Do it yourself or outsourced?

Razor

DiY clippers.

Keep it wore off

Blindfolded.....

Clippers. No way scissors are going near it.

Hedge clippers, blow torch and a pipe bending machine.

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Hot wax. Smooth as an Olympic swimmer.

I have my people handle that for me. I'm way too busy solving the world's problems here on the 'Fire to do it myself.

Beware!

If ya get old & no longer need or want to maintain, it will grow back 2X the initial length & thickness.

Don't need much maintenance here. If it would just go back to growing, out the top instead of nose and ears, I could comb it again.

I guess were now announcing the metrosexual members?

If I could only get my ball bag from drinking toilet water, I’d be mucho happy.

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Neither.

You fágs.

Really? They won the majority here about five years ago. Whatever. Things change.

NAIR

Asian ho's wax my [bleep].

Burns like a mofo

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Do sound like the man is aging.

Know it well, bag is well hydrated.

Real men let their pubes hang out of the bottom of their shorts.

Braids are ok as long as a chick does the braiding.

Otherwise, it's just being pussy-whipped, or whatever the woke phrase is.

Some of us like to see a women’s face while she lubes the landing gear, instead of looking down and seeing Cousin Itt.

😬🦫

Beaver, I’m doing you a favor right now and not posting my initial thought.

You owe me one.

Let’r Buck...I need a good laugh.

😬🦫

Gayer'n aids.

Jim, do you like hair in your mouth?

Spitting pubes is boys right of passage...Then he grows up and buys a razor for his women..Skin that Beaver.

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I was gonna say, she doesn’t like it either.

Use the same clippers I use on the dogs

Gonna go out on a limb here and say, Jim never thought of such a thing.

🤷🏽‍♀️🦫

Rawdog

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I’m all about me. 😆

Jim's a bear and bears don't shave.

There’s that



Can we still say that?

It don't bother me on my birthday or anniversary.

Lmao,

Echo weed whacker

What about her birthday?

She hides at her sewing table.

Sometimes you just gotta take that shît, Jim. Just take it and beat it up!

That's why I am not allowed to drink Wild Turkey anymore.

I guess they call it a Restraining Order or something.

At least that's what Remsen told me when he served papers.

Duct tape. Just rip the [bleep] off. Man up fellers.😊

I don’t think you should drink Wild Turkey either if Remsen had to put a restraining order on you.

He said it would be okay if I paid for next month's retainer too.

😂

😂🤣🦫

Doah !

🤦‍♀️🦫

If God had meant for you to cut all that off,
He wouldn't have given you any junk, and you'd
have a slot and tee dees and carry a purse


Lord save us all. . . . .

You circumcised?

You shave your face?

Some,. . . Not all

Yeah. . . You'll have to take my word on that

I was probably 3 or 4 days old. As far as I know,
they didn't ask my opinion on the matter

Fugckk all that manscaping stuff. I have ball hair so long I braid dreadlocks in it.

Did god make soap?

Some don’t use it.

Snatch smell is a real thing.

Women might hit your tackle more often, if you tried cleaning your gear.

Laffin

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I rarely agree with Mr. Conrad, but well said, Sir.

Does it show through your spandex? 😁

Hahaha!

Theo Gallus….. 🤦‍♂️

Not quite, but is does when I free ball in my Daisy Dukes.

Clippers and a razor

Picture for Ren50 needed

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Shave the shaft and berries in the shower. Clipper (the right one that won't cut the crap out of you) on everything else. DIY as long as I can reach everything. Hire it out to young asian chicks when I can't.

Mrs. Geno waxed my back and torso once when I was all doped up on pain meds after a surgery. Once.

He gave a good many of us the intelligence to
make and use it ( thus the old adage " cleanliness is
next to Godliness ") but unfortunately there seems
to be many ( in this region anyway) who disdain
any effort at personal hygiene, and prefer to hose
themselves with febreze and cheap trader's village
perfume. I'd rather wash, and have many bars of
assorted soaps.

If some here are indignant because you like to
shave your pubes, it doesn't bother me because
you're the one who has to worry over it, and your
woman is the one that has to look at it
I prefer to keep cutting tools away from my junk

Ren's already getting the really good stuff.

What an awesome thread...can't wait 'til the butthole bleaching.

No wonder Biden is President.

Don't knock it til you try it!!

Or are you saying you have an appointment and can't wait?

The all-knowing Pat has arrived.

Lmfao

This is it! final straw... I am heading to the facebooks where all the good guys went.... ha....
Hey Pat, what is the secret code word to get me in?

The secret code is...Write In Cruz...

All organic.
Why bother.

Manscaped Lawnmower 4.0- Yer Ballz Will Thank You

Sorry....the 'Campfire is my final resort for social media. As liberal as it's members have become, at least it's owner has allowed dissenters to continue to post.

Crap..... no place to hide....

Only a liberal would trim their junk.


You got a link?

At first I thought this was about a hair cut.

Right? Think about it. I drove behind a pickup today that had "[bleep] Biden" across the rear window today. It's common place here.


See...even on the most liberal (?) "press", there is no freedom.

As for this add
I use no Razors or Scissors down below I use no Perfume to mask how filthy I am (I take showers to smell clean)
And I Use no deodorant.
I smell the way I smell Like it or not.
As for the way I like my Women.
I would rather Floss my teeth rather than finger the Sahara Desert Slight Trim is OK but I like to run my fingers threw it.
That is just me thou
I also do not have a Man Bun. I myself put that in the same class as the so called Mansacping Stuff.

Razor and frozen OJ

After seeing this thread, no wonder the 6.5 Creed is so popular here...

I always heard that the only men that did manscaping was to make their small weewees look bigger.

My wife takes care of these sort of things for me and thankfully she hasn't used a knife yet.

Just hope she doesn't go all Lorena Bobbit on yer azzz.

WTF??? You got hair on the end of your dick???

It cracks me up to see how many here do that “manscaping” schitt….
It may start out innocent enough, but before you know it, you’ll be shaving your arms, legs, toes, fingers and butthole…. Traits that are considered “effeminate” by normal folks….next thing you know, you’ll be getting hormone shots because you’re already halfway there…

This thread is a HUGE sign that, in most places, hunting season is over.

😕

It also announces a bunch of fa guh tee Nancies on the site.

Some guys never learn.

You don’t complain when it’s in your mouth, you sawed off, little fat fouck.

😆

True, it's been a while since butthole shaving has come up, and that's a strong indication.

Hey, don’t you live in a camper in your brothers driveway?

Lmfao

Even if your pecker worked its not like you could show it to anyone.

🤣

I learned to shave my ass-crack hairs a few times per year in the shower. Makes keeping the backside much cleaner after wiping.

Front side, the DR. can weed thru the jungle, to grab balls and tell me to cough.

I get all them ass crack hairs in there squeaky clean with dial bar soap.

Then just pull em out 3-4 at a time.

That Dial soap strips all the body oil off and you can grip em good and just pull. It’s your chance to get revenge on all that woolyness causing itches

Do it like that too with the hairs on the shaft of my cock. But can only do one, 2 at time. Sombitchin chit smarts a little but it worth it.

A smooth wiener adds a couple inches in appearances.

Sack now raw
Wife still laughs at it
Do not recommend, thumbs down

I’m guessing that’s your clever way of asking for dick pics???

Why did you cut out the rest of the post? You mooch off your brothers Wi-Fi too?

Lmao

Bum

Life should be that easy….My little brother had a disabling stroke about 20 years ago…. Friggin dillweed

You need to collect those bits of wisdom.

Best seller material right there!

Spitting pubes is boys right of passage...Then he grows up and buys a razor for his women..Skin that Beaver.
😂😂😂😂👌👍

Same happened to me at a few days old. Couldn’t walk for almost two years after that

Gay thread alert ! ....u wear it off......

Clippers all day

The very fact that this thread has gone on for 6 pages is an indictment of our educational institutions in general.

I put it to you: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

Well, you sonsofbitches can do what you want, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America.

if you do your part?

Gentlemen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxvT8KKdFw

Barber shop

Sure
MFM, the nomadic driveway bum. 😂

You really should tell the doc about the side effects those hormone shots are having on your mind….. it’s a really short trip from mild delusions to full blown psychotic episodes….all I can figure is I must have hit a nerve about the progression of your sexual fetish/fixation of becoming more effeminate…..don’t worry, in todays world you can be anything you want…. Good luck.

This thread should be titled "Ode to the 6.5 Creedmoor"....

Thank God there are no pictures on this thread.

G23

I bet your husband likes it when he rims you..... hahahahah

Wether you need it or not right.

There is something wrong with y'all.

Some things should not be spoken of in polite company.

Oh, wait...

Can you believe Cecil56 told the whole world he shaves his butthole?
And he professes to be a good Christian...... word

Jeebus.

that's all

Just...............................

Jeebus

I know Geno, since Flave's absence we have had no one to keep these reprobates in line.... hence butthole shaving admissions.... at least he goes to church with Wabi..... praise Jeebus

What next............."Do you switch hands during stroking sessions?"

As Jim would say.


Whoopity sheesh.

Prayers sent for Flaves return....

Dave sends his regards:

I know everybody else laughed at this too. . . . .

Double whoopity sheesh if I may be so forward.

permission granted.

Neither. I go with dreadlocks. It’s a great conversation starter at parties.

Church picnics too.

My dear wife cuts what is left of my hair with a razor.

Just keep it out of the potato salad.

Gayest thread ever?

Not even close.

They all live in the tropics. Real men like us need the insulation.

Your all amateur’s, you need to get some cute little Asian woman to wax your nether regions….pure fun I tell ya!

Hahahaha, reminds me of a story of when I was in the Navy. Better save that one for in person though. Good to see you posting again, it made my day to get your pm

I'm not so sure. I'd swear they are fishing for junk pictures.

Trust me brother, it is soooooo much better when the wife tells it. LOL

That was her?!?!