...to realize that I have a special gift of being able to buy defective stuff.

Impact testing a new scope?

The first step to recovery is to admit you have problem.

Carma...

Dropping a gun doesn't = defective

Keep it up! The better at it you get, the less I have to deal with it.

Condoms?

The new AR you got is defective?

That boy could fuug up an anvil..... comes to mind..

I didn't hear any heavy breathing.

Please don't post pictures of that.

Start buying two at a time and keep receipts...you know the first one is fugged

....too soon....she said.

😜🦫

Nothing to do with this thread, but I thought River Rider would get a kick out of hearing his sig line got me tossed in Facebook jail. I just couldn't resist.

Like a moth to a flame

Defective Spandex Bike Shorts?

That would suck 50 miles from home.

I’m sorry is your Crucifix not Working..

Many people are out to get you Paul. Has to be what it is as it's only you experiencing this problem.

I know how you flee.

Three cheers, a bushel of kudos, and a hearty salute.

Well done!

I've always had the innate ability to pick the wrong frigging line for everything.

Okay, you can speak in generalities about your current lucky break, but since you’ve elected to just sit and take it, no specifics please.

The Lord helps those who help themselves…..

No post on the AR15 yet. Just checked.

This after your recent pic in the Hotel Maid thread?

...I have begun to realize, that I have a special gift to buy perfectly good stuff and make it defective.