Probably chitt his pants as well.



Biden farts in front of a royal


President Biden let out a long, loud fart while speaking with the Duchess of Cornwall at the COP26 summit.

Camilla Parker Bowles “hasn’t stopped talking about” the 78-year-old’s “long fart,” it has been reported.

The pair were making small talk at the global climate change gathering in Scotland last week when the president broke wind, according to an informed source who spoke to the Mail on Sunday.

“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the source told the outlet.

“Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.”

Biden met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

Parker Bowles, who has been married to Prince Charles since 2005, was taken aback by the flatulence.

Oh man,there's got to be video of this if it's true.

$hit happens 😁

Where have youse guys been?

Slum - what thread number is this??

2nd or 3rd

But it’s an entertaining topic, all is good.

Let's summarize: He has SO FAR: [bleep] himself while talking to the Pope, fallen asleep at the climate conference, and farted in the presence of British royalty.

Is it any wonder he is the laughingstock of the world? The only possible way for the US to be seen as less credible would be with Kamala Harris as President. She who recently asked NASA if they could identify trees by their race. Trees. By their race. Honest.

Look for Rocky to start a Biden farting thread in a 3 days, maybe another sub thread too

an update to the update

Biden overflow his diaper w the pope?

I read recently calling ol dopey Joey the royal farter.

A long, loud fart is actually the correct soundtrack for Chuck and Cammila's entrance.

So is this going to be called Fartgate? lol

LOL.

Bet it's not the first one she has heard.


Uppity phuggers think their schidt don't stink.

a quick recap:

Diaper Joe: "Father remind me again what the Mortal sins are...."

Captain Red shoes: "Well for instance here are some examples....Coveting (sniffing and fondling) your neighbors kids, (or your brother's), "

Diaper Joe: "squeak"

Captain Red Shoes: "Taking showers with your neighbors kids (or your brother's)

Diaper Joe: " Blaat"

Captain Red Shoes: Then there is murdering civilians with a drone...

Diaper Joe: "swueeeeeeek"

Captan Red Shoes: "And don't forget locking kids in cages and consorting with a mousey haired hussy masquerading as a Ginger-haired lying devilspawn while covering up your son's coveting his brothers wife..."

Diaper Joe: " Squish-blaat-blat-squeak-bubble.... Father, I need to use your rest room and page boys...."

Secret Service: " Clean-up in confession aisle B"

I'm 81 and I can relate to that!! LOL LOL!!

You couldn’t make this [bleep] up if you tried!!! God help us all, it’s going to be a long 3 more years.

Maybe Brandon upstaged Charles who may not be up to such notable, long and resonating farts.

Maybe it's the grandest fart Camilla ever heard...

Ya reckon...?



DF

The shot, er ah, fart heard round the world.

Anonymous source for the fart heard round the world..... that is a lot of gain in the system.

The clickbait is strong with this one.

Don't know what you lot are bitching about, at least SOMETHING about him works.

Q: Why does Biden fart more than Trump?

A: Because Trump won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

That might be true.

But, does the non stop talking bother you?

Or can't you handle that much truth?

Yeah, just the wrong end functioning.

DF

There I fixed it for you

His voice has changed but his breath smells the same.

huge laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Depends acts as a filter...

DF

His butt's been wiped.

I’m sure someone in his Illegal “Administration” has the schitty job of doing that several times a day. “Job Security” 😜

This was not on CNN so it didn't happen ! Fake News !!

Camilla: sounds like someone had the biscuits n gravy this morning.........and the gravy smells like chit

And, they want to blame cows for methane induced global warming

Is that what they mean by "Let Go, Brandon"?

Joey Rottenguts.

That fart was the most factually correct speech Biden has ever given.

After farting, Biden was asked, "What's in your wallet?"

Biden replied, "Gas money."