Think I will start a new ongoing thread for matching up 2 individuals in a bar fight - then see who the Fire 🔥 thinks would win.

First match up is -

Robert Conrad from the tv show The Wild, Wild West





Versus

Our very own Renegade50


Taking bets now....😂🦫

He sure has a purty mouf.

If renegade can take him out in the first 60 seconds.

How long between smoke breaks, err, I mean rounds?

Hmm...Excellent point.

Factors into wagers, I’m guessing.

3 five minute rounds.

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Hhmmm, do you think Robert Conrad is Masada proof?

Weapons are only allowed in the event of a tie.

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Remember these commercials?

Knock this off my shoulder.

Sorta calling RenFiveO out.





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You want a fight, just go to the Saved thread.

If pulling hair is allowed, that’s an advantage for 50.

If you know what I mean…

Stormy Kromer vs Clint Walker

Pfft. Rene would just shoot his ass. Game over. 🤠

Hello.....Anyone home?

FFS....That’s not the match up today.!

Lol

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Oh, snap !

That’s gonna come back at you, if Renny see’s it.

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Wabigoon said I could do it this way

Rene would never go anywhere unarmed.

Pssshh, in a fight there is no fair. Fight to win. Dirty, sneaky, underhanded.

LMAO

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Yeah....Good point.


And, another excellent point.

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Renegade50 all day. Rene Vs. The Rifleman would be a better fight IMO.

Can anyone else see Slumlord as a Don King trying to make money off this ?





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Yes!

Or Don King Vs Slumlord for that matter.

Lmao! Well at least Slum is better looking.

That’s funny!

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Hmmm maybe but I suspect Don King has the better hair.

LOL

OT here but why would anybody go Anywhere unarmed. Maybe if you are from New York or Kalifornia. Be free and Be Well, ... armed. RZ.

No horseshoes in them gloves now!

I got $20 on Rene!

WTF???
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Strange thread...


Robert Conrad in Baa Baa Black Sheep was a fav TV show of mine growing up.
13 yrs old
Got a 1/5th of Cutty Sark being all "cool and schit" for a party.
Cause thats what they liked to drink on the show.

Got sicker than a schit house dog on that stuff...
SMH....
Never touched Cutty Sark again...
Or Yukon Jack..... another ralph my guts out incident...
LOL!!!

Worst puking my guts out experience was second time drinking. First was a mild buzz off a few Bush lights. Second was hanging with my best friends older brother and going to a mostly upperclassman party when I was 14 and my parents were out of town.

A 5th of McMasters whiskey that I could barely drink at the start of the night. By the end of the night I was slamming it straight out the bottle to WuTang Clan and thought that it tasted like water.. a few joints in between. I walk across to the room to hit on a girl I had a huge crush on and start puking everywhere. My cousin was at the party and got me home as I leaned out the window puking.. Huge lesson in embarrassment and moderation.

Yep. Was a damn good show !

Same for me in HS except it was Jack Daniels and Wild Turkey 101. Never Ever touched either again. 😬

I think Beav started this thread cause he seen my pics of how to set up a cradle for a ceiling fan assembly and easy install.
On the smartest man on the fire thread.
And is mad at my epiphany.
Only thing I can figure out??? 🤩🤩🤩🌠🌠🌠

( he is really fugging with Crappy Hamster)
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But I am the smartest ceiling fan installer evah!!!!

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You better get right with Jesus, Gen. Chuck Yeager endorsed Cutty Sark!!

LMFAO 🤣

Winner by unanimous decision for the Cutty Sark revelation. 👍🏼

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Tigger vs. Piglet....

Nah, I was just tired of reading about country ham and had an “epiphany”. Who would match up in a bar fight from movies star to Fire member.

Next Fight Club Match up is Joe Biden vs Helpless Camper.

Should be a real doozy of a fight.

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Pretty evil to ruin a potentially good tasting Country Ham.

Lol

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Exactly.

Beav's been going on all afternoon on the back channel comms about how he thinks you're gonna fashion yourself a gimp suit with the 300 strips of electrical tape you precut.

Isn't Robert Conrad dead?

Rene could beat a dead guy for sure.

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Sadly, yes.

Me thinks your jealous now...

#epiphany

Damn dude.
Your like some heavy duty laminated wood building manufacturing rich business guy IIRC...

Were you paying Mexicans up in chusetts to do ceiling fans for you!!!

Come on man......

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How about Beaver vs Johnny Knoxville.

That's a movie I'd go se.....

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Or NoElkSlayer Against PeeWee Herman. 🤪

I don't fight anymore, the last fight I was in, I killed a guy. (pause). He got his hand caught in my hip pocket, and I drug him to death.

Beaver and Sandbilly
Versus
Johnny Knoxville and Wee Man

Mo better...👍👍👍😄😄😄😄

TAG TEAM!!!!! LOL

If you're suggesting that one doesn't have to be an electrician to wonder what's up with all that tape, then you proved it. Beav's a painter.

And there are no Mexicans in Boston, it's a big problem.

I married into old Marshmallow Fluff money and haven't worked for years.

I knew it !!!

I fuggin knew it!!!


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Saddle wrap wire nuts.
2 peices per nut.
So they dont work loose over time, stave off open air corrosion or possible galvanic reaction issues.
Its a former industrial electrician apprentice thing.
Had ta teach it to residential and commercial journeymen among other schit they didnt know for a week in a 120ft basket lift so they could go run a 4 man high steel cable tray crew...
Had ta go thru little ole me to get certified.....

A lowly apprentice who knew his schit learning from 3 master industrial electicians and 2 other journeymen for almost 5 months before the crew swelled up to 75.

Got to the point where little ole lowly me was doing site supervisor inspections with the tech prints over a 14 million dollar contrat we had for lazy fuggs from dow corning in michigan......

Running a 4 man install team, and training fugg tard journeymen who were grandfathered into that title.....

Company taking advantage of my sense of responsiblity and doing schit right the 1st time, and what I knew...
Had about enough of the professional development line bullschit they told me when I asked for journeyman pay while training journeymen.
Next day...
Wrote up massive safety violations on a Hemlock project manager .... phatt lazy fugg.

All that bullschit for 16 bucks an hour while dumbfuggs I was training or doing their job responsibilities were making 27 to 35 an hour🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Was fired a week later.
Laughed literally in their faces on the way out.
They was meek and scared of me cause they knew I set it all up after I asked for a raise by writing that phatt fugg up
Now one of you 2 fuggs from Michigan need to do your own QC and inspections per your job title instead of pawning it off on me and getying your face book time.
And the other guy and the safety guy can start certifying dumbfugg journeymen too like your job title says...
I could smell the goat like scent of fear when they asked to speak to me in the trailer.
Literally....
When I burn a bridge I burn that fugga to the water line...
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Whole project failed..
Cant compete with chinese polysilcate was the " reason"
Pork project solar energy money is what it was....

Black jesus solar panel project.
Made solyndra look like small potatoes.
Hemlock..... never made the national news....


That answer your question about the tape????

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Marcellus Wallace had nothing against zip ties.

How about you make a quick wire nut video tutorial of the Ren50 tape job for high vibration environs.

Is that a three speed fan?

I can't believe they didn't ask you to join the IBEW.

#theirloss

I aint readin alla that

https://www.theleafchronicle.com/st...-clarksville-plant-permanently/20536529/

Good news Renny. Neither you nor southern hospitality are mentioned in the article.

All that matters is that you're ready to run the camera tomorrow.

Christain Labor Union...
The CLA
Of all fughing names
Hovey electric
Outta michigan.


Paid 36 bucks a month union dues to them tards.

My one and only union experience.


Wanta hear a interesting story about IBEW 429 outta nashville.
Since your being a sniping wise azz as usual???

One project run
Lay down 2 levels of 4 each 24 inch cable tray and grounding system
4k ft runs.
60 ft steel.
Little ole apprentice me layed down the measurements per prints
All prints orientated north for reading and layout..
Then we start installing.

Geuss what the fuggtards outta 429 did when 250ft cooridination link up went down( I knew it 2 weeks out, kept my mouth shut)
They were reading their prints wrong and their whole run was reversed measurement wrong...

3 weeks for them tards to redo it.

Classic schit.
Union halfazzed work.
Priceless when me, my supervisor, Hemlock head honcho and 429 fuggs at 250 link mtg.
429 was swearing up and down we was wrong.

Took out my prints in front of em all faced north
Showed em on prints.
Bigger than Stutgart in the index for specs on each page.
" all prints orientated north for reading and layout"

Hemlock cat called 429 cat aside for about 15 mins looking at prints.
Big ole cock sticking outta the forehead moment for hemlock and 429....
LMFAO!!!


anymore questions about tape????






#yourreallyanazzattimes

Who what run camera, huh? Im snowed in. I can’t even make it to the Fubu parade duhmarrow. I been snowed in. 😃

You think I was at the ceiling fan install job???? I am smart, I dont be round no legricity

Don't get your panties in a bunch.

I've enjoyed reading these posts. I even read the first one twice.

And don't read into the fact that I don't use a bunch of emojis. I'm smiling with you or at least with Slum.

BTW: What are they doing with the Hemlock plant? We've been looking for a place to expand our Fluff manufacturing capacity.

Hemlockis now a Google Data Center.

Wooooooooooo all the better to spy on campfire conspiracy dumbasses

Don't you have tire chains on one of them mowers. I need you to run the camera for Renny's install. Sammo can't be the only one posting videos around here. Worst case, I know got a pair of cross country skis around there somewhere.

Geuss you thought I was lying huh.
Had ta find out about schit hoping for some gotcha thing on me...
Didnt get you gotcha .
But you got your little innuendo shot in about hospitality.
Feel better???

I was on that project when they was laying footers for it all.

We even had to take 20 25 min breaks at times because hemlock and dow corning were worried about chinese satellites at times getting intell.


Schit was all canned from the start to get obama money with no intention of ever starting up.

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That nooka live 26 miles from the abode de slum

He needs to get a selfie stick and learn to flash his screen mode for video. Maybe even invest in a tripod


We bout to start our Tiktok channel. @TN_Thicketboyz

Blackwater tried to run me off from out there while I was getting Trimble shots on all of their water and gas valves. Sgt Stoolpusher and Taliban Terry in their chevy tahoe with Punisher vanity plate on front. 😂

Reverend Tilton vs Happy Camper

How bout a vid from you????
Sking..
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I bet I could out cross country ski you also.
Yours are probably the syn with fiber tracs
You cant read snow and know which wax to use,????
Pffft.....

Used ta put the UMO fuggs to shame when I was a teenager
Started cross county sking in 3rd grade
Had a pair of wood Splitkliens...Sp?
Got another pair at age 12.
Pat Pelletiers geo dome bike, ski, and skate shop
Old Town Maine


Maybe you oughta google some of that for a possible gotcha on me.

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I told you about that bucket head data mining schit.
But ya wont listen....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Rene' if it makes you feel better, it bothers me that my replies are so much shorter than yours.


There were several similar publicly underwritten solar manufacturing facilities in New England that went the same way.

The last one I was in built out the old Polaroid Campus. It had it's own power plant on site.

Dont get all steve90210 on us, we are a team. We have a code of honor. I expect you to support me. lol

Dont be scared

Besides, I’m getting myself strategically banned from most of the channels already.

I know you could out cross country ski me. I haven't been on them since sixth grade.

No Tikki Tokky for me.

I don't need or want a CCCP social credit score.

Besides, I'm old school—gimme some redtube.

Polish and burnish shotgun barrel and forcing cone vid???

Nawwww.
Why would I ever do that to show ballers how to do it themselves.
When they would rather pay "smithy,s " to do the same thing cause they are inept at doing it themselves..
But wanta bust on others doing stuff...




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The problem is..
I never know when you are fughing with me good naturedly or just being a dick.

Just saying....

I'm never being a dick.

Really.

I aint doing tik tok.
Bad enough I have a fugging you tube account fugging around with that schit and then realizing it like 2 yrs later after commenting on some guys thread about win 1400 shotguns he was fugging up by the #,s

Geuss he got really butthurt when I said..
My IQ dropped 10 points while watching this.

I got email notify someone commented on my you tube channel.

Wtf????
I aint got no you tube channel.
I just signed up so I could comment.

Dude was really butthurt about my comment..
🥴😁😁🤣🤣🤣
Said he hoped I would post a vid.
I sent him a GFY with 🤣🤣🤣

All the channels I joined were listed.
Guns
Tanks.
WW2 mark Felton.

Had no idea joining made a channel.
Just thought it was to follow and make comments

Its all under my name also.
If I knew that I sure as fugg wouldnt have set it up under my name

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Yeh dogg, dont be talkin to my homie Kylo Ren like that

I told several mfers on tiktok that theyd just be better off to ban me from the getgo so they dont suffer any life changing self esteem damages from my comments

many have obliged

I’ve really thinned my algorithms out of all the bitches caking makeup on in front of mirrors channels.

I just want coon hunting and arrowhead feeds

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Winning hearts and minds....
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Slumlord gonna get a visit from some tik tok buckethead agents and schit..
Gonna take all your canning supplies.
And tell ya.
No cut gut .....
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It's Martin Luther Boofer day!!!
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Well I beat the hell out of Matt Damon when I was back at university. The dude sacked our quarterback who was a female and I laid waste to him and his buddy Billy Shue. They disqualified us after I stiff armed him with the ball. Most of those movie guys I think are pretty weak.

No chit. Slum's doing for Tikki Toky what you did for Electricians for Jesus.

I can see Matt Damon playing football with a girl, but damn Kaboku, you too...

Tikki Tokky can eat a bag of dicks.

IM at Harvard?

JFC....All I did was set up a fictional fight between Renny and unbeknownst to me, his 6th grade hero Baa, baa, Blacktail or black dog, maybe it was a sheep- I don’t remember.

Then this whole thread goes into Helter Skelter Chaos mode.

Fûck’n Slums fault, again.

Azzhats!

🤷🏽‍♀️🤦‍♀️😝🦫

No friggin way...Nobody beats up Jason Bourne. Nobody!

😂🦫

You need to photoshop a beaver into this.


We could use it for every crapper post.

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As in replace goldfish with beavers?

One moment please while I call my IT Department.


KINGSTON can you accommodate AKw request?

Thanks, buddy !

~ Beave

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Photoshop this guys head, maybe?




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I thought that little guy was ruled a marmot.

This one is beyond my paltry skills, but I know a guy.

By Cash4Dick.

That’s why it would be perfect.

😂

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Yes.

SK

👍🏼

Thanks,

Marmot
Lol

TFF

I think we lost R&S.

I don't know about you, but I'm psyched about this ceiling fan install!

Meh...I’ve done a lot of them. High ceiling work too. 50 minutes max and done.

Lol

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Past their bedtime.

I need a fluffer factory.

LMAO

I want to know why AKw keeps vampire hours?

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Yea, but how many pieces of tape did you use?

25 on the wire and 275 on the gimp.
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I’m tired...Think I’ll go watch Petty Coat Junction, and see who I can find for our next Fight Club match up.

Laters

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It’s 10:30

The gimp is where it's at.

Well, I’ll be damned.

Good guess!

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I'm thinking Brigitte Nielsen and Jim Conrad, with or without whipped cream and an inflatable kiddie pool.

Yeah, I knew that...Gulp.

SMH at my stupidity 🤦‍♀️

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Kingston’s the 🧛‍♂️ !

True that.

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Am I misunderstanding the spirit of this?

I married well, but I didn’t marry no damn fluffer queen.
😔

Or maybe the same matchup in a empty 12'x12' room filled with 24" of Skittles.

SMFH!

I'm trying to avoid the inherent misogyny of mud wrestling, while preserving its playful trope.

It's all good .

I was just torqued up cause the Cowboys lost..
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Ray Charles can see open receivers better than Prescott.
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Naw.... thats ot6 day!!!

Conrad, he det. 2 years ago. Can't answer bell.

C'mon now Rene, you know the cycle...

Lol!!!🤣🤣🤣

I was being facetious about being a Cowboys fan.

I used to bet my friend Mark 20 to 50 bucks against the cowboys in playoff games during the Danny White Era.
It was a sure thing Danny boy would choke.
Easy money....
😄😄😄😄

You need to post that on the playoff thread if ya already haven't.

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Done

Did you make that during Romocron time?

LMAO.