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SandBilly

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Dear Penthouse.....

With a partner or without?

I thought I was alone..lol

The chance of an accidental discharge is just too great. 😁

I was just teaching her how to blow a duck call, is all.

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How about standing up in a hammock?

Over the hood in a roadside park?

This kind of crap right here is why everyone has you on ignore…

Ground blind, wooden platform and even a steel hang on stand.
The latter was scary but both tied in and went slow.
Was maybe 20 ft.
I weighed 165 and she was 95.

On your birthday? lol

Neice?

I’ve never said that before....LOL


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dorfman, I thought u was asleep? 😃

My ol lady was tiny.
Shes 125 now and im 195.
And.......id rather have a pizza

Only if you had a rifle in your hand.

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I was going until [bleep] nut text me.

Was getting head from sally when I shot a boar, we finished up later in the evening.

As they should.

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“Mo peanut butta player...mo peanut butter” LOL

So the way I read it--- you weighed 165 and she was 95 years old??
Good for her...but you a pervert

Busted it in the groundblind, one of those ameristep. doghouse models
Back yard LOL

Not in the woods....shes never gone hunting.

Looked at getting another ground blind for late season.
Had her w me.
She never said anything about it.

dorfman?

LMAO

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Who finished up later in the evening?…..you and Salty or you and the boar?

JK….You’re one of the good guys that can take a joke without getting upset. 😉

What?

I didn’t say it.

Damn, that Slum, always getting me into trouble.

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lol I can still call her up to go out, she lives in
New Braunfels, TX now. Still my chicky.

Roger hasn’t gotten a piece of ass since then either.

LOL

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Y’all probably are conspiring mofo’s…

LMFAO…

In the words of the great Wabigoon.

“I need my beaty rest”

Vivid Presents: Phuq Dy-Nasty

Isn't that why they are called box blinds?

Must have been very dry. At 95 did she use polygrip as a lube ? Imagine 95 years old and still interested in sex.

That's what I was thinking...hummmmm

LOL was 95 lbs.
32 yrs old then.

Of course that was 30 yrs ago.

Gotta kill the lights nowadays.
Makes those pizza commercials on the dig TV look even better 😂

That old dude!

Yep. She was a lot of fun.

Does choking your chicken count?

She was 95? You must have had to be really careful. At her age it could have killed her.

Beaver;
Good evening to you my cyber friend, I hope the second last day of November treated you all well.

Before going any further I'll assure you that the day I discuss my personal experiences with such things online will be the day you can add my name to my cyber friend Digital Dan's list of folks who've lost it.

However, that doesn't mean I don't have a sheep hunting story for you - and it's California Bighorns by the way for those who have the rubber boot and velcro glove jokes waiting in the wings.

Back in the halcyon days of Okanagan sheep hunting, we were allowed to take a ram per year with over the counter tags with only a 3/4 curl restriction.

It was one of the more accessible areas to get an over the counter sheep tag so as the gentle reader can imagine, the more accessible areas were a wee bit of a three ring circus. One morning on a trailhead to get onto a good place to see rams, I was the 12th pickup for instance.

The poor out of country hunters were a wee bit nonplussed too sometimes as they were expecting a more "wilderness experience" sheep hunt rather than something resembling a Black Friday opening at an electronics store.

It was bad enough that until I took up sheep hunting in the early '90's, I studiously and most carefully avoided that drainage for the entire month of September, which was when the season was.

The stage is now sufficiently set for the following tale.

I bumped into a buddy who along with his brother would guide, taking time off of their usual contractor duties. I'd query them about mulie bucks mostly as I wasn't quite to the point where I was hoping to get a ram. That came a couple years later.

When I asked if he saw any decent bucks so far that season he replied that no, he'd not seen any big ones, but that he and at least 5 other groups of hunters had witnessed a couple who were obviously in the mood for something other than strictly sheep hunting.

He then wondered out loud to me why anyone would think they had privacy in a place that likely had more spotting scopes and expensive binoculars second only to the annual bird watchers bird count day, you know?

Anyways that's the story of the sheep hunters who couldn't wait, or something akin to that I suppose?

All the best to you all as we head into winter weather.

Dwayne

Who's been in a hunting blind?

Homos.

Couple thoughts:

For some people, wide open spaces can cause things to get frisky...While others might find it exiting to be watched by others with naked eyes or through expensive optics.

Maybe that’s why it has been called the “Wild Outdoors” or “Nature Calls” due to it’s uncanny ability to trip some baser instinct in the brain to lay pipe to a sexy female.

Or, in Flave’s case a dood.

LOL

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Does it count if you had sex with yourself in the blind?

Why do people keep asking that? No, it doesn't count.

Bunch of wankers on this forum.

Wonder if Jim in TN sings that to his house husband?

I'd bet PaDDler sings it to his 12 yr old pedophile interests....or to himself in the mirror.

Most fellas go to duck blinds to get away from women!

I used to hunt with this gal.....

Threads like this are one of the reasons all the good guys "left".


You guys are crude, rude, and totally socially unacceptable.



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not yet

A few times, didn’t bother the deer.

Then you weren't doing it right!

Oh, Shît !

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I tried, but the chipmunk wanted nothing to do with it.

Yes, more than once.

Beav and Kingston sittin’ in a tree.

F-U-C-K-I-N-G!




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You Ding-dong, look at yourself, you can’t climb a tree, what makes you think either King, or I can climb a tree?

Yeah, pretty F’n stupid comment you made, ain’t it ?

Sheesh...Hold into the ground blinds.

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Beav texts be like “You’re the only buck I’ll be looking for this opener.”

You filthy butt fugks.



LOL

I like her style.
Paul B.

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Genitorturers

that goes back a ways. Kids today wouldn't get that reference (not Beaverhunt either)

Wanna go hunting?

she ain't a cousin is she?

Get in line, Paul.

I called dibs on Ryan. Actually, he called dibs on me, I think.

LOL

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Story of my life, Day late and a dilldough short.

Off 2 Ignore with your ass !

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That is just soooo, wrong !

Wait....I can’t see it because you’re on ignore.

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I’m
Use to it.

I guess this thread has proved that either our members are hardcore dedicated hunters, who’d never take a woman hunting in a blind.

Or, you’re all so fûck’n ugly you couldn’t have a hot chick, unless she was far sighted, broke, needing your desperate money to buy herself some glasses.

LOL

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Flave, asked me where are you going to find these gay cartoons?

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Who cares! Hunting g blind head dude!

Guilty!

Umm, need a little more detailed information...Male or Female? Wearing camo or blaze orange? Over corn 🌽 or food plot?

Did you fill your tag?

Thanks,

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Slum tried and slipped on an icy floor and got a bent stick for sure.

Never been in a hunting blind.

Now I know why!

Mice.

Shouldn’t have posted that…

That’s gay as hell and sick !

LOL

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Chortle. That actually rings true

What if you were thinking of a partner?

Took a gal walking along the river back in the day, we stopped under a tree when it started pouring. Nothing else to do, so we got to it. She stuck around for several years after that, so it musta been fun. Never had much use for blinds, though.

It's been a while...in hindsight I was a fool. I was like "sit down and shut the f'k up.'

Beave….remember that stand where you got your buck when hunting with me?

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Hahaha. Tff. Voice of experience there for sure.

Yeah, btdt. Thinking of wife, of course.

Did you have sheep in front of your blind??

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Can't believe you would talk to a deer like that.

Bunch of perverts....

I like to eat fried chicken during sex in the blind.

If you really love him, who are we to criticize?

I always thought it tasted like fish!

I am unsure. Maybe.

I have woke up sitting next to a tree, with zero clue how I got there, nor where the pickup was parked.

That was a good night at the Corner Club...

So what you’re saying is that we should have more sex while we can get it up?

GFY

In my best Bill Clinton voice…”I did not have sex with that woman”…

This is my rifle this is my gun!
This is for killing, this is for fun.

The blind I was certain a Georgia venomous snake was gonna slither out of the tree and kill me ?

Yeah, I remember that blind.

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Those Southern boys didn't introduce you to the "dying quiver" ?

Guess now you're going to tell us how you wacked off in your hunting blind....