One’s I’ve run across being out and about. Not all from my locale. See some while I’m traveling. My daughter calls them
“Murder Vans” 😃
Finally got enough to start a thread. I take pics of anything as such.

Something inane worthy for Friday, not every square will get it.

Contribute if you like.

And....Kalispell special:

I had a "sin bin" E150 in the late 70's, had to borrow moms car to pick up dates.

Hookeye asked me to keep an eye out for a chevy SafariVan

Does Varmitguy's Ford LTD stationwagon count?

#1 and #2 questionable as to their utility for, as your daughter puts it, a murder van. Too much crap in the back to get business done.

The rest would be serviceable.

Especially Kalispell van!

I watch a lot of the ID channel "dead people programs" (as my wife calls them).

Another season or two and I'm thinking I'm going to open a Detective Agency. Catch them bad folks afore the coppers do, cash in on the ree wards..

Beav's givin up paintin'

Prolly has a candy man van or three he'd let go.................cheap mebbe eeben.

Ive been watching the Youtube 4x4 lift/ upgrade stuff to the AWD safari vans.

Be a cool hunting rig to camp out overnight on weekend hunts

Why not a Tacoma or 4 Runner with an overland tent set up?

Buffalo Bill's Van was nice.

Old friend of mine, avid hunter, shooter, archer, fisherman, paraplegic due to combat injuries incurred as a U.S. Marine in Vietnam, bought a brand new GMC van back in the late '70s and had it converted to true 4 wheel drive w/ low-high range transfer case, power lift for his wheelchair and hand controls for brakes and throttle.

Yeah id ditch the AWD and go w a reg T case.
Seen em w solid front axle conversions too ( safari/ astro )

There are a few full size GM vans converted to 4wd around my town.

Even saw some done on new vans back in the day.

Does anybody still have an Ass Troll Van that runs? LOL

Around here it's 1970's motorhomes . OMG I can't believe the garbage I see abandoned on the side of the road. First night someone takes the tires off it or steals the battery. Second night everything comin outa that bitch. Tina's clothes and meth cook kit all over the road and in the ditch.

my parents bought a customized econoline in the 80's when they retired. it was a decked out shaggin' wagon. they drove that thing all over the US. by the time they passed away and we were selling it, it was prime creeper van material. don't see many of those on the roads up here anymore. they rotted to nothing.

I saw an old Ford like that one for sale here a few months ago.
It was the 4-wheel drive version with the 460 Engine.

I was thinking “Mobile Deer Blind”. 🤠

Have you ever heard anyone say "If this Tacoma with an overland tent set up is a rockin', don't come a knockin'"?

Of course not.

Never goes over 64.5........

My Dads windowless Ford van makes me feel like a total weirdo but it’s actually pretty bitchin and the all wheel drive system is decent

I know the usefulness of vans. I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to be in one.

It's "informative murder porn" for those in the know

So long as you don’t find a clown wig stashed inside it look’s like you’re good to go!

The holy grail for creepy cargo vans was the E-350 with the 7.3 and 4wd. You can bash and stash some bodies in that thing then hook up to your boat or backhoe, whichever the situation calls for.

Friend had one of those for his Company Truck. That thing would haul ass!

Friend had one of those for his Company Truck. That thing would haul ass!

Maybe I am the 🤡

Good grief, that first one really does have "Mr fix it all" a few feet behind the hinge screwed to the outside of the driver's door.

Did A-team every have a 4wd van?

Kinda like on Dukes Hazzard, 4wd general lee.

WTF was it previously? A diaper service?


Reminds me of the coloreds that used the old Coca-Cola trucks for pulp wooding.

Be a red truck with white wave out in the logging woods

😂

Somebody posted a charcoal sketch of a Coca Cola pulp wood truck on here once.

Prolly Kaywoodie. 🤣😂

FFS...Call 911

The long frames are never a Chevy product.

C'mon man! You know the thing

Don't take this seriously!
LOL

😂

I don’t like those vidjas wit that there Metallica rapping coon tune music


-Sharpsman

Careful.

Quigley will get mad and leave for the 5th time.

Hardcore. That's the real deal. Dude is down for some serious abduction work. Probably has rope, shovel, chemical to put somebody to sleep, etc.

No chit

Double points

Bridge creeper

Jon Benet starter kit

Double sheesh!

Now I want a van with side pipes.

On come on guys, my travel hunt fish van is a chevy 3500 Quigley 4x4 Duramax diesel that is white. It runs great and pulls what I need it to - and where I need it to. Now for the creep factor, when you open the the side door the first thing you see is a metal shelf drawer unit with built-in microwave and inverter. Then if you are persistent and poke your head in you will quickly notice a queen size memory foam bed. Now admittedly I try to avoid playgrounds as much as possible but with 16 grandchildren all in a small town sometimes I will pull up and load or unload several children. Creepy huh!

Pretty sure the BangBus is PWV ( plain white van)

Looks like the popo to me. Most narc units have one to haul CI's around in to drop off to make buys from dope houses and low-level jump outs.

I'd like to find one of the 'Murder Vans', in good shape at fire sale price to convert into a shooting range truck. I could load all of my gear , bench rest, sand bags, target backers target stands, shooting stools. Maybe even set it up with a generator for A?C in the summer and heat in the winter, well heck thrown a refrig and a hot plate for coffee.

We call them kidnapper vans. And everyone knows exactly what you mean

i heard people used to ride around in the back of those things, sitting on bean bag chairs, listening to foghat 8 tracks, drinking mad dog 20/20 and smoking weed out of huge bongs until they threw up out the side door. or so i heard.

A few years back late at night I pulled into a parking spot outside a motel in Santa Cruz Ca. A white van next to me has its side door open where I could see lengths of surgical tubing and two big coolers. A guy inside reached to the door handle and slowly pulled it shut.

Never thought I'd hear myself say I liked an Astro Van, but here it is...

I like it!

I’ll be durn

All this time, been jamming to Stevie Nicks and Heart....and whiney ladyrock.

What is this Foghat dude? Any good?

A guy I knew in high school had a Dodge 1/2 ton with a camper on the back. All the heads would climb in during lunch break and smoke dope right there in the parking lot of the school. F u c k i n g principal would come out there and walk around sniffing the air, but he couldn't see into it. They never got caught. Always waited 'til he went back inside and then fell out of the thing like Cheech and Chong or those dudes with Spicolli on Fast Times.

i heard the bad kids had black lights in those those vans, smoked something called thai stick and had dark side of the moon going full blast out of jensen triaxles too.

Watched the Bad News Bears in Breaking Training last weekend with my sons. It was good for a couple of yucks. California to Texas with a 14 year old driving a 1972 Ford Club Wagon. Rock on.

You heard right. Those triaxials were the bomb.

Walter Matthau is one of my fav actors.

Grumpy old men is LOL.

Mebbe if he did some westerns Wabi would like him.

Good movies Big Dave!!! Funny as hell !

Guess I'm a murder porn fan!

Thanks Skanky.

Red Mountain and Boone's Farm brother.

Real creeper vans used to be bread trucks:

Had three of those dodge vans, white, green, and red. all I drove for years, wish dodge still made them.