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Posted By: ldholton Funniest bicycle thread ever - 02/17/22
https://www.facebook.com/FOX13TampaBay/videos/1270369976823594/

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Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

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I don't know how to put it up there differently ?? I haven't even got this picture thing whipped..
https://bit.ly/3oTd2Sp
A little further down the above link is a different view of the video that bicyclist gets f****** dusted
During the summer I take my llamas to some nearby hills a couple times a week for conditioning hikes. It's BLM land with grazing. I go through country very much like that and there are always bulls to take into account. I keep a close eye on them and I've detoured a number of times. I don't get anywhere near as close as those bikers.
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/16968598/1

Yes this ....
Posted By: Steve Re: Funniest bicycle thread ever - 02/17/22
Share the road!
I think the bull said, “this is MY road!”
That bull let the vegans ride on and focused only on meat eaters.
Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

You need a Facebook account to view that link.
Yep - and I avoid that site like I'd avoid a pizzed-off Grizzly...

Idholton,

SHAME... SHAME......facebook like a girl!
Idholton: I did NOT think that video was funny!
I spent 29 years professionally scrapping people up off of the pavement, retrieving drowned children and adults, trying to stop the bleeding of gun shot wound victims, knife wounded persons and tending to all manner of injured and over-dosed people.
I find NO amusement in other peoples injuries and painful miseries.
I am puzzled as to why YOU do?
"Bike riders" are as big a pain in my ass as everyone else's - but I would not/do not enjoy seeing a healthy young person runn't over and then gored by a bull!
PERIOD.
YMMV
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
I saw that vid a few days ago.


Pretty fuucked up situation.



Why in the hell was that guy riding a bike in the pasture with that POS bull?


Is that some kind of hot blood Spanish bull?

Anything remotely aggressive would be cull material around here. I've seen old bulls get mean when pushed but that fuucker was the pit bull of bulls.


Watched the vid again, maybe peddle dork just startled the bull and he reacted.
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I saw that vid a few days ago.


Pretty fuucked up situation.



Why in the hell was that guy riding a bike in the pasture with that POS bull?


Is that some kind of hot blood Spanish bull?

Anything remotely aggressive would be cull material around here. I've seen old bulls get mean when pushed but that fuucker was the pit bull of bulls.


Watched the vid again, maybe peddle dork just startled the bull and he reacted.



I have a bicycle nut that works for me. He said it was some sort of big gravel race in CA, and that was just one of four attacks.

Never thought bicycle races would be a fun spectator sport, but I'd put a 12-pack in a cooler, grab a lawn chair, and watch that all day. grin
Originally Posted by VarmintGuy
Idholton: I did NOT think that video was funny!
I spent 29 years professionally scrapping people up off of the pavement, retrieving drowned children and adults, trying to stop the bleeding of gun shot wound victims, knife wounded persons and tending to all manner of injured and over-dosed people.
I find NO amusement in other peoples injuries and painful miseries.
I am puzzled as to why YOU do?
"Bike riders" are as big a pain in my ass as everyone else's - but I would not/do not enjoy seeing a healthy young person runn't over and then gored by a bull!
PERIOD.
YMMV
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy



Drink more, brother.

It’s hilarious.



P
Cycleboy better be glad that was a muley headed bull. Otherwise he coulda been leaking out of some newly installed holes.
https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/6810798001

If attacked by a Bull you should scream as loud as you can and hit the bull on its muzzle or nose for it to back off.

Well, I’m pretty sure I got the screaming part down.
Originally Posted by VarmintGuy
Idholton: I did NOT think that video was funny!
I spent 29 years professionally scrapping people up off of the pavement, retrieving drowned children and adults, trying to stop the bleeding of gun shot wound victims, knife wounded persons and tending to all manner of injured and over-dosed people.
I find NO amusement in other peoples injuries and painful miseries.
I am puzzled as to why YOU do?
"Bike riders" are as big a pain in my ass as everyone else's - but I would not/do not enjoy seeing a healthy young person runn't over and then gored by a bull!
PERIOD.
YMMV
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Having worked around cattle, I agree that this wasn't funny.
For the record, though, he wasn't gored. That was an angus bull and they're hornless. Goring is being hooked by horns. He was stomped all to hell, though. The bull was probably more than 10x his weight and FAR faster. They're nothing to mess with.
Dad always told us boys -
"If you're playing with bulls - you're playing with dynamite - except dynamite's more stable,"
I had one big Hereford bull take me down, with my horse. Why (and how) he didn't stomp or gore one of us, I'll always wonder.
Gave him about an hour with a few cows, got him in the corral, and he went to the packers.

The three "O"s go to the sale around here -
Old, Open, or Ornery
I can laugh now that I know the rider is okay. I suspect most of us know that a bull can be a force to be reckoned with and most of us would know to steer well clear of that one, especially given his reaction to the previous rider. I can see how someone with no experience with livestock would be ignorant to the dangers. I am glad the rider is okay, and I hope his misfortune serves as a powerful educational force.
Originally Posted by VarmintGuy
Idholton: I did NOT think that video was funny!
I spent 29 years professionally scrapping people up off of the pavement, retrieving drowned children and adults, trying to stop the bleeding of gun shot wound victims, knife wounded persons and tending to all manner of injured and over-dosed people.
I find NO amusement in other peoples injuries and painful miseries.
I am puzzled as to why YOU do?
"Bike riders" are as big a pain in my ass as everyone else's - but I would not/do not enjoy seeing a healthy young person runn't over and then gored by a bull!
PERIOD.
YMMV
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Easy there I meant that in an ironic way God damn. I was born around cattle worked at various sale barns over the years usually have around 300 calves a year ,multiple bulls in pens with herds at all times. Even played the rodeo games in my youth. But these bicyclists are the damnedest kind of people I've ever seen they like any kind of common sense for what can kill them in an instant whether it be riding where they shouldn't with animals or writing down the highway with big trucks. And yes a friend of mine's father was killed from a bull years ago it was a horned bull . and he was gored in the corral bled out right there in my friend's arms. So I know firsthand how bad it can be so I do find amusement and people learning that stupid hurts.
Originally Posted by cisco1

Idholton,

SHAME... SHAME......facebook like a girl!

Well I'm sure I've done worse LOL I do have a rap sheet there of suspensions and warnings a mile long if that makes one feel better I don't put up with their b******* find some of the stuff quite humorous. And you know the old saying keep your friends close and your enemies closer. It's a good way of knowing what's going on with the other side. And do you realize how many of the stories and stuff on here are actually right off of Facebook?
Looked like the bike rider charged the bull.
What's the big deal?

Just slow down and move over, bull.
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