Peach shake, pretty good.

Didn’t know they had them. Always go with a chocolate malt with my double Whataburger with cheese.

I’ll have to try one.

I'll have to try that!

My usual is a double Whataburger with double cheese and a large chocolate malt...

LOL!

I know we are kinfolk somewhere down the line...

Great Minds ! 🤠

LOL ! No doubt Barry !

I love Whataburger's cheeseburgers and stuff, but their service has sunk to about eleventeen steps below "atrocious" the last couple of years. What used to take about six or seven minutes now takes twenty minutes at the very least, and often much longer. I don't have time to wait a half hour in the drive-thru just because there are four cars in front of me.

It's still not bad enough to get me into the drive-thru at McPuke-all's, though.

Agreed Andrew. The drive thru Service sucks here too ever since they got bought out.

If there’s more than 3 cars in the drive through line, I just park and go inside.

I went inside to make my order once about two weeks ago. I waited 25 minutes before I nabbed one of the flunkies at the register and told them I was through waiting. I dunno whatinhell's wrong whateburger these days, but it's sure a whatinfuck situation anymore.

I go to Braum's now.

#2 with mustard, add jalapenos

Depends on the store.

I have my favorites that still do a good job.

Tried the one in Goliad a couple of times in the past couple of weeks. They were outstanding! No mess ups on the order, fast and friendly.

Wish they were all like that one.

SLOW service and long lines here in Spring too…

Try some salad you fat fugk.

LOL

Salad is what my food eats.
Now Off to BK for some Groid Burgers and Lovefest with ya now.

I don't think CHL & myself are at the fat stage yet.

Few more double cheeseburgers and chocolate malts, and we may be..

OK, lard ass.

LOL

Sounds a little excessive!

Yep. We’ve both got a ways to go.

Whataboutgout

LOL. I’m about 4 double Cheeseburgers away from the next bout. Just have to limit myself to one every other day or two. 😬

Never ate at Whataburger, they have one in Baton Rouge besides slow service, is it worth the wait ?

#peachshake

Yep !

Donr sound like it.

Though lots of people love the place I was not impressed

Fugging Califorrian.

Swiss and Mushroom burger for me.

I've never been to a Whataburger, but am driving to Texas soon, and will just have to give them a try....love a good Hamburger!


Frog-----OUT!

No.

My favorite breakfast, sausage breakfast on a bun ranchero. Not on the menu, egg has jalapeños cooked in it and salsa poured on top. Try lt if you’re never had one. Lunch is a number 5 with grill jalapeños and grilled onions.

I don't think there's a tofu burger on the menu. It ain't for everyone.

I hit one up in the Compton-Watts section of Dallas

only 3 other people in there eating.

15 negroes on the clock, still took 20 minutes to make 3 burgers


2 groids were arguing, another two were trying to break it up, another groid not on the clock in his Fubu clothes was back there just hanging out laughing at the whole display.

Can’t be true. Everyone knows they only work at McD’s, BK, and Church’s Fried Chicken. 😜

Truthfully, though, Slum, I’ve been to probably that same one in Dallas after attending the Dallas Worlds Largest Guitar Colletor Show. At Fair Park over by the State Fair Fairgrounds. And The Cotton Bowl.
Definitely one of the darkest parts of Dallas.
I was the only white guy in there. 😬

Burgers was good tho

I mean they was cooked and made from start to finish

Not some heat lamp garbage

LOL

Yep.

Jesus Christ you’re an idiot.

LOL

Says the eggspurt that thinks Burger King is a “great burger”

Like most subjects here. You don’t know schitt from shinola.
Your an expert on talking schitt. And Dicks. Typical Yankee blowhard.

Well then, I must be your long lost cousin...cause thats my usual as well!

LOL. Hard to beat !

Burger King double whopper is good too

Just leave off the lettuce, mayo and tomato. *gag*

That lettuce is grown with doo-doo water

Mayo on a burger is a cardinal sin.

Miracle Whip on a burger provides remission of such.

There’s a great Burger Joint in Bryan / College Station called The Chicken Oil Company. Been there for ever. They serve there Burgers with Mayo & Mustard both.
I prefer Mustard but I can eat them either way after I got used to eating them there in College while attending TAMU.

🤮

If you want a case of the schitts.

They’re only slightly better than the schitt McD’s servers and calls a burger.

Them red specks are RFID chips

- Dr Mercola

I’m an experts on The Shîts

Dont lecture me, Mister

Well its sure nice you got to go to college and learn what a good burger is supposed to taste like. lol

Shîtsville

Carrot cake from Golden Corral

your butt hole will feel like a chopped off pumpkin stem after 8,9 rounds

LOL.

burgers only need mayo and mustard.

Lots of great restaurants in a big College Town like that one.
Great BBQ too. Never did find a great Steak House there, though. Ate lots of cheap food, mostly, while working my way through school. Couldn’t always afford the good stuff. YMMV

Actually pretty good once you get used to it.

I like everything on mine except for lettuce. 🤮

Huh...whu??

Mommy and daddy didnt send enough money “while at university” to buy $80 brick oven peetsuh every night?


Notice I substituted “while at university” instead of simply ‘in college’ to come off as extry douchie

I order my burgers with only mustard then put dukes on them when I get home.

LOL.

Nope payed my own way.

My nephew eats his burgers like that.

One thing about Burger King...mustard is not standard equipment

You have to specifiy

And if you do...the brotha in back goes “oh dis mfer want mustud...imma hook dat crackuh up”

And you end up with a 3/8 inch layer of Sysco mustard


So what I do is ask for a mustard packet from the window person.

3 whataburger,s here in Tn.

Someone oughta open up a franchise on Wilma Rudolph Blvd here in clarksvegas.

Or on Madison street and draw away all the salt addicted morons that eat at chik filet.

The two whataburger’s in my area are terrible. Burgers have no taste at all. Switched to Freddy’s. Hasbeen

Mr Gary Glitter Nicotine Rockstar

complains the salt burns his wittle wips and tongie from God’s chicken shack


LOL

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I always thought the red specks in Miracle Whip were chiggers!

I went to USM ( southern miss) for awhile. Mind you, didn’t graduate. 😂

There was a cult following for “underground pizza”.

Hippy like dude cooked pizza.

This was back before any type of social media.

He was word of mouth. No advertising.

Don’t matter if you called at 6 pm or 4am. He was gonna cook a pizza.


Life saver for keepin drunks off the road.


Saw not too long dude passed away

End of an era.

I made some chicken strips last night.

They turned out well.

Opened a jar of Chicken Fillet sauce I found in town.

It was good.

Never heard of Freddy’s. We don’t have them here.

We have a Freddy’s

I’ve never stepped foot in there.


Has a big ice cream cone on the roof. Looks like some place Joe Bidet would hang out at.

Never heard of Chicken Fillet sauce. It’s called gravy down here. 😜

Chili’s Restaurant has some killer Honey Mustard Sauce they serve with their Chicken Crispers. Love the stuff.
Best restaurant chicken strips I’ve ever had too. Fried in a beer batter.

Driving to or away from any outdoor activity must be a real hoot with some of you fugks.

LOL

LOL

I have a discriminating palate and a sensitive digestive system.

How do you want your sandwich sir???

Pressure cooked and infused with 3 tablespoons of salt please..

Chik filet sucks.....

But it's the christain fast food place according to urban legend.
Bet they all go buy plastic floral home decorations at hobby lobby too.

They are a little salty. They don’t put enough salt in their waffle fries though, to suit me. 🤠

It's called a 1/2 Pd of salt mixed in 64 oz of what the fugg ever around here.
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Youre missing out on all the parachute pants camel toe teens in the parking lot taking wifi orders

I've never had a bad Whataburger, but I have had some that weren't up to their historical standard. The worst was out of state and was pretty bland ... believe it was in Mississippi and the folks behind the counter didn't inspire confidence.

There was a time when any Whataburger meant a Great burger. I'm sure the same could be said about McD's and Burger King once upon a time. But once a chain starts to grow, it seems inevitable some of the original magic is eventually lost. No doubt in my mind the local personnel and management can affect quality as well. I haven't had a Whataburger since sometime before the family sold out. No idea if there has been a slip as a result.

Mayo on a burger makes me sick for some reason. The combo of mayo and mustard might work. There was a Deli I used to go to that had squirt bottles with pre-mixed mustard and mayo -- excellent on a sub sandwich with pastrami and ham.

Think the last time I ate at a whataburger was 1988ish in Killeen.

Know I sure didnt have lettuce , tomatoe, onion, broccoli , or what the fugg ever in my burger.
Or mayo
Or mustard.

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I'm just fugging with ya all.
Wanta particafuggingpate in the tread.




Chik filet still sucks the root though....

Chik filet on Madison street is where I 1st picked up on drive by pelting bums with change from slumlord also.


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Chic fil a classic sandwich 1400 mg sodium

One can of chef boyardee 1800 mg
900 per serving, 2 servings in a can





😂

Mayo looks like a money shot...
On anything..
Let the Eurotrashland dorks use it on their french fries.


Only thing mayo is good for is toasted tuna fish sandwiches.

Guess me an ole Rene are gonna die from eating our canned Chef Boyardee Ravioli. 😬 Damned good stuff ! 😬

You'll have to show us how to toast that tuna.

The glory days of Whattaburger are long past, for sure. Back in 1969 in Laredo, I had my first one. I came on a bun the size of a Buick hubcap with meat all the way to the edge. There was no such thing as a "double" back then, but one was enough to fill the belly of even a gluttonous 20-something. Price was about a buck.

Didn't get back to Texas for a long time. By then, the burgers were still big, but not enough to make you involuntarily blurt "WHAT a burger!"

Years after that, on the now-famous Padre Island 'Fire trip hosted by stxhunter Roger, the #6 Jalapeno Combo was still absolutely amazing with its twin patties, cheese, L&T and loads of hollowpeenies.

A year or two ago in Phoenix, the experience wasn't so amazing. Average burger size, so-so taste, and mediocre service kinda took the shine off.

I'd still go to one whenever I found it, but my expectations would be pretty low.

LOL. Rene, how long were you stationed at Ft Hood ?

Wish we still had more than one redline burger here, only one in portland tx, 25 yrs ago there was one next to the Whataburgers on most of the major intersections, a drive-through with picnic tables, they were f-cking good. Whataburger bought them out to kill the competition.

They were definitely much better when I was a kid in the late 60’s early 70’s. And much much bigger too.

Reminds me of that video of some kids paintballing some hobos.
Lol

my mother in law calls it choonafeesh, they eat a lot of it. lol

Sittin on 2 million worth timber, eating .88cent walmart tuna 3 days a week

Says mr I eat raw hamburger from cletus the butcher at hilltop market.
Those extra profit margin scraping from the grinder packages when they "clean it" every 3 or 18 days....
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Hey sal!!!
Whaz up monella???

"We fixing to do a colonic on dis cat for da next week"



🥴🥴🥴😄😄😄😄😁😁😁😁

#gutstrong

💪

Ok thanks for the reminder

Mr Bovine Spongeform Encephaly.


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LMAO ! Well, Slum did say he was an expert on da schitts !

13 months.
Conus layover between 2 yrs in Germany and my 1st tour in korea.

Can you get mad cow from a Beefaroni?

Your inlaws.....
Are "special".....

That timber is probably worth waay more now.


Beans and hotdogs and peanut brittle for breakfest.


Cooper honey
Go home.
Go home Cooper


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You should come on out

Fall break and such

Gonna burn these hickory laps and grill some pork

LOL

Nope...
But ya can get PDQ from blood or organ donating from suspected mad cow Eurotrashland beef sold to the army in FRG though.


#lovemyprions
#omegaman


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I dont know how forest fires get started

Gonna have to lay on some more kerosene

Sheesh


LOL

I need to run out the pallets for the range tue or wed.
Not sure if I wanta hunt tommorow.

Like ta check zero on the 8x57 next week.
Now you wanna dail in the 6.5x 284 also.

This India Summers weather schitt needs to go away.

Burns better if you put the cardboard UNDER the wood.

Coal oil

Texas T

Last time I heard the name Freddy's in relation to something being flame grilled, this MFer was in his track-suited glory.

Fight th Powa!!

Check the ML,s that 1st week of Nov.

This weather is supposed ta get 10 to 15° cooler later this week.

Thank fugging gawd...
Be glad when the fall winds start shifting primarily to westly and northerly.

Getting older...
Hunting in early season hot weather is kinda beginning to suck a little at times.




Chik Filet still sucks..

That aint never changed...
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Okay.......
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5 guys...
Ate their one time when they 1st opened.

overrated......

Big ole bag of their fries weren't bad though.

The burgers....


Suck..........

Cookie, Rico, and Blackjack enjoyed the burgers though that night.

And were doing great white doggy shark breaching for seal leaps for the fries also.
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Miracle Whip isn't remission, it's Satan's nocturnal emission.

That's a good synopsis Rocky. Your out of Texas experience mirrored mine. I'm sure there are plenty locations in Texas that are like that now too as hasbeen pointed out. When I was a kid, they were something special but they weren't close by and on every corner either, so we didn't eat there all that often.

I can't believe you cretins actually eat so called 'fast food'.


Oh wait, I can.....



The ONLY burger I will consume starts with 100% pure, organic, grass range, corn fed Black Angus.....


87/13% number #5 grind. Chelated, twice...


Grilled on cast iron grates over endangered Peruvian hardwood with a sprinkling of Jack Daniel's oak barrel chips.

I know some of you guys are watching da foosball too.


You all need to punish yourselves if so..


Especially if your watching the Cowboys and Giants game.

Chik Filet sucks almost as bad as the Cowboys....

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Wow....
And I thought I was fussy...
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I believe he misspelled regurgitation.

Don’t watch them niqqas anymore. And nobody sucks worse than the Dallas Cowboys. Unless it’s Da Bears.

5 Guys is highly overrated! Fries weren’t bad though.

Damn that sounds good Sam !

#dedication
#devotion
#DireStraits

blah blah blah

If I wanted a $15 hamburger, I’d go to Epcot Center

Who am I kidding, I'll eat any fast food.


Only place in town is a McD's though, hit the drive through a couple times a month.

C, I was sorta kidding but do like the homegrown burger!

I'm too chicken to eat med rare grocery store burger but no worries with our own. Unless the butcher is a dirty bastard but so far so good.

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Hard to beat. One of the few things I miss about running cattle.

Try buffalo chips instead. It'll put hair on your chest and power in your rod your woman will thank you for.

That sucks Sam. Guess there’s a price to be paid for living in Paradise 🤠

I only eat breakfast at McD’s. They’re bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits are good. And the ones here have good sweet tea.

Hilltop market has primo burger.
Cletus the butcher is always glad to see the city health inspectors.

Ask Slumlord.
He knows like Bo..
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Ahhhhh.....
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5 guys….

Burgers for the rockafellers….

Went awhile back.

Ordered a 2 patty burger.

Fries

Drank.

Order was like $27.

Holy chit!

The peach shake is good.

Then wash it down with some shit like White Claw or Bud Light.

Typical Yankee Based Food Chain. They figure if it’s expensive, it MUST be good.

I'm putting Jerry Jones on my celebrity death pool list....

I bet he eats at chik filet too.....

And puts mayo on a burger with full blown retard veggies also....

Probably even has his burger half wrapped in a napkin so all the schit dont fall out when he eats it too....

I had that big ole combat bag of fries.
And 2 burgers.

It pretty much wiped out a 20 IIRC.

That was like 9 yrs ago.
2012ish.


Aint been back since.....

Dogs enjoyed it.

Slumlord burger well done and charred with 3 slices of orange cheese and ketchup is pretty good.

Even if it is from Hilltop market.


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Best burger i ever had.

Hands down.

Offshore we had a night cook.

Bro John.

One of those tinfoil conservatives. 😂.

He meant well. #blessit

His burgers were. Off. The. Chain.

Mofo made homemade buns.

I worked days, but if i had to work at night I’d get him to make me one.

I’d go in the galley and it be under the hot lamp. With my name on a sticky note. 😂😂

Cooked them fries about the size of your pinky fingers. Just right. Crispy and hot.

No Whattaburgers in Utah, but we have The Habit, Culvers, Grizzly Burger, Carl's Jr, Freddy's, In & Out, Five Guys, three or four excellent local chains like Crown burger and Warren's - and all the other mega-chain places. Plus Mom and Pop places like Burger Barn and Jeremiah's (both serve buffalo burgers!) No shortage of places to get a burger, for sure. Priced from a buck to $9 or so, take your pick. A veritable plethora.

Slow service? Could be worse, a Wendy’s Manager in North Carolina just poured boiling oil on a drive-thru customer.

https://www.wccbcharlotte.com/2021/...h-hot-oil-by-shift-manager-in-tennessee/

Said Manager claimed the same customer had harassed him in the past though so he might be going for the ol’ self-defense-in-response-to-bullying tactic recently applied here in Texas.

Whataburger did away with my all time favorite, the Mexi-Melt. Dang, that was a good burger!

I be durn
You a jackoff all trades

Had the hatch green chili burger last night with 3 patties of meat.

Good stuff but a belly full, mega dump is soon to follow.

Geebus. You are a purist.

only had a salad today.

I imagine a lot of fast food customers earn that. Few get paid.

Whataburger = School cafeteria burger.