Call his calzone a stromboli Went down to local shop, best food ever. Marco(could be anything, think they all lie about their names lol) the owner was there workin for some reason, hes never in this late. He asked me how I was doin and I said hungry, give me a large stromboli, pointing to the calzones, but no ricotta...I hate ricotta. I was just fuggin with him. He started stuttering in italian lol!!

He said you cant get a calzone without ricotta. I said I told you I want that stromboli, that stromboli has ricotta. That really got him wound up! LMAO He took me aside so other customers could get served and showed me the difference between calzone and stromboli. When he brought the stromboli out he gave me a free peanut butter pie and said I hope you learn today. LMAO!

So what's the difference?

Italians can be touchy.

A free peanut butter pie lol

Nah, seriously. Calzone is just folded over and uses ricotta, stromboli is rolled and uses mozzarella. Calzone has sauce, stromboli no sauce baked in, but they give you(for a large) 3 big dipping sauce containers. Picture a half moon, a calzone. Big ass horseshoe, stromboli.

When I lived up northern PA both were folded over, so maybe its regional thing?

should have compared christopher columbus to hitler if you really wanted to piss him off.

Ya and find a dead rat in my stromboli lol

Enjoyed your anecdote! Sicilian ladies keep a fava bean in their purse. Interesting culture. Whatever happened to Evil Twin?

To me a calzone is simply a pizza folded over, toppings inside, with the outside crust edge sealed in a sort of 'hot-pocket' style...

Some pizza restaurants I've ate at had strombolis on the menu but were really calzones and some others that had strombolis on the menu were actually pizza ingredients packed inside a sub bun -- which was a soggy mess to try to eat, too...

Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
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Because you couldn’t fit all that s-hit in a shoe!

You beat me to it. 😀

Nope
Unless you ordered a spit sandwich with extra
spit you don't piss off the restaurant people then
stay and eat afterwards

Be careful if you ever ask him for manicotti and he disappears into the back room for a bit...

Cant answer ya there.

LOL....but no chance there. Hate ricotta.

I’ll add Italian food the list of schit you don’t comprehend.

LOL

Explain supertwink

You’re a COVTARD.

LOL answer the question or ill ben gay yur butt plug

You don’t know what Italian food is.

Olive Garden?

Your story is bullschit.

I grew up with proper Italian food (and everyting else...) from near first gen immigrants (both parents conceived via north Italy) and most miss the food by a mile.

Powdered McCormick spaghetti sauce packs.

Little butter
Water
Can of tomato paste.

Yum…

Italian tires. Dego through mud, dego through snow. And when dego flat dego whop whop whop...

From my experience that is true if you tell an Italian joke.
(Too late to warn AJ300MAG.)

Niece got smart as hell with my 6 year old daughter over stromboli vs calzone.
Little entitled Penn State student bitch. Self impressed with her knowledge.

About as significant as the caliber vs chambering, clip vs mag BS.

Little minds impressed with a little knowledge.

Q: What’s the difference between an Italian and an African?
A: 30 min boat ride.

Wanna piss off someone from Altoona? Call a gob a whoopie pie. A hoagie a sub. A pop a soda. Get west of Chambersburg and the stoopid flows freely.

LOL….that’s the truth.

Why do Italian men always wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Ba fangu...............tutti.

How do you piss off an Italian?

Tie their hands so they can't talk

Compliment his mustache, then remind him his mother’s still has him beat.

Except they are properly called gob, hoagie and pop.

Holy schit the polacks made it to MT 🤦‍♂️

I do t know what you would call the folk in Altoona, the roots aren't so evident.

Now Johnstown,
that Pollock, Hunky, with a smattering of Eyetalian.

Traditionally.

Lots of those folk bailed with the good jobs.
You know who, moved in.
Now, instead of steel,
They steal, murder, and deal.

I used to work in the meat business in a city that was very high in Italian population in the Italian section. There are no people who eat better quality food than Italians. I worked with a girl who made here own pasta, ravioli, prosciutto, wine and brought all her leftovers to work for all us mangia cakes. I sometimes regret that she was already married before I met her.

Germans and Chinese OTOH, will eat ANYTHING!

How do you know where pink flamingos live?

They put plastic Italians on their front lawn.

They wake up puzzled off.

My family is full of them, I have a lot of experience. Lol

Yeah lol. I’m not from Altoona but close enough. . German and welsh in my pedigree

My Aunt is full-blooded Italian.

They live in Easton.

Her daughter is married to a Capobianco.

Their children are like 1 3/4 Italian.

Same sentiment here. Bunch a mingias.

Somehow some Capobiancos ended up down here in my neck of Appalachia.
They's some breeding sonfofbishes

My condolences lol

Pace miei negris 🍻 🤣😂🤣🤣

If I said somethin bad about yur mamas blame google translate 😅

So you don't like scrapple, puddin meat, or so souse?
It's all just pig....parts.

I don't do souse it's nasty.
I'd rather eat the brains, and don't really like those.

Paci, bob-buh!