By Rosana Hughes, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
2 hours ago



Jones County Sheriff’s Office deputies were called to a trail in the Hitchiti National Forest after a hiker reported finding what they believed was a woman’s body on Saturday afternoon.




Investigators arrived and determined the body was actually a life-sized doll, “complete with accessories,” Sheriff R.N. “Butch” Reece wrote on the department’s Facebook page.

“Deputy Dennis located the model number (which was very concerning for me),” Reece continued. “The victim, now named Selena, is a little under the weather, but she has been having a nice day and is expected a make a full recovery.”

Reece said he was thankful that the finding turned out to be a case of littering and not something more nefarious in the county just northeast of Macon.

“If you know Selena or are responsible for her whereabouts, rest assured no DNA was collected and you are safe,” he wrote. “But in the future, please make sure to dispose of your items in a responsible way. Have a great weekend.”





https://www.facebook.com/jcsheriff.org/posts/484539376370028

Alright you Georgia CF members. Who got the cheap divorce?

She looks like she would clean up pretty good. I wonder if I could recover this doll from Jones Co. SO.
She has a nice figure.

Read the comments on the Jones Co. SO Facebook page.

I didn’t read the comments on FB, but she has a nice frame and as Simon said she should clean up well. Even tho she can’t talk back someone was still tired of her sheit.

Or maybe it was gang related, looks like she died throwing up a gang sign.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆🤣😂🤣😆🤣

hell thats barely broke in.

It must have came outta the back of a truck that belonged to somebody in San Francisco.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...protesters-in-san-francisco#Post11152141

What a relief for everyone involved... I'm thinking Ken did it.

All they'd have had to do is take the batteries out of her and she woulda shut up. Geeze.

Winner.

That cracked me up......thank you!

Now we know where Deflave has been.......

Bidet's son used to own her. Or maybe at least used her. RZ.

Bet there's some dna in it.

Asking for a friend...... How do you know she had batteries?

Laffin' I was diggin' the quote about DNA from the sheriff.

“complete with accessories,” Mmmmmm K.

That bitch talked back one time too many......

He stopped loving her today...

Yup, there is some dude in GA that took her hiking, had an “argument” with her, and left her on the trail.

So if you were given the choice between the doll that you are sexually attracted to or Greta Thuneberg who you’re also sexually attracted to which one would you choose? 😂

Some of youse guys worry me…

Simon can make all his dreams come true.

I read a news story where they were trying to outlaw the marketing of the silicone life like dolls that look like children.
Being Greta appears to resemble a 12 year old, Simon is in luck.
Only problem being the news story stated those silicone dolls cost thousands of dollars.

Simon's desires aren't the only thing weird going on here, why would someone throw away a doll they paid a few grand for?

She must of filed for a divorce.

🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious. How did he think of that? Very funny.

She has a nice figure. But I can't take her home. Lol

Those things are expensive if you buy them NEW.

Humm. Doesnt cost much to feed her.

Ya, but they can be recycled indefinitely and kept out of our landfills.

Maybe it sprung a leak?

***Slowly backs out of this thread***

Probably lots of DNA could have been recovered from it, LOL.

I have a friend named Selena and she works in Jones County, she is catching hell.

But I'm thinking that's one of those things you never want to buy used, like underwear and T-shirts........

She actually aaint all that bad. Seen worse with a pulse.

WTF with the Greta thing. JFC, what the?!

I know nothing, nothing. She does have a pretty mouth

The police warehouse auction this month should be very interesting. Wonder if it will be televised, given the “circumstances?”

I think I know where it came from and who dumped it.

An it's so unlike him to be dodging this thread.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...licone-sex-doll-4-christmas#Post16759943

That's pretty [bleep] sick.

Looks like Selena has had a rough life and just needs a little love and attention 🤢😳

Her last words were...and your dick is only this long ...her right-hand shows us the evidence!