Talk about a snatch and grab

Posted By: Irving_D Talk about a snatch and grab - 04/27/22

Apple can keep it.

🤢

Good thing it wasnt 24 phones, might have had folks label her as a ho.

Maybe she identifies as a possum?

Jesus H. Christ! That's messed up

And her eyes point in opposite direction.

Dayum she ain’t right!!

Does Shrek know his sister is in the clink? Cheese and rice man. How in the hell, wait, I don't want to know.

Love those blue eyes!!
1 blew east and 1 blew west

Wish the batteries had blown up or shorted out.

Originally Posted by dale06

And her eyes point in opposite direction.

Lol, If you had 23 IPhones up your cooter your eyes would be all wonky too!!

Note to self, only buy a cell phone from a reputable store..........You never know where it's been...

Somebody in her family tree fugkt a goldfish.

We’re they on vibrate? That would explain her mugshot.

She probably could have gotten another dozen up her nose

She thought they were iPads

I bet she could send a Tweet from her twat.

Originally Posted by Irving_D

Furrie

Do you people really believe that is a legitimate story? Even Kamy Harris doesn't have a puddy that big, least wise that's what hunter said.

Originally Posted by PaulBarnard

Somebody in her family tree fugkt a goldfish.

In the eye..

Lol. I thought this was a Trump thread. Edk

I’m SHOCKED!!! Not. It’s what they do. NBN and all.

Originally Posted by dale06

And her eyes point in opposite direction.

- I think that would cross my eyes too.

Originally Posted by hookeye

Good thing it wasnt 24 phones, might have had folks label her as a ho.

Maybe she identifies as a possum?

I identify her as a chi mp.

Originally Posted by oldhunter49

Do you people really believe that is a legitimate story? Even Kamy Harris doesn't have a puddy that big, least wise that's what hunter said.

You haven't spent much time on the internet

Originally Posted by dale06

And her eyes point in opposite direction.

Thats because she had them all on vibrate.

Maybe she was drinkin’ that queefer milk.

If that fits what else is hiding in there that she or anyone knows about? If your fd up drugs anything could be in there. MAYBE OLD BROKE CONDOMS from years ago.

Woman?

Never mind, Boarmaster123 covered it

What, y'all never heard of a booty call?

This cuts out the middle man. Direct dial, as it were.

Did they find the truck that was delivering the IPhones? All they had to do was look for headlights.

What PT Barnum said.

Originally Posted by 160user

I bet she could send a Tweet from her twat.

Can't say that on T man..

I always assumed a $30k pussy would have a more attractive woman wrapped around it.

Originally Posted by dale06

And her eyes point in opposite direction.

That's a valuable trait for shoplifting. Swivel-necking gives the game away.

Usually all it takes in 1 bad apple. But 23? C'mon man!

Who went in any got them out?

Just shake the tree and out they come.

Cute. But, not believable.