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Posted By: stxhunter habanero - 10/15/21
fermenting some habanero, mango, pineapple hot sauce... steered it up a little, guess I got some on my fingers... then scratched my balls...
Posted By: krp Re: habanero - 10/16/21
It's automatic... you touch a pepper you will touch your eyeball...

Kent
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Fugging Mexicans.....
Posted By: jaguartx Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Glad it wasnt your eyeballs.
Posted By: pahick Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Peanut butter...dont let the fox near tho...
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by pahick
Peanut butter...dont let the fox near tho...



The fox went to live on an a nice farm in the country.....wink wink.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Fugging Mexicans.....


Hey, you ever slept with one?
Posted By: pahick Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by pahick
Peanut butter...dont let the fox near tho...



The fox went to live on an a nice farm in the country.....wink wink.


Oh damn...
Posted By: jaguartx Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by pahick
Peanut butter...dont let the fox near tho...


Yep. Lots of foxes like PB on balls.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Fugging Mexicans.....


Hey, you ever slept with one?


No, but I have been drunk with them.

It's pretty good.
Posted By: Craigster Re: habanero - 10/16/21
You'll get over it.
Posted By: MPat70 Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Dip 'em in some ice cream and call the wife πŸ”₯❀️
Posted By: stxhunter Re: habanero - 10/16/21
lol also picked my nose so I'm on fire all over.
Posted By: OldmanoftheSea Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Goodness gracious....
Posted By: bruinruin Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by stxhunter
lol also picked my nose so I'm on fire all over.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by stxhunter
lol also picked my nose so I'm on fire all over.

You're azzhole will be on fire in a few hours.
Posted By: GregW Re: habanero - 10/16/21
My in-laws just visited and my wife's dad is a foodie. He brought us some fermented something with hot peppers and boy it was good, but lemme tell you, my chode has been on fire for a few days.
Posted By: pahick Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Your nipples are gettin jealous lol
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by GregW
My in-laws just visited and my wife's dad is a foodie. He brought us some fermented something with hot peppers and boy it was good, but lemme tell you, my chode has been on fire for a few days.

If that's the case you have issues.
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: habanero - 10/16/21
I'm still picking habanero peppers, just got four this afternoon. I don't touch my face for a good while (a few hand-washings) after touching them.
Posted By: sidepass Re: habanero - 10/16/21
It's the part sung by Carmen in act 1 after she and the other worker women leave the cigarette factory and gather in the town square. Groups of soldiers already gathered there flirt with Carmen and the other women.
Posted By: GregW Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by GregW
My in-laws just visited and my wife's dad is a foodie. He brought us some fermented something with hot peppers and boy it was good, but lemme tell you, my chode has been on fire for a few days.

If that's the case you have issues.


I've been eating it for two meals a day for 3 days. Can't let it go to waste. Chode is a general term meant for the azzhole region....
Posted By: stxhunter Re: habanero - 10/16/21
this is mango , pineapple, habanero, a few red jalapenos with some purple onion, purple cabbage for color, and radish and Roma tomato.
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Posted By: RDW Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by stxhunter
fermenting some habanero, mango, pineapple hot sauce... steered it up a little, guess I got some on my fingers... then scratched my balls...


Made that mistake once de-seeding super hots, I knew to check and stuck my finger in my mouth to check, three washes with Dawn is not enough for the pecker.
Posted By: MPat70 Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by RDW
Originally Posted by stxhunter
fermenting some habanero, mango, pineapple hot sauce... steered it up a little, guess I got some on my fingers... then scratched my balls...


Made that mistake once de-seeding super hots, I knew to check and stuck my finger in my mouth to check, three washes with Dawn is not enough for the pecker.

Lava soap. One time and doneπŸ‘
Posted By: xarcher Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by stxhunter
lol also picked my nose so I'm on fire all over.

You're azzhole will be on fire in a few hours.

shoulda just scratched your azz and cut out the middle man
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by stxhunter
this is mango , pineapple, habanero, a few red jalapenos with some purple onion, purple cabbage for color, and radish and Roma tomato.
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Fugging A.
Posted By: AZmark Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Had a girlfriend in college that was slicing jalapenos then went to the restroom. Came out crying because her lower lips were on fire. She sat in a bathtub of cold water for a while. I love jalapenos but she wouldnt give me a taste.
Posted By: Esox357 Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Looks good
Posted By: DMc Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Been told but dunno if it's true. Heard deer and turkeys graze on wild jalapeno and habanero peppers with no ill effects. True or false?
Posted By: Raferman Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Dunno bout deer but birds can't feel any heat fron capsaicin.
Posted By: Sycamore Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by DMc
Been told but dunno if it's true. Heard deer and turkeys graze on wild jalapeno and habanero peppers with no ill effects. True or false?


not sure jalapenos and habaneros can grow in the wild?

birds will eat the hell out of chitepins which do grow wild in southern arizona. they are tiny but hotter than hell.
Posted By: High_Noon Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by GregW
I've been eating it for two meals a day for 3 days. Can't let it go to waste. Chode is a general term meant for the azzhole region....

Nope. That's not what a chode is. For some idiotic reason I'm unaware of, I've been told not to explain cultural references on the forum, so I'd recommend you look it up:

Chode
Posted By: SandBilly Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Does anyone cook with clothes on anymore?
Posted By: Seven_Heaven Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Killed my last deer with a rifle because I didn't habanero.
Posted By: LFC Re: habanero - 10/16/21
Originally Posted by xarcher

shoulda just scratched your azz and cut out the middle man

I heard that....

Originally Posted by stxhunter
lol also picked my nose so I'm on fire all over.

I hope you picked your nose before you scratched your balls.
Posted By: Strider1 Re: habanero - 10/16/21
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