When women in this world appear,
And show the things that men hold dear,
Even more than they like beer,
The cry goes up both far and near!
For Underboob! Underboob!
Tearing t-shirts all asunder,
Making men’s eyes wide with wonder!
Underboob, U-u-u-u-Underboob!
Those pictures on the net disclose,
Half that’s underneath those clothes,
While standing up or in repose,
We love it when those ho’s expose,
Underboob! Underboob!
Tearing t-shirts all asunder,
Making men’s eyes wide with wonder!
Underboob, U-u-u-u-Underboob!
Yeah, I'm retired and have lots of time on my hands...