Elvie.com
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Elvie Pump

The world’s first silent wearable breast pump.
Fits in your bra, and your life.
No tubes. No wires. No noise.

Single
Double
$ 499.99

You have no idea what a breast pump is, do you?

Probably not, but they better include them in their marketing and instructions if they want to avoid arousing the Woke Police.

I do! mom used hers all the time.

Any real man would suck em and spit that sheit in a bottle!

There’s a market for selling breast milk to bodybuilders. Not in the original packaging, though.

I remember that they make breasts that a man can wear so he can breastfeed a baby!

Thought it was another 6.5 or 270 thread