I do not!

Yeah…..on my a ss also!

I wish my head had as much as my chest.

Not much!

It seems like as I get older I get more but not as a young man. I have an amazing amount coming out my ears and nose now.

When I was a kid, I was under the impression that burnt toast and super black coffee would put hair on my chest.

Since I do have hair on my chest (not simian strength mind you), it must be true.

Not much Wabi. I tell my boys that hair don’t grow on steel! 😆

No would be a lie, yes would give a false impression.

More in my ears, nose, eyebrows.
Eyebrows are longer too!

Can't grow a decent beard either.
Would like to,
But I'm afraid the dog catcher will shoot me for having The Mange!

Enough to make Tom Selleck jealous.

Yep. Nurses taking off the EKG leads always apologize. 😊

Hairy mofo here.
But not on the back.

Do the comb over..

In denial..

👍👍👍😄😄😄😄

I have enough on my back and chest to choke out a commercial grade mower.

Pretty sure someone in my family tree bred with a Bigfoot.

Chest, back, arms, ears, nose, ass……… had a short , overweight, black lady at work onetime tell me I looked like a gorilla. What could I say without losing my job. She was a in HR and our EEOC rep…….go figure.

I look like I’m wearing a sweater.

Yes

More hair on my chest than my head.

Thinking about cutting the hair on my back and donating it to Locks of Love.

My God....
The fire has officially run out of new topics to discuss...🤣🤣🤣

me too

For quite some time.
I knew it was valuable when Corrie Cooper put her hand on my chest as I went past the girls locker room.
"Mmmm, I like that"
She was then someone else's girlfriend.
Now I look like a damned silverback gorilla and "men" shave their junk.
Time passes values change and not always for the better.

Wasn't until I got home from the hospital that I discovered they'd shaved half my chest in surgery.

Looks funny and itches like crazy. Might as well shave it all off now.

Man....
Dont go all crazy with it now...
🥴🥴🥴😄😄😄

Enough to weave an Indian blanket.

Bb

A little but not enough to keep me warm on a cold day. At 73 I still have good head of hair, though. My dad died at 92 and still had a full head so the odds are that I will too. However, my grandfather on Mom's side was like a billiard ball so time will tell.

A little, and the trail to happiness it pretty destinct.

Just on the palm of my hand.

G23

Had a fishing buddy ask me one time on an offshore trip, “ have you ever considered back waxing”?

Pretty funny. I think you missed the point of the thread.

The GI scrub down in Basic had not only lasting psychological but also physiological effects?

No kidding. Next week it’ll be boxers or briefs.

Commando!

Been done.

Like others, it's leaving the top of my head for all destinations South. Ears and back seem to be favorite migration points. Plenty on my chest, but not simian just yet.

Getting thin on my head, but my chest is doing just fine.

Ya haven't got a hair on yer azz if ya don't have hair on yer chest.... Just sayin..........

Yes, I have 3 on my chest, and one on my belly.

How'd you know.
My arse ain't rea l hairy either.

But my pubes are prolific.
Just a nekkid baby bird head and a sackO'nuts hanging out!

Like my high school biology teacher said
“ it takes a good man to have hair on his chest, but it takes a better man to wear it all off”

yes I do

Chest, back, ears, ass. Not the head, so much. Got called Yeti in high school. Which is odd because my dad had so much hair that he made fun of me for having so little but school kids thought I was covered. I guess it's all about perspective. Dad got sent home from grade school for not shaving, if that tells you anything.

Damn, I was in the shower and grabbed for the body wash and got the Rogaine instead.

I've got enough hair on my back to weave an Indian rug....

As a former college roommate used to say, "got enough hair on my ass to weave a horse blanket"

I have got it all over but my head is thinning, I asked my doctor if there was something about my thinning scalp he told me to try what i was putting in my ears!

I have got it all over but my head is thinning, I asked my doctor if there was something about my thinning scalp he told me to try what i was putting in my ears!

Bad enough my sister-in-law said my brother and I were not related. LOL, my brother took after my moms side of the family.

Most gayest thread I have seen here in a while.

Wabi -

Ever seen a grown man, nekkid?

Yes, in the US Army.

There have been no sightings in WY of Sasquatch since I moved back to Alabama.

Asking other men if they have hair on their chest is about the gai-est thing you've ever asked on here, and that's saying a lot.

Me neither.

But I remember being in a cafe with my Uncle Miles when I was little. Somebody bumped the waitress and she spilled a couple cups of coffee on Uncle Miles' back. Uncle Miles jumped up and ripped his t shirt over his head, the waitress screamed "My God it's a grizzly bear!"

Uncle Miles took a lot of good natured grief about being bald on top. He used to say "you can't have hair and brains both!" and "God only made so many perfect heads and He covered the rest of them with hair!"

And "I came into this world without a friend and that's the way I'm going out!"

He was a WW2 Navy Vet built like a fireplug and he would give me and my little cousins a glare when we got out of line but we knew we were safe from anything when he was around. He's been dead for years and missed everyone of them.

I didn't until i was 25,26.Now i'm glad i didn't get the skull with the snake coming out of its eye tattooed on my chest.