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Posted By: kingston Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Seen worser
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Cool!

We've seen Amish ice fishing on Cedar Lake, in Minnesota.

Women in the long dresses, and the horses, and buggy's on the ice.
Posted By: Steve Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Hard to use the "hand on the bottom of the steering wheel" trick.

Then there's the outboard on the boat. I don't get it...
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
What the Amish will do, and not do is puzzling at times.
Posted By: 1minute Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Yes. Better than a lot of motorized folks. One of the best entertainment locations on a hot summer holiday.
Posted By: 19352012 Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by Steve
Hard to use the "hand on the bottom of the steering wheel" trick.

Then there's the outboard on the boat. I don't get it...

That's how religion works. Find a hair, split it, profit
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Well trained horses, impressive.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
I'm told you sell a bum horse to the Amish, they never deal with you again.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Surely theyre not using a motor

They’ll burn in hell
Posted By: DMc Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by wabigoon
I'm told you sell a bum horse to the Amish, they never deal with you again.

Would you?
Posted By: MadMooner Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Horse probably gonna schit all over the ramp.
Posted By: MadMooner Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by slumlord
Surely theyre not using a motor

They’ll burn in hell


We can hope....
Posted By: Morewood Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
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Originally Posted by slumlord
Surely theyre not using a motor

They’ll burn in hell

Pedal power.
Posted By: skeen Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by 1minute
Yes. Better than a lot of motorized folks. One of the best entertainment locations on a hot summer holiday.

It's only funny when you're not in line to launch your boat. laugh
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
When I was in Recruiting school in Columbia SC. Summer 98.
One of the guys was from a place called Chester IIRC up by the SC/NC border.
Buncha of us went to some lake around the area, his family had a big ole pontoon party boat.
Waiting in line in the sun at the ramp for like 2hrs to get that thing in the water.
PITA...

Last time I ever did the boat invite thing...
Clip-Clop- - - - -Clip-Clop- - - - -Clip-Clop- - - - -BOOM!- - - -BOOM!- - - -Clippityclop- -Clippityclop- -Clippityclop!

Amish drive by shooting!
Posted By: ironbender Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by slumlord
Surely theyre not using a motor

They’ll burn in hell

Happy cancer will proclaim them reprobates and put them on pretend ignore.
🤣🤣
Posted By: Tansun Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
The Amish will and do on occasions drive vehicles, tractors, trucks, boats, etc. Here’s the catch….they can not own the vehicle nor use it for fun or pleasure. Strictly for work to finish a task.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by slumlord
Surely theyre not using a motor

They’ll burn in hell

Happy cancer will proclaim them reprobates and put them on pretend ignore.
🤣🤣

He will just watch you with his original username lurking on here.
So you cant get a screen shot catching him untoggling you as Crappy Hamster

Then hit ya with a little snipe as Crappy Hamster that means something in mind.

But thats allright....


#dumbazzbreadcrumbtrail
#longgame
Posted By: slumlord Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by renegade50
When I was in Recruiting school in Columbia SC. Summer 98.
One of the guys was from a place called Chester IIRC up by the SC/NC border.
Buncha of us went to some lake around the area, his family had a big ole pontoon party boat.
Waiting in line in the sun at the ramp for like 2hrs to get that thing in the water.
PITA...

Last time I ever did the boat invite thing...


Chester?

I heard a bunch of PHAGGOTS lived there.

😂😂😂🤣👏🏻🤡🤡🤡
Posted By: MuskegMan Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22

Originally Posted by Steve

Then there's the outboard on the boat. I don't get it...


That's not the kind of "motorboating" they're allowed to do!!!
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by renegade50
When I was in Recruiting school in Columbia SC. Summer 98.
One of the guys was from a place called Chester IIRC up by the SC/NC border.
Buncha of us went to some lake around the area, his family had a big ole pontoon party boat.
Waiting in line in the sun at the ramp for like 2hrs to get that thing in the water.
PITA...

Last time I ever did the boat invite thing...


Chester?

I heard a bunch of PHAGGOTS lived there.

😂😂😂🤣👏🏻🤡🤡🤡

Didn't pay attention to the civies except for dudes family with the boat.


I wouldn't doubt the.area was fulla queers and neurotic behavior types projecting alter ego,s in their pathetic existence.
Making up for schit they aren't.

6 day sinners
Sunday winners.

God knows what is in those type of hyprocrites hearts....
He surely does.....


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: ironbender Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Not a boat ramp story.

We did a week of mule riding in Utah June ‘20. On one of the rides, a longer one, they brought a wagon pulled by mules. It carried water coolers and lunch, and allowed some to unstraddle and ride the wagon if they chose.

At the day’s conclusion, the wagon driver backed the wagon onto the flatbed trailer for the return. Then unhitched the mules. He was good! Wish I had gotten pics.
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by renegade50
When I was in Recruiting school in Columbia SC. Summer 98.
One of the guys was from a place called Chester IIRC up by the SC/NC border.
Buncha of us went to some lake around the area, his family had a big ole pontoon party boat.
Waiting in line in the sun at the ramp for like 2hrs to get that thing in the water.
PITA...

Last time I ever did the boat invite thing...


Chester you say?
Small world, I know a guy from Chester, name's Bill.
Yep, Bill from Chester. grin

Posted By: renegade50 Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: hanco Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
You see a lot of husband and wife get into it at a boat ramp
Posted By: atvalaska Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
The chit show...u tube
Posted By: Sheister Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
I used to think boat ramps were all a serious circus until I started putting in at the ramp at Hammond at the mouth of the Columbia River during the Buoy 10 fishery... there are literally hundreds of boats lined up to launch, four lanes to back down, and police often direct traffic while guys are dropping off or picking up their boats. You better not be the guy who doesn't have his stuff in the boat and ready to launch when your turn comes or you will not so politely be asked to head to the back of the line. And you better be able to back down first time and put it in straight and in your lane or somebody is going to be seriously upset with you. You would be amazed at how many boats they launch in a relatively short time and get out of the way and out fishing . You're expected to leave the dock fairly quickly to get out of the way of the next guys launching, so piss before you launch and be ready to launch, jump in, get the heck out on the river and out of the way...

Sometimes all this is happening while there is a fog so thick you can't see 50 feet, and you can hear fog horns from the huge ships going downriver in the shipping channel which is just a couple hundred feet outside the mouth of the small the cove the launch is in.... it can get pretty dicey at times.... Then, there is the Columbia to deal with.... some guys don't do it twice.....

Bob
Originally Posted by 1minute
Yes. Better than a lot of motorized folks. One of the best entertainment locations on a hot summer holiday.


A small cooler of beer and a lawn chair sitting off to the side of any boat ramp in Orange Beach AL on a summer weekend is all the fun a man will ever need.
Originally Posted by renegade50

6 day sinners
Sunday winners.





Sig line material there.

Gotta remember that next time the holy rolling jehovahs roll up.
Boat ramps don’t get good til Evan the man bun dad starts yelling at Soccer mom Vicky because he can’t back up a truck and she can’t trailer a boat.

And there’s 23 other folks waiting to take out.
Posted By: KFWA Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
there are a couple of dedicated boat ramp channels on Youtube, one is in Miami - people getting into fights, ramming boats into each other, sinking cars, plus a pretty good share of women in thongs.

Posted By: IZH27 Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by Steve
Hard to use the "hand on the bottom of the steering wheel" trick.

Then there's the outboard on the boat. I don't get it...


The horses kept drowning. Went to ponies same result. Cats didn’t have enough thrust so they had to get special dispensation from the elders. Motors are non-English.
Posted By: KRAKMT Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by KFWA
there are a couple of dedicated boat ramp channels on Youtube, one is in Miami - people getting into fights, ramming boats into each other, sinking cars, plus a pretty good share of women in thongs.



Another is Lake Havasu, the video I watched had the crowds lining the boat launch when people were taking out after having been drinking most of the day.
The crowds heckling is pretty humorous.
Posted By: auk1124 Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by Tansun
The Amish will and do on occasions drive vehicles, tractors, trucks, boats, etc. Here’s the catch….they can not own the vehicle nor use it for fun or pleasure. Strictly for work to finish a task.


The Lord approves of them making money.
The motor on the boat is a electric outboard.....if it was gas they wouldn't be allowed to use it.......
Posted By: 19352012 Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
If the Amish were all that worried about what God wanted they would stop raping their sisters and daughters. It's a huge problem in the Amish community.

Last year I saw a TV show boat break the Drotto off his trailer trying to load up at the end of the day. More F bombs than were dropped in WW2
Posted By: gregintenn Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
What is their thing about pneumatic rubber tires?
Originally Posted by gregintenn
What is their thing about pneumatic rubber tires?


Keeps the debil out.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
Originally Posted by Tansun
The Amish will and do on occasions drive vehicles, tractors, trucks, boats, etc. Here’s the catch….they can not own the vehicle nor use it for fun or pleasure. Strictly for work to finish a task.



So for saving 'profit' it's all good.
Also notice at least one in any group always has a cell hanging off of suspenders.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Public boat ramp thread - 01/20/22
It’s all a ruse just be to able to screw 14,15,16 year old girls

Like Mormons
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