Besides STX of course.

This is going to be educational.

Dude.

I heard Larry Root did, and that he still transmits.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is inevitably 100% fatal.

Miss Lynn in 1...2...3....

NSU in '72 Vietnam and the Philippines. Learned a lesson then LOL..

Poison ivy on my pecker.
Closest. Bad enough.

Yep...
Went Raw dog on a bytch in Bangor Maine in 86 before I went to Germany.
Met her at the Bounty Tavern.
Gave me NSU.
She probably didnt know she had it either.

Noticed drippy dick bout 4 days later while taking a morming dump.
Went to EMMC
Got rodded... strange feeling getting a med q tip shoved up your crank and twisted.
They asked me about my " contact" to notify her.
Some chick I picked up in a bar and railed.
Dont even remember her name.
She can keep on giving the gift that keeps on giving...

Day later got a call , got a 7 day zithro pack after they gave me a antibiotic shot.


Shoulda wore a jimmy.......
And I didnt fall in love with my 1st shot of poontang and marry it...
And most def have not lived a sheltered life...
LOL!!!

Oh, there has to be a good story behind that....

No, dont sleep with whore sluts, even in my young single days i knew that would a 24 pack of expensive lessons.

That’s why flave got ran out of Havre.

No. I’ve never tested for one in twenty years

Herpes?

Same here

She is transmitted by splooge

I thought that Ford quit making those.

XLT?

The LTD

VarmintBadge drove one

You may look like me MM, meaning, if this dog whore wants to crawl in the sack with my ugly ass the same day you met, who else has this slut serviced this week? ...........easy pass.

Grand Marquis LOL

Hot pursuit, never over 78 mph

Nothing in the world like a good sorry woman gunner.

LOL, i'll keep my money and guns, and take your word for it my Friend.

😄

Learned that later than I should have but last 22 years been comphy

LOL, you bet Buddy.

VarmintJuice

Lmao

Serve in 18th Airborne Corps, 75th Ranger Regiment, or 3rd/7th SFG and the odds are pretty high you’ve been rodded for something. :-)

Painful, VarmintDischarge.

Little mikey wiener had a vaginal yeast infection...

Crabs,punk rock chick,L'Amours, Queens,N.Y. early 80's.

Not everybody is cut out for sport fugking.

Take the easy Road out. See ya

Bull Shít !

You’re mouth is a forest fire of herpes simplex.

Your pussy leaks puss from syphilis.

And your ass - hole hasn’t been without a cock in 20 years.

Prove me wrong

😝🦫

Beav welcomes Digk

BeavBeavBesv


He’s gross

Bobby, do you cheat and keep both eyes open when you and Flave kiss ?

🦫

The bounty... damn. You just brought back some memories. 86... you were 6 years before me.

Sorry.
Worked logging and sawmill.
Big vine on a log in the carriage, Sawyer motioned to get it.
No facilities there. Couldn't wash.

Face, neck, pecker....at least I hadn't rubbed my eyes.

No.

I spent 33 months in south east asia and partook in the "local lovelies" in about 5 different countries and made it out of there without every catching anything!
I was damn lucky -----I told my friends that I got the "Golden Dick Award" for being lucky.
I'm 75 now, so I think I made it disease free!

Teflon...STD’s just slid off.

LOL

🦫

Lol!!!
She was probably still giving the gift that keeps on giving then also.
Show Ring in Brewer also???
Nashville North???

🥴🥴🥴🥴😄😄😄😄😄

Had that twice, sure felt good to scratch it!!!

Your mom sure got around.

LOL

No. Thankfully never drunk nor desperate enough to take a dip in an infested honey pot.

Did you know you can get herpes from a chicks mouth on your crank?

I do now.

LOL

Wtf. I thought that was the safe way when in doubt.

Meh.

Who cares.

Love Gunner's reasoning here:

"If this once in a lifetime, hot chick wants to give ME the best POA I've ever had in my life, she must be a filthy disease ridden WHORE!"

"YUCK!!"


LMAO

Yup. I stay out of the Southern states myself.

got the clap when I was 16, got crabs when I was 24 from a stripper I didn't even screw just crashed in her bed. raid kills them, when I had them I had this green card mescan working for me, when I'd feel one biting me I'd grab it and throw it on him, lol it would piss him off.

got the clap when I was 16, got crabs when I was 24 from a stripper I didn't even screw just crashed in her bed. raid kills them, when I had them I had this green card mescan working for me, when I'd feel one biting me I'd grab it and throw it on him, lol it would piss him off.
sometimes you never know who might have one.

Bobs your uncle

I thought sex on the first date was big plus. What is the world coming to ??!!

That’s the girls I’m asking out.

Does Biden/Harris qualify? Lol

Are cumminscowgirl and Elkslayer the std’s of the campfire ?

BoobBrown got an STD in his ass.

It's Larry Root. He keeps coming back like herpes.

And mathman would know all about Herpes as he's infected dozens of LITTLE BOYS.

AND

Speak of the devil ...

Renegades sock puppet ?

Larry Root has obviously had an STD and it’s never been treated. His dementia proves it.

ttt

How much time ya got?

Yes, I divorced them both.

When i was in Korea in the late 80s a girl in my company was dating a guy from the DMZ . within a couple of weeks 3 guys in my company had STDs . she wasnt pretty by a long shot.....

You would know.

F a g g o t.

LOL

^^^^^^ This

Just one?

From your mouth?

Buckfart IS an STD.

Nope, I stay away from liberal's!

Not sure. X wife gave me a pill & said take it as she had a monkey infection.

I said; you GD dirty sticking fugging whore.

She said; I knew you were going to say that, did you ever think you might have given it to me.

And I said, gulp, no way.

But I took the pill.

#Duck911

Dang.

That ones a coin flip..... him or her......

got the clap once in '91

does that count ?

F U G

'bout lost my ribeye...........

Back when I was stationed on a Coast Guard buoy tender, we made a port call in Port Aransas. About two weeks after that, something that looked like an MMA fighter's cauliflower ear started growing on my helmet. I didn't know what it was, but I asked the corpsman if he wanted to look at it or just give me some penicillin. He couldn't hand me the script quick enough.

real men don't get STD's. They give them.

#chucknorris

I’ll bet ya a bag of Martha White flour it’s a dude

The thick eyebrows? 😂🤪

Looks like someone that works the Walmart’s self checkout area.

Don’t know what to call em.

Just say “hey pod’na. Come enter my birthday so i can get this keystone light 30 pk”


Or a Subway.

"Rodded"

Buddy in high school pretty much described the same scenario .

Said afterwards, would much prefer putting his dick in something, than the other way around.

Always carried a head gasket for his hot rod after that.

One Jewish guy talking to another about STD's.
"Not to worry Isaac, I've heard that it is a disease of the gentiles."