Not those kind.

And it’s cold finally, for here.

Chili with beans tonight.

Shut up, you’re gay!

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Only when I’m in Oregon.

20 pages

Bank it

Lol

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Some sharp chedda, green onions and jalapeño saltines.

Tuesday;







Today;

Just FYI don’t drink blueberry margaritas.

It’ll make your deuces green.

Spicy lake trout tacos, last night !

Put some asparagus spears in it for garnish.

Channeling Ren50....

Supposed to be ice here.

That sucks

We had our fourth snow this month last night. Ya’ll Yankees really need to come down here and get your weather and take it home where it belongs.

Your’e always one upping everyone. I’m tired of it.

😆

Kids hit little mexican place right before i left for work.
Didnt get me any 😭

Went in and was told my stuff being changed, could do rework. Not w my bad shoulder!

Took a vac day.

Some flurries.

Gonna go home, do my PT, eat chili wait a hr or so, then 2 beers and go to bed.

All we getting here is a little sleet. Big deal. It’s January. This is suppose to happen. Nothing earth shattering.

Are they in the Char family, fall spawners?

And turn your hair pink, LOL.

Here, Here !.....Big Paul is a whore on all things good, edible, drinkable and picture taking worthwhile.

What a POS

😂🦫

Word

Off to ignore

Blueberry anything makes your poopies verdant. We go blueberry picking every year. It's cold and windy here too.

Yeah!

I posted a sardine picture yesterday and he goes all "fresh lake trout".


Fugger.

You dont no nuthin....me and Tin Shed Fred here ‘back east’ had to chisel ice off his trailer tongue to get his propane bottles loose so’s we could get them down to the bait shop for refill. His mama is on a neck breather and she can’’t run the KeroSun heater, makes her nawshus

Damn....Hold into the stoma.

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Lol

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Next time you take a rainbow 🌈 dump.

Send a picture to Slum.

He catalogs that kind of thing for future reference.


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Yes, spawn between September & December, depending on location.

Photo for reference;

Thanks. I need to do a trip before I die to fish for walleye, lake trout et al. It would be all new for me.

Route 44 Blue Powerade slushie from Sonic

You’ll shît green like Gumby for a week

You guys are a buncha cream puffs !!

Trolling in a trench in the ice?😉

My windshield washers froze up.

Suck it.

I suppose you wanna compare cream puff pics?

Dogs don’t like that type of hair....So I’ve heard.

🤷🏽‍♀️🦫

In simmer stage. Friggen electric ranges.

Sure, here's mine;

Lol

You cook good’n



Lol

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I’m flushing out the green deuces. Leave me alone.

How many Courics, you reckon?

It’s 31 degrees here.

BBBRRRRRRRRR 😂

Gawd.....you put corn in there???

Don’t go out of your way to make it look like a clogged up high school commode...

Hanco...help

Sheesh


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Lmao. Corn?

Where your spectacles man?

oh so it’s peppers?


Ok youre forgiven

Lol

You know wanna put some in there tho

That’s the “out west” thing to do

Call it mexican taco soup juice chili

I gotta google courics. Hang on

Ya, me too !!

What tha ?

Lol

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Best use the metric couric !

Ok.

I guess, a plate of lasagna with bread, and which which regular grinder sandwich. Idk what that translates to? I’m probably forgetting something.

I’d be really confused then.

Multiply times 1.8 and add 32

So,

2 courics ='s 35.6 ??

Any meat in that "chili"?

Is mathman available?

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Ground Turkey Burger...It’s a Texas thing.

🤷🏽‍♀️🦫

Katie Couric got a butt scope on live tv

Everyone remembers that

Wonder if she had chili the night before.

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Fuggin gross

We cleaned out the freezer today

Dogs got a slab of frozen ground turkey. gag

Some chit I got from the foodbank

Here’s some nasty T-bones

Dogs are already full

Put that chit all diced up into your Brother Bob chili or wtf its called

Mmm mmmmppp.

Grossssss. That's worse than the picture my mom just sent where she bled all over after falling face first off her back step

I’m gonna eat some grilled cabbage and six boiled eggs in the Miss Kleins hot pickle juice jar and pay my son back on the way to school tomorrow.

The wife might suffer some collateral damage.

Apologies In advance

That does look good. Makes me wonder how it would be with some posole instead of beans.

I might have to thaw some elk burger and try that.

Hominy? Idk, chili is a whatever I feel like adding dish. Go for it

2013 ?

Holy Fook !

Don’t let Renny see those. He’ll be all over them like they’re an MRE

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Post that carnage picture of your mom.

Yes, it’s a slow and boring night here, too. And, I didn’t make chili to keep myself entertained like SB did.

Lol

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Dayom, I didn’t notice the date. Lol

I been guilty

LOL, you're in TX now, you've gotta call it posole.

Come to think of it, you've gotta quit putting beans in your chili. They might ask you to vacate to north of the Red River, or east of the Sabine.

I could do without the beans but the wife likes them in there.

Prayers sent.




And nummy num num.

Texas Cold!

Where's me blizzard suit?!



Nice warm up here this afternoon.


Although my patio bricks behind the house in the shade are NOT warm. Just went out barefoot and lit the Egg, I was a hustlin' back in real quick.

Is there a gofundme page for this yet? Just brutal

Above, or below?

If I hadn't burned all my Carhartt chit I woulda sent it down there.

Lol. I have some new Bulwark coveralls I probably need to give to someone. Fire retardant crap from the oilfield days, but warm.

I think they’re warm. Lol

I bet they can't even get Stormy Kromers down they-ya

Mmmm me too

Roll that beautiful bean footage

Never heard of such a thing.

Kidney beans and pinto? You’re going to hell.

Light and dark red kidneys

2012 tomatoes 😃

Pace picante

Dollar general season packet

Food lion ground beef, pre cooked, slightly freezer burned

Cheddar cheese- expired Jun 2021

Big Red in my Yeti cup

Pace is a good idea.

You asked for it

She is 75

Just broke out the secret spice.



Standby for apple wood smoked sockeye in 20 minutes....

Speed it up

I got a Hallmark movie coming on, Ren is coming over

👍

You do not rush the apple wood.



Enjoy your quality time with Rene.

Just joking

He is prepping for a colonoscopy

💩💩💩

You use the fire starters for your egg?

We all are, I think.

He’s a Wolf brand guy I think.

Armor

The Potted Meat Company

Deer meat ?

I think about potted meat and assorted assorted parts while I am eating my incredibly healthy Fa-ge yogurt, .

Why does it bleep Fa-ge if I don't hyphenate it?

Nah, last minute request by the wife so I just grabbed some chuck when getting other stuff.

Yep, the little rolled wood deals.

Tumbleweeds?

Lol.

Heat gun. I haven’t seen those rolled wood starters.

Up here you just don’t see snowflakes, you feel them along with the driving hard wind.

I never figured out how to catch those. You see them all over Dale Hollow Lake. Long as your leg, and won’t bite chit!

The tumbleweeds work great.


Light 'em and come back in 10-15 minutes.


I have a cheapo propane torch in the unheated garage but the POS doesn't work when it's cold. Keep my fancy good ones in the pickup for thawing froze float valves.

Nice job, looks good. Bonus points for the custom made soup and cracker pottery bowl.

WTF is a jalapeno cracker?

Never seen them until recently, at HEB. They’re excellent.

upload gif online

I'll be on the lookout. Sounded too good to be true. Thanks Sandbilly!

That's a lake trout. Are you talking about Rainbow trout?

Around here you had to be there or you would have missed it.

Barely coated the front porch and was gone in about an hour.

It was a bit chilly in the wind.

Tagging for Sandy to make us desert now.

Lol

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Dessert or desert?

Fuggin Oregon.

We have like a 1/2 " on the ground since last night.
City. Gov and I think schools closed today because of it.
They will probably do the same tommorow to milk a 4 day weekend out of "snowmageddon"...

Renny, nobody gives two shîts about your Tennessee dusting of snow right now...I’ve got a bigger issue with Mrs. English-Lit teacher, SandBully and her trying to humiliate me for my poor spelling.

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PS

Hint...Buy chains you big pussy. 😂

You could eat that stuff, drink too much, get a pot, catch it to eat again. The red chunks? Bell peppers?

No. I meant Desert - like Sand in your vagina.

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The ones your dad didnt double wrap against freezer burn???
And gifted you already froze???

I remember you talking about some "gee thanks dad steaks" yrs ago
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Hahaha. Its why they vote dimocrap.

If you drink enough you miss those slips, or dont car e

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Take it back !

Lol

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She allright???
🥴😬😬😬

Holy Hell !

I missed that picture.

Pears 🍐 sent for your mom.

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Sandbilly turning grammar nazi????

Next time he calls about firearm advice.
I gonna steer him down a slippery slope of the most fugged up advice ever if he is turning grammar nazi...
😠😠😠🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eating just like the Smartest Man on the Campfire again I see.

I didn't tell her but my first thought was deers shot with a Creedmoor die without bleeding that much. She says she has very little pain. He nose is broken and she has a couple small cuts plus looks like she lasted 12 rounds with Tyson. She went to Bible study tonight like normal. She works as a receptionist and called in because of how she looks. Thanks for the concern.

It makes no diferance hou yu spill it on Origan no more.

Kate has declared spelin is inconsid, incunsid, not nice to fokes what kent lern good.

For sure. I can relate.

I didn’t know he even owned a gun before...Does he actually hunt anything?

🤷🏽‍♀️🦫🤪

The folks get older and we worry about them more as each year goes by.

She is lucky you’re around to help her out.

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Pussy, I hunt pussy.

Wanna compare pics?

I was scared to gut that one, she was huge.


Didn’t think the area could handle the gut pile.

Hahaha. You've met your match, Beav.

Like some kinda bastid sofkee!



I’ve had mine on all day 😁

You mother fûcker !

I hate you so much, right now!

I want my ring back, too. It’s over!

😂🤣🖕🏾🦫

PS

That picture is gonna haunt me forever. I’d just like to say for the record. Kamo_gari sucked me off, then I fell asleep, then he took that picture.

Lol

That’s your problem. You gut shoot everything you aim at.

🤪🦫

You can have your ring back,

The Copenhagen ring, on my pecker .

Ralphie, don’t you have some nose hair to tweezer out right now ?

🤷🏽‍♀️🥴🦫

Thanks for finding my Cope can, too. I thought I had lost it in your ass.

Lol

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That’s sounds kinda gay, but considering your ass is like a Copenhagen can Pez dispenser, I’ll deal with it.

Gayer'n aids.

When’s the gender reveal party?

Hush yo mouf or i tell Sandbilly to make it hard on you.

Heheheh

Looks like SB done wore your ass out, Beav.. Back seat and all that schiett.

Now you tell me SandBully has AID ! Thanks, a lot, Jimbo 🤬

🦫🤪

All good Beav. I love you

I was only at 6 weeks when that picture was taken...Thinking I might have lost some inches since then....Nah, I’m still about the same.

😂🦫🖕🏾

Getting him hard is a real challenge. 😝





😂🦫

❤️ You more....Keep the ring, and my Cope can.

Lol

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PS

I gotta go talk to BigStick about scope rings. Wish me luck. Lol

What size?

Baby bear.
Momma bear
Or
Daddy bear?

The burnz-0-matic?

Mine too.

I think them green propaint bertles ain’t pure….

Hey, Sam, you burn that fish?

He may have fallen asleep after smokin' a "tumbleweed" and forgot about it?

What did you do to yourself to hate yourself that much? Forgive yourself.

You mean having feelings for SandBully?

He’s my boy. We fight, hate on each other, then buy each other gifts and say we’re sorry. 😂

Oh, you meant Stick ~ My bad 🤦‍♀️

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Dave, I forget what brand it is, works great in the summertime.



SB and Geno, the fish was good although I did slightly overcook it.


No party tonight, over did it yesterday.

Busy as fuuck today and feel plumb tuckered out.

The ancient dog and I are signing off.

That happens Sam, I’m out too.

Night

g'night fellas.

I may have to go see if the wife is done with the telebishun.

it might be HOCKEY time on the DVR now.

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I gotta go talk to BigStick about scope rings. Wish me luck. Lol[/quote]

One word........................




TASCO

Just like married folks.

She needs ta go get looked at by doc no matter how much she says she is fine
Elderly women with older bones and falls aint good.
Then throw in a possible head injury.
Something could take a day or 3 or 4 to manifest itself from that.

Get her to doc.
Might have to overcome some stubborn issues older people have.



BTDT with MIL and FIL.
Need alot of prodding to get em to overcome pride issues and go to doc.

My gay alarm is ringing....

She did go to the Dr. She did not, however, tell us about the incident until the next day. Her mother is still alive at 96. Mom complains about her own mother's stubbornness. I often say yeah you can't tell them old people nothing. I have asked Mom to move in with us but she is not hearing of it.

Used ta call Cookie Anceint Serpent Dog.

Loved that dog with all my heart👍👍🌠🌠🌠
He was a Rockstar!!!

Just make your Ancient dogs days as best as you can
It,s all you can do.
🙂🙂🙂👍👍👍

One word........................




TASCO[/quote]
Nigerian interpreter would help..
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Gotcha man..

Trying to do your best is all you can do at times.
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