And I can’t find anyone I came with. WTF!

Just catch a ride with the first good looking one you see, you'll end up somewhere.

Have you checked the ladies room?

There’s crazy homeless people everywhere. Really tempting to screw with them. Kinda drunk.

Happy Camper?

He tryna keep those ticks outta his pant legs while turkey hunting.

Are you at Voodoo?

Why bring sand to the beach?

Yeah, I was looking for anything open that might have drawn in my drunk friends. Saw that “dude”.

Portland is the Pet Cemetery of the Evil Left..
If they miss their Abortion Mills they’ll get you with Chinese Sleeping Therapy..