Tomorrow night at 8pm. I am serious, some people are going to sit there for 3 hours and watch the basketball draft live. To see which illiterate criminal "college player" will be chosen to go to some city so they can get paid millions to throw a ball through a hoop.

and then to listen to them spout unintelligible gibberish sprinkled with thanks to "jeebus, momma, grandmommy and ontee" . no thanks. i'd rather get my teeth drilled.