Beavers wifey tossed out an “Omaha” audible and suggested we take our small family to the property instead of partying with family on the Coast.

Umm, okay, but why ? Wifey said dog boy, our Danner Boot, is still recovering from heat stroke that he suffered several days ago, plus he hates fireworks...Wifey wants a calm and quiet July 4th for her doggie.

I was okay with it, sorta, because at least my BlackStone Griddle that Flavor’s thread made me buy was supposed to be delivered...

Unfortunately, UPS fûck’s, didn’t get it done...I’m sans a griddle on the property with a barely ambulatory fur baby and a wife who thinks our first 4th of a July at the property will still be fun.

Only upside...I stuffed two coolers full of beverages, steaks, ribs and chicken.

Did I mention my griddle didn’t arrive.

FML

Hope you have a good 4th, gents

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Bit of work, brisket and beans, axis burgers, ribs, scouting for coues deer, golf on TV, beer while doing a rain dance....

Kayaking and shooing for 3 days. Grilled steaks, fat sandwiches, and playing with the dogs in the water.
We start tomorrow morning.

Working tomorrow, and likely half day Sunday. Hopefully grill some good foodSunday afternoon and evening. Back to work Monday. Two jobs have to be finaled out on Tuesday and it’s gonna take kicking some ass to get them there. Gonna be some hurt feelings more than likely.

Im staying off the lake cause it too crowded . The towns having fireworks , cakewalk and karaoke at the community center . Wont be any Democrat's there either .

I saw enough "fireworks", in artillery US Army Reserve.

Fishing with a family from Oklahoma, them my son's birthday party, then a 24 hour shift at my other job starting at midnight.

No plans. Just playing it as it lays.

Set off a schitt ton of fireworks and piss off neighbors for blocks all around

Just working at the property for couple days. Took Tuesday off so we can go to the local fair with the kid. She loves tractor pulls.

Nothing fun. House/ yard crap.

Breaking in the hammock chair at the lake place.

You have one of those "PTSD vet lives here" signs up?

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Party, Amusement park, fireworks, shoots, and binge some morally grey movies.

Childish...

Yup. Fun too

Working on my Solar Panel Battery Pack so when I get it finished i will have Quiet power 24 hrs a day at my property in Arizona.

#winning

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Sometimes you are no fun at all Wabi

SaaaaWeeeet !

PornHub is running a 2 for 1 thru the 5th...Said Rene50

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Oh, the black powder golf ball cannon is also on the agenda.

So is kayaking, grilling, shooting, mowing, and Lily pad king of the hill time.

Elk steak on the grill and detail a used shotgun I bought for my 13yo great nephew. Oh, and beer.

I live in S.E WIsconsin . Today I drove to Alexandria Bay New York and sitting in a very small motel. I am meeting some cousins that have a small place here. I have not seen some of them in 29 years . We have my uncles boat ready but there is rain in the forcast so we might not get much fishing in. It wil be nice to see my cousins , and may likely be the last time cause I dont get to New York ,EVER!.

I plan to we watching these with the teenage daughters, so we'll skip the porn hub.

Looking forward to a drive in the mountains taking the wife and mom to see waterfalls. BBQ's of course. Be plenty of inane and pointless threads to post later.

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Guess the amusement park should have been a “sign”

Sheesh !

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The hammock chair is awesome!!!! You put one end up high, there other lower and straight out and just kick back in it.

I need to make a beverage holder to stick in the ground next to it.

That hammock deserves its own thread.

LOL

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Porn Hub mehhhhhh...

XNXX 👍👍👍

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Going shooting
3 virgin firearms.
M70 ZPAP AKM
FN 15 carbine
Winchester 140 semi SG


Then cleaning firearms.
Which I like doing also.
Clean guns wont let you down at the worst time.



Then get annoyed by neighbors shooting fireworks....

Go twenty-five more miles north along the river and you’ll hit my hometown.

I have two 6 pound pork shoulders rubbed and waiting to be smoked Sunday… friends and neighbors… Will shoot with the boys tomorrow.

I'm going to keep about sixty five dogs all calm cool and safe.

Put 200 ears of corn in the freezer

Baling hay.

Going fly fishing tomorrow. Sunday headed to a friends house to drink and barbecue some tomahawk ribeyes.

Enjoy your weekend gentlemen.

Cookout at church after service then home to avoid the crowds and traffic. We pretty much hermit up on the holiday weekends.

WTH is a cakewalk?

Yeah, I may bale hay.

Babysitting the grandson tonight, just got home from playing volleyball with friends. Youngest son set lines in the river so maybe go help him run them at daylight. Have 3 rifles set out to do load development when I get back. Going to a good friend’s around noon for a pool party and bbq.

Sunday I plan on shooting pistols and messing with the garden early. Going to either the river or pool the rest of the day.


Monday is wide open.

Cook a few hotdogs
Watch for fires from drunk/high hoodrats
Watch for stray bullet hits on house and vehicle

Oh lawd. You gotta get out more.

It’s when the old ladies of the community make bomb ass cakes to sell at high prices to raise money.

Be on the lookout for the “pineapple upside down cake “ Mrs Retha makes. Oooo-weeee

It’ll hit for you about Fiddy though.

🐟 fishing, eating, hanging out, wife has to work today and Monday, having about a doz friends over to watch the fire works here on the lake Sunday!

Decorated the lake place fireplace.

The fish were not cooperating this morning.

Good weekend to be inside...

Beaver is intrigued by this because it looks like a big COCK.

LOL

Working

Working.

Will probably set some fountain type fireworks off on the edge of my pond after dark.

Sumnabitch!

LOL
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Brats, dogs, burgers with coleslaw, chips and dip here and trying really hard to ignore the wetback kids in a 4 wheeler with a Mexico flag on it tearing up the empty lot next door...oh and competing ghetto cars with the bass.

Tell them Cinco de Mayo is May 5th

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We have, for 15 years, headed into town (Sandpoint Idaho) for breakfast and the parade. This year we planned to head over to Clark Fork's parade. Latest is we will remain up here on the mountain having carnitas for lunch and burgers for dinner. The yard needs a mowing as well.

Pulled pork and jalapeno, lime and cilantro coleslaw tomorrow.

Headed for the Oregon coast Monday.

Lot's of yard work tomorrow, make hamburgers early evening and take a plate of burger/BBQ beans/chips to the nursing home, then watch the neighbors two pastures over blow $800 on their annual fireworks show. Simple, but I ain't complaining.

Whew!

Last night was fresh striped bass just out of Lake Cumberland. Along with the usual pot luck.

Tonight was baby back ribs at a second location, more potluck, complete with fireworks.

Told wife on the way home tonight, her driving of course that I wanted to grill a steak tomorrow night. She told me we had one more party tomorrow night.

We have some great fun loving friends, but how much more cole slaw, baked beans, & Bud Light can I take?

Whine whine.

Wear your seatbelt.

I am invited to my son's house to bring my tools and fix a toilet seat.

This means I will see my 4 little grandkids.

#sexonthebeach

Got the family out on the water this morning before it got into the 90's

Work around the GF’s yard again. Trying to get the disaster are cleaned up before moving her trailer to town.
The heat almost got me yesterday. Today I won’t over do it.

Wheelbarrows aren’t made for 6’4 dudes. I should hire me a midget or Irishmen, scratch that idea, I don’t want to buy him whiskey 😂 or kick his mouthy ass.

Low key celebration last night. Took an old friend out to dinner for her 80th birthday. After dark, I capped the birthday party with some fireworks in the backyard. When I dropped the old gal off at her house, she gave me her father's well-used Remington sheath knife. He was a beagle man from long ago. No telling how many cottontails that knife had skinned out.

1- Stay inside mostly, it will be well over 100%

2- Grill some beef
I am thawing some A-5 Waygu filet mignon, cut in to 2" Kebobs.

There are things around the house that I COULD do, but nothing I have to do today. Did the work yesterday---mesquite smoked about 40 pounds of pork tenderloins, ribs, and a tenderloin roast. Today I may just enjoy an adult beverage in the pool and have some killer grub.

Cook ribs, beans, tater salad.

Put up with the fireworks BS

I'm gonna get schit faced.

I found a bottle of Wild Turkey I had been hiding from myself.

More water time



And you fuggers better be dressed appropriately for the 4th

I was gonna swath hay.


Until a renter called this morning with water backed up in basement septic drain.


#livingthedream




Beautiful man goalie, jealous!

I’m gonna watch “The Patriot” with ole Mel Gibson in it tonight

See if I can spot Kaywoodie in the battle scenes.
He’s in there somewhere as one of the extras.

Because I'm in the eastern Bay Area, I am going with the traditional festive meal for the day honoring the triumph of the white man over the red man paving the way for the establishment of this great nation: Indian food.

I do love pakora and paneer.

Without googling, I'm going to assume that's pork with a lot of curry?

Canning 4 bushel of green beans water bath method they started boiling at 9pm going to be a long night have to be at work at 7:30am

I got schit faced.

I’m off today, enjoying my guvmint holiday, might load some 358’s later.

What the hell you got a .358 for hanco?

What a loser.

Hogs?

In Minnesota they would describe this man as "well tanned."

I have to defend myself from pigs at times.




I have a pair of 358’s, got my eye on another.

Probably some of those cotton rats hung up in the line!!

Did ya get it opened up and figgered out?

Lookin' good hanco.

Lookin' good.