Given the value depicted there, a homesteader have a hard time breaking into the industry today.

Usually done through multiple generations of guys who were real carful with there money

Thats a small operation. We have some around this area that are twice that size, mainly doing straw.

Yup... And a couple years ago there was a challenge to have a CLAAS 980 harvest 1,000A of corn in 24 hours.. . They did it too....

Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.

Not into agriculture, are you?

It's the truth, at least around here.

That would be three more months a year than you do, you drunken, retarded, pissweasel.

HaHaHa LOL pissweasel

Might be the dumbest sheit you ever posted here. 😁😁😁

Got to agree with the above calling this out. Almost sounds as bad as Biden's ignorant comment about farming.

Even good quality hay takes a year-round grooming of the fields to keep poisonous weeds and insects out. An infestation of blister beetles will absolutely ruin a hay farmer's reputation, hindering the ability to command top dollar for the hay for years.

Also, hay is not harvested only once a season, unless the farmer is in a particularly arid or short season region. In many areas, it is not uncommon to get a second cutting late summer. If the rains are plentiful, the hay farmer can get a third cutting in a season.

Two to three cuttings/year, plus field maintenance? That's a 24/6, year-round proposition there.

Hay production might arguably be the "easiest" and least-expensive of the agricultural endeavors a farmer might commit his land to, but it is hardly a 3 month work season.

When I was young a 1000 bales a day in the barn was considered good. I hate those JD balers. They never broke down.

How about wheat on flatland. Don’t try and tell me that’s a year round gig lol.

And in counterpoint to TXLoader’s post above, we have a 1/4 section of native grass that we cut for hay once a year. It was put back to grass about 1955 and has never been fertilized, sprayed, or over seeded. Go cut it and get to hauling hay every year.

Our grain and other hay never gets sprayed either and may get some fertilizer put down every other year or third year.

It’s not our main income stream but a sideline, but it’s certainly not a full time job. Even the cattle only get checked once a week or so once they’re on summer pasture.

You sure you don't mean Bloomberg? He's the citiot who said something about toss a few seeds on the ground, water 'em and yer a 'farmer'... That boy wouldn't know a farm if he was dropped into the manure lagoon..


Hay production around here starts in very early April, with the new seeding fields, and doesn't get done until nearly October 1st.. The farm I work part-time for takes four crops off, every 28 days, and sometimes part of a 5th when a particular field is to be plowed under and rotated into something else.. My guess is we start first crop chopping here by next week some time.

And then you haul it all winter

Haying season was one of my favorite times growing up on the dairy farm. Great sense of well being seeing the barn full of hay for the oncoming winter.

I remember being just out of third grade, 1967, and Dad was mounting a side mounted mower on an 8n Ford just prior to our first cutting of hay. He had bought a longer bar mower and needed to drill new holes in the tractor frame to mount it. He had one of those old Black and Decker 1/2 inch drills. The old power house type that if you stuck the drill bit it would either break the bit or break your arm. Well the bit stuck and broke and a shard of it hit him in the right eye. He ended up in the hospital and lost the eye. Right when he needed to be getting his hay in.

That was one of my earliest lessons in what it meant to be part of a farming family and a farming community. Within days family and neighbors started showing up with equipment and bodies. In three days they but up the entire first cutting. My uncle, who worked a full time maintenance job at the school, was there every morning and evening to milk with my mom. Dad was restricted to lifting five pounds or less for several weeks so he could only do small chores and babysit while mom did the major chores. I was the oldest and did everything I could, but at 8 years old was somewhat limited in what I could do. Older cousins and neighbors came by a few times a week to clean barn gutters and help with whatever needed attention.

Dad was able to drive tractor for the second cutting, though his loss of depth perception caused him some real challenges at first. The second cutting was a smaller repeat of the first. Not quite so many people were needed but still a good sized crew arrived to help get in the second cutting. That put us in good shape for the winter.

Dad always went out of his way to help his neighbors and family. It was part of his nature even before the loss of the eye but became even more so after the accident. I don't think I recall him ever turning down neighbor or family when asked for help.

I remember raking hay at about the same age as that kid and on a Massy Ferguson about like that too. Though my rake wasn’t that elaborate. Always drove that tractor waaaaaaaaaay too fast.

I was pulling a rake for a neighbor guy driving an 8 N Ford. It was for square bales about 55 to 60 lbs. I was about 14 at the time.

kwg

That was amazing. I use to be one of the kids farmers would call to bail hay for $2 an hour back in the early 70's. Kept me busy in the summer. My favorite job was working the wagon stacking the bails behind the bailer. Working in the haymow in the barn was the worse especially when it was hot. To watch an operation like this just makes my head spin. Way cool. Thanks for posting.

Great story and thank the Lord for friends and family!

Hated hay season. Got easier when my boss bought an old kick baler and put conveyors in the barn. Liked it even more when I seen the round baler hooked up when I rode onto the farm

Bought two John Deere square balers for my kids last year. They are 8,10, and 12. By the time they are teenagers hopefully we can have a decent little hay operation going for making a some side money.

No I always had a job.

lol

You’re not going to pretend to have a working farm are you?

“Full time farmer” is code for “sometimes I work.”

You mean like you pretending your blow up doll is a wife?

Mart,

That is a well-told story. Our neighbors were a great lot with the exception of one little bastard that would take all the help he could get and then bitch about how poorly things were done.

Your memory of the feeling of satisfaction when the barns were packed with hay and straw and the cribs were all filled with ear corn, mirrors some of my happiest times. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

Sure took you long enough.....where you been.....pretending to be making hay while sun still shines....

Deflave is killing me....

The average farm size has increased by about 7x since I was as kid. We have some operations 70000 acre plus now. In 40 years that will likely be an average size farm.

I know every third year you manage to bale enough weeds to say you’re a “farmer.”

Just wasn’t sure if this was an on or off year for ya.

Hahaha!

Whats a piss weasel?

Thats a good one.

I, like most, threw a lot of hay bales in the summer years ago. That video made me tired.

Citiot!


Hope you dont mind Lee, I'm gonna use that one.
Its too darn good to let sit.

"Things would be a dam sight better around here without the
Baltimorons and the Citiots from DC!"

Yep, it works!

I've heard WD-40 called Weasel-piss.

Here's a tractor! Big Tractor Link

From memory, I think it plowed an acre every 12 seconds.

Grandpa called it squaw piss.

That’s some serious ignorance, there.

Thanks. I just made it up. Then I got to thinking there might actually be such a thing, so I looked it up. Urban dictionary says: "Variant on the term assweasel which is somebody who sticks a foreign object up his ass while fantasizing about Jay Cutler and Tom Brady having hot gay sex in the middle of a football field." The "football field" reference meant soccer though.

Remember when you told everybody you were a cop when you actually were just a trustee at the hoosegow and were blowing the deputies for spare change so you could get a 1.75 litre of Ten High? That was pretty funny.

Actually most flatland areas (Kansas to North Dakota) wheat is a small part of a two year rotational crop (5-7 crops) that are farmed year round.

Busy branding and getting pairs outta here!

Sure thing, lard ass.

Ranching is hard work.

Easy pass for Flave.

OK

Remember when Rick banned you for being an obnoxious, drunken imbecile and all around cock slobberer, but then everybody came to your aid because you couldn't help it...you know, since you're retarded and all? That was pretty funny.

Not when you’re double cropping with wheat and soybeans.

No work today?

Oh that’s right, there never is.

LOL

Your drunkard ass talking about other people “working “ is hilarious.

Laffin!!

Here comes everybody’s favorite COVTARD.

LOL

Talking to everybody’s favorite piss ant, Mr. Mom, double diaper face mask wearing drunkard.

Laffin.

You can’t even spell “work” without help.

Damn . Toot is already pinching his Willy this mornin’

LMAO

Once a month he plays bingo and breaks a sweat. Lmao

Here comes everybody’s favorite sock puppet straight from The Great Pretender.

Toot,

You know Fauci said you didn’t have to quarantine anymore , right ? Fugktard

Lol

Go ride your Ruckus.

Gotta make that morning beer run.

Never did, Flave.

You,,,not so much.

As usual, the drunkard and his sock puppet run in to f’k up another good thread.

Old Toot has to W-O-R-K really hard to make people forget that he’s a COVTARD.

LOL

Still stuck on that one too.

Don’t you have grandkids that can help you out or something?

Wisdom from a drunkard is on par with the last fart from a dying man.

You should read your own posts some time.

Might help you see how full of schit you are.

I believe that it is you that’s stuck on it.

Anyway, farming isn’t what it used to be.

You should go back and read your own when you’re drunk and see how stupid you are.

And when you’re rarely sober too, like right now.

Don’t forget that morning beer run you f’kn drunkard.

Laffin.

My oldman hauled bundles, now they straight cut 40 foot at a time.

Sober?

I’m not sober right now.

The liar seeems to really have a nut for the farm boys. I would love to see him tangle with one of them.

So, no kids or grandkids that can help you?

I would never tangle with a farmer.

They’re all super bad ass and tough.

Remember that time Rick banned you for being a pathetic, anal-douche-swizzling, chitbird? That was awesome.

Even Rick makes mistakes.

You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.

That dairy farm schit was hard work.

But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?

Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.

^^^^^
Dick Farmer

LOL

All the dairy farmers say flave was the best AI guy ever.

You’re raising my kids. The smart ones. Ask them.

Not many would stick their head in and spit the bull spooge right where it needed to be. Fewer sitll were willing to suck that mouth full directly from the dispenser.

The heifers were glad when you left to become the drunkard that you are today.

I believe you.

Check out lapua’s last meme of DDE on page 1464 of that thread.

Flave’s most favorite C&W song is Willie Nelson’s “ Well I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it”.

Someone here may YouTube that one as a courtesy for Brother Flave.

You ruin every thread with your vulgarity .

Far superseded by your sock puppet, childish stupidity.

Another point in the Blackheart column. The judges appreciate the creativity aligned with the OP's topic. Dairy barn humor is hard to top when done right. Was it humor?

From what I understand, with Gates and the Chinese buying up farms there may be a shortage of American farming in our not too distant future.

Starting at 13, I worked summers through high school on farms.

I can attest to the fact that a skinny 17 year kid can toss a 60 lb bale a good 30 feet when it comes off the chute of a NH baler.....

....if the tail end of a rattler is sticking out the side....The boss riding the tractor was all "WTF!"

I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.

None in my family do.

Full time and mostly 365.

I noticed that too.

They're probably as dumb and lazy as you and Ethan.

LOL

Ethan is a "full time farmer" and Blackbart is a factory worker.

LOL

You're a COVTARD.

You'll believe anything.

Do you have a wife?

Go milk a cow you dumbassed drunkard f’k.
This time keep your dick in your pants.
The cows will thank you.

I use yours for free when you’re passed out drunk.

Thanks for asking.

Where does your family farm?

No seriously.

Do you have a wife?

Only the proven things like your being a f’kn drunkard..

Seriously, I just told you. The smart kids you’re raising and paying for are mine.

No seriously.

Do you have a wife?

Try staying sober and tending yours. Might pay off for you. The kids are another matter but I do thank you.

I’m only trying to help.

Most drunkards eschew sincere help, especially when it’s offered to a dear friend who’s stuck deep in the grip and throes of John barleycorn.

Take care and stay thirsty, my friend.

Soooo, you've never had a wife?

Or kids?

Congrats.


The vast majority of farmers rely on off farm income.

Farming crops in the Louisiana sugar bowl delta is busy business with the exception of sugar cane . They get some slack time but roll 24/7 during cutting and grinding seasons,

Well this thread has certainLy taken a turn!!!!

Back on track now.

Yeah..and they get 7 cuttings of alfalfa in Arizona.


The point..as always...remains.

Our area typically can depend on getting 4 cuttings of hay per year. With all of the rain we’ve had this spring some cattlemen have already gotten 2 cuttings. Not alfalfa, though. Very little of that hereabouts.

What do they farm? And what do they do when it's not cutting and grinding season?

Corn, soybeans, wheat, sorghum, oats and sugarcane.

The corn and soybeans can allow double cropping with winter wheat and oats with good timing and favorable weather.

When not cutting and grinding cane in the winter months, the farmers cut back on their seasonal labor, do equipment maintenance and many run cattle on the side,

What do they farm?

Buddy of mine gets on average 7 cuts in NM. Not this year, he had enough water to irrigate twice. He usually farms all summer, buys the other locals alfalfa and hauls in the winter, among other things.

So farming is seasonal down there too?

I don't remember how many cuttings they were getting where I lived in AZ, but running off pivots it was a lot. 10 sticks in my head, but it's been a long time. I had the opportunity to invest in a pivot with a few other guys, but I wasn't in a position to invest that kind of money. Money making venture for sure.

He has some wells but it only covers a small portion of the farm. The problem is you can sell the water to oil company’s for far more than that crop will ever make. Most farmers there are doing the same if they have a well that’s legal to do so.

I know every area is completely different, but with a closer proximity to urban areas and a lot of tourists/travelers passing through, a lot of farms are transitioning to a value added model. Dairies building creameries and producing/selling milk, ice cream, cheese etc. on site, truck farms with produce stands, folks raising custom beef, pork, chicken, organic egg etc.. and selling directly to the consumers.
Poultry co-op owned by the farmers competing very well against the big-ag companies. Lots of restaurants sourcing everything possible from local farms directly. People starting to really consider where the food they’re eating comes from and the impacts of those choices.
It’s good to see. People sick of being beholden to some middleman buyer/broker who’s beating them down and turning around and selling for big profits.
Food production needs to be a lot more local.
Pisses me off to look on a can or package and see “produced in (not USA)”
Edit to add: very few farms around here over 500 acres. Most a lot less. Beef operations, lots of poultry houses, crops, dairy.
No hog farming. Lot of family are farmers. 7 days a week.
Hard way to make a living but a lot of people have it in their blood. Wouldn’t trade for half the hours and twice the money doing something else.

Damn, don't know how I missed this great thread.... maybe because I thought of Wabi when I read the title? anyhow I see Flave is busier than a one legged man in a but kickin contest and winnin.....

Still waiting on pics of Slumlords garden and a John Deere lawn tractor sans mowing deck.

No need for irrigation in our general area for the crops I’ve mentioned including hay.

Not sure of exactly what you’re asking or the point you’re trying to make.

Hot house truck farming is pretty much year round.

He could use a little winning what with being a drunken retard and all. Especially after Ren50 handed him his ass in the "venus dimples" thread. Shut the mouthy little bitch right up quick he did. LMAO

Fracking does take a lot of water and seldom gives back 10% of it on the flow back depending on the reservoir. Then it has to be disposed of.

Two retired Cotten farmers from the Odessa area that I know are leasing their property and are selling some of their water when the opportunity arises.

Was told recently that Bill Gates owns 70,000 acres of farmland in Louisiana.

Edited to add:
And 48,000 acres in Arkansas. Has a total of 242,000 acres nationwide through Cascade Investments company that he controls.

Well crap.... now I have to read the venus dimples thread..... this is getting difficult, I may have to leave the campfire.... again

If you get a chance...maybe post a venus link so's I dont have to invest that much time.


Thanks.

+1
Found it. Edit to add fake news lol. Like tootster farming.

Ignorance from Montana speaks.

What you don’t know would fill a college library.
Go suck up to your drunkard buddy.

What I don’t know would fill multiple libraries.

Go chew on some foreskins bullshidter.

More wisdom from Montana.

No fake news about it. Ren50 called it as it is and shut delusional lying clown boy down.

Lets see it then.

Look it up lazy ass. It ain't like you should be tired from farm work or anything.

No.

I won't expend the energy to go after a nothing burger.


Put up or shut up.

Of course not. If you ever expended any energy you wouldn't weigh 400 pounds.

I too went and found that thread..... yep fake news.... but they think they are onto something, pretty funny actually

Well...we will have to take your word for it.....just like that prestigious award you won.

They're teachers, state legislators, mayor, county-commissioner, or whatever other side-hustle can cover health insurance.

The closest thing to "double-cropping" happening here is running in root-veggies on no-till ground post-harvest then turning cattle loose on it over the winter.

Remember the time that you weren't an assweasling shixtbird? That was awesome. No...wait...I can't remember any time your weren't an assweasling shixtbird, you lazy-assed retard.

Retard retirement award?

I grow corn on the fallow ground so the cows have something to eat.

Its Fragilé.

It certainly has as much relevance and more entertainment value than anything your drunken lying buddy deflave has ever posted. I wouldn't associate with scum like that myself.

You really are angry. I kinda thought it was an Internet persona, but no.... you’re really angry.

Blackheart is angry at his retirement.

^^^^^^
This precious gem is angry also

I need to take my son to meet him. I keep saying “you don’t get good grades you’re going to wind up with a scheit job and a scheit life”
Be nice to put a face to what I’m telling him.

Gosh Jack, isn't your miracle boy just gonna work for you ? LOL I wore a lot of different hats in my life. Which ones do you think were shyt ?

My dad and I are busy.


Got 6 semi loads of cows hauled the da fuuck outta here before this rain event.


Haven't really started farming yet.


Behind as always.

Cha Ching!

That hat you always wore giving head behind Seven Eleven . LOL

Good timing.

lol

#FixedIncome

#generationalwelfare

#fuggingwelfareisawesome!

#CatskillsAreAppalachiaToo

#brokedickseverywhere

I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.

Did they give you one of them cushion mats to stand on while you toiled away....or did you really have to rough it standing direct on the concrete.



#Ihaveseensomeshit

There were no cushion mats while I was climbing utility poles for Time Warner cable. Something your fat ass could never do. No cushion mats when I was working in/on industrial smokestacks either. You stupid fuucks should really quit guessing as to what somebody has or hasn't done in their life.

Blackie has done it all and better than anyone dontcha know

#hardassmother


#Blackiethecableguy

18 posts per day at all times of the day. #Jimmythelazyparttimefarmer.

Retired.


Hahaha!


That implies that you did something.

You imply you do something every day. 18 posts per day at all times of day. LMAO
#Laziestparttimefarmerever

How many times was your name on the checks?


Once or twice?


Did they make you empty the wastebasket in the break room too?

Nobody gets as fat as you are working their ass off. LOL

So what's wrong with being a drunkard? I prefer being drunk over being sober and if I can ever get disbarred I'd devote all of my hours to scotch and vodka.

Your name was on the check just once then.


We kinda figured that.


Go empty the trash can.

Over 70 posts just yesterday from all times of the day. LMAO

#hardworkingsonofabitch

Amen Brother!


We work more than any other developed country....and think we are "free".

In France, its required that you get drunk at noon.


Required.

You got those toilets clean yet?


Even for a wage earner....you didn't sound very good at it.

#toofuckinlazytomovehisoldtoiletoutofthefrontyard. LMAO

Me lazy??


You got laid off from your garbage route and now you are "retired" from all those long years??


Haha!



Hope you have a WalMart nearby to get you through to SS eligibility.


They have trash cans to empty there too. You should fit in nicely.

I just transferred another 20k from savings to checking this week. I'll think I'll be alright but thanks for your concern. LOL

Are the cable lines the ones at the top of the poles?

No dummy.

LMFAO

Huh?

I see Blackbart has been straight killing it.

Per usual.

LOL

What is that, 25 - 26 weeks of NY unemployment with federal bonus? Happy to see your recent success.

What the hell.

#pissweasel

Jackwagon has been a drunken contractor most of his life, JC is a lazy ass part time farmer and deflave has a gov't job doing the bidding of the democrats. LMAO.

#rocketscientistsall

Big money!

Fellatio isn’t work lol

He went through that pretty fast wit the trailer park queens

Not for a homo like you I'm sure.

as a power lineman for 35 years who climb poles with my hooks and steel towers too , my first 20 some years we had limited use of a bucket that was used only for hot work " work lines energized " all line work can be dangerous and very hard on your body too. i just had my 4th back surgery with plates and screws ,12 inch cut in stomach, 6 inch cut in back for this surgery it took 9 hours 15 minutes , have had both shoulders rebuilt, steel disc in neck ,knee surgery and need a new knee too. so don`t mess with what any linemen have done its a honest tuff trade we work in all weather conditions and many many hours with no breaks in storms ! here is true example of what linemen may have to do: this happened after my 1st back about year later after that surgery ,about 5 p.m. before we are going have the evening meal with my wife,little son and daughter on Christmas Eve and they are ready to open their kiddy gifts but know they have to eat 1st. i am on call at the power company and its a nasty snowstorm and its below zero -5 maybe that night , we have a 3 phase line out , we find a burned top of pole ,broken /burned pole pin and insulator and its snowin hard so its my turn or whatever line is dead or shorted out because of this pin and insulator,top of pole burned off then the two of us go back to truck again and hand pull a small sliding sled with what we need,chain saw and my climbing gear too, snow is about a foot or more deep and still coming down hard , this all takes time to do to finish. then i climb down at around 12 a.m. still snowing hard, then we go home at around 1:30 a.m. lights are off at my house kids are sleeping i then eat and go to bed . most people have no ideal how hard all line work can be. over many years i got to work with many Viet Nam vets too and the ones that fought in Nam were dang tuff too great guys to work with and that night i had a tuff Viet Nam vet with me who had lost his wife to cancer and was raising his 2 boys by himself . it was are jobs hell or high water and never much help or sleep.

Thanks for your efforts in keeping the power on.

Not for a slimy sword-swallowing shixtbird such as yourself.

Just because BleckFart gives yours free !

#pissweasel

Renegade is calling Flave a park ranger?

Vocabulary lessons from René.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Park%20Ranger

bwahahaha

They have subverted all kinds of terms with the urban slang.

Sheesh!

hold into the (breaking) wind

Kingston knows all that gay speak.

Because he’s gay.

Blackbart still KILLING it.

LOL

Do you honestly consider yourself a farmer?

Sooooo, according to Kingston, renegade was coming on to you?

All acrimony and smartass replies aside,

Everyone has a story about bucking bales or raking hay when they were a kid. Cool.

How many on here are legit full time farmers? Like Big Jim said, most have to supplement with off farm jobs to make the bottom line. How many posters are full time farmers and part time ____ to make the bills?

Lot's of guys have a small field they plant with peas, or alfalfa, or ..... to either draw in the deer, or make some hay from but it's strictly a side gig.

It takes a really stupid pissweasel to get banned from the campfire but deflave managed just that and probably will again. LOL

No.

Rick loves Flave.

Everyone loves Flave.

Where was this?

I honestly consider you a dipsomaniacal retardate.

So, yes?

Wherever he called you a rum ranger. or park ranger.

Roar grrrrrrrrrr

Better question might be whose old ladies pull in enough dough and bennies they get to play farmer and virtue signal on the 'net?

I musta missed it.

No side job for me or my wife.

She would need to find a 50,000 dollar a year job to cover her absence.

At least 50,000.

Just think if you put on the holy underwear and took on a couple extra!

Don’t you ranch and farm?

Yes. Both.

Isn’t that the difference between working and not working?

Pretty much.

Now you done it.

Ethan just slammed his Subway sandwich onto the floor and screamed some expletives.

(slowly raising hand looking around the room)

lol

I think Renegade thinks he's the bear.

Gruff likes to fugk bears.

Yup. Threads on the campfire get me so worked up I may stroke out. I'll send you the med bill when I do. I hope your wife doesn't have to work too hard to cover it.

~toastes monitor with fake-ass drink~ Well played.

Put down the Thesaurus nerd

LMAO

Glad you raised your hand first.

I’ll just sit here and let you take the abuse for both of us.

#SupportFromAfar

LOL

🦫

Sounds like a wife problem.

How’s that tractor?

Beav, thanks for your support.

'Preciate it man.


On a serious note my wife does make good money and we don't have kids so of course her ass is working. And yes I'm on her health insurance.


But I also make about 30k more a year on this farm gig.



#rich.......lol

Cheers EE, don't let the meanies get you down!

Yuppie tractor, probably a green POS...

Not everyone is born into ranch management/ownership . Some here are however born with small hands and feet . Toot said it comes in handy sometimes s

The kids letting some gnats in the house get me down more than anything on here.

It is soaked around these parts. Y'all keep on truckin'!

Gruff don’t pay for paint.

Still getting serviced at the dealer. Ain’t got it yet. But did have a conjugal to see wtf I paid for. It was magical.



Faded bro. I’ve got cred.

You’ve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].

This place is turning into Park Ranger central.



Nothing gets by Renegade!

If you’re self employed making good $$, don’t ever divide it by total hours you worked. It will break your heart.

That’s right . Beaver said it was toe curling

Self employment isn’t for everyone. It sure is fugk ain’t for mjbgalt


LOL

I thought that was just a rumor—like the gunsmithing and retirement and curmudgeonry.

Black hearts a full time male ho. Works 75 hrs a week and supports 20 family members financially. Bravo, Carl.

He said he “climbed poles” for 20 years.

Blackheart has the curmudgeon's part down for sho.....not a bad thing ... necessarily....

I also must add I am very jealous of all you trophy husbands....

And buried cable.

Get back on your Sid by side and sip tea wanker.

Is that like buried bone?

Is this an insult? sounds gotdamn British to me...... shouldn't you be passed put on claw about now?

At least you didn’t get called a pissweasel

I’m working on it. Trying to get the smell of dead mouses and dog food out of my beard. Maggots bro maggots. All over me. I [bleep] hate rodents now more than ever.

He climbed some poles FO SUR

What about self employed and making no money?

....anyone know about another BidenBux giveaway?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)

lots of those types of guys in Montana

speaking of bears, hi jim

I met Gruff.


He is terrifying.

Brother Gruff.... just because you are beard deep in maggots and rodents is no excuse for being mean to the "King of the Adirondacks" yes I am takin sides with Blackie against you heathens.... he was nice to me the other day... and ,well friends are hard to come by around here....

You were raised on an asphalt farm....

Bob Bear..... uh I mean Brown weighs in...... ribka gots your number....

chubby polar bear. The chart knows and sees all

I see Gruff & Flave in that chart also....... gawd the campfire will never be the same again..... thanks rib.... you bastid

BleckFart has climbed more poles than Kamala .

LOL

Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not ghey. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. Self loathing can do that to a man. LOL

LMAO
#oldManHasNoFilter

Hey now.... leave drinkin problems outta this....

How many sock puppets do you cowardly F A G S have anyway ?

I am learning to embrace the sock puppets...... way more entertaining than say ... Wabi's church threads....

It shows a lack of character and backbone as well as an inability to deal with reality. Understandable why so many here have a problem with it given those facts.

Truth.

Never needed one for anything.

Sock Puppetry is beneath Flave.

Nothing is beneath flave.

I would say taking unemployment and calling it retirement shows more lack of character and backbone than getting smashed after a long work week. Then again I’ve never taken a dime of free money so what do I know?

#retardretirement

Except your mom.

LOL

You all should take this on the road!


Be even funnier watching a couple of you face these guys and
run your mouths.

Blackbart can barely fart without collapsing and Ethan Fat Fugk weighs 700lbs.

What do you think you’d get to see?

Bet you guys are a hoot at a party......

I'm not a part of this particular rabbit trail, but there is nothing I've said on here I would not say in person.

YMMV

But some of us have never posted pics or bought anything to leave a trail and thus lets them say a lot of things rather freely.

I salute the American farmer.

The guys farming deer and putting in a food plot on the weekend, but jump on a farmer thread reliving childhood experiences can jump off a bridge for all I care.

We wouldn't have to worry about it in 40 years. Farms will be Massive. Talking to a guy in Grand Forks ND said they farm 10000 acres. I said holy chit that's a big farm. He said they are they are the smallest farmers in the area. By the way I was on my way back from Long Prairie Minnesota with a load of cull cows. I still get in trucks from time to time because I love it. Kinda nice 45 years experience and they trust me with the fanciest trucks you can Imagine. I built my farm with a love for farming and a lot of hard work. Trucking provided that off farm income I needed.

Yep, I collected unemployment when the Governor shut us down. I paid into it for decades so what of it ? I collected it every winter when I worked for the railroad too, just like everybody else who worked there. It's really none of your goddam business you pathetic, cowardly wretch, just as it's none of your goddam business when I decide to retire. I scrimped and saved for that for decades too. Never wasted money on fancy vacations, hunts in far away places, new vehicles or luxurious homes. Paid for everything in my whole life with cash. Never had a credit card and still don't. I am completely debt free and have been for years. Now I get to do what I want to every day while pitiful slobs like you still have to work and it's eating you up. Well tough fuggin shyt. Maybe if you'd have learned to be a little more frugal and practical you wouldn't have to.

I got lost in Southern Saskatchewan a few years ago.

My mom is dead and buried you stupid son of a bitch. A better woman you have never known and never will.

A lot of farmers up here were in the Guard.

Whoops!

Oh bullshit......as if anything is "out of bounds".

Bleckie is defending his retirement. Lol

I used to be. Then I grew up and quit drinking and smoking. Cold turkey for both. Something most here are obviously incapable of. It takes a backbone. Quit smokin weed when my first daughter was born. Didn't want my kids raised around that stuff. I don't miss or need any of it.

#Pissweasel

This is fun !

Ethan head so fat the law makes him put a WIDE LOAD sticker on his tailgate .

And why not. I earned every goddam bit of it you ass hole.

Can’t you also do a cartwheel with your legs and arms bound?

Yeah . You didn’t earn schidt , ya free loader.

No fuggin way you did that's for sure you worthless pissweasel.

You made coffee for twenty five years in a union job

You made ca ca in your diaper tonight no doubt. Poor stupid Boob Brown. Too dumb to even change the spelling of his words to hide his true cowardly identity. What a man.

What about the extended "unemployment" under Bidet. That schidt wasn't funded or paid into, it was straight up welfare. Nobody collecting that "earned it".

On standard unemployment I agree, and one winter 20 years ago I partook of it. But it was a far cry from what is happening now. To say otherwise is silly.

Kinda sensitive there Buckfart.

Don't know anything about Biden unemployment. Lotta lies and liars around here and you dumb saps buy into it. I don't think the lot of you drunken tards know truth fom lies or reality from fantasy anymore. I told all about my decision to retire last year and I'm not going to do it again. I don't owe you or anybody else here a damn thing. Most folks here get congratulations upon retirement. All I ever got was a rash of shyt so fuuck off.

When you serve up dog turds you can’t expect a filet mignon in return.

Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind. There are a few here who have been decent and I treat them the same. The rest of you I wouldn't piss on if you were on fire. When I first started frequenting forums like this back in the late 90's I thought anybody who was a conservative and outdoorsman couldn't be too bad. Now I realize 95% of the people in this world are straight up ass holes regardless.

Thanks to all of you philosophers for making yet another campfire thread wonderful reading, luckily most folks know to abandon most threads after the 1st page anyway!!!!

I like Wabi. One of the few here I'm sure I could sit down to dinner with and not stick a fork in his eye. My two best friends and hunting partners since high school are both very religious. To the point that you won't hear them cuss and they won't bend a game law by even a little bit. We have gotten along famously and been a big part of each others lives for near 50 years.

+2

Farm this..

I don't get jealous.

..but not all the way to the top.

Yeah.

It's not *you*, its everybody else.

#YouGetMe

Like you're Mr. popular here. LOL. The only fuggin time you show up other than to bash someone is to wax eloquently about your knowledge of covid 19 and you always manage to combine that with a good measure of bashing. Otherwise you don't know shyt from shinola.. You ever been huntin of fishin in your life ? LOL

They even have a category for Kamogari.

This could make you appear paranoid.

You should be more concerned with finding something that would make you appear grown up. Trust me.

No doubt Wabi is a good guy..... just that he would bore me to death

Lame post is proof of the old theorem:

Ya run inta one @sshole in a day, ya ran inta one @sshole.

Ya run into a dozen @ssholes in a day, *you're* the @sshole.

Fubarski does some raging in the stock trading threads.

Ever seen him post anything about guns or hunting or fishing ?

You're kind of a nerd aren't ya ? Stuffed in your locker in school. Underwear pulled up to your arm pits every day. Goofy little glasses ? I may well be an ass hole but I like me better than anyone I ever met.

You're off your game, pussy.

That was the part where you was sposed ta threaten ta kick my ass.

Forgot your lines.

It'd be like threatening to beat up a chihuahua. lol

Indeed it would.

Both exceed your capability.

Funny as hell how you nerdy little desk bound city slickers always think you're tough and all us hillbillies are little weaklings. LOL

Predictable how a derelict, welfare case, mobile home resident that lies about gunsmith ability, would get his ass handed to him, in internet debate.

Your IQ ever shoots up ta 80, SELL!

You didn't manage that anywhere but in your own little make believe world scooter. LMAO

cuckheart kills it, again.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Goofy little four eyed desk bound nerd. Hahahaha

For an @sshole that thinks he knows everthing, you sure don't know when ta STFU.

Doesn't know a thing about hunting or guns either. LOL

I could make a joke bout your life, but life already beat me to it.

And yet off to work you'll go Monday morning while I do as I please. Dummy. LMAO

Rather earn my way, than lay around the shack, til the SNAP card comes back.

What a loser.

Lets hear about your vast collection of guns and hunting trophies moron. I'm sure it could fill a book. lol

No doubt your apartment is wonderful. Anyplace to park ? Where do you ride your ATV ? Got any land ? How bout a place to fish ?

It's apparent your @sshole enlargement pills have been working.

Well we all know you F A G's prefer the old fashioned way to a loose ass hole. LOL.


Putz

No doubt, you hide deep insidea yer mobile home, on trash pickup day.

And, what kinda moron admits all they got is a house on wheels, on the innanet?

I mean, nobody can actually know what ya got, and mobile home is the best ya can come up with?

You could claim anything, and ya came up with mobile home.

You're a joke that tells itself.

So no land, no guns, no place to park, no place to fish, no ATV trails and work on Monday morning ? Oh yeah, you're a genius alright. LMAO

Well, some of us aren't so used to lying. We'll leave that to you city slickers. Oh and no wheels. It sits on a permanent foundation.

People see you, throw a stick, and are amazed if you don't chase it.

No s.hit?!?! Honest injun'?

No doubt.

Usually, he likes himself with his right hand, and on special occasions his left, so it seems like somebody else is involved.

It takes two hands to handle a whopper dummy.

bigsqueeze was a victim of his nephews.

dmfk911 plays golf with double aces.

And the high point of your best bullshit, is that you've taken the wheels offa your house.

Whoops, here's another pathetic loser who rarely has anything to say unless it's something sarcastic.

Nah. Just parked it in the yard.

Just make sure ya practice safe sex, and get permission before ya reach for it.

Shyt, the polack doesn't even have a yard.

And yet no high points at all from you ? No guns, no land, no ATV's, no place to park and off to work on Monday. Sounds wonderful. LOL

#jackass

https://www.hud.gov/sites/documents/52642.PDF

Do you at least have a dog or aren't you allowed ? lol


#dumbestsunofabitchever

Maybe a boyfriend to help with your ass hole enlargement at least ?

Maybe you could photoshop some wheels onta your house.

Who hurt you Blackie?

How about a boat ? A good chainsaw ? Come on, a hard worker like you must at least have a good chainsaw ? Nothing ?