What is your guess?

Get out of jail free card.

Given the way the fire's gone lately - realistic sex doll or a backup generator.

A menorah?

Corn Hole board.

A 12” dick???

A 6.5 CM.

Knee grow

A kegerator

Cowboy hat.

I have a fermentation chamber. Thinking keezer is next.

Been eying up the Spike Solo lately too.

A dictionary?

Second home.

A thesarsus?

Original Ronco pocket pussy????

Tube of butt glue?

A 99 percentile IQ.

Guess I could have used Kaywoodie's word lookie up and spelling thing.

You know the brand name? Hmmmm.

Church Key

Ruh roh, wealth inequality here we come.

But I try not to flaunt it.:)

A bidet

Doctorate degree?

A gold of silver coin or round.

Best if not confused with the kitchen Magician !! That minces, dices, and slices!!!

drill bit for drilling out crankshaft oil galleys on a big block Mopar.

10mm socket.

90% of us own one, we just don't know where it is

Suppressor

I’m a winner, I got one!

Pet Big Red Angry Wasp

Damn it, I sure wish I hadn't started this thread because all the answers are good.


But, here is the first clue.

It started out as a tree.

an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle!

A brush pile?

I'm special, I have 2 of those.

kwg

With tires?

where either one is.....

2x4 !

A cane patch

A slave?

LOL

(Started out as a tree)

A Ford door hinge wrench.

Petrified rock. What did I win?

A Thong?

A Job...

How about a slingshot

A gun with an actual wood stock.

Does it have a string tied to it, or tape wrapped around it?

- Does that keep you from falling in?

Don’t know; ain’t got one.

Wooden leg?

A self bow?

I have potential, with a half dozen or more beetle kill spruce to come down.

Billions worth of paper money!

Cigar store Indian?

Here is a corn hole board! Has light for playing at night

18 year old granddaughter seems to have a fascination. She has three sets of those.

I wonder if I should be worried. But she does not have any that are self illuminated.

Popiels Pocket Fisherman?

A mask,

A bichon frize,

A Honda Ridgeline

Stock in CNN.

Started out as a tree,......🤔🤔🤔

I'm stumped. 💁‍♂️

Thou shalt not cornhole thy neighbor's......



More hints?

A bigger tree?

How about a canoe, the dugout type?

Second clue.

Gun powder was used.

Musket.

A 9 incher?

Damn! I own five! 🤣

Butt glue?

A canon?

A wooden nickel

Bow and arrow.

LOL. Ye Old Reprobate! 😬

A paid-off house

😂

1‰ own it
It started as a tree
Gunpowder was used

Hmmmm.

You are the thinking man, Carl.

Class III
Ha , didn’t see the clue

Oh hell yeah!
After that food & beer is easy.

Oil well.

Well Rem, how long you gonna leave us hangin!

Before the clue, I was going with 3rd nipple

Hopefully not as long as Kingston's gun reveal.

I was gonna guess Wooden Leg, but someone beat me to it.

A musket.

OK, I'll hurry things up a bit. It's not like there's a big prize or something.

Next clue


Digital Dan has ONE of these.

I figured Kaywoodie nailed it with Muzzleloader several pages ago.

OK, so you can all go to bed.

Next clue.

It doesn't weigh much, but it carries a lot of weight.

I still have one of those here somewhere.

An opinion

Air Cav hat?

Or douchey stetson

My old man has his on the dresser but he doesn’t wear it to the mailbox or to mow the yard

Ironwood cock

Those were made of Beaver. 😜

Next clue.

Everyone that owns one,
Is very proud of it.

Are the clues intended to be Sharps on the point?

Cannon?

I ain’t tellin’.

I guess the op figured we were due for another attention whore post., We're past the mid year point I guess.....

We need pics! 🤠

If you ain’t Cav, you ain’t chitt!!!

Neal! I said dictionary!!! 🤣

Next to the last clue.

You wore a hat while you were earning it.

Danny,

You and I both know that if you don't have one, you ain't S. H. I. T.

Eagle Scout

Bull or Bronc riding belt buckle

OK, I gotta go pick my grandkids so here we go.

It started out as a tree and became paper.

Gunpowder was burned in boot camp.

It doesn't weigh very much but carries a lot of weight and

Digital Dan will tell you he proudly


OWNS a DD 214!

This has been fun and so many great answers.

But throughout our great American history, only about ten percent of our population has stood up and took up arms to defend this great country.

And to all of you DD 214 owners,

Thank you.

W. Bill

😳😬🤠

No tires this time around.

kwg

I have 3 DD214's And an NBG Form 21.

kwg

Slow Learner?


I had to say it, ThankYou for your service!

You own a 12" dick? You go girl....

significant insight into reality?

A graduate degree, masters or doctorate.

A Certificate of Ordination in the Ministry? I have one AND a DD214, ha I "do not" have a Hanco Special! His poor wife....

A job.

Mine is in the lock box at the bank. Probably THE most important paper in all my records.

It was 10% not 1%?

Sheesh.
Hold into the salad.

Actually, Carl, it depends on which years you build the graphics. But the long and short of it is, 90% of the United States population live free due to the 10% that are willing to offer up 100%.

Not everyone can haul Chinese made crap across the country.

Hats off to those who have one!

That's great material, factually incorrect and intellectually deficient of value, yet great nonetheless.

Only point being, regardless of the subject matter, question was posed at 1% and solution provided at 10%.

Sheesh
Hold into the SockPuppet, idiot.

So, what's the prize for the winner?

It is correct that about 1% serve in the military - at any one time. The number of living veterans might bring that up to 10%, but that's only a guess.

I was a rare breed: a 1% of 1% of 1%. Huh? Well, 1% of the population was active duty. Of those, only 1% were pilots, and of all pilots, only 1% were FACs.

I love taking those Veteran Only parking spots at Lowe's.

You hang out there with your - Yo Trabajo - sign?

It seems like a lot more than 10% of us got drafted back in the day but I suppose it could be. GD

Nice - I'm a 1% er now.

IIRC when I went in, there were only like 1300 of us in my community total out of 330k in the Navy? Give or take.

There was a time that DD was part of a group totaling about .005% of the population.........

A unique group of talented mis-fits..

A group which was directly responsible for near 1/6th of the total USofA economy.......

He may very well have 'saved your life' before.

Or at least 'told you where to go'........

For sure.

Hmmmm, you just lost me there Travis.

I hope you are kidding.

Dad is just happy to be off the Inactive Reserves.

Lowe's and Home Depot both have parking spots reserved solely for veterans. Not necessarily disabled vets, not those with any other quals, but vets in general. I highly doubt they would care if an active duty guy or some other disabled person parks there, but the sign says veteran parking only.

Pandering.

I absolutely wouldn't park in the veterans spots (like you know who), but, I whip right into the Pro spots! Haa haa haa haa haa! Asshats drive like they're the most important Sons-a-bitches on the road. Haa haaa haa haa.... I just think, I'll see you at Lowe's mutherphucwkers!

Pro spot?

Essentially parking for contractors. "professional users of tools"

I don't park in the veteran spots and I am one.

I RARELY take a vets discount as well. Just not why I did it.

Gotcha.

I've never even seen a chic fill'a....some of these aspects of city life escape me.

Like teal said. I know HD has them. I just used Lowe's for effect. I really hate both of them for some reason, although I tend to go to HD significantly more regularly. I especially can't stand when they're just fresh out of the pep talk, with their silly assed grins, "can I help you?" Yah right, I really doubt it!

I'll park in a Vet Only spot on occasion, and when I do, I always tell one of the staff that I appreciate that they do save us a small space.

You are certainly better off for it - usually.

You guys have the "expecting mothers" or "parents with toddlers" signs there? Only Walmart has them here that I've seen, right next to the handicap spaces. Very handy.

Pretty much anything goes at Walmart, generally the fattest park in the Fire Zone, the entitled youth park in the disabled, and the unemployed camp by the truckers. It's a melting pot they say.

No clue - haven't been to a Walmart in years. The nearest one is 40 miles away - if I have to drive 40 miles to get something, it's not gonna be from there.

Hold into the Plastic China Poop

That's pretty lame.

Granted, but I'm not the one asking if Cameraland can do Lay-aways on Chinese scopes. How broke dick do you have to be for that?

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...-couple-more-hawke-comments#Post13240993

i don't use the vet parking spot at lowes but i damn sure use the 10% discount. saved me a bundle over the years. power tools, appliances, schit tons of building materials, electrical, plumbing, etc. i drive right past HD to get to lowes.

Have fun searching my posts there. What a chuunty way to be. Sure, money comes and goes. Never claimed otherwise. End of 2018, broke as fuuck probably. Driving trucks, pulling trailers, all with goods in them. The horror... Used to be a fair amount of retail stuff, a lot of China chit, Harbor Freight, Home Depot etc. More groceries and Montana grown goods nowadays. Can't fathom being ashamed of it. But sure, search away, have fun and treat yourself to reliving my past. SockPuppet idiot, fakeassed from day one, a liar just to be here.

A full set of 32 teeth or 28 if you’ve had wisdom teeth removed.

At least I ain't a broke dick pushing Chinese goods. You are the enemy of the state, on lay-way. That would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

#Gofundme$100scope

Yep

Oh nice. Missed the edit above, but here goes.

Ain't a bit ashamed of buying Hawke scopes in 2018. That layaway comment you've feverishly dug out though was in general, not chinkoscope specific. Got some great deals from Doug on closeout Hawkes, Athlon, and Bushnells... Pretty good for a price, that fit... Never given anyone chit for their ways nor claimed mine was better. And, sure I drive truck, haul freight. The horror. Man you really got me good on that.

So, you like to hide behind your SockPuppet and follow me around, enjoying my old posts - cool. Very khuunty but cool nonetheless. If you dig enough you can probably find direct interactions with you, before you were just a liar, hiding behind yet another screen name to join in at the Fire. What's sadder?

C'mon dude, his layaway question was a joke. What's your beef?

Suspect him jeleous boomer allowed on Fire, him not. Has to hide like a sockpuppet bitch. lol



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I used to give the bigger purchases to Lowes because of the discount. HD now gives 10% too and they don't make you jump through a lot of hoops to enroll in a "program" like Lowes.

What hoops do you have to jump thru? I had the discount at Lowes and signed up online so now I only have to enter my phone number when checking out and I automatically get the discount. I can show my drivers license at HD and get the discount as well. No jumping thru hoops either way.

did not know about HD doing it now. last time i checked, couple, 3 years ago, they did not. i will look into it.

Home Depot leaves it up to the individual store. At mine, they make me go to their home webpage to register as a veteran - and they in turn demand I send them a document that proves I am. Well, they can shove that. I'm not sending ANY anonymous dickweasel my personal info. If my Retired ID card isn't good enough for them at checkout, they can choke on Mr Johnson.

I'm in the Lowe's database, and they are always extremely courteous to me at checkout. They get my business.

At Lowes they wanted proof of service and registration for the program. At my local HD I just ask for the discount at the register and show my ID to prove my veteran status. They never even look at my ID, just thank me and take 10% off.