Pretty big storm just blew through.

My wife came in and said she got hit in the head, might have a concussion.

Asked her to grab me a soda from the fridge before she passed out.

She's still not back.

What part of the country are you in?

We had a storm last night that dropped 1 1/4 in of rain and some hail.

Hope she is doing ok.

Give her a hand-held two-way radio - no reason for her to duck out on you like that, despite her perceived discomfort.

I did dial 9-1 on her phone. Told her if she started going down to hit "1". Said I'd let the paramedics in when they got here, if she couldn't make it to the door.

Colorado. I'm sure she's fine. Haven't heard her complaining about anything in almost ten minutes.

Great time to smack her. No one will know.

Wish it would hail here.

You inconsiderate bassturd, no reason for her head to be on a hard surface like that, get her a fuggin pillow.

Are you sure she’s not lying on the kitchen floor?

You might have to fetch your own soda.

I think god already smacked her...
she may be square with the house...

Heck, never thought of that...hey Dassa, watch for trip hazards!

Good thing you spotted that Keith.

Did you ever get your soda?

You might need to go check she didn't leave the fridge door open.

Good call! Luckily I never go to the kitchen, so I was safe.

She eventually showed, asked if I wanted fajitas for dinner.

I said who the he'll orders dinner you have to assemble yourself? We had tacos instead. Well, I had tacos, but since she put it together, I guess she had fajitas.