What ya buying this year?

We got amazon boxes showing up every day.

No way I can compete with that.

She buys whatever she wants when she sees it.


And can’t take her out to dinner, she is doing the anorexic thing

Yep, I understand

Sexy underbritches and a vacuum cleaner.

Bosch router, some resin and a fancy puzzles

One of those vacuum cleaner robots. It was running just a bit ago.

So far I got her a chocolate lab sticker for her car. 3.99 from ebay with free shipping.
I will get her and my daughter a massage and lunch. Girls morning out.
We have everything, and good jobs, so it is beyond hard to get something special.
For years I would get her Swarovski animals like labs. Got lots of that now, but it was a cool go to gift. Played out now.

Hanes or BVD?

We’ve been trying to keep it pretty simple last few years. Wife and I have kinda decided we’ve got too much stuff as it is. She’s been looking at her parents’ house, full of stuff that doesn’t get used. We’ve moved five times in recent years. I’ll probably just get her a pair of earrings and she’ll get me whatever I want, I’m thinking a Benelli 828 sporting clays gun.

Depends on what you are into

Your colon, that’s as close as I could get to your head.

I just checked my bank account. Everybody is getting a text for Christmas!!

My wife is impossible to buy for. This is really quite good as she has very simple tastes, but it is a bit frustrating. My son and I have long wished that she smoked cigars and drank whiskey. (Not really.)

Thigh Master 10,000

Wife's getting a Makita... my saws are a bit much for her to handle.

Basic fruit tree pruning and 911 stuff on our WV roads.

You get a chubby when you think of my colon? I just took a big greasy thanksgiving leftover dump. Does that do anything for ya?

Is that red thing included? 😊

Sometimes.

What do I need vacuum for when I have you?

You sucky sucky long time.

You are such a romantic. I may even have to put on a clean pair of unstained undies before you get home tonight. I ate some vianni sausages and will be self lubricating in anticipation.

No need for that, I brought metal shavings from the machine shop.

A Rat2.
Not the D2 one. I'll have to sharpen the dam thing.
Bought 5 to give awaydifferent colors.
They had a limited edition White one, figured she'd like it.
Showed it to her, she liked the green one better.

She don't know she's getting one.
Gonna surprise her!

I’ve watched way too much porn to give my womern a certificate for some massage somewheres.

lol

My girlfriend wanted a chainsaw. So that's what I got for her and gave her early because I might not be able to be there right at Christmas time.

Yep, I count myself fortunate.

Christmas gift, she picked out a hall bench.

to be honest. Diamond earrings. no chit. Blue Nile.

Y'all Military types who have had the same wife for a Career? you owe. big time. 31 years marriage here, same woman. 28 years 5 months 14 days Navy. I owe my wife big time.

she said she would like to have diamond earrings. Done. somewhere in the $3k range

WTF would you know about buying gifts for women you fa ggot??

Got diamond earrings a few years ago, May get a day spa thing for her.

Shop here, women love this Victorian stuff:

https://www.victoriantradingco.com/

Eating britches

Somebody is flirting...

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Maybe salmon/halibut trip to Alaska.

Guess I can't show D*ck in a box on youtube

My wife is a badass - I gotta listen through the year & consider her current interests before I buy. She does that for me. Example I got 1000 LR primers in my stocking last year. She got a Shun kitchen knife.

We like each other a lot so thats nice.

Getting her a Bullet bass boat.

Bass boat is what she wants, i forgot!

Step 1 cut a hole in the box

Step 2 put your %$#@ in the box 📦

Easy for me. My wife is a silver whore. Bullion, A E’s or anything silver puts me in the good!

read my mind. shame original taken off

nice!

LoLoLoL!!!! Holee schitt....that's funny!!!!

Only way to top that is to buy her a Sybian and be done with it for the next five years.....

Mine would rather have a new wet tile saw instead of jewelry.

She’s almost anti jewelry

For $3k-$5k, she’d rather have a used Ditch Witch 😃

She jealous of my bucket truck

No jewelry here either.


We basically don't buy each other gifts.


This year for Christmas we bought the house an air purifer. 30% off cyber Monday deal on an Alen 75i with the ganja smoke filter.....lol

contact high when you change the filter after 6 months of Months of Montana winter? lol no problem with edibles

Fine jewelry. It doesn't clutter up the place and is actually still worth something after they've used it. Also when she complains that I gave her gold and gems again I can say she really will complain about anything...

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lol

Yes! Thank you for that, haha. Cracks me up every time.

Classic

Value pack?

Last Christmas the wifey and me did the no presents thang....

It SUCKed !

Ballz deep in wrapping paper this year. Dog too, cuz he didn’t get anything last Christmas either.

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Sybian

She saw this at an Amish Furniture store and has been wanting it ever since. So I got it for her for Christmas.

Lol, said by the all knowing everything about women guy..........LMFAO!

Jewelry and perfume. I'm all about that romantic schidt.

We don’t exchange anything. Buy for the kids and their wives. This year we are going to be in Florida for the holidays.

Back a few girlfriends ago I asked an older machinist that I worked with what I should get my girlfriend. He said buy her a headstone and if she doesn’t use it don’t get her anything next year. That made me laugh.

Lol, that is funny.

I am making my wife a wooden ring. I will drill small holes in it and fill with luminous resin that glows in the dark.
Kind of a 70s look.

Bought her new tires for HER car!

I bought a Dale of Norway woolen sweater

I got Beaver a plastic replica of my COCK.

I even signed it.

LOL

Getting a new kitchen in the house. Tear out was yesterday, patching walls and floor tile today, and cabinet install next week. Countertops a few days before Christmas. So maybe she can cook Christmas dinner in it. She’s also getting a new purse to carry the money we no longer have, as it all went towards the kitchen.

***Beaver after opening his gift***



"HONEY!! He even SIGNED IT!!"




LOL

I was like, thanks Flavor, it’s an excellent Christmas ornament.

LOL

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She calls it her “stocking stuffer.”

LOL

Stop chewing on your Christmas ornaments you fugking retard.

LOL

Then stop wrapping your junk in bacon, dumb-dumb.

🤣🦫

Buy her an Itunes card...if she uses it great...if not, it will last a long time.

A win either way.

I think she could use a 300 Winchester magnum I saw down at the gun store, she doesn't hunt, never has but I thought she would still be delighted to own one.

Try as I might I find that I cannot fault that line of reasoning...you are a thoughtful husband.

She saw an LCPii .22lr at BPS the other day and says she’s like it to complement her LCP .380, so I bought one a few days later. I’m sure I’ll be in trouble for not buying the jewelry she’s sent me links to as “hints”. Oh well.

He is getting Mrs. Slumlord a Taylor Swift Picture and a nice frame to go along with it.




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Kingston call it the "Baconator."

LOL

A sammich maker.

Because that says I love you.

Pair of slippers and a [bleep].

That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuhq herself.

Come on, bro.

That joke’s older than ingwe’s mom’s, mom.

A backpack leaf blower

My wife ran one for hours today. Place looks good!

Gotta play to the audience ..... dealing with 77 year olds on average

A new package of dishwashing gloves and a fresh box of sandwich bags.

I got my wife one of these too.

If you look closely at the frame, there's like 10 kinds of pasta on there. Must have been from VBS in the rich part of town

Dollar General all the way.
Variety Pasta pack.
Clear glue.
Gold Spray paint.
Some cardboard box left in a aisle.

Got the Pic off amazon.

Bout 15 bucks into it all inc shipping.
Pic is a lasar photo copy high quality!!!.


Mrs. Slumlord is a big Tay Tay fan.
( Slumlord is also but wont admit it)
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Valid point.

Does he like it?

LOL

He's your Dad, ask him.

^^^The “wit” of a COVIDIOT is a sight to see.^^^

LOL

My woman wants a blackcherry Ruger Wrangler (https://ruger.com/products/wrangler/specSheets/2027.html), should be in next week. She'll get some golf sheit too I'm sure.

last year my wife asked for Christmas, for me to take her somewhere to kill a big whitetail and some hogs.
She killed a 130 buck, a doe, and we doubled on hogs. she with a xbow and me quickly following up with her rifle on a 2nd hog.

This year, we're giving each other a hunt. Going back with the same folks, but we will hunt separately.

also, making her a bohemian (hippy) styled wooden ring.

My Lovely wife like old dolls, I love her, I bought her a doll.

Lmfao!!

Diamond necklace


It ain’t ever been easy being married to me.

Thats pretty cool right there.

right now I got her a 100' garden hose.

she plays her cards right, she might just get a bag of grass seed to complete the set

So far, a cheese grater.

Faaaugh! I hate Christmas shopping!

A sparkly Cross pin.

This is what Flave got last year.

Boys, whatever you buy your wife for Christmas, do NOT end up in the doghouse!



Merry Christmas.

L.W.

LOL