I wear a plain gold wedding band.
Anyone rocking an ear ring? Gold necklace? Bracelet?
How about those pink rubber bracelets that say”Jesus” or “cancer awareness”? Had an attorney and dropped his dumb ass because he was wearing some retarded rubber bracelet with “promise keepers” about 15 years ago. Jewelry on men is some creepy scheit.

Watch and wedding ring at one time.
Neither now.

I do work for an Indian guy. Those people love some jewelry.

Wristwatch, wedding band, three diamonds, The ring when I dress up.

Plain gold band

Do cock rings count?

None here. I’d go naked if people wouldn’t point and laugh. I don’t begrudge folks who do, but I just can’t stand it myself.

I wear a few watches and have since I was kid . If I forget it feels weird .

Watch and wedding band

Nothing spells cringe like a gold bracelet on a man. I don’t see it to often but it looks gay as hell. Usually on a middle aged overweight used car salesman looking dude trying to look self important.

i never leave the house unless i am wearing at least of pound of hammered silver studded with turquoise. hatband, glasses, necklaces, bracelets, rings on every finger. bitches love the look and i give it to them, hard.

All my jewelry I wear concealed. in public....

I can see why you wouldn't want a lawyer who was a promise keeper....

Wedding band only.

Nothing, did wear a wedding band, almost tore a finger off so don't wear it.

When I feel like it, I'll wear a copper wire on my wrist.

My O&G career never allowed "jewelry" so, as such, I wear nothing.

No scheit, a lawyer who isn’t willing to lie through his teeth? No way.

Wristwatch.

A watch isn’t what I’d consider jewelry. Unless it’s a blinged out diamond encrusted monstrosity. Id like an Omega Ocean Planet. Just take some getting used to since I haven’t worn one in at least 35 years since I had a swatch.

Does a prince Albert count?

Pierced nipples and a Prince Albert.

My younger brother came home wearing one of those gold bracelets one time, he was about 17. We were at the supper table when dad noticed it. He told my brother straight up that it looked "phaggotized". I thought my teeth were going to explode as I held back that laugh. I never saw the bracelet again.

Nothing

I’m old and ugly no amount of bling is going to fix that.

I’ll rely on my sunny disposition 😃

Watch and gold chain my mother gave me with a gold glove and a football during my coaching days.....

Wristwatch and my USPc when I open carry. My holster seems to get the most attention (El Paso Saddlery).

Timex Expedition, plastic case, nylon band. Lightweight, accurate, inexpensive, last for years and can be lit up at night.

Watches are getting harder to find, young people often cannot read an analog dial , they get their time on their phones.

The last two Expeditions I had to buy online, couldn’t find them in stores.

I wear my wedding band on a chain around my neck.

That's it. I can't stand even to wear a watch.

I think male jewelry is pretty gay as a rule. Especially the ear rings.

None.

Nothing now. Hooked my gold band wedding ring at work and nearly ripped my finger off. Only male OK to wear jewelry is Mr T!

Same. A swatch was the cool kid item to have for a few years back in the day. I never liked having a watch hang up on my pocket when reaching in 🤔. I liked the Luminox watches but haven’t worn one since cellphones.

How about one of those Crocodile Dundee necklaces or shark teeth .

Or

Two elk ivories on a piece of hemp cord around my neck.

My only talisman.

A watch, always a watch.
And for a wedding band, for the past four years I have been wearing Qalo silicone rings, and the gold band is in the gun safe.

I wear a gold wedding band and a cheap Dimex wristwatch. I have made some jewelry in a southwest style. But they are too elaborate for me to actually wear. My wife wears them occasionally.










I have a couple of rings that I wear on special occasions.

Wristwatch and gold wedding band.

L.W.

An uncle was putting up a screen door, his wedding band got hooked on the top corner when he stepped down off a chair, took his ring finger clean off. Back then they didn’t reattach stuff.

Worked with a dumbass stoner that ripped his ring finger off on a portable basketball goal in Walmart.
He and some stoner buds went to WallyWorld World for some late night munchies at 3:am and he was trying to dunk a basketball. Hung his ring on the rim and ripped his finger right off. Then the dumbass tried to sue Walmart. And lost, of course.

Jacob's ladder?

I wear a Luminox watch, which I consider to be essential functional gear, not jewelry, and my baptismal cross. No rings, no earrings, no piercings.

Jackmountain: "I" have never bought a piece of jewelry for myself - other than if YOU consider a watch "jewelery".
I no longer even wear a watch and haven't since I retired 24 (twenty four!) years ago.
I do have a wedding ring that my wife bought me and I keep it in a safe place in one of my safes.
I think earrings and necklaces and bracelets and "gawdy" rings on men is extrafaggy - no offense meant sacharlie, fubarski, turdquinn et el.
MANY years ago I got the "hots" for a piece of jewelry made with one of the Bull Elk "Ivories" I had harvested over the years - but again the [bleep] of that stopped me from going through with having anything made.
I would MUCH rather spend my hard earned dollars on guns and ammunitions.
In fact I bought some munitions today in the next state south of me.
Rewarding and enjoyable that.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Never any jewelry.
A plain waterproof Seiko watch on a black rubber band is my constant companion. On the very rare occasions that I have to dress "up" I wear a stainless Omega with stainless band.

Just a wedding ring and couple of Glocks.

On rare occasion I put on an AK... but most days it just stays in the car/truck.

A white gold wedding band engraved in the Winston Churchill ball and scroll pattern.

No jewelry for me.....
Never wore a wedding ring as I've always worked around high voltage so just couldn't get used to wearing one when I wasn't working.

Only girls and faqs wear jewelry, including ear rings !

Saint Christopher necklace that I got in 1992. Only been off once for an X-ray. First wedding band is in some canal on Ocracoke Island. Second band is in the gun safe since it comes off really easily due to the taper of my fingers. Think thick fingers, no knuckles. I do like nice watches and wear different ones on different occasions.

Dogtags in the US Army.

I have never owned a watch.

Watch, but strictly to tell time. Wore the wedding band for about a week and near ripped a finger off when it hung up on a tractor fender. It's lived in Cookie's jewelry box for the last 49 years.

I heard Airforce pilots got big watches. Dunno is it's true

Workplace safety rules prevented me from wearing jewelry for 40 years. When I retired, one of the first things I did was buy a wedding ring as a sign of respect to the wife. What a waste that turned out to be! Three years later we took both of our rings to the gold merchant. When I married the Current, we decided to plant a tree instead of getting rings.

Got some watches, but never wear them. If they were worth anything, I’d sell them too.

Jewelry and perfume ain’t for me. Y’all go ahead.

Nothing but a wedding band! No jewelry, tattoos, or weird hair cuts to show my individuality! 🤔 memtb

Wedding band and I can understand it small necklace or bracelet anything other than that is [bleep] jewelry...
Bleep is fa**g. I guess cuz it's initiate in California it hurts too many feelings

I used to wear a simple help braided necklace with an elk ivory from my first bull. It broke and I haven't replaced it in many years.
Wedding ring is made of whiskey barrel and elk antler but I only wear it on special occasions.
No need for a watch, my phone has a clock on it.

For around the neck, a nice long Merriam's turkey spur on a leather strand - and also an elk pearl strung the same way. Also have a racoon baculum given to me by Miles - that goes in the hatband.

Same for me with the ring. I got hung up on a rivet holding a piece of trim on a fire engine door. If I were 3 inches shorter it would have degloved me. My dad got his hand caught between a starter and a steering column, I smashed the ring onto his finger. He got his hand out and cut the ring with side cutters. I wear my ring if we are at a nicer social function.
I quit wearing watches when I retired. I used to just beat them up anyway. I use my phone and all the cars have clocks in them.

No.

Wedding band only other than my St. Christopher I wear under my shirt.

Nothing

Citizen EcoDrive with a NATO strap.

All I wear is my wedding ring. Used to wear a watch but between the vehicle, computer and telephone I always have something by me with a clock.

when I wear a watch, it's a Timex hunting style watch.

I'm happily married for 38 years, I haven't worn my plain gold wedding band for 2 years. Fingers swelled after left thumb joint replacement surgery 2 years ago.
Plus, I work with lathe and other potentially dangerous tools.
Planning to make me a new wedding band from wood on my lathe...... after my right thumb joint replacement heals from surgery 7 weeks ago.

GAY

Been married over 51 years, haven't worn my wedding band for about 40 years. Guy that we were roping with had the rope catch his band, and literally take his finger off. My wife said sh'e rather have me with all my fingers than wearing the ring. I do wear a watch.

Only a wedding ring. I take that off when I work out. Don't really like to wear it.

I wear a watch every day. Sometime's it's even a fancy one. Grand-Dad left me a shiny gold Hamilton he was given for his retirement. It doesn't keep time as well as my work watch Timex Ironman, it is way cooler looking though.

Worn a wedding band since 1976, at one time I would wear a ring the wife got me, if I was dressed up, same with my grandfathers monogrammed ring......

Traded the diamond ring in for a ring for the wife, and don't wear grandfathers ring at all anymore, it only fits on my little finger, and just looks odd to me.

Haven't worn a watch since retired....... there are clocks and time pieces EVERYWHERE, so don't need one, and usually don't care what time it is anyway!.

Mannlicher sports a golf chain and a stick buried up his ass.

LOL

When we got married in ‘79 my late wife asked me if I wanted a ring or a rifle. I still have it!



Green River Rifle Works Henry Leman style Trade Rifle. .50 calibre

a lot of hilarious virtue signaling and righteous bullying on this thread.

I used to wear a watch. I no longer wear one everyday. I do have a very nice watch
I wear when I dress up or go on a date. Which isnt often these days.

Wedding ring...always. When I have had to take it off, I have a tan line on my finger....

Wore a watch every day until I retired. Now I don't care what day of the week it is and certainly not the time.

Wedding ring. I wear a watch but it's a tool, not jewelry. It's an old cheap Timex.

Wedding band, watch, and compact Sig!

A watch isn’t jewelry you fugking morons.

Male jewelry, nope.

White gold wedding band & analog Timex with digital alarm. That’s it.

No tattoos or piercings either…

I don't want to look like I'm worth killing to rob.

That rifle is awesome!

Im pretty sure a bit of conversation would be enough to make anyone want to kill you.

LOL

No.
No rings.

Wristwatch.

Plain gold wedding band and a wrist watch.

I do have a Cross tie pin, I wear as a lapel pin, and an American Flag pin, and a Canadian maple leaf pin.

I'd call those more clothing, than jewelry.

The gratuitous vulgarity makes a statement - kinda like the superfluous bling some guys wear - and maybe you should take another look at some of the ostentatious watches.

What He Said ^^^

It sure as Fück can be, and often is

Says the guy that couldn't be on time to save his own life.

Just STFU.

I’m always on time. Fück your damned made up time schedule

Nothing on me.

Watches are stupid to me. Just clunky. The band rnds up smelling like a dead animal. 😃🤢
Phone tells me the time.

I dont wear a wedding ring cause its tight in the morning and so loose it falls off after I piss 5 or 6 times by afternoon.

I have some stuff but just dont even bother any more. Not in 20+ years.

I pity da fool that talks chit about my ice.

Wedding band, a watch and a small medic-alert bracelet. When I was flying, I would put my wedding band on my dog tag chain at the start of the day.

Wedding band black Stainless Luminox watch and sometimes a gold rope chain with a gold arrowhead.

Gold wedding band is it. Black watch every day. A gold or stainless watch if I go somewhere and my wife suggests my clothes.

What's with the nose ring bull drops?
Looks like snot hanging out if their nose!

Ordered a chili pie once. The chick that took my order had rings in her lips and a tongue stud.
"I'd like for you to strain that chili real good for me."
"Why?", she asked.
"Well, I don't want any of them wires and thangs gettin' hung up in my lips."
Chick got pissed and wouldn't serve me.
I thought all that crap was to draw attention to oneself?
Just 'cause you think it's cute and "smart" don't mean everybody does!

....and ring and watch only. No "tats"! I wanna go to heaven*! LOL!

* - that's the Jew in me sticking out! 😉

What's with the nose ring bull drops?
Looks like snot hanging out if their nose!

Ordered a chili pie once. The chick that took my order had rings in her lips and a tongue stud.
"I'd like for you to strain that chili real good for me."
"Why?", she asked.
"Well, I don't want any of them wires and thangs gettin' hung up in my lips."
Chick got pissed and wouldn't serve me.
I thought all that crap was to draw attention to oneself?
Just 'cause you think it's cute and "smart" don't mean everybody does!

....and ring and watch only. No "tats"! I wanna go to heaven*! LOL!

* - that's the Jew in me sticking out! 😉

Glad to see you back to your normal self.

Actually a watch is considered as (functional) jewelry, especially for insurance purposes.

I’ve always considered you an honest person.

Until that post.

I’m talking about men.

Not your f a g g o t y ass insurance speak.

I figured my 26 tattoos made me evil enough....

I skip the pirate jewelry

P I M P

I wear a $13.95+tax WalMart "Casio".
Gives me date, day and time. What the hell esle do I need?
Deer, squirrels and turkeys don't care one whit whether I'm wearing a Casio or Rolex!
Before I'd spend that much on a Rolex watch, I'd but something that's more appropriate in my gun safe.

I will wear my ring when we go out or for church ,etc but nothing during the work week . I know to many people missing a ring finger from a mishap with machinery.

Jacobs ladder count?

Pretty cold for swimming there isn't it?

Only wear elk ivory from public land bull that scored 412 B&C on a braided leather cord around my neck. Embarrassed to be that vain but damn proud at the same time. Got the bull mounted in the trophy room but first for some reason I relive a lot more of the memories from the ivory. I guess because it’s always with me 24/7. MAGA

Only thing I will wear is my platinum wedding band. Told the wife before getting married that I'd probably choose to wear it on a chain on my neck rather than my finger. My brother had his ring finger degloved during an incident at an AC/DC show in Worcester MA in '85. What was left was subsequently amputated. High four!

Sammo, where/what you representing, player? 3rd street?

Brand new even, man you are stylin'

Gold band wedding ring and college class ring. Worked hard to get both, proud to display them.

LOL

Timex watch, nothing else.

Did somebody tell you that a Timex watch is jewelry?

Nothing, wedding band went into a box on our honeymoon. Worked around machines that grab all my life, long sleeves, loose clothes, long hair, and jewelry where never allowed

I never bothered to get a wedding ring.

I did. It was a nice gold band with 10 diamonds on the top. She paid for it.

I f'n hated wearing that thing and would take it off as soon as I got to work.

Left for a week vacation one time and realized I forgot it on my desk. I thought oh well, it'll be there when I get back.

I didn't account for the 500 lb temp janitor that smelled like he s hit his pants everyday who was long gone after I got back.

Have never replaced it because rings are F'n stupid

Rings are creepy.

I really can't stand them and in-hindsight should have told her to save that money to pay for our bar tab at the #10 Saloon in Deadwood on our honeymoon!

Right?!



lol

God we had fun there though! It was a drizzly cloudy day and the #10 seemed just the ticket to lighten our moods.

I came out of the bathroom and wife wasn't there and I'm like WTF?

Then I turned down the hallway and there she is getting dressed for the Wild Bill reenactment. They're rushing me to get back there to get changed into the clothes and I was going wtf are we doing?

"Wild Bill" then tells us who's characters we are and what is going to happen. I happened to be the only one that didn't run out after Bill got shot. So anyway, it's all going down and this dude comes in with a gun and shoots Bill in the back of the head.

Except the blank didn't go off. There is an awkward moment of silence and then Bill yells "BANG" and his head hits the table and he starts whispering "go go"

So the "actors" take off and it's just me and Bill. I leaned forward close to his ear and whispered "you got a big fugkn hole in your head Bill"

He starts cracking up laughing and tells me to STFU!.

LOL

That was one of the funnest days of my life.

Laughing!



How could forget that....lol

Gold wedding band & a watch, till it quit, about 6 months ago !

It was strange, without the watch, after wearing 1 all my life.

In your line of work I'm surprised either lasted for any length of time.

No. If you wear a watch and have a cell phone then the watch counts as jewelry. Which means you’re gay.

Gayer than AIDS.

-Jim Conrad

I wore my wedding ring when married. Dog tags when active.

I do have a watch I wear from time to time (no pun intended) - mostly in a business setting.

As for bracelets - depends. John Wayne wore one a lot, some sort of elephant hair type thing IIRC. Also I cut anyone wearing a POW/MIA bracelet slack as well.

Guess what, you can't buy a pocket watch for a dollar anymore!

Amazing. I was at that show. Sophomore in high school. It was The Who Made Who tour, I believe. Or Fly On The Wall.

Most likely Who Made Who.

Did you tear Kamo's brothers finger off?