I NEED A FRESH DIAPER OVER HERE!

“Jello Pudding Pops ! “

Now give me shot #3.

Hey, you dog-faced pony...uh, what was I saying? Okay, they're telling me to stop talking now.

SOBs took my watch!!!

THE PICCOLO PLAYER IS A MUDDERFUGGER!

Cold is with the monkey's ears and toes but Cats, dogs, and babies, IT'S TUESDAY!

CAAAAAAKE !

Its my pudding and I want it now!

Put that cock right here!

YER GNAWT BLAQ

'...fnkndkfnk nkndkfns swsjmf kjasjdfn aweoricnoei nfndnfjnajnf, Come on, man!...'

Who's this dude standing next to me?

Ron

EPSTEIN DIDN'T HANG HIMSELF

LMAO ! Probably the closest to the Truth.

Paddler said what?

HEY LITTLE GIRL, COME OVER HERE!

My butt been wiped!

Obama: What the Hell is Joe blabbering about now???

Awe come on man, it was Trump's fault!"

"This is not who we are! C'mon man! You know, the thing!"

i just schit my pants again.

Some of these are hilarious !

^^ This one ^^

I got hairy legs!

Worlds best drone target.

LOL.

Yep. Or “I smell children close by ! “

LOL. That would be great !!!

“Mom, I need some toilet paper!”

“Mom, I need some toilet paper!”

“Mom, I need some toilet paper! Mom, if I don’t get some toilet paper, I’m gonna have to use my sock!” 🧦

From Bob Nelson’s skit 🤣 I love that guy.

MY ASS! MY ASS!

“Where’s my Fuqking PUDDING ??? “

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This was my favorite from him

This forum has made me unproductive. I'm gonna find something to do. I'll check back on you nuts later.

"I SAID VANILLA"

80 million you muddafucka!!


Clyde

“Who the hell let that damn niqqer in here ? “

LMAO !

I said I want ice cream!

Jill: I’m so tired of dealing with his shyt. Its your turn, Mike.

LMAO!

“I’m poopy”

My patience is wearing thin!!

Cummon Man! I said S P R I N K L E S!!!

Hurry the fugg up with all those names, there’s a Spongebob marathon tonight!

I’ve got pictures, candy , I’m a loveable man I want to take you to the nearest star. I your vehicle, baby, I’ll take you anywhere you want to go.