What next?

World Peace?

Give dying for our sins a try, we'll let you know how it works out.

Yes...loving it.

U did good.

I have been dead for a while, could you help out with that?

2 dollar gas or youre a fake.

World Peace sound easier for now.




Thanks Ted.

Praise be to Bohn Jurns!

I have been dead for a while, could you help out with that?

From the waist down, or from the neck up? Might could make a difference.

Can you put the USD back on the gold standard?? Asking for a Russian friend named Vlad P. ........

Sheetcan the Scientologists for good!

If we could only stop Burns ego....... and bring back humility...

Sooner hold back the tide.

LOL, I'm waiting for him to bring back Seinfeld.

J Burns,,,,

Burns hard at work

I'm glad you stopped LSD . . .

Don't forget to fix the RMI, EGT, AP and ICS.

lol.......

I wondered why all the LSD around here dried up.

I like this new and improved John Burns, now with extra wit!

Dammit Dave, you are a miracle. Admit it!

False modesty- or any modesty- doesn't get any traction here.

Fentanyl is the new now!

Ivory-billed Woodpeckers.

I found Burns' doppelganger.

Why do his teeth look so English?

you have a good sense of humor and big props for that

I was just hoping Burns would share his tanning and tooth whitening tips with us.

He's too busy teaching Warren Buffet how to make real money. He has a friend that clued him in.

Tom,

Bloodshot eyes make your teeth look whiter.

3 for 4 aint bad.

Better than the old version but still only halfway there.

That's why I am working on World Peace.

And Putin stopped COVID-19, Soros, Klaus Schwab, the Rothschilds, Hunter Bidet, Pedo Joe and Bill Gates' next 'Worse than Covid' plandemic.

The Good Lord Bird.

I really like that you capitalized it. Brought a tear to my eye.

Yep, that's why he went into Ukraine. He was looking out for us all. He's really nice that way.

Burns!

Post your resume’.

LOL

Post yours CATFISH. DARE YA Rio7

Speaking of dumb fugks that don't have a real resume'.

LOL

This thread is more about my results, which speak for themselves.

I will give you 1000 more words to ponder on.

If that's what you consider an accomplishment, it truly is 1,000 words.

LMFAO.

What a loser.

The only way those yahoos would be recognized is if they had bags over their heads, no one will be seen with you otherwise...

See any bucks?

Get rid of the coons and Meskins

Go back to were you where, CATFISH your starting to smell like the stupid kcunt you are, suck it off the bottom. Rio7

I wonder if there’s still time to throw them back?

Tell us all again why Trump’s wall concept “wouldn’t work” you stupid fugking hick.

I would like to join in , but Rio has me on ignore.... at least he doesn't ignore you....

With your resume' you couldn't get a job as a Wal-Mart parking lot security, now tell us how your protecting our Borders, CATFISH. Rio7

How about you have a conversation with Big Stick

Protecting our borders?

LOL

I believe it’s your dumb ass that has made that claim.

Enjoy daddy’s land.

Well I did tame LiL Fish, I put it in the thread title.

Missed again CATFISH. Rio7

I'm not sure who is more GAY.

John Burns.

Or John Burns.

LOL

Both are most likely exactly the same in Gay Level.

You didn't really think that through, did you?

Burns,

What are you going to do tomorrow?

Besides nothing.

LOL

Dreaming of how great living in FL must be.

What the hell they going to do with all the mormon churches around here now?

Kent

Great bull.

Now tell us all about your resume'.

LOL

You stupid fugking hick.

Burns gonna shoot 'em all.

LOL

That shoe fits.


It's like you're my personal sock puppet that dances at my whim.



LOL.

I see the stupid fugkin hick still can't manage a resume'.

LOL

Reminds me of Massad Ayboob.

#FloridaLivin.

And points for yet another LOL.

John,

You are CRUSHING it.

LOL

You stupid fugkin' hick.

LOL

Points to Mr. Burns for being next to the chick in the mini skirt with her knickers down.

Excelent!

Massad Ayoob!

TFF!

Ranger Regiment dudes love to drop trou.

DuckDuckGo Ryan Cleckner.

Gotta watch for nutsacks hanging out of zippers for pictures.

It's really a thing.

In HS, there was the girl that got to hang with the cheerleaders. We called her "The Mascot" in other words "John Burns"

She was usually a drama queen/attention whore too fwiw....

The fact Burns is "watching" for hanging nutsacks is awesome..

Oh now he's a Ranger.

LOL

Just STFU, you stupid fugking hick.

#cringe

LOL

What a fugking clown.

I am Okay with that.

24hcf kinda has that figured out Burns.

Please quit posting my videos.

Thanks

When they start bragging about pics with you, I'll gladly eat my truck.

Until then....

Cuz be madd now.🤣

Those dudes in the same platoon?😂

Good catch.

Irish teeth look a lot like English teeth, just not as many.

Kyle Lamb and Jerry Miculek love Johnny B.



Damn dude eating a truck is gonna suck.

Good Luck, Bitch.

Eating a whole truck is going to suck balls.



Eating a Truck is gonna suck Ballz

LMAO. 😆

The whole truck, right.

And how many did he get for free or at cost?

Shameless Shot Show plugs aint posting bragging pics, but whatever you gotta tell yourself.

Eating a truck is no easy task.

You need to get started, bitch

Santa!!!! Oh my God!

I know him!

Kyle Lamb and Jerry Miculek love Johnny B.



Damn dude eating a truck is gonna suck.

Good Luck, Bitch.

I've never actually seen this level of self promotion outside of politics. You're making it easy for them to make you appear foolish.

Discretion is the better part of valor. When you're amazing, you won't need to tell people....and when you're not, no amount of salesmanship is going to get you there.

You sure got me cornered!

Who posted the video again?

Kyle Lamb and Jerry Miculek love Johnny B.



Damn dude eating a truck is gonna suck.

Good Luck, Bitch.

LOL.

What company are you running?

Thanks.

Reloader 26 for everyone? I mean if we're asking for miracles might as well shoot for the stars.......

Thinking outside the box.

Well played.

Would pay good money to watch you call Kyle Lamb a shyster to his face.

Really good money.

Did I just experience deflect and redirect from the best of the......

Never mind, wrong guy.

And predictable

When you are a bit less drunk then flesh this out a bit better?

Nice dodge..... well not really... do you think nobody notices? really

Oh I reckon a few notice.

These circular arguments are fun.... reminds me of my bi-polar ex wife....

Not suprsing you would choose to marry poorly.

Fits in with all you poor life choices.

The doof you're postin to, is the rest a the west.

The best left his lame ass behind, when, amazingly, he thought he was actually a contribution to the effort.

What are you guys fighting about?

It's in the thread title.

I pretty much saved the world and they are whining.

Burns and his groupie, wildly claim him to be hetero.

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Word I heard was, he was bi.

Didn't believe it.

Add did you get my PM this AM?

No, just checked.

Thanks Brian.

Okay.



Everyone needs to chill the fuuck out.


Right fuuckin' now.


lol

Multiple edits are a sign of superior intelect.

Link?

I aint shootin a .270 Win no matter what happens.

One frequent editor to another, I always uncheck the "Mark as Edited" box.

Duly noted.

Some might be playin a bit higher game?

Cool

Ok John, I don't think you are a shyster, you actually build some pretty nice rifles and it appears you are building a quality reputation with your products.
I wish no ill will and hope your success continues to build.

I haven't figured out why they have a hard on for this burns guy......bob

Has anyone noticed that Burns and Biden have the same initials? has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time? FJB ,, only advantage he has is, He can kiss my ass and I cant

I was thinking they were cousins or some shiiit. Or battle buddies 🤣

People that can't, resent the hell out of people that can, pretty easy to understand. Rio7

I don't have a dog in this fight... but just like that, I lost all my mormon friends and cousins...

Kent

Burns,

I know you’re a dumb fugking hick so I’m gonna help you out.

1.). Nobody called Lamb a shyster.

2.). Use of the word “shyster” will alienate a large portion of potential customers.

I’m not surprised that you can’t grasp this, because you’re a dumb fugking hick.

LOL

Rio,

Tell us again that walls are a bad idea.

LOL

You dumb fugk.

Guys I think this has gone too far.... nobody is a shyster here....
John is using a sales technique used by thousands of companies

I love the vid of three dudes sitting around one dead turkey.

Sham Wow guy was more convincing.

LOL

What a fugking clown.

CATFISH, we all know you can't, and resent the Hell out of people that can, TRY AGAIN DUMB ASS. Rio7

Wonder if they sold many Sham Wows?

I can play a 3 dudes 3 turkeys card.

I was thinking that this thread was the actual April fools conspiracy until it kept going. Sickening display of vitriol and jealousy by the anonymous

Well, since I do not know who is and who isn't cool, let me ask this. Who are all these people in these pictures? I know I kind of live under a rock; but, am I supposed to know who they are? I'm guessing they are important people to somebody or else why would they be posted without at least identifying them. At least that would put this whole thread into perspective for me. Thanks in advance.

This is a run down for the Wolverine picture starting from the left and a links to those who have websites.

Ryan Cleckner

Ryan was a Ranger sniper and has written on LR shooting

Rorke Denver

Rorke is a retired SEAL and amoung other things stared in the movie Act of Valor.

Kyle Lamb

Kyle is a retired Delta Force Troop SGM. He own VTAC and was on the ground in the middle of the Blackhawk Down fight in Somalia.

Sean Davis

Sean is a founder and current CEO of The Federalist. An extremely influential conservative new source.

Bob is the guy on top and the guy below litterally pulled Sadam H. out of his spider hole.

Seth Berglee

Seth was a memeber of the Army Marksmanship Unit and owns Shield Arms. Makes a cool folding AR.

Austin Knudsen

Austin is barley showing but he is the Montana Attorney General.

One of my favorite pictures of a day I will always remember.

Some '15 while you're at it as well. Now this might seem like an insurmountable task, but, just remember, I'm not asking for primers so try and keep thing in perspective.

Sheesh.

Hold into the whirled peas!

Wrangell, AK (KINY) - Back in December of 2015, a Big Game guide was charged with eight counts of Unlawful Acts as a guide in GMU 19.

The guide, Thomas G. Shankster (who is 60-years-old of Aurora, Colorado) owns a business called "Alaska Trophy Hunts" which is primarily based near the Mouth of the Dillinger River. State troopers had discovered that Shankster had committed the crime of Wanton Waste on at least five occasions of both Moose and Caribou. Shankster had also failed to report two known violations by his assistant guides of sub-legal sheep and antlers before meat, plus they had committed Unsworn Falsification on at least one Hunt Record. That record showed that meat had been salvaged, but in actuality had not.

Who is Bob? He got short billing........

Awesome. A lifetime memory for sure.
Did you recommend any recipes for the F-250 yet?

Thanks for the info JohnBurns. Hey, I know Austin. I sure didn't recognize him in the picture though.

I like our new Attorney General.... seems like a solid dude

Austin is a good guy. Saw him at SHOT this year and shot PDs with him last summer.

Kyle Lamb seems like an absolute, humble bad ass.

I don't know squat about those other guys.

There are times I wish I had careered the Corps, but not many. I'd be recently out if I had and it sounds like an absolute sh:t show these days.

The short guy in the middle is Burns me thinks.

Kyle is not what I would call humble but he has good ego control, if that makes sense.

I have seen the Troop SGM come out when somebody got out over their skis and he has no problem taking someone to task.

On the other hand you have to really dig deep to get him off balance when schitt talking and his range schitt talking game is world class.

This year at SHOT he had 4 of us at dinner. The guys from Stag Arms were in the same big resturant and Scott Steiert, who is a good friend, was at the Stag Arms table.

The waitress came over to Kyle and me with a small sunday with a lit candle and told us she had been told we were celebrating our 20th year anniversary and somebody had bought us the sunday with the lit candle.

The whole Stag table got up and cheered. We blew the candle out and had a few bites of ice cream.

Kyle and Scott Steiert killing rocks at my place.

Ha! I will take your word on the humble/ego thing. I have never met him. My thoughts were based on some interviews I have seen of him but those very well may have been doctored up.

As to the shenanigans, those Stag guys sound like the kinds of guys I'd hang out with.

I am just saying Kyle does not play humble but is pretty introspective. It's not an act.

Jack Carr just put up a 3+ hour podcast with Kyle where they get deep into the Blackhawk Down stuff and other things.

I can say what you see there is the real Kyle.

I am thinking little man, Napoleon complex.

That's the way people who have never accomplished anything in life feel better about themselves. They hang with badass people who have.

All I see is two dudes and a kghunt.

LOL

Burns failed to mention that this event was held by the "Make a Wish Foundation."

He's so fugking stupid they deemed him "critical."

LOL

They are all operators. Burns as well. I think

Gives real operators free hunts, ta get pics with em so he can post like he's not a poser.

Those seals look at As The World Burns with as much respect as a ride operator at the carny.

Postin here so much more recently, cause his ass got run off another forum.

Which forum ran him off?

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The one where he threatened ta kill people from 1,000 yards away.

arf.

LOL

His booze face does seem to be growing.

Then, he tried ta get outta the ban, by claimin he was outta his mind on Nyquil and booze, when he threatened ta kill half the forum.

Oh my.

LOL

He was knowed over there, as Mr. Potato Head.

For that cocktail, does the Nyquil get mixed with the booze in the rocks glass? Shaken or stirred?

https://wyomingarms.com/product/1-2-day-training-with-your-wyoming-arms-rifle/

LMFAO

LOL.

I got banned for doing exactly what I am doing right here. Rubbing noses in poo.

That's why I like Rick's Island for Misfit Toys. I can play here and have fun.

Too fugkin' funny.

Still feel the same and I was banned over 2 years after that post.

This thread would have been a eject from the get go on ARF.

I did fix the optic forum and tamed Lil Fish and Shrap and Deflave came back becuse they craved the attention.

But keep bumping, Ladies.

years ago at arf some guy was posting about his new girlfriend and talking her up. got a bunch of attaboys from the crowd. I figure this gf popped this guys cherry the way he went on.

all I did was ask if she swallowed.

that created a chit storm, a message from a site rep saying I should apologize, never do that again, etc.

haven't been to arf for long time

LOL.

I have made multiple post in this thread alone that would get the Ban Hammer on ARF.

I got banned 2 years after that post for unspecified "Personal Attack".

The idea that most any poster on this site thinks getting banned from ARF is anything but a badge of honour makes me smile.

You girls always figure a way to make my swarmy ass look better.

Thanks.

And here's you craved for Pic.

Top 10 signs you're talking to a fugking idiot.

LOL

You sir are the gift that just keeps giving.

Aren't you good friends with that dude Prankster, or Stankster or WTF his name is?

Got caught lopping the heads off moose and hauling ass or some schit.

LOL

You should stop sweating Fubarski and update that POS you call a website.

LOL

You haven't uploaded a vid since 2015.

Lazy fugkin' hick.

A mere human might ask if if K. Lamb is compensated for the use of the name and image that he spent his life achieving.

#holstersniffer



mike r

Well I hunted Tom's Dillinger River camp, like a lot of guys.

Thanks for giving me the reason to post this.

Who are the two fat ass's in this pic,,that bearded dude is about 1 more pic from filing stalking charges

So you killed that bear with the guide that was convicted?

I think its infatuation,,,probly has a pic up to masterbate by

LMFAO

You stupid fugking hick.

Way to go Burns.

LOL

You stupid fugking hick.

More than one. Tom was an outfitter.

Dillinger River is a great camp. Tom had a good thing going but appears he screwed it up.

Yeah I recall your defending him.

Until he was convicted.

Then you turned full khgunt and called your "friend" a POS.

LOL

Here's one for your spank bank.

^^^Best lookin' gal in Wyoming. ^^^

LOL

Well quote that up, player. You will win the internet.

I'll wait.

But here is this for now.

LMFAO

I bet you're double vaccinated too.

You stupid fugking hick.

Holy Fugk, check out the fivehead on that guy. You could rent that out for advertisements.

Well it's not got any smaller over the years. Might be full on 6 head

Changing the subject but here is Chili.

Similar background to Kyle and was a advisor for the Netflix movie "Extraction".

Okay.

This is epic.

LOL

Oh my.

LOL

Burns,

You're obviously close friends with Kyle Lamb.

does he share your view on all things bump stock?

Kyle thinks I am a retard.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CY43720rANh/

So your good friend Kyle Lamb shares your view on all things bump stock?

LOL.

Bump?

Thanks.

Are you on the payroll?

Nice rifles, a bit expensive for my blood.. is there a campfire discount 😆

No.

Don't fold on me now, Girls.

You got me on the ropes. Now is the time for "Max Effort".

Wyoming Arms LLC
Google reveiws....


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Freaking 2x2. Sheesh, John.

Linky?

Okay. I'll play.

Wyo Arms Rocks

But thanks for the BUMP.

Google reveiws dumbfuq.

Wyoming Arms LLC google fu....


You know you had to go look before you made your spin attempt.
It's why you made your little link post and the google review you left out....

Hit you right to the core again just like I did about 2 or 3 weeks ago.



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Right in the core.

Oucch.

Picture for you effort.



But thanks for the BUMP.

Still their when I google fu
" wyoming arms llc"



Even copied it for ya Johnny



" John Burns is a fuucking dork.....
He also likes to drop peoples names in pictures on 24hr campfire in a vicarious attempt to use their backgrounds to build up his credibilty.
No one has ever posted a picture saying this is me with John Burns anywhere on the .www
LMFAO! "

It dropped your rating to a 3.7 from a 5.0 initially.

But now google is fixing it for you back to 5.0 and 2 reveiws instead of 3

Guess the google carebears are looking out for you.
Or maybe your putz azz can do it thru your website.
Dunno
Dont care

But my reveiw still shows....










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Okay?

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OMG and add in LOL.

2 out of 3 are on on my side in your stupid post.

Wyoming Arms makes incredible guns and the other guy says "awesome"?

Thanks for the BUMP Retard.

It's their forever Johnny!!!

Is it true they called you Mr. Potato head on that other site you got banned from for drinking too much nyquil and running your piehole?



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Hey...
If we are picking on you too much....

You can always go bytch mode like you did a couple of years back and tell people you will get them banned with your influence you claimed to have with Bin.

How that all work out for you???
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And the morons just keep coming, like moths to a flame…

You're such a dick. But in the good way.

Serious question.

You’ve name dropped quite a few folks in this thread and others here in the last day or so. Are/would they be cool having their names attached to your posts here?

Flaves wife said the same thing.

Again you are such a dick, but that does not mean I am not LOL.

Well played.

“Name dropped”???

Do you think they were forced to have the photos taken?

WTF?

He posted the photos and members ASKED who were in the photos

Every body loves John B.

Feel free to email the links and add veiws.

Careful what you wish for.

Rock it kiddo.

This is some read.

I don't see why everyone is ragging on Burns

I thought he was excellent in Oh God

Tom’s dead.

John, don't use that spelling. It's not a good look in an otherwise strong showing for you.

It appears Burns was deep into the NyQuil last night.

LOL

What a fugking idiot.

Ol Burns wan-do would’ve hitched a ride with Butcher Baker for the free plane ride, just to go hunting. Hey Rob what’s up with the young lady tied up in the back? Oh don’t worry about her John, after I drop you off, I’m dropping her off.

LMAO

I have Britsh ancestry.

Be careful to not let a Scotsman know you compared them as British...

Didn't you get schit canned from your last gig?

LOL

PS-Them vids still sayin' 2015.

You stupid fugkin' hick.

^^^Channeling Big Stick because he's an unoriginal dumb fugk.^^^

Burns,

Do you concur?

Great conversation folks.
Luv’n it and exactly why I am here and not any other forum.

Burns, was that an interior bear? I am not familiar with Dillinger River camp.

No 'gold-plated' AR for you!

There's something 'off' about those hero pics.

That's right. Burns is in all of 'em.


I did think he was great in M.A.S.H. though. He and Hot Lips Houlihan were hilarious!

Cool !

The other advantage, of you showing all the old pics vs. the hero pics, is that we can all see that you have become quite "rotund" !

Sorry bloke, couldn't help it !

Did you ever pork Elaine?
I would have.

She got more money than everyone else on the show combined.

Non Concur. Sean Davis is the CEO of The Federalist.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.


Interior. Toklat coloring.

Kyle is getting all the glory so lets mix it up with the Navy side.

Rorke Denver, his holster smells nice.

I’m not asking about Sean Davis.

I’m asking about you, you stupid fugk.

You forgot:



LOL

Making you dance like a circus monkey is totally worth the time expended in this thread.

How about a bump?

When I first saw this on my phone

LOL

It kills you to be called a stupid fugking hick.

Because you know it’s true.

Lol

I like being a Hick and doing Hick things.

Mr.B. Sanders, Mr. K.Lamb, Mr P. Head

This has got to be the best thread of all time on here.

Brother Dave's child support thread was epic. Beats this one.

Some of the old DFC threads too.

Wanna bet some gold coins?
LOL

Other brother Dave's Baboon ass thread was epicest !

Let's not try and slide this thread from the OP.

Thanks.

Burns has turned in some stellar work recently.

Gotta stay focused.

We’ll have none of this stuff here.

Ya had ta go & dig up the Ukrainian chicks, didn't ya Mike !

Nice, about like the one I got last year.

How can you tell she’s a uke?

Lips n brows !

So, no need for confirmation by nips n lips !

Got a pic?

Where were you?

Did you use a Berger VLD?

I could use a break from all the attention whoring in my epic thread.

Hey Burns,

Didn't you get fired from your previous gig because they caught you stealing?

LOL

So they just figured out your were a worthless fugking hick?

LOL

You're not a hick.

You're a STUPID fugking hick.

LOL

Strong work, Johnny.

LOL

Is this a zipper endorsement?

Try some salad, you fat fugk.

LOL

Long range turkey hunting?

Talkeetnas and yes on the 135 Berger Classic. It was all I could find for my 6.5x284. It worked, but I wasn’t terribly impressed. Pic will need to wait until I get to a real computer.

She won’t quit begging for more free shît.

Ever notice the same butt fugking idiots that love Ukraine are the same butt fugking idiots that were scared of COVID?

Ahh, hush up and just do as your told

Tagged on the fivehead is pretty juvenile.

Lmao

Tell me they aren't twins.....

Stick should be starting his two weeks off soon, I reserve judgement until then.

Might need a lil bump.

Just needs some NyQuil.