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Posted By: mart Why no men’s health clinics. - 05/13/22
Taking my wife to her gynecologist today (one of the realities of caring for a spouse with dementia is you go to all their appointments) at the women’s health clinic, made me ponder what the woke and feminist crowd would say if there was men’s health clinic. A clinic solely dedicated to serving the male side of the population.

I imagine there’d be great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Because we are men.

I see the pink ribbon thing all the time for breast cancer and everything else under the sun made pink. I've yet to see a brown anything in support of prostate cancer. Women love to feel special and let everyone know just how special they are.
Originally Posted by 250Sav_age
Because we are men.

I see the pink ribbon thing all the time for breast cancer and everything else under the sun made pink. I've yet to see a brown anything in support of prostate cancer.


LOL, no brown ribbon for prostate cancer.

No sh*t. Pun intended.
There are men's health clinics - They're called massage parlors.
Originally Posted by 250Sav_age
Because we are men. Women love to feel special and let everyone know just how special they are.

Bullseye
They have them down here, every other radio add is for some “men’s health” place. Pretty sure it’s code for Boner pill dispensary.
We wouldn't go anyway.
13% of women will develop breast cancer in their lifetime. My brother's doctor told him that 100% of men will get prostate cancer if they live long enough. You know where all the funding goes.
Originally Posted by Hastings
13% of women will develop breast cancer in their lifetime. My brother's doctor told him that 100% of men will get prostate cancer if they live long enough. You know where all the funding goes.

FACT!!!
You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there?

That's why I'm no longer a gynecologist.
Originally Posted by TheKid
Pretty sure it’s code for Boner pill dispensary.

Testosterone mostly, though that is probably a far better boner pill than any alternatives.
Originally Posted by TheKid
They have them down here, every other radio add is for some “men’s health” place. Pretty sure it’s code for Boner pill dispensary.
They do a lot more than just that.

Testosterones replace therapy, HGH related treatments, IV therapy, Stem cell therapy, antibiotics for respiratory system and urinary system, and every kind of vitamin shot you can imagine.

So it's a one stop shop, stem cells to fix you joins, Testosterone and HGH to put on the muscle, boner pills to get it up, an IV for the day after so you can recover, and antibiotics to cure what ever you got from you Tender date.
Originally Posted by P_Weed
There are men's health clinics - They're called massage parlors.

Doah....👍🏼😬🦫
Originally Posted by P_Weed
You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there?

That's why I'm no longer a gynecologist.

Dammit...Just spilled my cup of soup all over me...
1- You are white
2- You are male
3- You need to die.

The End
Originally Posted by Hastings
13% of women will develop breast cancer in their lifetime. My brother's doctor told him that 100% of men will get prostate cancer if they live long enough. You know where all the funding goes.


The Funding is going to the right place.
Most guys like Women's Titl's ,Tity's , Boobs And the Ginormous Boobs.
I do not think that most men like looking at other men's Butt Holes.

Maybe it is just me I don't know.

The Funding is going to the right place.
Women are always sick, but they never die.
"I see the pink ribbon thing all the time for breast cancer and everything else under the sun made pink. I've yet to see a brown anything in support of prostate cancer. Women love to feel special and let everyone know just how special they are."

Yes 250Sav age. About 100K females die annually from breast cancer. One game a year the NFL declares breast cancer support day, all the players wear pink shoes etc.
35,000 men die every year from prostate cancer, and never a whimper about it.
At the rate that males are being neutered and feminized by today's culture they will all be going to the womens clinic soon.
They are called urologists.
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
"I see the pink ribbon thing all the time for breast cancer and everything else under the sun made pink. I've yet to see a brown anything in support of prostate cancer. Women love to feel special and let everyone know just how special they are."

Yes 250Sav age. About 100K females die annually from breast cancer. One game a year the NFL declares breast cancer support day, all the players wear pink shoes etc.
35,000 men die every year from prostate cancer, and never a whimper about it.

Add another 12,000 per year who die of bladder cancer.
In my 62 years I have never seen a medical building with a sign saying Men’s Health Clinic. And I expect if such a place was to come into existence there would be strenuous objections from the left.

Similarly when I led the men’s ministry at our church I was confronted on a number of occasions, by women, as to why we didn’t include women in our ministry events. Because then it would be a couples ministry.
Originally Posted by Tuco
Women are always sick, but they never die.





Hahahaha. Post of the day right there.

😆😆😆😆😆😆😱😱😱😱😱😱
One day, during Chemo Camp, I got sent up to the Breast Cancer Unit for my bug juice. The normal place is in the basement. This unit was up on the 3rd floor. The actual function of the units are identical. However, the breast cancer unit is much newer, with big windows and lots of extras. Most of the stations are private and take up about 3-4X the floor space as down in the basement.

Most days, there are enough patients to fill both rooms. So you figure breast cancer is about 50% of the total. Once in a while, the load dips and they close one or the other and consolidate operations.

It's all about funding. When was the last time you saw a "Let's beat Seminoma!" T-Shirt?
Breast cancer is sdomething that shows up in the titties of
pretty young women. (Men do get it)

Young. With kids.

Prostate cancer shows up near the [bleep] on older men.


Which one naturally would get more attention?



Ever hear some looking at a potgutted, flat to no ass, grey haired old guy
say,
"I'd like to see that nekkid"?
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by Hastings
13% of women will develop breast cancer in their lifetime. My brother's doctor told him that 100% of men will get prostate cancer if they live long enough. You know where all the funding goes.

FACT!!!


Save Second Base!!
As to the header: because we don't have abortions...
Nobody would go.
It is also true that women tend towards hypochondria, and seem to love the attention they get from doctors. Then there's the indisputable fact that women "leak" from puberty until death. Men don't need "boxer liners".
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
It is also true that women tend towards hypochondria, and seem to love the attention they get from doctors. Then there's the indisputable fact that women "leak" from puberty until death. Men don't need "boxer liners".
Rocky nails it...when I was going to sea, every married man experienced the hypochondria of the seagoing widow. Unless they were young enough to have a bunch of kids keeping them busy, they literally flocked to various doctors and clinics seeking attention. And of course, many found other even more expensive ways to amuse themselves, especially in community property-no fault divorce states.
And another thing...I have often wondered if the pain and agony of child birth is as bad as it's advertised...
Hunting camps, liquor stores, gunshops, and race tracks are "men's health clinics"....
MEN`S Health Clinic ? its called a bar/saloon with a long stand up bar ,cold beer ,shots , dice and a dice cup for shank a day , plenty pickled eggs ,chips ,jerky and if your lucky some real health snacks crackers ,cheese and fresh tiger meat . all for last call a late night supper again ?
Many women consider men something to be used. Therefore disposable.
The most fervent desire among women is to have a fatal disease that no one has ever seen before and for which there is no treatment.
One thing, the doctors know how to make money, how many "consolations: should it take to cut out a mole?
Men are human beings. Anything that can bleed for a week once a month and not die is a separate kind of animal, and needs a totally different approach to "health care"!
Originally Posted by Borchardt
The most fervent desire among women is to have a fatal disease that no one has ever seen before and for which there is no treatment.

This isn't far wrong.
There are no men or women anymore. C'mon. Catch up with the times.
there are lots of them. ED clinics are advertising nearly half the ads on local talk radio. gone limp billboards are all over.
Originally Posted by Tuco
Originally Posted by 250Sav_age
Because we are men. Women love to feel special and let everyone know just how special they are.

Bullseye


YEP
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