I hope that's it. I don't always agree with him but he does make pithy posts.



Spelling, please! smile smile smile smile


Um my spelling generally sucks but I'm pretty sure I got this one right ?


pithy
[ pith-ee ]SHOW IPA


See synonyms for: pithy / pithiness on Thesaurus.com
adjective, pith·i·er, pith·i·est.
brief, forceful, and meaningful in expression; full of vigor, substance, or meaning; terse; forcible:
a pithy observation.
of, like, or abounding in pith.
SYNONYMS FOR PITHY
1succinct, pointed, meaty, concise.



OK - just checking smile smile smile
Posted By: JeffA Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Last I recall someone here was directing him to a Craigslist hookup to buy some sorta dirt moving apparatus that'd attach to his little lawn tractor.
Posted By: deflave Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by ironbender
And where is sse? Gone since April 20.


COVID
Posted By: 2ndwind Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by Remsen
Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Originally Posted by stxhunter
he does this once in a while, takes a break from here.



I hope that's it. I don't always agree with him but he does make pithy posts.


I tend to agree with Bristoe quite a bit and hope he is well.


That's very magnanimous of you Remsen cool

magnanimous
[ mag-nan-uh-muhs ]SHOW IPA


See synonyms for: magnanimous / magnanimously / magnanimousness on Thesaurus.com
adjective
generous in forgiving an insult or injury; free from petty resentfulness or vindictiveness:
to be magnanimous toward one's enemies.
high-minded; noble:
a just and magnanimous ruler.
proceeding from or revealing generosity or nobility of mind, character, etc.:
a magnanimous gesture of forgiveness.
Posted By: KFWA Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
maybe he got more attachments for that 8N
Posted By: gunzo Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Or maybe he's vacationing in Israel. grin
Posted By: slumlord Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Captain Canepatch

lmao
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
I thought of asking about Bristoe, Gus, and sse this morning, but I get roundly criticized for starting so many threads.
Posted By: BayouRover Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by wabigoon
I thought of asking about Bristoe, Gus, and sse this morning, but I get roundly criticized for starting so many threads.


What a self-righteous pussy.................
Posted By: BobBrown Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Captain Canepatch

lmao


Funny chit. I bumped into some cane the other day and it just comes right up . WTF LOL
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
He's laid up recovering from his Bris.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Y’all dick heads runoff all the good guys.
Posted By: Dess Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by NVhntr
He's laid up recovering from his Bris.


Didn't we already have a thread about leaving a tip? Schmuck. smile
Posted By: smokepole Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by JeffA
Last I recall someone here was directing him to a Craigslist hookup to buy some sorta dirt moving apparatus that'd attach to his little lawn tractor.


Nah, he's looking at a used wood chipper, up in Fargo ND.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
I hope he's well, and healthy.
Posted By: BayouRover Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
He's been busy lately replacing his waterline one foot at a time. He might be a year away from posting again.

Either that or he's in Lexington in the hood eating fried chicken with friends.
Posted By: oldtrapper Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Gotta admit, it's not the same without him.
Posted By: akasparky Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by wabigoon
I hope he's well, and healthy.


Well? Possibly.
Healthy? If ya paid attention you'd know the dude was a heart attack waiting to happen.
Posted By: auk1124 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
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Posted By: Skankhunt42 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by akasparky
Originally Posted by wabigoon
I hope he's well, and healthy.


Well? Possibly.
Healthy? If ya paid attention you'd know the dude was a heart attack waiting to happen.

No fuggin way. He didn't let azzholes like you into his brain.
I heard a rumor that he got shot for trespassing on his neighbors pond chasing bluegills. Haha Bristoe is one of the good ones. I hope all is well.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Maybe his wife got tired of him and kicked him out. He aint got no smart phone. lol
Posted By: BobBrown Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by wabigoon
I hope he's well, and healthy.


Liar ! All one has to do is look at your Catholic cross thread. LOL
Posted By: GRIZZ Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Sissy training with a couple of big buck negroes...
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Where Bristoe goes, nobody knows.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by BayouRover
Originally Posted by wabigoon
I thought of asking about Bristoe, Gus, and sse this morning, but I get roundly criticized for starting so many threads.


What a self-righteous pussy.................
~snicker~
Posted By: OldmanoftheSea Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by JeffA
Last I recall someone here was directing him to a Craigslist hookup to buy some sorta dirt moving apparatus that'd attach to his little lawn tractor.


+

Quote
James is missing too, its probably nothing. laugh


Nahh

Couldn't be...

James has been making trouble more recently...
Posted By: mirage243 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Hope he's alright.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
maybe we should send a deputy out to his house for a welfare check

Anyone have his address?

Miss Lynn....get on that, youre good at doxing people.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
maybe we should sent a deputy out to his house for a welfare check

Anyone have his address?

Miss Lynn....get on that, youre good at doxing people.


Remember when she called the hospital and milked one of the nurses out of some info and posted it here? Can’t remember what member it was about but she didn’t have good intentions.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Miss L is real good at jumping to conclusions and running off the cliff.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Just stop

Wayne Shaw doesn’t approve of your bullying of her.
Posted By: AKwolverine Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Maybe ballz can help?
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
well if he didn't have a wife I'd worry, remember what happened with Craig/Cross.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
maybe we should send a deputy out to his house for a welfare check

Anyone have his address?

Miss Lynn....get on that, youre good at doxing people.

OOF!
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/10/21
He is still posting regularly over on gardening.com, under Mr. potato-head.

Originally Posted by ironbender
It was bound to happen, B being one of the good guys and all. wink
Posted By: RufusG Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Decent weather now on the outer banks, maybe he's taking a vacation.
Posted By: irfubar Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
The cane patch got the best of him....
Posted By: OldmanoftheSea Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
as I recall he had plenty of steaks in the freezer...

maybe he is making some room by running the smoker..
Posted By: mirage243 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Maybe he ran into the gal in my sig line. 🤣
Posted By: Rick n Tenn Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
He is busy planting his hybrid tomatoes .
Posted By: irfubar Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
All the "good guys" leave.... it's due to the azzholes
Posted By: slumlord Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by irfubar
All the "good guys" leave.... it's due to the azzholes

Oh yeh
You know it


Doggone religious threads
Posted By: Rick n Tenn Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Bristoe used to stay up late and post some good stuff when he was drinking , epic . I think he's on the wagon now .
Posted By: Partsman Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by irfubar
All the "good guys" leave.... it's due to the azzholes

Yep, hence why I am still here. shocked
Posted By: mark shubert Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by stxhunter
well if he didn't have a wife I'd worry, remember what happened with Craig/Cross.


I DO miss Greg - used to call him, irregularly. He was a hoot, and didn't take anything from anyone!
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by kingston
Maybe he joined Facebook.


Flavor be pissed !

😜🦫
Posted By: jackmountain Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Bristoe used to stay up late and post some good stuff when he was drinking , epic . I think he's on the wagon now .



What the hell is he thinking?!
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Just start a thread sayin Jordan Peterson is a genius.

He'll be back in a flash, or we'll see a headline on the net: "Kentucky man's head explodes!"
Posted By: 673 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Bristoe used to stay up late and post some good stuff when he was drinking , epic . I think he's on the wagon now .



What the hell is he thinking?!

Yeah, somebody should go wave a bottle in front of him. grin
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by stxhunter
well if he didn't have a wife I'd worry, remember what happened with Craig/Cross.


Yeah me too, I miss Greg.

I hope Bristoe is doing well.
Posted By: AJ300MAG Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by stxhunter
well if he didn't have a wife I'd worry, remember what happened with Craig/Cross.


Yeah me too, I miss Greg.


That man had skills...
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by AJ300MAG
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by stxhunter
well if he didn't have a wife I'd worry, remember what happened with Craig/Cross.


Yeah me too, I miss Greg.


That man had skills...



Sure did, he had done a lot of stuff in his life. Moss didn't grow on that old mans ass.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
I just heard Bristoe is swimmin' necked in his neighbors pond with the dog!

I'll be dammed he finally did it.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
W/o a doubt Bristoe has the most brilliant sense of subtle humor on the Campfire. Hope you are ok bud, miss you around here.
Originally Posted by 12344mag
I just heard Bristoe is swimmin' necked in his neighbors pond with the dog!

I'll be dammed he finally did it.

ROTFL
Posted By: rem shooter Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Went to Breer .
yep ,here in central Kentucky ,a little south of Lexington is the town of Berea . A lot of people still pronounce it Breer , my father in law from Eastern Ky did
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Bristoe used to stay up late and post some good stuff when he was drinking , epic . I think he's on the wagon now .


Well, if it's been 3 weeks already and he's in one of them 28 day "spin dry" places, he'll be back on in another week or so.

I've heard they don't allow computer access.
Posted By: BigDave39355 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Maybe he’s reliving his younger days.

Back when he had that Pontiac LeMans and the panty dropper berett hat.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by Fireball2
W/o a doubt Bristoe has the most brilliant sense of subtle humor on the Campfire. Hope you are ok bud, miss you around here.

Phaggut
Posted By: akasparky Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
The Joos and the Blacks caught up with him.

Posted By: smokepole Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Maybe he’s reliving his younger days.

Back when he had that Pontiac LeMans and the panty dropper berett hat.


Could be. Except these days, when them old gals get excited and start undressing it's not the panties that drop.

It's the titties.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
#SaggyGrannyTitties
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Posted By: Jim in Idaho Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Since I'm now retired but still have my data processing mind I decided to do some informal clique analysis.

I looked at the forum post count of every poster among the first 30 posts on this thread, counting how many were in the Hunter's Campfire vs. any other forum. If a poster had more than 1 post in the first 30 their numbers were only counted once. Numbers are calculated based on my preferences which are set to show 30 posts per page so a search of each member's Forum Posts shows the last 30 posts by each poster represented.

Overall, 92% of all posts by these posters were in Hunter's Campfire.

The poster with the most varied interests outside of the campfire forum only had 70% of their last 30 posts in the Hunter's Campfire (9 out of 30 counted), but that was the anomaly.

6 out of 30 had 100% of their posts in the Hunter's Campfire. Of the other 24, 11 had between 90% and 97% of all posts in the Campfire with the remainder between 77% and 83% of posts on the campfire.


In the interests of disclosure my own stats are 33% of my last 30 posts were in the Hunter's Campfire with the remaining 67% mainly in the Handguns forum, the T&A thread (basement thread) and Free Classifieds.
Posted By: Blackheart Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by Fireball2
W/o a doubt Bristoe has the most brilliant sense of subtle humor on the Campfire. Hope you are ok bud, miss you around here.

Phaggut

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Poster child for the dangers of incest.
Posted By: BigDave39355 Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
Since I'm now retired but still have my data processing mind I decided to do some informal clique analysis.

I looked at the forum post count of every poster among the first 30 posts on this thread, counting how many were in the Hunter's Campfire vs. any other forum. If a poster had more than 1 post in the first 30 their numbers were only counted once. Numbers are calculated based on my preferences which are set to show 30 posts per page so a search of each member's Forum Posts shows the last 30 posts by each poster represented.

Overall, 92% of all posts by these posters were in Hunter's Campfire.

The poster with the most varied interests outside of the campfire forum only had 70% of their last 30 posts in the Hunter's Campfire (9 out of 30 counted), but that was the anomaly.

6 out of 30 had 100% of their posts in the Hunter's Campfire. Of the other 24, 11 had between 90% and 97% of all posts in the Campfire with the remainder between 77% and 83% of posts on the campfire.


In the interests of disclosure my own stats are 33% of my last 30 posts were in the Hunter's Campfire with the remaining 67% mainly in the Handguns forum, the T&A thread (basement thread) and Free Classifieds.


How many also post in the Food sub forums?

Almost mater season. I need a good salsa recipe.
Posted By: NYNY Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Were there no HCF thread, the site would collapse.
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by rem shooter
Originally Posted by ol_mike
Went to Breer .
yep ,here in central Kentucky ,a little south of Lexington is the town of Berea . A lot of people still pronounce it Breer , my father in law from Eastern Ky did



Bristoe went somewhere & I asked if he went through ''Breer'' - said yeah he went through Breer - said when he sees the Breer sign/exit he hollars BREER at his wife . Likely she does the 'face meet palm' eye roll included
Posted By: KFWA Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
I stop that exit occasionally when we go to the Smokies. Its usually about dinner time when we pass thru there.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: Where’s Bristoe? - 05/11/21
Originally Posted by Blackheart
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by Fireball2
W/o a doubt Bristoe has the most brilliant sense of subtle humor on the Campfire. Hope you are ok bud, miss you around here.

Phaggut

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Poster child for the dangers of incest.





^^^^^^
cannot count past ten without using his toes
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