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Posted By: deflave ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Posted By: Remsen Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Mr. 3000 should have told the judge to get a haircut.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Slumlord? 😂

Sounds like something he’d do
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Slumlord? 😂


That was easy !

LMAO

😝🦫
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Slumlord? 😂

Sounds like something he’d do


Ren50 would be, Hello Anus Holes, my name is “Charlie-Fox trot - Lick my Dick” and I have a few things to say today.

🤦🏽‍♂️😂🦫
Posted By: OldHat Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
I'll bet he was a fan of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" oh, that show is funny. The older episodes are the best. Pure gold.

https://www.youtube.com/user/mst3kofficial

Mocking the court perhaps. LOL
Posted By: SandBilly Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Slumlord? 😂

Sounds like something he’d do


Ren50 would be, Hello Anus Holes, my name is “Charlie-Fox trot - Lick my Dick” and I have a few things to say today.

🤦🏽‍♂️😂🦫




You commie socialist Democratic [bleep]!!
Posted By: renegade50 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Covtard court????
WTF....

🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Slumlord? 😂

Sounds like something he’d do


Ren50 would be, Hello Anus Holes, my name is “Charlie-Fox trot - Lick my Dick” and I have a few things to say today.

🤦🏽‍♂️😂🦫




You commie socialist Democratic [bleep]!!



Zip it, penis whisperer!

👊🏽🦫
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by OldHat
I'll bet he was a fan of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" oh, that show is funny. The older episodes are the best. Pure gold.

https://www.youtube.com/user/mst3kofficial

Mocking the court perhaps. LOL


There might be some hope yet, for you....Did you use to get blazed too, while watching it ?

🦫
Posted By: Dude270 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by Remsen
Mr. 3000 should have told the judge to get a haircut.



That was my thought too.

Pansy Judge was probably just pizzed he couldn't meet Mr. Fugger in his chambers
Posted By: slumlord Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
😆
Posted By: OldHat Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.

Oh, you're regular cyberpunk. I'll bet you watch reruns of Mr Robot.
Posted By: slumlord Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by OldHat
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.

Oh, you're regular cyberpunk. I'll bet you watch reruns of Mr Robot.


Bastards keep banning me from sites so I have to get new emails. It is what it is.

Words on a screen hurts peoples’ feelings something terrible.
Posted By: OldHat Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by OldHat
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.

Oh, you're regular cyberpunk. I'll bet you watch reruns of Mr Robot.


Bastards keep banning me from sites so I have to get new emails. It is what it is.

Words on a screen hurts peoples’ feelings something terrible.

See, they ban you before they can truly come to appreciate your special talents. LOL
Posted By: renegade50 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Slumlord? 😂

Sounds like something he’d do


Ren50 would be, Hello Anus Holes, my name is “Charlie-Fox trot - Lick my Dick” and I have a few things to say today.

🤦🏽‍♂️😂🦫



I was in court for DUI for allowing after desert storm july 91.
Fugged up law they made while we was deployed .
Got like 55 60 soldiers on it 1st 2 months we got back...

Picked up a honey baby at Jo bee,s club.
Let her drive...
Pulled over.
Bailed my ownself outta montgomery county jail.
Got a lawyer named Reese Bagwell , went down in flames for coke charges 2 yrs later.
15 months in and out of court dates
3200 bucks in lawyer fees and court cost.
Judge Catalina got tired of me coming in basically.
Knew I had no issue throwing money at it to make it go away.

Flat out told her respectfully one time when she asked on one of my early court dates about it impacting my career and that I was a E-6.

Layed it out to her.
The ucmj part and career impact was nothing cause I wasnt driving. And all the other soldiers your police dept and county sheriffs have done this too also know this. Many have been to Jag already about this and they told each and every one of us to contact your Congressmen and senators across the country and make them aware of this law montgomery county passed while we was deployed.



Finally reduced to a public intox 50 buck fine 50 hrs community service.
Did it at Pratt museum on post over the course of a month and a half, cleaning display wpns, and trimming the border trees around the Aircraft display.

Most expensive hand full of titty in my life from Rhonda little honey baby from Jo bee,s
Never did f u c k her...
So you can add that into the overall goat fugged situation too....

The Dui for allowing law was taken off the books circa 1993 after politicians got involved AFAIK.....

Only time Homie been in court.....
😁😁😁😁😁
Posted By: slumlord Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Joe B’s

Lol

What a dump

I know someone that took a piss right in the middle of the dance floor
crazy laugh
Posted By: JakeBlues Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Should have been more discrete and logged in as Benjamin Dover.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.

Fugging hilarious sttory when he told it to me yrs ago.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: mathman Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Should have been more discrete and logged in as Benjamin Dover.


Haywood Jablowme is a good one too.
Posted By: JakeBlues Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.
Fugging hilarious sttory when he told it to me yrs ago.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL a local radio guy did a bit about how much he loved Dixon brand Nuts.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Joe B’s

Lol

What a dump

I know someone that took a piss right in the middle of the dance floor
crazy laugh

👍👍👍

I fu cked a Crew chiefs old lady on the ground in the parking behind the Red Carpet one night before Desert Storm.
Bytches be hitting the bars with no wedding bands.
You wind up at a table of grunts being flitry girl with your other little trollop girlfriends...

Spike the vaginal destroyer was game on like donkey kong.

Something to talk and laugh about monday morning at PT formation...
LOL!!!!


😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: OldmanoftheSea Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
I am sorry your page-boy, I mean your honor.....
Posted By: mathman Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.
Fugging hilarious sttory when he told it to me yrs ago.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL a local radio guy did a bit about how much he loved Dixon brand Nuts.


There's the one about how much the wife loves a hot Dickens Cider.
Posted By: JakeBlues Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
Joe B’s

Lol

What a dump

I know someone that took a piss right in the middle of the dance floor
crazy laugh
👍👍👍

I fu cked a Crew chiefs old lady on the ground in the parking behind the Red Carpet one night before Desert Storm.
Bytches be hitting the bars with no wedding bands.
You wind up at a table of grunts being flitry girl with your other little trollop girlfriends...

Spike the vaginal destroyer was game on like donkey kong.

Something to talk and laugh about monday morning at PT formation...
LOL!!!!


😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When I was in Norfolk and one of the carriers went out to sea on a 6 month deployment, every night club in Virginia Beach would be packed.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
Joe B’s

Lol

What a dump

I know someone that took a piss right in the middle of the dance floor
crazy laugh
👍👍👍

I fu cked a Crew chiefs old lady on the ground in the parking behind the Red Carpet one night before Desert Storm.
Bytches be hitting the bars with no wedding bands.
You wind up at a table of grunts being flitry girl with your other little trollop girlfriends...

Spike the vaginal destroyer was game on like donkey kong.

Something to talk and laugh about monday morning at PT formation...
LOL!!!!


😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When I was in Norfolk and one of the carriers went out to sea on a 6 month deployment, every night club in Virginia Beach would be packed.


👍👍👍
One of the other Bde,s deployed or on a 30 45 day ftx....

Posted By: JakeBlues Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Originally Posted by mathman
Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.
Fugging hilarious sttory when he told it to me yrs ago.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL a local radio guy did a bit about how much he loved Dixon brand Nuts.
There's the one about how much the wife loves a hot Dickens Cider.

LOL "I love the taste of Dixon Nuts in my mouth..."
Posted By: High_Noon Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/14/21
Ahhhh yes, the esteemed Mr. ButtFugger3000.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Sounds like deflave is looking for love on the internet again.
Posted By: ribka Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by OldHat
I'll bet he was a fan of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" oh, that show is funny. The older episodes are the best. Pure gold.

https://www.youtube.com/user/mst3kofficial

Mocking the court perhaps. LOL

Originally Posted by OldHat
I'll bet he was a fan of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" oh, that show is funny. The older episodes are the best. Pure gold.

https://www.youtube.com/user/mst3kofficial

Mocking the court perhaps. LOL


They sure were
Posted By: slumlord Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
First thing I thought of was Andre 3000 from Stankonia
Posted By: rem141r Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
that was friggen awesome
Posted By: deflave Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Sounds like deflave is looking for love on the internet again.


And here you are with your ass cheeks spread.

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Bump for all those that missed ButtFugker 3000.
Posted By: deflave Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by rem141r
that was friggen awesome


I love that the judge essentially puts him on a timeout.

LOL
Posted By: CharlieFoxtrot Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Slumlord? 😂

Sounds like something he’d do


Ren50 would be, Hello Anus Holes, my name is “Charlie-Fox trot - Lick my Dick” and I have a few things to say today.

🤦🏽‍♂️😂🦫





Bruh.
Posted By: add Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Brilliant, fella played it quite well.




Hippee judge, was a real douche.
Posted By: deflave Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by Remsen
Mr. 3000 should have told the judge to get a haircut.


Lookin’ like an old ass Paddy the Baddy. LOL
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Slumlord? 😂

Sounds like something he’d do


Ren50 would be, Hello Anus Holes, my name is “Charlie-Fox trot - Lick my Dick” and I have a few things to say today.

🤦🏽‍♂️😂🦫





Bruh.


Duuude,

My bad !

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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Posted By: stxhunter Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Thread about Jim in Tennessee's boy friends?
Posted By: CharlieFoxtrot Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Slumlord? 😂

Sounds like something he’d do


Ren50 would be, Hello Anus Holes, my name is “Charlie-Fox trot - Lick my Dick” and I have a few things to say today.

🤦🏽‍♂️😂🦫





Bruh.


Duuude,

My bad !

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

😬🦫


laugh grin laugh
Posted By: copperking81 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Why not have buttfugger 3000 as your zoom screen name? Makes about as much sense as anything else in covtard society.

Someone needs to tell that wannabe woke judge to shut the fuq up and deal with it. It's a new world.

Posted By: Rooster7 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Funny schidt!

I'm guessing one of that guys buddies got in and changed his settings to spell that out every time he typed his name in. I believe that is possible. I know it is on a Smart Phone.

I bet that dude was laughing his ass off!

lol
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Gawd....I laughed hard about this several times yesterday....and again right now.
Posted By: Raeford Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Kaitlyn T seemed to be struggling to contain herself.
Posted By: gregintenn Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
What were you googling when you ran across this gem?
Posted By: SandBilly Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
😆
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
This is goddam hilarious.
Posted By: KFWA Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
this guy of course was his lawyer

Posted By: Cheyenne Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by KFWA
this guy of course was his lawyer



I guess the person who put that on YouTube either didn't read or didn't care about the warning on the top left of the video.
Posted By: ironbender Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Judge Whistler’s mother presiding.
Posted By: deflave Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by gregintenn
What were you googling when you ran across this gem?


“Oregon pastimes on a budget.”

LOL
Posted By: hanco Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Hell of a name for a thread.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
First thing I thought of was Andre 3000 from Stankonia


Posted By: Beaver10 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by gregintenn
What were you googling when you ran across this gem?


“Oregon pastimes on a budget.”

LOL


[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


🦫
Posted By: BobBrown Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Sounds like deflave is looking for love on the internet again.


And here you are with your ass cheeks spread.

LOL

Roy still got his cheeks spread and #Crickets

🤣”Flave? Travis?”
Posted By: gregintenn Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by gregintenn
What were you googling when you ran across this gem?


“Oregon pastimes on a budget.”

LOL

Makes perfect sense.
Posted By: deflave Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/15/21
Bump for all that have not seen Buttfugker 3000.
Posted By: rem141r Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/16/21
i literally lol'd. and i'm not loller. the look on bf3000's face was the best. fugg, its even funnier the more i watch it
Posted By: local_dirt Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/16/21
Originally Posted by OldHat
I'll bet he was a fan of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" oh, that show is funny. The older episodes are the best. Pure gold.

https://www.youtube.com/user/mst3kofficial

Mocking the court perhaps. LOL






Loved that show!
Posted By: efw Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 09/16/21
I never imagined Blackfart was that young
Posted By: deflave Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/11/21
Bump for Butt Fugker 3000!
Posted By: stxhunter Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/11/21
Jim?
Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/11/21
Guy at work, almost 60, goes to take a piss get a brilliant idea.
Snaps a dick pic, sent it to his wife.
Except, he fat fingered it, and sent it to his mom!

She thought it was funny.
Posted By: rem141r Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/11/21
the look on bf3k dudes face is never not funny
Posted By: deflave Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/11/21
Your name’s not ButtFugker 3000?
Posted By: rickt300 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/12/21
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by OldHat
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.

Oh, you're regular cyberpunk. I'll bet you watch reruns of Mr Robot.


Bastards keep banning me from sites so I have to get new emails. It is what it is.

Words on a screen hurts peoples’ feelings something terrible.


I just got blocked for 30 days from fckbook. Two dumbasses were trying to get away with posting that the national debt doesn't mean anything because we just print the money anyway. WTF! This so outraged me I posted simply that "You both are very low IQ Biden voters". All it took, now I can't troll the cheesheads for a while.
Posted By: Heym06 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/12/21
Thats funny, the judge didn't seem to appreciate the humor. The judge looked like Captian Kangaroo!!
Posted By: stxhunter Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/12/21
Originally Posted by rickt300
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by OldHat
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have several gmail accounts, forgot to log out of one while doing a sock puppet hatchet job.

Sent a couple of emails to my kid’s English teacher as Deez Nutts.

Oh, you're regular cyberpunk. I'll bet you watch reruns of Mr Robot.


Bastards keep banning me from sites so I have to get new emails. It is what it is.

Words on a screen hurts peoples’ feelings something terrible.


I just got blocked for 30 days from fckbook. Two dumbasses were trying to get away with posting that the national debt doesn't mean anything because we just print the money anyway. WTF! This so outraged me I posted simply that "You both are very low IQ Biden voters". All it took, now I can't troll the cheesheads for a while.

LOL I regularly call Biden voter on there, lowlife scumbags.
Posted By: deflave Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/19/21
Before I pass out, I felt like Ol’ ButtFugker3000 could use a bump.
Posted By: High_Noon Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/19/21
Indeed, especially when you consider that he's a campfire hero and all.
Posted By: Strider1 Re: ButtFugger 3000 - 10/19/21
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