LMFAO

not going to watch 26 minutes of that guy.

Watching those two might be worse than watching Segal.

I got stories.

Dude has a stunt double just to walk upstairs


Sandbags hide his gut. lol

Sits the whole movie, stunt double makes all moves.

Just a heads up - Netflix is running Double Team right now.

Rodman and VanDamme classic.

Security detail for small town 4th of July parade.

This^^^

When was he ever worth watching?

Kind of makes it easier to watch Yellowstone now.

🤣

Two nerds living in Mom's basement sitting around criticizing Seagal.

.......... Amen to that. I only lasted the first 8 minutes.

He's gayer’n aids.

The star in "meal team 6" -back to the buffet,,

Starting to look like Charlie Chan, afternoon at the Bijou


Wooo....!!! There ya go Boomers!!!

There’s a blast from the past

now i feel better about myself

They did a Seagal Halloween episode. But halfway through his vampire flick they lost vid. So finished w a non Seagal horror flick from 80s called " the uninvited ".

George Kennedy in it. It was horrible.

😭🤣😂

These horrible movies remind me of Sat creature features, Svenghoulie and similar.

He’s a gun control nut.

He had a show where he was an assistant deputy in New Orleans. One night, they were riding around in jon boats in the canals of New Orleans at night, shooting nutria with a .22 They shot lots of nutria.

Dave Attell did a nutria kill on Insomniac.
That was a cool show LOL

Got farther than I did

Tyke the Elephant moments before being shot dead in the streets of Honolulu for killing his trainer, August 20 1994.

Schitt, Wabigoon still has his ticket stub from the first run of Hamlet at the Globe Theatre in Ye Olde London....

If there ever was a Russian loving Commie.

From WIKI;

His father was the son of Russian Jews who had immigrated to the U.S. > so? Anti-Gun also.

He's a Bat Fastard.

I think he was a top Octagon fighter about ten years ago, saw some of his fights, he won every match.

Two queers and a movie?

Nah man, Charlie Chan's one of them new-fangled gen-x celebrities, we're all about the Thin Man. Myrna Loy - hubba hubba!

Sheeeoooot - I just realized you got your Charlie's mixed up. Chaplin, Chan, I can see how you'd do that. Chaplin is definitely where it's at. Paid our nickel and stayed in the matinee all afternoon long.

Hold into the black and white

His action movies were entertaining. Don't care for him in real life, but that's the same for most actors.

I think that shot that elephant with a 30-30 they confiscated from someone.
Does that make the 30-30 a good elephant caliber? (Asking for a friend)

Ron

He had at least one hot wife.

Weird Science

I ain't watching 26 seconds of him.

Saw him saunter through SHOT Show a couple of years in a row with about 4 "bodyguards".

Dyed hair. Fat. Full of himself.

Everyone who saw him just grinned and made fun of him when his parade passed.

he is a blues musician apparently too. several years ago he booked a show at a local venue of about 1400 seats. i was watching the ticket sales online for a while out of curiosity. he sold about 50-100 seats in several months and ended up cancelling.

Yeah his type let the ""I'm so great"" go to their head and they never stop.

I’d rather watch the whales cruising the Walmart aisles.

i think he moved to russia

Seagal is a hollywood punk.

Didn't she leave him because he kept beating her up?
Paul B.

Probably. He was married to a bodybuilder also. She probably beat him up.

Too OLD Too FAT Too EGOISH for his own good!!

Living in yesteryear!!

Two beta millennial do nothing lamos laying around in recliners criticizing a SEVENTY YEAR OLD? Do they ever unglue their own fat asses out of the chair and their lips from each others butt?

Took the words...

You're missing the point. What's a 70 year old still making movies pretending that he's an "operator". At least Sean Connery and Clint Eastwood play age-appropriate roles. Gene Hackman is another actor who takes roles that should be played by a much younger actor.

I’ll bet he would be really good at selling Blimpie Burgers.

No kidding. At the 10:30 mark of the video, the guy on the left is making fun of how fat Segal is, while his own belly has leaked out from under his shirt.

Also, they criticize the actor playing the Lt. Col. for being super old. That's Dale Dye, awarded a bronze star and a purple heart in Vietnam. Sure, he is old, but don't pick on combat vets simply because time caught up with them.

They are being critical of the roles.....

The actors much older than their characterst would be if trying for some reality.

Run Between The Raindrops was a great book.

I only watch movies with vietnam vets or movies about vietnam on one condition

At least one CCR song is played during the screenplay

Cause...ya know. I was like 6 years old when all that was going on and I try to relate, being on a forum and stuff

Once upon a time Seagal was a genuinely accomplished martial artist.

Now, at best, he's become a sad caricature.

MM

I think it akin to having 40 yr olds play HS students.

Hell a CCR song wouldnmake me turn the show off

Seagal was a hasbeen before he started his movie career. It has been a steady slide into hilarity with every new cringe worthy installment.

Sad

Wonder how much those youtubers make on their channel, their viewcounts, previous vids, their ads, streamers, bumpers, overlays, merch, etc

Enough that they can sit around and drink nasty stouts and watch lame movies?

Svenghoulie is rotund these days.

If it pays for the beer on and off camera, sounds like a worthy venture

I heard somewhere he had bad back problems complicated by arthritis. Hard remaining a tough guy with all that.

Good luck and shoot straight y'all