onions labeled as "sweet"

Others?

organic produce

Appliances
Rugers
$1000+ rifles

the only onions i consider "sweet" are vidalias.

Jack Daniel's "The bottle is timely the whiskey timeless". It's not just a crapshoot, it's guaranteed to be bottled turpentine.

Kimbers

Old70

sweet onions +2

"Restored" muscle cars. I do pre-purchase inspections for high dollar buyers, and I see very few sellers who break even, let alone make a profit.

Remington semi auto shotguns

Restaurant walleye

T-shirt sizes

Basically anything purchased by Paul Barnard!

The word "sweet" can have difference meanings depending on the source... Vandalia onions are about the best around here - and they're visibly different from the other so-called sweet onions by being not round, but somewhat flat in measurements - sort of like a curling rock.. Problem with those is they don't keep as long as the others so one might wanna buy a smaller amount but refresh more often..

Brandy old fashioneds - some"bartenders" are clueless

Prostitutes

Chinese food.

+2 for Ruger

Boneless, skinless chicken. Without the 2 main identifiers, what is it, really?

Agreed. HOWEVER, I understand "different strokes for different folks". Heck there are people who actually like peas and carrots and there are actually people who will put green peppers and/or black olives on a pizza. Good grief! What is wrong with people?!

Gas station sushi.

Harbor Freight tools.

TVs

politicians.....

Now that sounds like a guaranteed sewer pipe cleanout before a colonoscopy.

shoes and clothes size

Domestic vehicles
Domestic firearms

Craigslist mattress

You mean you DON'T???? WTH is wrong with you..

Automotive/Marine batteries.

I owned 3 Ruger rifles before I learned my lesson.

Buying clothes or shoes off the 'net is a real crapshoot, no doubt about it.

When the tag says XL Tall....NOT !

Anything from a rest stop vending machine.
If I get something, I "won".

Samsung appliances. Especially frontload washers. 2nd refrigerators.
.Not me but parents and in-laws.

That made me chuckle. Well played Redneck.

Taco Bell/Johns will give you the crapshoots.

Goodwill underwear.

Used vehicles.

NRA memberships

Har, har, good one.

The only real, sweet onions I've found have the produce sticker or label on the bag declaring them "1015 Sweet Onions"... 1015 is the genetic variety of produce.

If they don't have that, I don't buy them.

Remington .22 LR

Peruvian sweets are pretty good.

The ammo or the rifle?

Dice games.

Ammo

this. especially used Diesel Trucks.

Most anything used, and some new things.

Mayan, Peruvian, Vidalia, and Walla Walla sweets are all good onions. Walla Walla sweets taking first prise. The Hermiston candies are good sweet onions also. None keep like yellow onions.

The soil in Vidalia Georgia has ZERO sulfur... that is what make the onions sweet... without sulfur an onion cannot absorb nitrogen which makes the "hot".

My neighbor in Leslie GA was a crop duster... he gave me the skinny on that. I have a vague recollection (i.e. I might have heard it wrong), but it was a crime to fly over Vidalia Georgia in a crop duster with a load of sulfur.

Other soils in other regions are low sulfur, but I think Vidaila is number one.

A tip of the hat.

A Marriage license?

Ever hear of Noonday Onions?

Never heard that before but I'm not far from Vidalia and we add sulfur everytime we fertilize our pastures.

Bloody Mary's

Hauling old Buicks to the scrapyard doesn't qualify as pre-buy inspections on muscle cars.

Precisely why I buy used.

Puppies from backyard “breeders”

Kimbers... Got burned twice... Now I avoid them like COVID...

Sane Women.........

Had to chuckle on that one.

Guns from online retailers cosmetic appearance wise for the most part.
Especially wood stocked ones.
Versus looking at 2 3 or4 of em in person and picking the one with appeal to you.


Kinda at the mercy of the pallet stacking and the momo confirming the serial # on the gun versus the box and sending it on its way to you.

Why many sites have the selection blurb disclaimer or charge for selection.
Even then the charge for selection still puts ya in the same boat.

I know of no online retailer site that will show pics of say 3 from ya to choose from and pick the wood you like.


That would be kinda cool if possible.

Too much effort and time to do that..

Their might be a online retailer that does it.
I dunno honestly....

Ribeye steaks bought from a couple of Mexicans in a Big Lots parking lot

Lol!!!
And EBT accepted from the formal tent and cooler outfits.
They will be set up on riverside drive again this summer.
Doing their regional tour.

Popsicles from Iraqi child street vendors

Pre-owned boats.

Mail order brides

Any kind of melons from grocery stores.

Pity the poor ol' horse.

Cocaine

Sadly, Case brand pocket knives.

Pawn shop guitars.

"Yes sir! That's a Gibson awright! Only eight hunnerd bucks!"

Yeppers on the "used cars"!
I've only bought one used vehicle that was worth the money.
2001 Dodge 3500 dually w/Cummins.
Had 13,000 miles.
It currently has over 400k and still runs like a top and gets 18mpg.

And internet saddle horses.

Bushnell, Tasco and UTG scopes.
Well, most shoot like crap!

+1

“sweet” onions can be identified visually

Buy the onions that look “flat”, not round

Even flat Red onions are sweet, but the vidalias and others mentioned need to be flat

fruit that's supposed to be sweet.