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Just thinking. Brian comes home without Gabby, his parents drag the truth out of him. His dad gets pissed at him, they get into a brawl. Dad unintentionally kills Brian. Dad and mom dump Brian's body in the swamp, along with his backpack and notebook and tell law enforcement that they think he is hiding in the swamp. They wait long enough for the gators, crabs, and bugs to chew up the body to obscure the cause of death. Then they "helpfully" assist LE in the search and "find" the body parts and personal items.

Case closed.
Some people watch too many Matlock reruns.
Or he got violated by a swamp ape multiple times…lol
Stupidity.
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Or maybe the falsebeeeye doesn't want to admit that they can't find this vagrant so they stage a partial skull find and get themselves off the hook.
Originally Posted by viking
Or he got violated by a swamp ape multiple times…lol


It's been documented many times in that area.




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Originally Posted by Showdog75
Or maybe the falsebeeeye doesn't want to admit that they can't find this vagrant so they stage a partial skull find and get themselves off the hook.


DNA would nix this quite easily.
My best guess is Laundrie knew what was coming for him and went to his favorite nature spot and committed suicide.
Originally Posted by Daveinjax
My best guess is Laundrie knew what was coming for him and went to his favorite nature spot and committed suicide.
This explanation is way too likely true and too simple. Won't be accepted.
Public Opinion
When trying to figure out what happened to Brian consult Occam's Razor.
Originally Posted by JeffA
Originally Posted by viking
Or he got violated by a swamp ape multiple times…lol


It's been documented many times in that area.





Documented!

I knew they were real. Best videography I've seen in years too.

Wonder if that gal with the big lens on the camera got some shots too???
Originally Posted by Hastings
When trying to figure out what happened to Brian consult Occam's Razor.

You there.

Stop making sense.
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by JeffA
Originally Posted by viking
Or he got violated by a swamp ape multiple times…lol


It's been documented many times in that area.





Documented!

I knew they were real. Best videography I've seen in years too.

Wonder if that gal with the big lens on the camera got some shots too???

I felt that the video was particularly compelling.
Originally Posted by Daveinjax
My best guess is Laundrie knew what was coming for him and went to his favorite nature spot and committed suicide.

Very likely.
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by JeffA
Originally Posted by viking
Or he got violated by a swamp ape multiple times…lol


It's been documented many times in that area.





Documented!

I knew they were real. Best videography I've seen in years too.

Wonder if that gal with the big lens on the camera got some shots too???

I felt that the video was particularly compelling.

Such detail, it made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up!
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Hastings
When trying to figure out what happened to Brian consult Occam's Razor.
You there.
Stop making sense.
I've investigated a lot of stuff and way over 90% of the time the simplest most obvious explanation is exactly what happened. What you do is take the most likely thing and work to disprove it.
The young man lost his temper and killed the girl. They were known to physically attack one another. He got home and the world was closing in on him so he offed himself. Duh.
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by JeffA
Originally Posted by viking
Or he got violated by a swamp ape multiple times…lol


It's been documented many times in that area.





Documented!

I knew they were real. Best videography I've seen in years too.

Wonder if that gal with the big lens on the camera got some shots too???

Death by Bunga - Bunga by a swamp ape...

Same thing with those hikers by a squatch in Cali.
Man, woman, child , and the dog.
Bunga- Bunga to death by a squatch..
I think his parents knew he was dead a couple of days after he went out.

I can't imagine what that household was like

Dog the bounty hunter camping out on your lawn , reporters going thru your trash, knowing your son murdered a young girl and the whole world knows it too and that your son is going into the woods to commit suicide.

That's got to take years off your life

I'm not defending their actions, but I don't think any of us know what we'd do definitively in that situation
Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Hastings
When trying to figure out what happened to Brian consult Occam's Razor.
You there.
Stop making sense.
I've investigated a lot of stuff and way over 90% of the time the simplest most obvious explanation is exactly what happened. What you do is take the most likely thing and work to disprove it.
The young man lost his temper and killed the girl. They were known to physically attack one another. He got home and the world was closing in on him so he offed himself. Duh.


Again,

you're making sense.


That's a Campfire No-No.

10 Demerits for you.
Like the title ask, what was the cause of death?
Space Lazer.
Chupacabra
Originally Posted by Beaver10
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laugh
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Space Lazer.

Nooo, that would be a phaser....
Originally Posted by KFWA
I think his parents knew he was dead a couple of days after he went out.

I can't imagine what that household was like

Dog the bounty hunter camping out on your lawn , reporters going thru your trash, knowing your son murdered a young girl and the whole world knows it too and that your son is going into the woods to commit suicide.

That's got to take years off your life

I'm not defending their actions, but I don't think any of us know what we'd do definitively in that situation


They've had a hell'ov a run with this that's been overlooked by most.
There were UK papers reporting the mother had him hidden in a underground bunker in their backyard with drone photos of her working in a backyard flowerbed.

Even with the loss of their son and prospective daughter in law no one has cut them any slack.
The closure that comes with finding their sons remains has got to be helpful. The insanity that has surrounded their home and lives should soon come to an end.
He ate his gun knowing they were coming for him. Was probably really depressed when he came to and realized he offed the hottest POA that he would ever hope to get. She looked way out of his league.
If the fbi had not been told that he was a TRUMP supporter they never would have found him!
Originally Posted by Daveinjax
My best guess is Laundrie knew what was coming for him and went to his favorite nature spot and committed suicide.



you are correct sir
He went to schiett and the hogs at him.
No one gonna make notice of the mom wearing a fuggin mask in the swamp ?
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Heat got him.
Seems to be a thing nowadays.
Guilty Conscience.
You dumb asses. The ‘rona got him!
Originally Posted by Ben_Lurkin
You dumb asses. The ‘rona got him!


LOL. I already said that on another thread. đŸ˜¬
Originally Posted by slumlord
No one gonna make notice of the mom wearing a fuggin mask in the swamp ?


LOL. Figured those weirdos were DemoRat’s. From both of their Families.
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by slumlord
No one gonna make notice of the mom wearing a fuggin mask in the swamp ?


LOL. Figured those weirdos were DemoRat’s. From both of their Families.

Swamp gas protection.

Swamp gas got the Brian dude. Moms didn't want the same fate.
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by slumlord
No one gonna make notice of the mom wearing a fuggin mask in the swamp ?


LOL. Figured those weirdos were DemoRat’s. From both of their Families.

Swamp gas protection.

Swamp gas got the Brian dude. Moms didn't want the same fate.


LOL !
Hopefully he is DEAD!
Originally Posted by JeffA
Originally Posted by viking
Or he got violated by a swamp ape multiple times…lol


It's been documented many times in that area.




lotta vultures in the area to pick the bones clean..
Dog the bounty hunter found him and shot him with his tactical pepperball gun. Only problem is someone filled it with steel marbles.
According to reliable sources, Brian Laundrie was last seen target shooting with Alec Baldwin.
I seen a crime scene reenactment show

These two lard asses were in a Louisiana swamp stomping around and they both dropped dead from heat exhaustion and salt depletion

If they’d only had some salt packets from Wendy’s drive thru, they’d be alive
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