Who else got the exclusive honor of being selected to this highly prestigious NRA club? For only $250 per year, no less!

I’m deeply moved for the consideration I have been given. I’m sure someone else is more deserving.

Buzzards want company.

"Every membership goes to Wayne LaPierre's Official Silk Italian Necktie Foundation (501c3), so give today!!"

I got up to Benefactor but stalled out when Waynegate hit. Pfugg em.

The NRA Endowment must be Bigly..

Yep. When I start seeing Wayne wearing cargo pants/jeans and a t-shirt, and driving an old truck, they can try hitting me up for extra cash.

Bet that guy owns more cufflinks than guns...

I missed a call based out of VA yesterday. It was probably Wayne begging for money…. I mean offering me an Eagle membership.