Oracle achieved. - 24hourcampfire

Bingo.

as the Bunny said.

That's all folks.

Remember to drink your Ovaltine.

Haven't had any in years, wish there was a jar in the pantry, I'd go get a glass.

Then again, that milk thread has me to thinking. Maybe an old fart like me has no need of drinking milk?

I like beer!!

Another certificate to hang on your man cave wall.

Congrats 🎈

🦫

Congrats! I'm snapping at your heels. Just rolled 10K. Officially a "Bwana".

Woulda got the pic up sooner..
But the thread was started like 5hrs ago.
1 am ish Tn Time.
Twas sleeping....

Congrats!!!
Made man!!!
Untouchable!!!!

👍👍👍👍👍😁

Extra impressive because you usually use 300 words to say something as simple as “good morning.”

Don't forget you owe it all us little people you stepped on on the way up.

But you're on top now. [Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

And, you get to use the executive washroom. [Linked Image from mendotraintony.com]

when do you get your "Wheaties" box?

Oracle? Did you get your smarts back yet?

An Oracle from Modoc County? A contradiction in terms if there ever was one.

Woooo boy......

Now you can go to the three legged sack races

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Haven't had any in years, wish there was a jar in the pantry, I'd go get a glass.

Then again, that milk thread has me to thinking. Maybe an old fart like me has no need of drinking milk?

Remember when Ralphie finally got his decoder ring?

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Haven't had any in years, wish there was a jar in the pantry, I'd go get a glass.

Then again, that milk thread has me to thinking. Maybe an old fart like me has no need of drinking milk?

Remember when Ralphie finally got his decoder ring?

My middle daughter dated a boy once that had never seen the show.

Yeah he's no longer around.

Overachiever !

It is lonely up here.[img]https://marketingcraftsmanship.file...se-man-guru-mountain-top-photo.jpg?w=500[/img]

Originally Posted by wabigoon

It is lonely up here. [Linked Image from marketingcraftsmanship.files.wordpress.com]

Originally Posted by wabigoon

Don't forget you owe it all us little people you stepped on on the way up.

But you're on top now. [Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

Do you talk to your mistress on Google Voice?

Thanks Fc!

Yup.

Originally Posted by BobBrown

Originally Posted by wabigoon

Don't forget you owe it all us little people you stepped on on the way up.

But you're on top now. [Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

Do you talk to your mistress on Google Voice?

25,717 UNREAD emails

gawd, wtf

Awaiting your wise words, oh Oracle of the West
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Congratulations. The Fire software will now permit you to type the word chimpanzee.

Go ahead. Give it a try. Only those who've obtained the rank of Oracle are given that privilege. It's a sort of secret handshake that shows you've made it.

[bleep]

Not for me it won’t.

Originally Posted by slumlord

[bleep]

Not for me it won’t.

You have to make a special application to Rick. He might not realize you became an Oracle.

I’ll just call him during his 5star breakfast.

Originally Posted by slumlord

Originally Posted by BobBrown

Originally Posted by wabigoon

Don't forget you owe it all us little people you stepped on on the way up.

But you're on top now. [Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

Do you talk to your mistress on Google Voice?

25,717 UNREAD emails

gawd, wtf

You know you're old when...

...you bookmarked two different "Obituaries" sites.

Sorry Wabigoon, and congrats Valsdad.

Have you added this digital badge to your LinkedIn profile yet?

Did you get your free turkey? 😊

Originally Posted by renegade50

Woulda got the pic up sooner..
But the thread was started like 5hrs ago.
1 am ish Tn Time.
Twas sleeping....

Congrats!!!
Made man!!!
Untouchable!!!!

👍👍👍👍👍😁

Street cred fo' sho bruh.

Originally Posted by navlav8r

Did you get your free turkey? 😊

No.

To whom do I send the reminder?

I was hoping renegade would set me up with all that info.

[bleep]

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Congratulations. The Fire software will now permit you to type the word chimpanzee.

Go ahead. Give it a try. Only those who've obtained the rank of Oracle are given that privilege. It's a sort of secret handshake that shows you've made it.

You're a sneaky one.

chimpanzee

and, while no longer the Smartest Man on the Campfire............................................

was smart enough to figure out how you did that!

Originally Posted by navlav8r

Did you get your free turkey? 😊

Gotta be careful throwing the “Free” word around here...You’ll cause a stampede of geezers with canes and walkers, fighting like gladiators over a coupon.

🦫

Originally Posted by slumlord

Woooo boy......

Now you can go to the three legged sack races

Really?!

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Congratulations. The Fire software will now permit you to type the word chimpanzee.

Go ahead. Give it a try. Only those who've obtained the rank of Oracle are given that privilege. It's a sort of secret handshake that shows you've made it.

You're a sneaky one.

chimpanzee

and, while no longer the Smartest Man on the Campfire............................................

was smart enough to figure out how you did that!

Bwahahaha!

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Congratulations. The Fire software will now permit you to type the word chimpanzee.

Go ahead. Give it a try. Only those who've obtained the rank of Oracle are given that privilege. It's a sort of secret handshake that shows you've made it.

You're a sneaky one.

chimpanzee

and, while no longer the Smartest Man on the Campfire............................................

was smart enough to figure out how you did that!

Bwahahaha!

Meh,

Easy 'nuff !

chimpanzee

I think you're in the running for Smartest Man this season.

I might even put in a good word for a Canuck. Maybe Montreal even wins a Cup this year? Bring it back to Canada, eh?

Oh wait, you're not a real Canuck, you're an Aussie Canuck.

Ah heck, all part of Queenie's empire, so all is good.

Originally Posted by New_2_99s

Meh,

Easy 'nuff !

chimpanzee

Only because you're an Oracle.

Im purt near out of BS.....doubt I can even make Kahuna.

Originally Posted by hookeye

Im purt near out of BS.....doubt I can even make Kahuna.

Look for threads that get your dander up (Hint)

Then just post an angry face emoji (laffin)

You can do it.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by New_2_99s

Meh,

Easy 'nuff !

chimpanzee

Only because you're an Oracle.

Well, there is that, of course !

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Originally Posted by navlav8r

Did you get your free turkey? 😊

No.

To whom do I send the reminder?

I was hoping renegade would set me up with all that info.

[bleep]

You don’t know?!?!?
Are you sure you attained your Oracle status legitimately or was it through Dominion’s machines? 😊

chimpanzee

apetits

Originally Posted by navlav8r

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Originally Posted by navlav8r

Did you get your free turkey? 😊

No.

To whom do I send the reminder?

I was hoping renegade would set me up with all that info.

[bleep]

You don’t know?!?!?
Are you sure you attained your Oracle status legitimately or was it through Dominion’s machines? 😊

Hey, I just type scheidt on this computer and some algorithm adds 'em up.

Well, I'm not a computer dude, but I think that's how it works.

By Jove, I think he's got it!

Fuck, another subscriber to the power of the oracle !

The more the merrier?

Yeah, true Geno !

As long as they're not faggots !

This oracle is some serious power !

Let's ya tell the Homos, to get their shit outta dodge !

We need some new peons!

Who's gonna do the heavy liftin'?!

Originally Posted by slumlord

chimpanzee

apetits

I see you contacted Rick and got authorization to type chimpanzee

Keyboard perk of Oracle

What about the secret handshake?

Dutch Rudder proly

Some folks got lots to comment about

Congrats make sure Rick remembers to bump up your next paycheck!!

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Congratulations. The Fire software will now permit you to type the word chimpanzee.

Go ahead. Give it a try. Only those who've obtained the rank of Oracle are given that privilege. It's a sort of secret handshake that shows you've made it.

You're a sneaky one.

chimpanzee

and, while no longer the Smartest Man on the Campfire............................................

was smart enough to figure out how you did that!

I’m pretty sure, now that Kingston succumbed to Covid, you’re once again the smartest man on the fire again. Beav can verify.

Originally Posted by ready_on_the_right

Some folks got lots to comment about

Congrats make sure Rick remembers to bump up your next paycheck!!

Paycheck, paycheck?????????????????

Where's MINE!!!!!

Congrats on that achievement. Be cautious though, @ 10 or more hits per day you start sounding goofy. At 15/day your cheese has departed the cracker.

#qualityoverquantity

mike r