Stay safe out there boys and girls.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...h-accidentally-shot-vagina-cops-say.html

Could she be a graduate of the Alec Baldwin school of firearms safety??

Damn! Poor thing. Reading that made me break out in a cold sweat like when that guy ripped off his johnson in a bicycling accident

Alec Baldwin virus?

Anyone else notice that these bizzarre/ twisted stories all seem to come out of media located outside of the USA.

Not questioning them, just the US MSM.

It's becoming all too obvious that movie making and guns don't mix. Gee; you think any reporters will ask Alec Baldwin for his reaction on this?

that makes my pussy pucker.....

gotta believe a 9mm would f-uck a pussy up.

Reporter neglected to mention her recent graduation as a Rhodes Scholar.

Instagram models falling off buildings, cliffs or bridges to get the “right shot”. This brain trust shooting herself in the vagina, always remind me of this:

https://youtu.be/ZKpyrHiZgZA

Darwin Award winners, one and all!

You can't hurt them things.

One in The Who-hah....

Prolly looks like Arby’s roast beef sammich now.

We really need a like button ..

Her boyfriend: "It's gonna be HOW long until..."

LOL

Went out with a bang?

So there’s a third .. uh.. orifice now?

The way them things stretch I’m surprised that someone else didn’t get hit when it came flying back out

So.. 9mm vs .45? Anyone?

Did she have a professional armorer?

+p!

You have to work hard to beat Wabigoon for worthless topics, this subject doesn’t say much for what you occupy your time with.

I'm no anatomical expert, but there are some other rather important pieces of equipment in that area, large intestine, uterus, ovaries, small intestine, not to mention some pretty good sized arteries and veins. Lucky to survive, she is definitely in Darwin Award territory, but given the area of the damage, not likely to reproduce.

So thats why she's bleeding down there?

Flickin the bean while crossing the creek hot

Is Paul okay? He only showed the "before" photos.

What did your dentist say?

That cracked me up ! Almost lost another keyboard from a mouthful of tea.

Jeebus!

Eligible for workman's comp?

She needs a new line of work.

Must have been "hardball" ammo.

Lighten up Francis.

That’s about an hour and a half north of me. Dang! There’s some really stupid white trash types in that part of the state.

We'll you can take her bowling now, she's a 3 holer!

She obviously didn't have it pointed upstream and/or inserted. That probably would have been her final big O.
Chances are there isn't a whole lot left on the outside though. Turned an Arby's into a donut.

The ol' big montana....


FMJ or gold dots?

My Fimber smells fishy!

I heard the responding officer said something smelled fishy.

I wanna see that close up "pussy shot" !

So she's a porn webcam model. Now the world knows her real name and general location. And that she shot an extra hole in her twat while streaming it live to the world. There's gotta be some kind of lesson in all this.

What's next, an M80 butt plug?

So the gun went off prematurely....?

Well, it's too late for a cherry bomb........

Marketing strategy.

Chatterbait probably has never had so much traffic looking for that chick.

Sticking a loaded Glock in her ham sammich? Yeah, she didn't learn that at any private school.

One time at band camp....

May be one of the least deadly things that have been there.