Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.
Got to agree with the above calling this out. Almost sounds as bad as Biden's ignorant comment about farming.
Even good quality hay takes a year-round grooming of the fields to keep poisonous weeds and insects out. An infestation of blister beetles will absolutely ruin a hay farmer's reputation, hindering the ability to command top dollar for the hay for years.
Also, hay is not harvested only once a season, unless the farmer is in a particularly arid or short season region. In many areas, it is not uncommon to get a second cutting late summer. If the rains are plentiful, the hay farmer can get a third cutting in a season.
Two to three cuttings/year, plus field maintenance? That's a 24/6, year-round proposition there.
Hay production might arguably be the "easiest" and least-expensive of the agricultural endeavors a farmer might commit his land to, but it is hardly a 3 month work season.
Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.
Got to agree with the above calling this out. Almost sounds as bad as Biden's ignorant comment about farming.
Even good quality hay takes a year-round grooming of the fields to keep poisonous weeds and insects out. An infestation of blister beetles will absolutely ruin a hay farmer's reputation, hindering the ability to command top dollar for the hay for years.
Also, hay is not harvested only once a season, unless the farmer is in a particularly arid or short season region. In many areas, it is not uncommon to get a second cutting late summer. If the rains are plentiful, the hay farmer can get a third cutting in a season.
Two to three cuttings/year, plus field maintenance? That's a 24/6, year-round proposition there.
Hay production might arguably be the "easiest" and least-expensive of the agricultural endeavors a farmer might commit his land to, but it is hardly a 3 month work season.
How about wheat on flatland. Donât try and tell me thatâs a year round gig lol.
And in counterpoint to TXLoaderâs post above, we have a 1/4 section of native grass that we cut for hay once a year. It was put back to grass about 1955 and has never been fertilized, sprayed, or over seeded. Go cut it and get to hauling hay every year.
Our grain and other hay never gets sprayed either and may get some fertilizer put down every other year or third year.
Itâs not our main income stream but a sideline, but itâs certainly not a full time job. Even the cattle only get checked once a week or so once theyâre on summer pasture.
Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.
Got to agree with the above calling this out. Almost sounds as bad as Biden's ignorant comment about farming.
You sure you don't mean Bloomberg? He's the citiot who said something about toss a few seeds on the ground, water 'em and yer a 'farmer'... That boy wouldn't know a farm if he was dropped into the manure lagoon..
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Even good quality hay takes a year-round grooming of the fields to keep poisonous weeds and insects out. An infestation of blister beetles will absolutely ruin a hay farmer's reputation, hindering the ability to command top dollar for the hay for years.
Also, hay is not harvested only once a season, unless the farmer is in a particularly arid or short season region. In many areas, it is not uncommon to get a second cutting late summer. If the rains are plentiful, the hay farmer can get a third cutting in a season.
Two to three cuttings/year, plus field maintenance? That's a 24/6, year-round proposition there.
Hay production might arguably be the "easiest" and least-expensive of the agricultural endeavors a farmer might commit his land to, but it is hardly a 3 month work season.
Hay production around here starts in very early April, with the new seeding fields, and doesn't get done until nearly October 1st.. The farm I work part-time for takes four crops off, every 28 days, and sometimes part of a 5th when a particular field is to be plowed under and rotated into something else.. My guess is we start first crop chopping here by next week some time.
Haying season was one of my favorite times growing up on the dairy farm. Great sense of well being seeing the barn full of hay for the oncoming winter.
I remember being just out of third grade, 1967, and Dad was mounting a side mounted mower on an 8n Ford just prior to our first cutting of hay. He had bought a longer bar mower and needed to drill new holes in the tractor frame to mount it. He had one of those old Black and Decker 1/2 inch drills. The old power house type that if you stuck the drill bit it would either break the bit or break your arm. Well the bit stuck and broke and a shard of it hit him in the right eye. He ended up in the hospital and lost the eye. Right when he needed to be getting his hay in.
That was one of my earliest lessons in what it meant to be part of a farming family and a farming community. Within days family and neighbors started showing up with equipment and bodies. In three days they but up the entire first cutting. My uncle, who worked a full time maintenance job at the school, was there every morning and evening to milk with my mom. Dad was restricted to lifting five pounds or less for several weeks so he could only do small chores and babysit while mom did the major chores. I was the oldest and did everything I could, but at 8 years old was somewhat limited in what I could do. Older cousins and neighbors came by a few times a week to clean barn gutters and help with whatever needed attention.
Dad was able to drive tractor for the second cutting, though his loss of depth perception caused him some real challenges at first. The second cutting was a smaller repeat of the first. Not quite so many people were needed but still a good sized crew arrived to help get in the second cutting. That put us in good shape for the winter.
Dad always went out of his way to help his neighbors and family. It was part of his nature even before the loss of the eye but became even more so after the accident. I don't think I recall him ever turning down neighbor or family when asked for help.
I remember raking hay at about the same age as that kid and on a Massy Ferguson about like that too. Though my rake wasnât that elaborate. Always drove that tractor waaaaaaaaaay too fast.
I remember raking hay at about the same age as that kid and on a Massy Ferguson about like that too. Though my rake wasnât that elaborate. Always drove that tractor waaaaaaaaaay too fast.
I was pulling a rake for a neighbor guy driving an 8 N Ford. It was for square bales about 55 to 60 lbs. I was about 14 at the time.
That was amazing. I use to be one of the kids farmers would call to bail hay for $2 an hour back in the early 70's. Kept me busy in the summer. My favorite job was working the wagon stacking the bails behind the bailer. Working in the haymow in the barn was the worse especially when it was hot. To watch an operation like this just makes my head spin. Way cool. Thanks for posting.
Haying season was one of my favorite times growing up on the dairy farm. Great sense of well being seeing the barn full of hay for the oncoming winter.
I remember being just out of third grade, 1967, and Dad was mounting a side mounted mower on an 8n Ford just prior to our first cutting of hay. He had bought a longer bar mower and needed to drill new holes in the tractor frame to mount it. He had one of those old Black and Decker 1/2 inch drills. The old power house type that if you stuck the drill bit it would either break the bit or break your arm. Well the bit stuck and broke and a shard of it hit him in the right eye. He ended up in the hospital and lost the eye. Right when he needed to be getting his hay in.
That was one of my earliest lessons in what it meant to be part of a farming family and a farming community. Within days family and neighbors started showing up with equipment and bodies. In three days they but up the entire first cutting. My uncle, who worked a full time maintenance job at the school, was there every morning and evening to milk with my mom. Dad was restricted to lifting five pounds or less for several weeks so he could only do small chores and babysit while mom did the major chores. I was the oldest and did everything I could, but at 8 years old was somewhat limited in what I could do. Older cousins and neighbors came by a few times a week to clean barn gutters and help with whatever needed attention.
Dad was able to drive tractor for the second cutting, though his loss of depth perception caused him some real challenges at first. The second cutting was a smaller repeat of the first. Not quite so many people were needed but still a good sized crew arrived to help get in the second cutting. That put us in good shape for the winter.
Dad always went out of his way to help his neighbors and family. It was part of his nature even before the loss of the eye but became even more so after the accident. I don't think I recall him ever turning down neighbor or family when asked for help.
Great story and thank the Lord for friends and family!
Hated hay season. Got easier when my boss bought an old kick baler and put conveyors in the barn. Liked it even more when I seen the round baler hooked up when I rode onto the farm
Bought two John Deere square balers for my kids last year. They are 8,10, and 12. By the time they are teenagers hopefully we can have a decent little hay operation going for making a some side money.
Haying season was one of my favorite times growing up on the dairy farm. Great sense of well being seeing the barn full of hay for the oncoming winter.
I remember being just out of third grade, 1967, and Dad was mounting a side mounted mower on an 8n Ford just prior to our first cutting of hay. He had bought a longer bar mower and needed to drill new holes in the tractor frame to mount it. He had one of those old Black and Decker 1/2 inch drills. The old power house type that if you stuck the drill bit it would either break the bit or break your arm. Well the bit stuck and broke and a shard of it hit him in the right eye. He ended up in the hospital and lost the eye. Right when he needed to be getting his hay in.
That was one of my earliest lessons in what it meant to be part of a farming family and a farming community. Within days family and neighbors started showing up with equipment and bodies. In three days they but up the entire first cutting. My uncle, who worked a full time maintenance job at the school, was there every morning and evening to milk with my mom. Dad was restricted to lifting five pounds or less for several weeks so he could only do small chores and babysit while mom did the major chores. I was the oldest and did everything I could, but at 8 years old was somewhat limited in what I could do. Older cousins and neighbors came by a few times a week to clean barn gutters and help with whatever needed attention.
Dad was able to drive tractor for the second cutting, though his loss of depth perception caused him some real challenges at first. The second cutting was a smaller repeat of the first. Not quite so many people were needed but still a good sized crew arrived to help get in the second cutting. That put us in good shape for the winter.
Dad always went out of his way to help his neighbors and family. It was part of his nature even before the loss of the eye but became even more so after the accident. I don't think I recall him ever turning down neighbor or family when asked for help.
Mart,
That is a well-told story. Our neighbors were a great lot with the exception of one little bastard that would take all the help he could get and then bitch about how poorly things were done.
Your memory of the feeling of satisfaction when the barns were packed with hay and straw and the cribs were all filled with ear corn, mirrors some of my happiest times. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!
The average farm size has increased by about 7x since I was as kid. We have some operations 70000 acre plus now. In 40 years that will likely be an average size farm.
Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.
Got to agree with the above calling this out. Almost sounds as bad as Biden's ignorant comment about farming.
You sure you don't mean Bloomberg? He's the citiot who said something about toss a few seeds on the ground, water 'em and yer a 'farmer'... That boy wouldn't know a farm if he was dropped into the manure lagoon..
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Even good quality hay takes a year-round grooming of the fields to keep poisonous weeds and insects out. An infestation of blister beetles will absolutely ruin a hay farmer's reputation, hindering the ability to command top dollar for the hay for years.
Also, hay is not harvested only once a season, unless the farmer is in a particularly arid or short season region. In many areas, it is not uncommon to get a second cutting late summer. If the rains are plentiful, the hay farmer can get a third cutting in a season.
Two to three cuttings/year, plus field maintenance? That's a 24/6, year-round proposition there.
Hay production might arguably be the "easiest" and least-expensive of the agricultural endeavors a farmer might commit his land to, but it is hardly a 3 month work season.
Hay production around here starts in very early April, with the new seeding fields, and doesn't get done until nearly October 1st.. The farm I work part-time for takes four crops off, every 28 days, and sometimes part of a 5th when a particular field is to be plowed under and rotated into something else.. My guess is we start first crop chopping here by next week some time.
Citiot!
Hope you dont mind Lee, I'm gonna use that one. Its too darn good to let sit.
"Things would be a dam sight better around here without the Baltimorons and the Citiots from DC!"
Thanks. I just made it up. Then I got to thinking there might actually be such a thing, so I looked it up. Urban dictionary says: "Variant on the term assweasel which is somebody who sticks a foreign object up his ass while fantasizing about Jay Cutler and Tom Brady having hot gay sex in the middle of a football field." The "football field" reference meant soccer though.
Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.
That would be three more months a year than you do, you drunken, retarded, pissweasel.
Youâre not going to pretend to have a working farm are you?
You mean like you pretending your blow up doll is a wife?
I know every third year you manage to bale enough weeds to say youâre a âfarmer.â
Just wasnât sure if this was an on or off year for ya.
Remember when you told everybody you were a cop when you actually were just a trustee at the hoosegow and were blowing the deputies for spare change so you could get a 1.75 litre of Ten High? That was pretty funny.
Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.
Got to agree with the above calling this out. Almost sounds as bad as Biden's ignorant comment about farming.
Even good quality hay takes a year-round grooming of the fields to keep poisonous weeds and insects out. An infestation of blister beetles will absolutely ruin a hay farmer's reputation, hindering the ability to command top dollar for the hay for years.
Also, hay is not harvested only once a season, unless the farmer is in a particularly arid or short season region. In many areas, it is not uncommon to get a second cutting late summer. If the rains are plentiful, the hay farmer can get a third cutting in a season.
Two to three cuttings/year, plus field maintenance? That's a 24/6, year-round proposition there.
Hay production might arguably be the "easiest" and least-expensive of the agricultural endeavors a farmer might commit his land to, but it is hardly a 3 month work season.
How about wheat on flatland. Donât try and tell me thatâs a year round gig lol.
Actually most flatland areas (Kansas to North Dakota) wheat is a small part of a two year rotational crop (5-7 crops) that are farmed year round.
Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.
That would be three more months a year than you do, you drunken, retarded, pissweasel.
Youâre not going to pretend to have a working farm are you?
You mean like you pretending your blow up doll is a wife?
I know every third year you manage to bale enough weeds to say youâre a âfarmer.â
Just wasnât sure if this was an on or off year for ya.
Remember when you told everybody you were a cop when you actually were just a trustee at the hoosegow and were blowing the deputies for spare change so you could get a 1.75 litre of Ten High? That was pretty funny.
Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.
That would be three more months a year than you do, you drunken, retarded, pissweasel.
Youâre not going to pretend to have a working farm are you?
You mean like you pretending your blow up doll is a wife?
I know every third year you manage to bale enough weeds to say youâre a âfarmer.â
Just wasnât sure if this was an on or off year for ya.
Remember when you told everybody you were a cop when you actually were just a trustee at the hoosegow and were blowing the deputies for spare change so you could get a 1.75 litre of Ten High? That was pretty funny.
Sure thing, lard ass.
Remember when Rick banned you for being an obnoxious, drunken imbecile and all around cock slobberer, but then everybody came to your aid because you couldn't help it...you know, since you're retarded and all? That was pretty funny.
Easy to do when you only work three months out of the year.
Got to agree with the above calling this out. Almost sounds as bad as Biden's ignorant comment about farming.
Even good quality hay takes a year-round grooming of the fields to keep poisonous weeds and insects out. An infestation of blister beetles will absolutely ruin a hay farmer's reputation, hindering the ability to command top dollar for the hay for years.
Also, hay is not harvested only once a season, unless the farmer is in a particularly arid or short season region. In many areas, it is not uncommon to get a second cutting late summer. If the rains are plentiful, the hay farmer can get a third cutting in a season.
Two to three cuttings/year, plus field maintenance? That's a 24/6, year-round proposition there.
Hay production might arguably be the "easiest" and least-expensive of the agricultural endeavors a farmer might commit his land to, but it is hardly a 3 month work season.
How about wheat on flatland. Donât try and tell me thatâs a year round gig lol.
Not when youâre double cropping with wheat and soybeans.
Remember when Rick banned you for being an obnoxious, drunken imbecile and all around cock slobberer, but then everybody came to your aid because you couldn't help it...you know, since you're retarded and all? That was pretty funny.
Remember when Rick banned you for being an obnoxious, drunken imbecile and all around cock slobberer, but then everybody came to your aid because you couldn't help it...you know, since you're retarded and all? That was pretty funny.
No work today?
Oh thatâs right, there never is.
LOL
Your drunkard ass talking about other people âworking â is hilarious.
Remember when Rick banned you for being an obnoxious, drunken imbecile and all around cock slobberer, but then everybody came to your aid because you couldn't help it...you know, since you're retarded and all? That was pretty funny.
No work today?
Oh thatâs right, there never is.
LOL
Once a month he plays bingo and breaks a sweat. Lmao
Remember when Rick banned you for being an obnoxious, drunken imbecile and all around cock slobberer, but then everybody came to your aid because you couldn't help it...you know, since you're retarded and all? That was pretty funny.
No work today?
Oh thatâs right, there never is.
LOL
Once a month he plays bingo and breaks a sweat. Lmao
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
All the dairy farmers say flave was the best AI guy ever.
Not many would stick their head in and spit the bull spooge right where it needed to be. Fewer sitll were willing to suck that mouth full directly from the dispenser.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
All the dairy farmers say flave was the best AI guy ever.
Not many would stick their head in and spit the bull spooge right where it needed to be. Fewer sitll were willing to suck that mouth full directly from the dispenser.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
All the dairy farmers say flave was the best AI guy ever.
Not many would stick their head in and spit the bull spooge right where it needed to be. Fewer sitll were willing to suck that mouth full directly from the dispenser.
You ruin every thread with your vulgarity .
Far superseded by your sock puppet, childish stupidity.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
All the dairy farmers say flave was the best AI guy ever.
Not many would stick their head in and spit the bull spooge right where it needed to be. Fewer sitll were willing to suck that mouth full directly from the dispenser.
You ruin every thread with your vulgarity .
Another point in the Blackheart column. The judges appreciate the creativity aligned with the OP's topic. Dairy barn humor is hard to top when done right. Was it humor?
I remember raking hay at about the same age as that kid and on a Massy Ferguson about like that too. Though my rake wasnât that elaborate. Always drove that tractor waaaaaaaaaay too fast.
I was pulling a rake for a neighbor guy driving an 8 N Ford. It was for square bales about 55 to 60 lbs. I was about 14 at the time.
kwg
Starting at 13, I worked summers through high school on farms.
I can attest to the fact that a skinny 17 year kid can toss a 60 lb bale a good 30 feet when it comes off the chute of a NH baler.....
....if the tail end of a rattler is sticking out the side....The boss riding the tractor was all "WTF!"
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
All the dairy farmers say flave was the best AI guy ever.
Not many would stick their head in and spit the bull spooge right where it needed to be. Fewer sitll were willing to suck that mouth full directly from the dispenser.
Ethan is a "full time farmer" and Blackbart is a factory worker.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
None in my family do.
Full time and mostly 365.
Congrats.
The vast majority of farmers rely on off farm income.
Farming crops in the Louisiana sugar bowl delta is busy business with the exception of sugar cane . They get some slack time but roll 24/7 during cutting and grinding seasons,
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
None in my family do.
Full time and mostly 365.
Congrats.
The vast majority of farmers rely on off farm income.
Farming crops in the Louisiana sugar bowl delta is busy business with the exception of sugar cane . They get some slack time but roll 24/7 during cutting and grinding seasons,
Yeah..and they get 7 cuttings of alfalfa in Arizona.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
None in my family do.
Full time and mostly 365.
Congrats.
The vast majority of farmers rely on off farm income.
Farming crops in the Louisiana sugar bowl delta is busy business with the exception of sugar cane . They get some slack time but roll 24/7 during cutting and grinding seasons,
Yeah..and they get 7 cuttings of alfalfa in Arizona.
The point..as always...remains.
Our area typically can depend on getting 4 cuttings of hay per year. With all of the rain weâve had this spring some cattlemen have already gotten 2 cuttings. Not alfalfa, though. Very little of that hereabouts.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
None in my family do.
Full time and mostly 365.
Congrats.
The vast majority of farmers rely on off farm income.
Farming crops in the Louisiana sugar bowl delta is busy business with the exception of sugar cane . They get some slack time but roll 24/7 during cutting and grinding seasons,
What do they farm? And what do they do when it's not cutting and grinding season?
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
None in my family do.
Full time and mostly 365.
Congrats.
The vast majority of farmers rely on off farm income.
Farming crops in the Louisiana sugar bowl delta is busy business with the exception of sugar cane . They get some slack time but roll 24/7 during cutting and grinding seasons,
What do they farm? And what do they do when it's not cutting and grinding season?
Corn, soybeans, wheat, sorghum, oats and sugarcane.
The corn and soybeans can allow double cropping with winter wheat and oats with good timing and favorable weather.
When not cutting and grinding cane in the winter months, the farmers cut back on their seasonal labor, do equipment maintenance and many run cattle on the side,
Farming crops in the Louisiana sugar bowl delta is busy business with the exception of sugar cane . They get some slack time but roll 24/7 during cutting and grinding seasons,
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
None in my family do.
Full time and mostly 365.
Congrats.
The vast majority of farmers rely on off farm income.
Farming crops in the Louisiana sugar bowl delta is busy business with the exception of sugar cane . They get some slack time but roll 24/7 during cutting and grinding seasons,
Yeah..and they get 7 cuttings of alfalfa in Arizona.
The point..as always...remains.
Buddy of mine gets on average 7 cuts in NM. Not this year, he had enough water to irrigate twice. He usually farms all summer, buys the other locals alfalfa and hauls in the winter, among other things.
Corn, soybeans, wheat, sorghum, oats and sugarcane.
The corn and soybeans can allow double cropping with winter wheat and oats with good timing and favorable weather.
When not cutting and grinding cane in the winter months, the farmers cut back on their seasonal labor, do equipment maintenance and many run cattle on the side,
Buddy of mine gets on average 7 cuts in NM. Not this year, he had enough water to irrigate twice. He usually farms all summer, buys the other locals alfalfa and hauls in the winter, among other things.
I don't remember how many cuttings they were getting where I lived in AZ, but running off pivots it was a lot. 10 sticks in my head, but it's been a long time. I had the opportunity to invest in a pivot with a few other guys, but I wasn't in a position to invest that kind of money. Money making venture for sure.
Buddy of mine gets on average 7 cuts in NM. Not this year, he had enough water to irrigate twice. He usually farms all summer, buys the other locals alfalfa and hauls in the winter, among other things.
I don't remember how many cuttings they were getting where I lived in AZ, but running off pivots it was a lot. 10 sticks in my head, but it's been a long time. I had the opportunity to invest in a pivot with a few other guys, but I wasn't in a position to invest that kind of money. Money making venture for sure.
He has some wells but it only covers a small portion of the farm. The problem is you can sell the water to oil companyâs for far more than that crop will ever make. Most farmers there are doing the same if they have a well thatâs legal to do so.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
None in my family do.
Full time and mostly 365.
Congrats.
The vast majority of farmers rely on off farm income.
I know every area is completely different, but with a closer proximity to urban areas and a lot of tourists/travelers passing through, a lot of farms are transitioning to a value added model. Dairies building creameries and producing/selling milk, ice cream, cheese etc. on site, truck farms with produce stands, folks raising custom beef, pork, chicken, organic egg etc.. and selling directly to the consumers. Poultry co-op owned by the farmers competing very well against the big-ag companies. Lots of restaurants sourcing everything possible from local farms directly. People starting to really consider where the food theyâre eating comes from and the impacts of those choices. Itâs good to see. People sick of being beholden to some middleman buyer/broker whoâs beating them down and turning around and selling for big profits. Food production needs to be a lot more local. Pisses me off to look on a can or package and see âproduced in (not USA)â Edit to add: very few farms around here over 500 acres. Most a lot less. Beef operations, lots of poultry houses, crops, dairy. No hog farming. Lot of family are farmers. 7 days a week. Hard way to make a living but a lot of people have it in their blood. Wouldnât trade for half the hours and twice the money doing something else.
Damn, don't know how I missed this great thread.... maybe because I thought of Wabi when I read the title? anyhow I see Flave is busier than a one legged man in a but kickin contest and winnin.....
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
None in my family do.
Full time and mostly 365.
Congrats.
The vast majority of farmers rely on off farm income.
Farming crops in the Louisiana sugar bowl delta is busy business with the exception of sugar cane . They get some slack time but roll 24/7 during cutting and grinding seasons,
Yeah..and they get 7 cuttings of alfalfa in Arizona.
The point..as always...remains.
Buddy of mine gets on average 7 cuts in NM. Not this year, he had enough water to irrigate twice. He usually farms all summer, buys the other locals alfalfa and hauls in the winter, among other things.
No need for irrigation in our general area for the crops Iâve mentioned including hay.
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Corn, soybeans, wheat, sorghum, oats and sugarcane.
The corn and soybeans can allow double cropping with winter wheat and oats with good timing and favorable weather.
When not cutting and grinding cane in the winter months, the farmers cut back on their seasonal labor, do equipment maintenance and many run cattle on the side,
So farming is seasonal down there too?
Not sure of exactly what youâre asking or the point youâre trying to make.
Hot house truck farming is pretty much year round.
Damn, don't know how I missed this great thread.... maybe because I thought of Wabi when I read the title? anyhow I see Flave is busier than a one legged man in a but kickin contest and winnin.....
He could use a little winning what with being a drunken retard and all. Especially after Ren50 handed him his ass in the "venus dimples" thread. Shut the mouthy little bitch right up quick he did. LMAO
Buddy of mine gets on average 7 cuts in NM. Not this year, he had enough water to irrigate twice. He usually farms all summer, buys the other locals alfalfa and hauls in the winter, among other things.
I don't remember how many cuttings they were getting where I lived in AZ, but running off pivots it was a lot. 10 sticks in my head, but it's been a long time. I had the opportunity to invest in a pivot with a few other guys, but I wasn't in a position to invest that kind of money. Money making venture for sure.
He has some wells but it only covers a small portion of the farm. The problem is you can sell the water to oil companyâs for far more than that crop will ever make. Most farmers there are doing the same if they have a well thatâs legal to do so.
Fracking does take a lot of water and seldom gives back 10% of it on the flow back depending on the reservoir. Then it has to be disposed of.
Two retired Cotten farmers from the Odessa area that I know are leasing their property and are selling some of their water when the opportunity arises.
Damn, don't know how I missed this great thread.... maybe because I thought of Wabi when I read the title? anyhow I see Flave is busier than a one legged man in a but kickin contest and winnin.....
He could use a little winning what with being a drunken retard and all. Especially after Ren50 handed him his ass in the "venus dimples" thread. Shut the mouthy little bitch right up quick he did. LMAO
Well crap.... now I have to read the venus dimples thread..... this is getting difficult, I may have to leave the campfire.... again
Damn, don't know how I missed this great thread.... maybe because I thought of Wabi when I read the title? anyhow I see Flave is busier than a one legged man in a but kickin contest and winnin.....
He could use a little winning what with being a drunken retard and all. Especially after Ren50 handed him his ass in the "venus dimples" thread. Shut the mouthy little bitch right up quick he did. LMAO
Well crap.... now I have to read the venus dimples thread..... this is getting difficult, I may have to leave the campfire.... again
If you get a chance...maybe post a venus link so's I dont have to invest that much time.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
They're teachers, state legislators, mayor, county-commissioner, or whatever other side-hustle can cover health insurance.
The closest thing to "double-cropping" happening here is running in root-veggies on no-till ground post-harvest then turning cattle loose on it over the winter.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
All the dairy farmers say flave was the best AI guy ever.
Not many would stick their head in and spit the bull spooge right where it needed to be. Fewer sitll were willing to suck that mouth full directly from the dispenser.
Ethan is a "full time farmer" and Blackbart is a factory worker.
LOL
Remember the time that you weren't an assweasling shixtbird? That was awesome. No...wait...I can't remember any time your weren't an assweasling shixtbird, you lazy-assed retard.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
That dairy farm schit was hard work.
But planting and rounding up some soybeans twice a year?
Pffffttt. Get real. That's a part time job.
I suppose thats why virtually all Farmers have off farm jobs.
They're teachers, state legislators, mayor, county-commissioner, or whatever other side-hustle can cover health insurance.
The closest thing to "double-cropping" happening here is running in root-veggies on no-till ground post-harvest then turning cattle loose on it over the winter.
I grow corn on the fallow ground so the cows have something to eat.
If you get a chance...maybe post a venus link so's I dont have to invest that much time.
Thanks.
+1 Found it. Edit to add fake news lol. Like tootster farming.
I too went and found that thread..... yep fake news.... but they think they are onto something, pretty funny actually
It certainly has as much relevance and more entertainment value than anything your drunken lying buddy deflave has ever posted. I wouldn't associate with scum like that myself.
If you get a chance...maybe post a venus link so's I dont have to invest that much time.
Thanks.
+1 Found it. Edit to add fake news lol. Like tootster farming.
I too went and found that thread..... yep fake news.... but they think they are onto something, pretty funny actually
It certainly has as much relevance and more entertainment value than anything your drunken lying buddy deflave has ever posted. I wouldn't associate with scum like that myself.
You really are angry. I kinda thought it was an Internet persona, but no.... youâre really angry.
You guys forget that Flave worked on a dairy when he was younger.
All the dairy farmers say flave was the best AI guy ever.
Not many would stick their head in and spit the bull spooge right where it needed to be. Fewer sitll were willing to suck that mouth full directly from the dispenser.
Ethan is a "full time farmer" and Blackbart is a factory worker.
LOL
Remember the time that you weren't an assweasling shixtbird? That was awesome. No...wait...I can't remember any time your weren't an assweasling shixtbird, you lazy-assed retard.
I need to take my son to meet him. I keep saying âyou donât get good grades youâre going to wind up with a scheit job and a scheit lifeâ Be nice to put a face to what Iâm telling him.
I need to take my son to meet him. I keep saying âyou donât get good grades youâre going to wind up with a scheit job and a scheit lifeâ Be nice to put a face to what Iâm telling him.
Gosh Jack, isn't your miracle boy just gonna work for you ? LOL I wore a lot of different hats in my life. Which ones do you think were shyt ?
I need to take my son to meet him. I keep saying âyou donât get good grades youâre going to wind up with a scheit job and a scheit lifeâ Be nice to put a face to what Iâm telling him.
Gosh Jack, isn't your miracle boy just gonna work for you ? LOL I wore a lot of different hats in my life. Which ones do you think were shyt ?
That hat you always wore giving head behind Seven Eleven . LOL
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Did they give you one of them cushion mats to stand on while you toiled away....or did you really have to rough it standing direct on the concrete.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Did they give you one of them cushion mats to stand on while you toiled away....or did you really have to rough it standing direct on the concrete.
#Ihaveseensomeshit
There were no cushion mats while I was climbing utility poles for Time Warner cable. Something your fat ass could never do. No cushion mats when I was working in/on industrial smokestacks either. You stupid fuucks should really quit guessing as to what somebody has or hasn't done in their life.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Did they give you one of them cushion mats to stand on while you toiled away....or did you really have to rough it standing direct on the concrete.
#Ihaveseensomeshit
There were no cushion mats while I was climbing utility poles for Time Warner cable. Something your fat ass could never do. No cushion mats when I was working in/on industrial smokestacks either. You stupid fuucks should really quit guessing as to what somebody has or hasn't done in their life.
Blackie has done it all and better than anyone dontcha know
So what's wrong with being a drunkard? I prefer being drunk over being sober and if I can ever get disbarred I'd devote all of my hours to scotch and vodka.
So what's wrong with being a drunkard? I prefer being drunk over being sober and if I can ever get disbarred I'd devote all of my hours to scotch and vodka.
Amen Brother!
We work more than any other developed country....and think we are "free".
In France, its required that you get drunk at noon.
There were no cushion mats while I was climbing utility poles for Time Warner cable. Something your fat ass could never do. No cushion mats when I was working in/on industrial smokestacks either. You stupid fuucks should really quit guessing as to what somebody has or hasn't done in their life.
Are the cable lines the ones at the top of the poles?
There were no cushion mats while I was climbing utility poles for Time Warner cable. Something your fat ass could never do. No cushion mats when I was working in/on industrial smokestacks either. You stupid fuucks should really quit guessing as to what somebody has or hasn't done in their life.
Are the cable lines the ones at the top of the poles?
There were no cushion mats while I was climbing utility poles for Time Warner cable. Something your fat ass could never do. No cushion mats when I was working in/on industrial smokestacks either. You stupid fuucks should really quit guessing as to what somebody has or hasn't done in their life.
Are the cable lines the ones at the top of the poles?
Damn, don't know how I missed this great thread.... maybe because I thought of Wabi when I read the title? anyhow I see Flave is busier than a one legged man in a but kickin contest and winnin.....
He could use a little winning what with being a drunken retard and all. Especially after Ren50 handed him his ass in the "venus dimples" thread. Shut the mouthy little bitch right up quick he did. LMAO
There were no cushion mats while I was climbing utility poles for Time Warner cable. Something your fat ass could never do. No cushion mats when I was working in/on industrial smokestacks either. You stupid fuucks should really quit guessing as to what somebody has or hasn't done in their life.
Are the cable lines the ones at the top of the poles?
Jackwagon has been a drunken contractor most of his life, JC is a lazy ass part time farmer and deflave has a gov't job doing the bidding of the democrats. LMAO.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
as a power lineman for 35 years who climb poles with my hooks and steel towers too , my first 20 some years we had limited use of a bucket that was used only for hot work " work lines energized " all line work can be dangerous and very hard on your body too. i just had my 4th back surgery with plates and screws ,12 inch cut in stomach, 6 inch cut in back for this surgery it took 9 hours 15 minutes , have had both shoulders rebuilt, steel disc in neck ,knee surgery and need a new knee too. so don`t mess with what any linemen have done its a honest tuff trade we work in all weather conditions and many many hours with no breaks in storms ! here is true example of what linemen may have to do: this happened after my 1st back about year later after that surgery ,about 5 p.m. before we are going have the evening meal with my wife,little son and daughter on Christmas Eve and they are ready to open their kiddy gifts but know they have to eat 1st. i am on call at the power company and its a nasty snowstorm and its below zero -5 maybe that night , we have a 3 phase line out , we find a burned top of pole ,broken /burned pole pin and insulator and its snowin hard so its my turn or whatever line is dead or shorted out because of this pin and insulator,top of pole burned off then the two of us go back to truck again and hand pull a small sliding sled with what we need,chain saw and my climbing gear too, snow is about a foot or more deep and still coming down hard , this all takes time to do to finish. then i climb down at around 12 a.m. still snowing hard, then we go home at around 1:30 a.m. lights are off at my house kids are sleeping i then eat and go to bed . most people have no ideal how hard all line work can be. over many years i got to work with many Viet Nam vets too and the ones that fought in Nam were dang tuff too great guys to work with and that night i had a tuff Viet Nam vet with me who had lost his wife to cancer and was raising his 2 boys by himself . it was are jobs hell or high water and never much help or sleep.
as a power lineman for 35 years who climb poles with my hooks and steel towers too , my first 20 some years we had limited use of a bucket that was used only for hot work " work lines energized " all line work can be dangerous and very hard on your body too. i just had my 4th back surgery with plates and screws ,12 inch cut in stomach, 6 inch cut in back for this surgery it took 9 hours 15 minutes , have had both shoulders rebuilt, steel disc in neck ,knee surgery and need a new knee too. so don`t mess with what any linemen have done its a honest tuff trade we work in all weather conditions and many many hours with no breaks in storms ! here is true example of what linemen may have to do: this happened after my 1st back about year later after that surgery ,about 5 p.m. before we are going have the evening meal with my wife,little son and daughter on Christmas Eve and they are ready to open their kiddy gifts but know they have to eat 1st. i am on call at the power company and its a nasty snowstorm and its below zero -5 maybe that night , we have a 3 phase line out , we find a burned top of pole ,broken /burned pole pin and insulator and its snowin hard so its my turn or whatever line is dead or shorted out because of this pin and insulator,top of pole burned off then the two of us go back to truck again and hand pull a small sliding sled with what we need,chain saw and my climbing gear too, snow is about a foot or more deep and still coming down hard , this all takes time to do to finish. then i climb down at around 12 a.m. still snowing hard, then we go home at around 1:30 a.m. lights are off at my house kids are sleeping i then eat and go to bed . most people have no ideal how hard all line work can be. over many years i got to work with many Viet Nam vets too and the ones that fought in Nam were dang tuff too great guys to work with and that night i had a tuff Viet Nam vet with me who had lost his wife to cancer and was raising his 2 boys by himself . it was are jobs hell or high water and never much help or sleep.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Not for a slimy sword-swallowing shixtbird such as yourself.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Not for a slimy sword-swallowing shixtbird such as yourself.
Damn, don't know how I missed this great thread.... maybe because I thought of Wabi when I read the title? anyhow I see Flave is busier than a one legged man in a but kickin contest and winnin.....
He could use a little winning what with being a drunken retard and all. Especially after Ren50 handed him his ass in the "venus dimples" thread. Shut the mouthy little bitch right up quick he did. LMAO
Damn, don't know how I missed this great thread.... maybe because I thought of Wabi when I read the title? anyhow I see Flave is busier than a one legged man in a but kickin contest and winnin.....
He could use a little winning what with being a drunken retard and all. Especially after Ren50 handed him his ass in the "venus dimples" thread. Shut the mouthy little bitch right up quick he did. LMAO
Everyone has a story about bucking bales or raking hay when they were a kid. Cool.
How many on here are legit full time farmers? Like Big Jim said, most have to supplement with off farm jobs to make the bottom line. How many posters are full time farmers and part time ____ to make the bills?
Lot's of guys have a small field they plant with peas, or alfalfa, or ..... to either draw in the deer, or make some hay from but it's strictly a side gig.
Damn, don't know how I missed this great thread.... maybe because I thought of Wabi when I read the title? anyhow I see Flave is busier than a one legged man in a but kickin contest and winnin.....
He could use a little winning what with being a drunken retard and all. Especially after Ren50 handed him his ass in the "venus dimples" thread. Shut the mouthy little bitch right up quick he did. LMAO
Huh?
#pissweasel
Do you honestly consider yourself a farmer?
I honestly consider you a dipsomaniacal retardate.
Ethan just slammed his Subway sandwich onto the floor and screamed some expletives.
Yup. Threads on the campfire get me so worked up I may stroke out. I'll send you the med bill when I do. I hope your wife doesn't have to work too hard to cover it.
Ethan just slammed his Subway sandwich onto the floor and screamed some expletives.
Yup. Threads on the campfire get me so worked up I may stroke out. I'll send you the med bill when I do. I hope your wife doesn't have to work too hard to cover it.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
I thought that was just a rumorâlike the gunsmithing and retirement and curmudgeonry.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
I thought that was just a rumorâlike the gunsmithing and retirement and curmudgeonry.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
I thought that was just a rumorâlike the gunsmithing and retirement and curmudgeonry.
Blackheart has the curmudgeon's part down for sho.....not a bad thing ... necessarily....
I also must add I am very jealous of all you trophy husbands....
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
I thought that was just a rumorâlike the gunsmithing and retirement and curmudgeonry.
Blackheart has the curmudgeon's part down for sho.....not a bad thing ... necessarily....
I also must add I am very jealous of all you trophy husbands....
Get back on your Sid by side and sip tea wanker.
Is this an insult? sounds gotdamn British to me...... shouldn't you be passed put on claw about now?
Iâm working on it. Trying to get the smell of dead mouses and dog food out of my beard. Maggots bro maggots. All over me. I [bleep] hate rodents now more than ever.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
I thought that was just a rumorâlike the gunsmithing and retirement and curmudgeonry.
Blackheart has the curmudgeon's part down for sho.....not a bad thing ... necessarily....
I also must add I am very jealous of all you trophy husbands....
Get back on your Sid by side and sip tea wanker.
Is this an insult? sounds gotdamn British to me...... shouldn't you be passed put on claw about now?
Iâm working on it. Trying to get the smell of dead mouses and dog food out of my beard. Maggots bro maggots. All over me. I [bleep] hate rodents now more than ever.
Brother Gruff.... just because you are beard deep in maggots and rodents is no excuse for being mean to the "King of the Adirondacks" yes I am takin sides with Blackie against you heathens.... he was nice to me the other day... and ,well friends are hard to come by around here....
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
I thought that was just a rumorâlike the gunsmithing and retirement and curmudgeonry.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not ghey. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. Self loathing can do that to a man. LOL
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not gay. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. LOL
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not gay. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. LOL
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
I thought that was just a rumorâlike the gunsmithing and retirement and curmudgeonry.
He said he âclimbed polesâ for 20 years.
How many sock puppets do you cowardly F A G S have anyway ?
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not gay. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. LOL
Hey now.... leave drinkin problems outta this....
It shows a lack of character and backbone as well as an inability to deal with reality. Understandable why so many here have a problem with it given those facts.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not gay. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. LOL
Hey now.... leave drinkin problems outta this....
It shows a lack of character and backbone as well as an inability to deal with reality. Understandable why so many here have a problem with it given those facts.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not gay. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. LOL
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not gay. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. LOL
Hey now.... leave drinkin problems outta this....
It shows a lack of character and backbone as well as an inability to deal with reality. Understandable why so many here have a problem with it given those facts.
I would say taking unemployment and calling it retirement shows more lack of character and backbone than getting smashed after a long work week. Then again Iâve never taken a dime of free money so what do I know?
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not gay. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. LOL
Hey now.... leave drinkin problems outta this....
It shows a lack of character and backbone as well as an inability to deal with reality. Understandable why so many here have a problem with it given those facts.
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by Blackheart
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by Blackheart
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by Blackheart
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
#brokedickseverywhere
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not gay. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. LOL
Hey now.... leave drinkin problems outta this....
It shows a lack of character and backbone as well as an inability to deal with reality. Understandable why so many here have a problem with it given those facts.
I'm not a part of this particular rabbit trail, but there is nothing I've said on here I would not say in person.
YMMV
But some of us have never posted pics or bought anything to leave a trail and thus lets them say a lot of things rather freely.
I salute the American farmer.
The guys farming deer and putting in a food plot on the weekend, but jump on a farmer thread reliving childhood experiences can jump off a bridge for all I care.
We wouldn't have to worry about it in 40 years. Farms will be Massive. Talking to a guy in Grand Forks ND said they farm 10000 acres. I said holy chit that's a big farm. He said they are they are the smallest farmers in the area. By the way I was on my way back from Long Prairie Minnesota with a load of cull cows. I still get in trucks from time to time because I love it. Kinda nice 45 years experience and they trust me with the fanciest trucks you can Imagine. I built my farm with a love for farming and a lot of hard work. Trucking provided that off farm income I needed.
I worked longer than you've been alive and almost as long as drunk ass Jack's been alive.. I did a lot of hard and sometimes dangerous work. I think I earned some leisure time before I die.
Fellatio isnât work lol
Youâve obviously never seen blackheart give a [bleep].
Neither have you nor anyone else for that matter. On the other hand, I've seen your picture and there's no way in hell you're not gay. It's no wonder you have a drinking problem. LOL
Hey now.... leave drinkin problems outta this....
It shows a lack of character and backbone as well as an inability to deal with reality. Understandable why so many here have a problem with it given those facts.
I would say taking unemployment and calling it retirement shows more lack of character and backbone than getting smashed after a long work week. Then again Iâve never taken a dime of free money so what do I know?
#retardretirement
Yep, I collected unemployment when the Governor shut us down. I paid into it for decades so what of it ? I collected it every winter when I worked for the railroad too, just like everybody else who worked there. It's really none of your goddam business you pathetic, cowardly wretch, just as it's none of your goddam business when I decide to retire. I scrimped and saved for that for decades too. Never wasted money on fancy vacations, hunts in far away places, new vehicles or luxurious homes. Paid for everything in my whole life with cash. Never had a credit card and still don't. I am completely debt free and have been for years. Now I get to do what I want to every day while pitiful slobs like you still have to work and it's eating you up. Well tough fuggin shyt. Maybe if you'd have learned to be a little more frugal and practical you wouldn't have to.
We wouldn't have to worry about it in 40 years. Farms will be Massive. Talking to a guy in Grand Forks ND said they farm 10000 acres. I said holy chit that's a big farm. He said they are they are the smallest farmers in the area. By the way I was on my way back from Long Prairie Minnesota with a load of cull cows. I still get in trucks from time to time because I love it. Kinda nice 45 years experience and they trust me with the fanciest trucks you can Imagine. I built my farm with a love for farming and a lot of hard work. Trucking provided that off farm income I needed.
I got lost in Southern Saskatchewan a few years ago.
I used to be. Then I grew up and quit drinking and smoking. Cold turkey for both. Something most here are obviously incapable of. It takes a backbone. Quit smokin weed when my first daughter was born. Didn't want my kids raised around that stuff. I don't miss or need any of it.
I used to be. Then I grew up and quit drinking and smoking. Cold turkey for both. Something most here are obviously incapable of. It takes a backbone. Quit smokin weed when my first daughter was born. Didn't want my kids raised around that stuff. I don't miss or need any of it.
Canât you also do a cartwheel with your legs and arms bound?
You made coffee for twenty five years in a union job
You made ca ca in your diaper tonight no doubt. Poor stupid Boob Brown. Too dumb to even change the spelling of his words to hide his true cowardly identity. What a man.
And why not. I earned every goddam bit of it you ass hole.
What about the extended "unemployment" under Bidet. That schidt wasn't funded or paid into, it was straight up welfare. Nobody collecting that "earned it".
On standard unemployment I agree, and one winter 20 years ago I partook of it. But it was a far cry from what is happening now. To say otherwise is silly.
And why not. I earned every goddam bit of it you ass hole.
What about the extended "unemployment" under Bidet. That schidt wasn't funded or paid into, it was straight up welfare. Nobody collecting that "earned it".
On standard unemployment I agree, and one winter 20 years ago I partook of it. But it was a far cry from what is happening now. To say otherwise is silly.
Don't know anything about Biden unemployment. Lotta lies and liars around here and you dumb saps buy into it. I don't think the lot of you drunken tards know truth fom lies or reality from fantasy anymore. I told all about my decision to retire last year and I'm not going to do it again. I don't owe you or anybody else here a damn thing. Most folks here get congratulations upon retirement. All I ever got was a rash of shyt so fuuck off.
When you serve up dog turds you canât expect a filet mignon in return.
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind. There are a few here who have been decent and I treat them the same. The rest of you I wouldn't piss on if you were on fire. When I first started frequenting forums like this back in the late 90's I thought anybody who was a conservative and outdoorsman couldn't be too bad. Now I realize 95% of the people in this world are straight up ass holes regardless.
Thanks to all of you philosophers for making yet another campfire thread wonderful reading, luckily most folks know to abandon most threads after the 1st page anyway!!!!
I am learning to embrace the sock puppets...... way more entertaining than say ... Wabi's church threads....
I like Wabi. One of the few here I'm sure I could sit down to dinner with and not stick a fork in his eye. My two best friends and hunting partners since high school are both very religious. To the point that you won't hear them cuss and they won't bend a game law by even a little bit. We have gotten along famously and been a big part of each others lives for near 50 years.
When you serve up dog turds you canât expect a filet mignon in return.
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind. There are a few here who have been decent and I treat them the same. The rest of you I wouldn't piss on if you were on fire. When I first started frequenting forums like this back in the late 90's I thought anybody who was a conservative and outdoorsman couldn't be too bad. Now I realize 95% of the people in this world are straight up ass holes regardless.
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind.
Yeah.
It's not *you*, its everybody else.
Like you're Mr. popular here. LOL. The only fuggin time you show up other than to bash someone is to wax eloquently about your knowledge of covid 19 and you always manage to combine that with a good measure of bashing. Otherwise you don't know shyt from shinola.. You ever been huntin of fishin in your life ? LOL
I am learning to embrace the sock puppets...... way more entertaining than say ... Wabi's church threads....
I like Wabi. One of the few here I'm sure I could sit down to dinner with and not stick a fork in his eye. My two best friends and hunting partners since high school are both very religious. To the point that you won't hear them cuss and they won't bend a game law by even a little bit. We have gotten along famously and been a big part of each others lives for near 50 years.
No doubt Wabi is a good guy..... just that he would bore me to death
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind.
Yeah.
It's not *you*, its everybody else.
Like you're Mr. popular here. LOL. The only fuggin time you show up other than to bash someone is to wax eloquently about your knowledge of covid 19 and you always manage to combine that with a good measure of bashing. Otherwise you don't know shyt from shinola.. You ever been huntin of fishin in your life ? LOL
Lame post is proof of the old theorem:
Ya run inta one @sshole in a day, ya ran inta one @sshole.
Ya run into a dozen @ssholes in a day, *you're* the @sshole.
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind.
Yeah.
It's not *you*, its everybody else.
Like you're Mr. popular here. LOL. The only fuggin time you show up other than to bash someone is to wax eloquently about your knowledge of covid 19 and you always manage to combine that with a good measure of bashing. Otherwise you don't know shyt from shinola.. You ever been huntin of fishin in your life ? LOL
Fubarski does some raging in the stock trading threads.
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind.
Yeah.
It's not *you*, its everybody else.
Like you're Mr. popular here. LOL. The only fuggin time you show up other than to bash someone is to wax eloquently about your knowledge of covid 19 and you always manage to combine that with a good measure of bashing. Otherwise you don't know shyt from shinola.. You ever been huntin of fishin in your life ? LOL
Fubarski does some raging in the stock trading threads.
Ever seen him post anything about guns or hunting or fishing ?
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind.
Yeah.
It's not *you*, its everybody else.
Like you're Mr. popular here. LOL. The only fuggin time you show up other than to bash someone is to wax eloquently about your knowledge of covid 19 and you always manage to combine that with a good measure of bashing. Otherwise you don't know shyt from shinola.. You ever been huntin of fishin in your life ? LOL
Lame post is proof of the old theorem:
Ya run inta one @sshole in a day, ya ran inta one @sshole.
Ya run into a dozen @ssholes in a day, *you're* the @sshole.
You're kind of a nerd aren't ya ? Stuffed in your locker in school. Underwear pulled up to your arm pits every day. Goofy little glasses ? I may well be an ass hole but I like me better than anyone I ever met.
[/quote] You're kind of a nerd aren't ya ? Stuffed in your locker in school. Underwear pulled up to your arm pits every day. Goofy little glasses ? I may well be an ass hole but I like me better than anyone I ever met.
You're off your game, pussy.
That was the part where you was sposed ta threaten ta kick my ass.
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind.
Yeah.
It's not *you*, its everybody else.
Like you're Mr. popular here. LOL. The only fuggin time you show up other than to bash someone is to wax eloquently about your knowledge of covid 19 and you always manage to combine that with a good measure of bashing. Otherwise you don't know shyt from shinola.. You ever been huntin of fishin in your life ? LOL
Fubarski does some raging in the stock trading threads.
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind.
Yeah.
It's not *you*, its everybody else.
Like you're Mr. popular here. LOL. The only fuggin time you show up other than to bash someone is to wax eloquently about your knowledge of covid 19 and you always manage to combine that with a good measure of bashing. Otherwise you don't know shyt from shinola.. You ever been huntin of fishin in your life ? LOL
Fubarski does some raging in the stock trading threads.
Your IQ ever shoots up ta 80, SELL!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Goofy little four eyed desk bound nerd. Hahahaha
Well actually yes, yes it is. I have a nice big lawn, good mountain views all around, a driveway, a utility shed and wood shed, a garage to keep my motorized toys in and my very own pond full of fish. I'm sorry you're stuck in that shyt hole but it's nobody's fault but your own.
My mom is dead and buried you stupid son of a bitch. A better woman you have never known and never will.
BlackFart,
When somebody hits you with a Yo Mama joke, youâre not supposed to reply with the actual, physical location of your mother.
LOL
You friendless old fugk.
Anybody with a shred of decency doesn't bring up or talk about the recently deceased. Moron. I hope you and yours all die a hideous, excruciating death and soon. Sincerely. You are not funny. You're a slug. Own it.
Anybody with a shred of decency doesn't bring up or talk about the recently deceased. Moron. I hope you and yours all die a hideous, excruciating death and soon. Sincerely. You are not funny. You're a slug. Own it.
Anybody with a shred of decency doesn't bring up or talk about the recently deceased. Moron. I hope you and yours all die a hideous, excruciating death and soon. Sincerely. You are not funny. You're a slug. Own it.
And good morning to you as well.
Die deflave. It's the only decent thing you can do for humanity.
Anybody with a shred of decency doesn't bring up or talk about the recently deceased. Moron. I hope you and yours all die a hideous, excruciating death and soon. Sincerely. You are not funny. You're a slug. Own it.
And good morning to you as well.
Die deflave. It's the only decent thing you can do for humanity.
Anybody with a shred of decency doesn't bring up or talk about the recently deceased. Moron. I hope you and yours all die a hideous, excruciating death and soon. Sincerely. You are not funny. You're a slug. Own it.
And good morning to you as well.
Die deflave. It's the only decent thing you can do for humanity.
You're kind of a nerd aren't ya ? Stuffed in your locker in school. Underwear pulled up to your arm pits every day. Goofy little glasses ? I may well be an ass hole but I like me better than anyone I ever met.
You're off your game, pussy.
That was the part where you was sposed ta threaten ta kick my ass.
Forgot your lines. [/quote]
not to get dragged in on this....but you have to give blackie some respect.....he has several guys that pile on him at the same time and he comes back fighting....hes not a quitter.
the mobile phone line has been the best one yet......bob
Dog turds is all I've been served here since day one. I tend not to forget and to respond in kind.
Yeah.
It's not *you*, its everybody else.
Like you're Mr. popular here. LOL. The only fuggin time you show up other than to bash someone is to wax eloquently about your knowledge of covid 19 and you always manage to combine that with a good measure of bashing. Otherwise you don't know shyt from shinola.. You ever been huntin of fishin in your life ? LOL
Fubarski does some raging in the stock trading threads.
Your IQ ever shoots up ta 80, SELL!
I'm embarrassed to say that in the fog of last night, I confused Fubarski with Ribka.
You're kind of a nerd aren't ya ? Stuffed in your locker in school. Underwear pulled up to your arm pits every day. Goofy little glasses ? I may well be an ass hole but I like me better than anyone I ever met.
You're off your game, pussy.
That was the part where you was sposed ta threaten ta kick my ass.
Forgot your lines.
not to get dragged in on this....but you have to give blackie some respect.....he has several guys that pile on him at the same time and he comes back fighting....hes not a quitter.
the mobile phone line has been the best one yet......bob [/quote] The pussies here always gotta fight in packs. A man stands on his own. There are few men here.
There's an old fat woman sits on her porch in town here every day that looks just like ya. You gonna complain about how you only make 700.00 a month while you sit on the computer all day again Conrad ? That is hilarious !
My mom is dead and buried you stupid son of a bitch. A better woman you have never known and never will.
BlackFart,
When somebody hits you with a Yo Mama joke, youâre not supposed to reply with the actual, physical location of your mother.
LOL
You friendless old fugk.
Anybody with a shred of decency doesn't bring up or talk about the recently deceased. Moron. I hope you and yours all die a hideous, excruciating death and soon. Sincerely. You are not funny. You're a slug. Own it.
Originally Posted by Blackheart
You fuggin big pussy dumbasses crow constantly about what toughand intelligent men you are, yet you act like little girls if somebody insults a family member. What a fuggin laugh that is.I'll spell it out for your drunken, retarded ass. Don't tell your wife/kid/mother what was said and they'll never know. Nobody said anything directly to them so it can't hurt their feeling unless YOUR DUMB ASS TELLS THEM ABOUT IT. If you were as big and tough as you claim {LMFAO}, you could handle it without going into a fetal position and sucking your thumb {or hitting the bottle in your case}
nice day here boys, heading outside to soak up some sun and try to make the rem ranch look somewhat presentable. but theres a fridge full of homebrew on the back porch calling my name so we'll see how that works out. ya'll have a blessed day and see ya latah.
My mom is dead and buried you stupid son of a bitch. A better woman you have never known and never will.
BlackFart,
When somebody hits you with a Yo Mama joke, youâre not supposed to reply with the actual, physical location of your mother.
LOL
You friendless old fugk.
Anybody with a shred of decency doesn't bring up or talk about the recently deceased. Moron. I hope you and yours all die a hideous, excruciating death and soon. Sincerely. You are not funny. You're a slug. Own it.
Originally Posted by Blackheart
You fuggin big pussy dumbasses crow constantly about what toughand intelligent men you are, yet you act like little girls if somebody insults a family member. What a fuggin laugh that is.I'll spell it out for your drunken, retarded ass. Don't tell your wife/kid/mother what was said and they'll never know. Nobody said anything directly to them so it can't hurt their feeling unless YOUR DUMB ASS TELLS THEM ABOUT IT. If you were as big and tough as you claim {LMFAO}, you could handle it without going into a fetal position and sucking your thumb {or hitting the bottle in your case}
There's generally an accepted difference between speaking ill about people who are still alive and speaking ill of the dead. Every one of my family members from my wife to my children to my parents have been insulted on here many times. I never worried about it until some boob starts talking about my mother who just passed in February. I just can't believe what a petty little man you are. Congratulations. You're a shoe in for the campfires most petty male {not man } of the year award. I must have stepped really hard on your tiny little pee pee at some point for you to put forth the effort you do following me around.
There's generally an accepted difference between speaking ill about people who are still alive and speaking ill of the dead. What a stupid, pitiful wretch you are. Every one of my family members from my wife to my children to my parents have been insulted on here many times. I never worried about it until some boob starts talking about my mother who just passed in February. I just can't believe what a petty little man you are. Congratulations. You're a shoe in for the campfire most petty male {not man } of the year award. I must have stepped really hard on your tiny little pee pee at some point for you to put forth the effort you do.
Well fugg, I'm awful sorry Blackie. It was not clear to me until you expanded on your original sentiment. I now know that wishing an entire family dead is fine *checks notes*, as long as they're currently alive.
Postmortem they become off limits for any negative comments or longing for *checks notes*
Originally Posted by Blackheart
you and yours all die a hideous, excruciating death and soon. Sincerely
Regarding my tiny little pee pee - its generally accepted that if you touch another guys pee pee (even with your foot) you're a f*ggot.
All sincerity I really am sorry to read your mom died in February.
.....she should have keeled over before she whelped the litter you came out in.
There's generally an accepted difference between speaking ill about people who are still alive and speaking ill of the dead. What a stupid, pitiful wretch you are. Every one of my family members from my wife to my children to my parents have been insulted on here many times. I never worried about it until some boob starts talking about my mother who just passed in February. I just can't believe what a petty little man you are. Congratulations. You're a shoe in for the campfire most petty male {not man } of the year award. I must have stepped really hard on your tiny little pee pee at some point for you to put forth the effort you do.
Well fugg, I'm awful sorry Blackie. It was not clear to me until you expanded on your original sentiment. I now know that wishing an entire family dead is fine *checks notes*, as long as they're currently alive.
Postmortem they become off limits for any negative comments or longing for *checks notes*
Originally Posted by Blackheart
you and yours all die a hideous, excruciating death and soon. Sincerely
Regarding my tiny little pee pee - its generally accepted that if you touch another guys pee pee (even with your foot) you're a f*ggot.
All sincerity I really am sorry to read your mom died in February.
.....she should have keeled over before she whelped the litter you came out in.
Obviously you're even dumber and more pitiful than I thought. If you hadn't been devoting so much time to following me around, you could have read it right here on the fire that you're not gay if you're the pitcher but only if you're the catcher. I'm sure you're well versed in playing both positions. Make no mistake though, I am flattered that you can't get me out of your head.
On the subject of farming. Luckily I quit 5 years ago. Extreme drought here but in the last two days we got about .10 hundreds. Proves it can rain but not much. Sure glad I donât have to work 3 months a year and get all that free easy money. Ed
Yo Jim, you don't understand Oregon blackberries... they will engulf your tractor, barn, truck etc.... if left unchecked
No doubt !
Iâve ripped out almost an acre of briars that was once good pasture ground. Iâve got enough BB to supply every baker on the West Coast.
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Black berries are great. We've got about a 2 acre patch out back here. Not only do they make good pies and jam but they attract rabbits like flies to shyt and rabbits are fine eating too.
Obviously you're even dumber and more pitiful than I thought. If you hadn't been devoting so much time following me around, you could have read it right here on the fire that you're not gay if you're the pitcher but only if you're the catcher. I'm sure you're well versed in playing both positions.
Incorrect Negroheart - you touch a cock that ain't yours, you gots the gay.
Papa must have lied to you on the trips to the bathhouse that your ma turned a blind eye to. Thats NOT how baseball works. Probably also told you its not gay the first time (or the 26th), not gay if you don't kiss, not gay if you cum first.....these are all lies you were indoctrinated with. Its not to late to seek counselling.
Obviously you're even dumber and more pitiful than I thought. If you hadn't been devoting so much time following me around, you could have read it right here on the fire that you're not gay if you're the pitcher but only if you're the catcher. I'm sure you're well versed in playing both positions.
Incorrect Negroheart - you touch a cock that ain't yours, you gots the gay.
Papa must have lied to you on the trips to the bathhouse that your ma turned a blind eye to. Thats NOT how baseball works. Probably also told you its not gay the first time (or the 26th), not gay if you don't kiss, not gay if you cum first.....these are all lies you were indoctrinated with. Its not to late to seek counselling.
I didn't make up the rules the campfire regular brain trust did. Personally I don't put much stock in anything they say. YMMV
Obviously you're even dumber and more pitiful than I thought. If you hadn't been devoting so much time following me around, you could have read it right here on the fire that you're not gay if you're the pitcher but only if you're the catcher. I'm sure you're well versed in playing both positions.
Incorrect Negroheart - you touch a cock that ain't yours, you gots the gay.
Papa must have lied to you on the trips to the bathhouse that your ma turned a blind eye to. Thats NOT how baseball works. Probably also told you its not gay the first time (or the 26th), not gay if you don't kiss, not gay if you cum first.....these are all lies you were indoctrinated with. Its not to late to seek counselling.
I didn't make up the rules the campfire regular brain trust did. Personally I don't put much stock in anything they say. YMMV
Obviously you're even dumber and more pitiful than I thought. If you hadn't been devoting so much time following me around, you could have read it right here on the fire that you're not gay if you're the pitcher but only if you're the catcher. I'm sure you're well versed in playing both positions.
Incorrect Negroheart - you touch a cock that ain't yours, you gots the gay.
Papa must have lied to you on the trips to the bathhouse that your ma turned a blind eye to. Thats NOT how baseball works. Probably also told you its not gay the first time (or the 26th), not gay if you don't kiss, not gay if you cum first.....these are all lies you were indoctrinated with. Its not to late to seek counselling.
I didn't make up the rules the campfire regular brain trust did. Personally I don't put much stock in anything they say. YMMV
Just retire BlackBart. Youâve earned it
Yes I sure did but apparently you're too fuggin stupid to get that..
Obviously you're even dumber and more pitiful than I thought. If you hadn't been devoting so much time following me around, you could have read it right here on the fire that you're not gay if you're the pitcher but only if you're the catcher. I'm sure you're well versed in playing both positions.
Incorrect Negroheart - you touch a cock that ain't yours, you gots the gay.
Papa must have lied to you on the trips to the bathhouse that your ma turned a blind eye to. Thats NOT how baseball works. Probably also told you its not gay the first time (or the 26th), not gay if you don't kiss, not gay if you cum first.....these are all lies you were indoctrinated with. Its not to late to seek counselling.
I didn't make up the rules the campfire regular brain trust did. Personally I don't put much stock in anything they say. YMMV
Just retire BlackBart. Youâve earned it
Yes I sure did but apparently you're too fuggin stupid to get that..