I dont know why, always have


Anyone else?

I usually leave dumps.

Haven't found a

So does my four year old.

Usually shoes and socks too.

🤷

Pants.

George Costanza did the same thing

A wife beater tee ain’t a shirt.

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Slummy,

you so that from your deer stand too?

Brrrrr!

Ok

We got a Mr Obvious on board 😂😀

Only when I'm out of paper. It's not so bad.

Putting it back on is a bitch though.

Its about 70 degrees in the stand right now

👍

Are the deers still in their summer red coats?

She is Hawwwwwwwt!!!!

Wonder if she goes topless taking a dump???

You got a fresh cow pie over there ?

lol

But she’s got a tattoo. Just ruins it for me. 🤪

EveryTime!... Don't Want That Tail Draggin!...

Pancake makeup will cover that.

Or have her help paint the walls. A little playful slap with a brush or roller.............good to go.


Or leave her for those of us those things don't bother. I'm sure I could find other things to concentrate on beside any tats she may have.

It was a joke. I’d bang her like a screen door in a tornado. 🤠

I knew that!

It was meant for the tattoo haters.

That reminds me, while on the road, Walgreens are nice places to take a dump.

They have clean, cool restrooms and high, deep thrones so you dont have to drape you buddy over your thigh or hold it up above the drink.

WTF?

Take it off while breast feeding cats on Delta

CVS

Probably shouldn’t be giving away all these secrets..

Black Angus...

No telling long that stupid fugg been in here today wandering around.

Always a proponent of the gift that keeps on giving.
Don't flush a public toliet.


Oh....
Look
It's Happy Camper at the pool....
🤣🤣🤣

I like to be comfortable...

I strip down to my socks.

She's commenting on jaguar`s posts.

Gets it.

That ain't no chit. The best man in my wedding included this trait of mine in his speech. LOL!

I guess hunting season is over in your parts?

Holy smokes! Jag must be hung like a knee grow!

I take my shirt off and turn my ball cap backwards .

No
Just come out of the stand

Been in it all afternoon

Got over run with bovines before dark, neighbor needs to check his fences.

Yeah, me too, everything but the t-shirt.

Lucky. It's over for us on December 1st. Just figured you had a ton of spare time with that post

Post imageis down for me.

Got pics of this big cow moseying around my hardwoods. lol

I moo’d at her she stared a hole through my soul

But I keep my hat on.

The only reason I could see that you need to take your shirt of to take a dump is if someone "kicked your ass so hard that you had to unbutton your shirt to take a schit"
Is that the case with you weirdos?

If you do know, you don't know.

Yeah, it's good to keep a sock handy. Never know when the TP dispenser will go dry.

If you’re gonna use your shirt to wipe with it's best to take it off first.

I take one leg out of my pants and pull them to the side when I crap in the woods. Always had a fear of dropping a loaf right on my pants.

Ever crapped on the back of a set of hunting coveralls ? lol

ya, not funny. not funny at all.

Socks go first.

I only crap while posting on the campfire.... cosmic balance sort of thing....

Uh....no

LOL

Did you make this post, while dropping a deuce ?

Asking for a friend !

They don’t flush too good.

You're probably a crumpler too aren't you?

Now way...Sleeves before socks.

I hate blisters.

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Made this post while watching this stray bovine invade my oak flat, figured I’d just wait on ren50 down below the bluff from me. Let him hunt. My mind started to wander and I hopped on 24 campfire from the stand.

Hmmm, meat on the hoof.

We was so poor as i was growing up we didn't have shirts.

You was rich HUH.

Since my neighbor can’t seem to fix his fence...(this is the umpteenth time) this has happened

I am thinking about fixing the fence with the cows on my side. lol

Let them wander way over to the other side of our place, let the guy come see me about his animals. Far fetched I know, he’d probably just cut the fence and let em back in.

In the hood of a snowmobile suit?

Then whut?

Wipe your azz with it?

Lol. 😂

That's a Pig ? Looks like a Cow from here.

Fugger waiting on a deer, God sends him beef, he takes pics instead of utilizing he bounty placed before him. Heathens....😂

Might be the 4 stomachs. That’s a basically 4 gut piles.

LOL

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And push button combination lock on the door.

Don't forget that combination.

Lol.

That reminds me, if your go in a Starbucks to take a leak, do you lift the throne lid in their unisex bathrooms before letting it fly?

It probably depends on whether or not his pig tailed boyfriend is watching.

Since they dont have the piss facilities for my use, ie, urinals, i just let it fly.

Let them deal with it.

Im not touching a lid on a throne Qs flock to.sit on.

I dropped a loaf in the hood one time. I sure wish I had noticed before I put it back on and flipped the hood back on.

I use the bottom of my shoe to lift that lid. Gross enough.
I've been told that German men are required / expected to sit down like a woman when pissing, but I don't think they go so far as to remove their shirts. Lol

A friend visited his wife's family in Germany and some places had signs..

I’ve hit my suspenders twice. Just left them in the woods.

Nope, don’t take shirt off, usually pull underwear down.

Depends on the level or urgency, sometimes there is no time for such...

Where do you put it in the Port O Jon?

Always take my shirt off

Dumbazz - what do you think that tail is for?